Challenges completed by OrrealKart18
Yes, and you call them Steamed Hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled. Ye- Y'know- One thing I should- 'scuse me for one second. Of course.
Steamed Hams! : Finish 1st 2 times in a row
Easy Uuuuuh Upstate New York.
Steamed Hams! : Hit 1 opponent with Toadette
Easy Uh-huh. What region?
Steamed Hams! : Go to Superintendent Chalmers's Eye with Link
Easy No, no! I said Steamed Hams! That's what I call Hamburgers.
Steamed Hams! : Survive more than 1:30 with Wario
Easy Oh, not in Utica, no. It's an Albany expression.
Steamed Hams! : Survive more than 1:00 without losing any balloons, without using any item
Easy Yes! It's a regional dialect.
Steamed Hams! : Hit 1 opponent without drifting, without losing any balloons
Easy SEYMOUR! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE! No, mother, it's just the Northern Lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say- You steam a good ham. HELP! HEEEEEELP!
Steamed Hams! : Go to Skinner's Hand (also sorry for the absurd amount of challenges)
Easy Really? Well, I'm from Utica and I've never heard the phrase "Steamed Hams".
Steamed Hams! : Survive more than 1s with 50 participants
Easy I thought we were having Steamed Clams.
Steamed Hams! : Go to Superintendent Chalmers without drifting
Easy When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations they'll be traveling town tonight! SEYMOUR!
Steamed Hams! : Finish the game in the 1st position
Easy (GASP!) Do-e-gods! My roast is ruined!
Steamed Hams! : Finish the game
Easy Uhp! (Do DO do Doooo!) Skinner with his crazy explanations! Superintendent's gonna need his medication!
Steamed Hams! : Eliminate 1 opponent by yourself
Easy You call Hamburgers Steamed Hams?
Steamed Hams! : Hit 4 opponents
Easy Ohohoho nooo, patented Skinner Burgers! Old family recipe! ...for Steamed Hams? Yes!
Steamed Hams! : Survive more than 3:00
Easy Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers!
Steamed Hams! : Hit 3 opponents
Easy Phew! *Runs off towards Krusty Burger*
Steamed Hams! : Survive more than 2:00
Easy Oh ho ho ho! Delightfully devilish, Seymour!
Steamed Hams! : Hit 2 opponents
Easy Oh! That isn't smoke. It's Steam! Steam from the Steamed Clams we're having! Mmmmmm! Steamed Clams!
Steamed Hams! : Survive more than 1:00
Easy But what if...I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?
Steamed Hams! : Hit 1 opponent
Easy Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?
Steamed Hams! : Survive more than 30s
Easy