Challenges completed by GiantBirthdayRat7
Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?
Steamed Hams! : Survive more than 30s

Superintendent! I was just, uh...stretching my calves on the windowsill! Isometric exercise! Care to join me?
Steamed Hams! : Survive more than 20s

Nyes.
Steamed Hams! : Go to Superintendent Chalmers's Mouth.

I thought we were having Steamed Clams.
Steamed Hams! : Go to Superintendent Chalmers without drifting

Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome!
Steamed Hams! : Go to Seymour Skinner's Mouth.

Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions.
Steamed Hams! : Test the Arena!

OBJECTION!
OBJECTION! : Finish the game in the 1st position

TAKE THAT!
OBJECTION! : Survive more than 2:00

HOLD IT!
OBJECTION! : Hit 3 opponents

*Table Slam*
OBJECTION! : Collect all coins

Gettin' yo girl back
Fourside : Finish the game in the 1st position

Do you see a Waterfall? No? Then why are you waiting 3 minutes HERE?
Fourside : Survive more than 3:00

You encountered the Annoying Reveler.
Fourside : Eliminate 1 opponent by yourself

Finding Everdread...or rather, Everdead
Fourside : Collect all coins

Falling in the Water
Fourside : Finish the game in less than 5s

*ring ring* Hello, it's your dad. You've been out there for a while now. Don't you think it would be a good idea if you took a break?
Fourside : Survive more than 2:00

SMAAAAAASH!
Fourside : Hit 4 opponents

Drinking some "Protein Drinks"
Fourside : Go to Jackie's Cafe.

I couldn't find an image of the Hint Man on WikiBound, so I used the next best thing.
Fourside : Go see the Hint Mr. Saturn.

...So where exactly do you fight in Smash?
Fourside : Go to every intersection.
