Challenges completed by --Woo8687--
Uh-huh. What region?
Steamed Hams! : Go to Superintendent Chalmers's Eye with Link
Easy Uhp! (Do DO do Doooo!) Skinner with his crazy explanations! Superintendent's gonna need his medication!
Steamed Hams! : Eliminate 1 opponent by yourself
Easy Ohohoho nooo, patented Skinner Burgers! Old family recipe! ...for Steamed Hams? Yes!
Steamed Hams! : Survive more than 3:00
Easy You call Hamburgers Steamed Hams?
Steamed Hams! : Hit 4 opponents
Easy Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers!
Steamed Hams! : Hit 3 opponents
Easy Oh ho ho ho! Delightfully devilish, Seymour!
Steamed Hams! : Hit 2 opponents
Easy I see. *Eating Noises*
Steamed Hams! : Go to the Steamed Hams, but this time you have to do it with Petey Piranha, without losing any balloons, with 100 participants
Easy Uh- AURORA BOREALIS? AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, AT THIS TIME OF DAY, IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY, LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN. Yes! May I see it? No.
Steamed Hams! : Survive more than 1s with Funky-kong
Easy No, no! I said Steamed Hams! That's what I call Hamburgers.
Steamed Hams! : Survive more than 1:30 with Wario
Easy Yes! It's a regional dialect.
Steamed Hams! : Hit 1 opponent without drifting, without losing any balloons
Easy I thought we were having Steamed Clams.
Steamed Hams! : Go to Superintendent Chalmers without drifting
Easy Phew! *Runs off towards Krusty Burger*
Steamed Hams! : Survive more than 2:00
Easy *Firetruck blaring* ~End
Steamed Hams! : Collect all coins
Easy But what if...I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?
Steamed Hams! : Hit 1 opponent
Easy Oh! That isn't smoke. It's Steam! Steam from the Steamed Clams we're having! Mmmmmm! Steamed Clams!
Steamed Hams! : Survive more than 1:00
Easy SEYMOUR! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE! No, mother, it's just the Northern Lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say- You steam a good ham. HELP! HEEEEEELP!
Steamed Hams! : Go to Skinner's Hand (also sorry for the absurd amount of challenges)
Easy Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?
Steamed Hams! : Survive more than 30s
Easy (GASP!) Do-e-gods! My roast is ruined!
Steamed Hams! : Finish the game
Easy Nyes.
Steamed Hams! : Go to Superintendent Chalmers's Mouth.
Easy Superintendent! I was just, uh...stretching my calves on the windowsill! Isometric exercise! Care to join me?
Steamed Hams! : Survive more than 20s
Easy