Challenges completed by hydrobl4st

Desert Hills' Crazy 8

Desert Hills : Complete the track without using any item

With 8 participants

Koopa Bridge

Delfino Square : Find the bridge in Time Trial mode, with Koopa

SEYMOUR! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE! No, mother, it's just the Northern Lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say- You steam a good ham. HELP! HEEEEEELP!

Steamed Hams! : Go to Skinner's Hand (also sorry for the absurd amount of challenges)

YAAAWN oh, that was wonderfull. Good time was had by all; I pooped. Yes, I should be- GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE? Aurora Borealis.

Steamed Hams! : Survive more than 5:00

Uh- AURORA BOREALIS? AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, AT THIS TIME OF DAY, IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY, LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN. Yes! May I see it? No.

Steamed Hams! : Survive more than 1s with Funky-kong

Yes, and you call them Steamed Hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled. Ye- Y'know- One thing I should- 'scuse me for one second. Of course.

Steamed Hams! : Finish 1st 2 times in a row

le défi magique

Le jardin magique : trouver le raccourci with Petey Piranha

In difficult mode

Ohohoho nooo, patented Skinner Burgers! Old family recipe! ...for Steamed Hams? Yes!

Steamed Hams! : Survive more than 3:00

Y'know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.

Steamed Hams! : Go to Skinner's eyes without touching item boxes, with 75 participants

I see. *Eating Noises*

Steamed Hams! : Go to the Steamed Hams, but this time you have to do it with Petey Piranha, without losing any balloons, with 100 participants

Oh, not in Utica, no. It's an Albany expression.

Steamed Hams! : Survive more than 1:00 without losing any balloons, without using any item

Uh-huh. What region?

Steamed Hams! : Go to Superintendent Chalmers's Eye with Link

I thought we were having Steamed Clams.

Steamed Hams! : Go to Superintendent Chalmers without drifting

Uuuuuh Upstate New York.

Steamed Hams! : Hit 1 opponent with Toadette

Really? Well, I'm from Utica and I've never heard the phrase "Steamed Hams".

Steamed Hams! : Survive more than 1s with 50 participants

N64 luigi raceway

N64 luigi raceway : Finish 1st 2 times in a row in VS mode, with Daisy

Yes! It's a regional dialect.

Steamed Hams! : Hit 1 opponent without drifting, without losing any balloons

Phew! *Runs off towards Krusty Burger*

Steamed Hams! : Survive more than 2:00

You call Hamburgers Steamed Hams?

Steamed Hams! : Hit 4 opponents

Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers!

Steamed Hams! : Hit 3 opponents