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Yes, and you call them Steamed Hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled. Ye- Y'know- One thing I should- 'scuse me for one second. Of course.
Steamed Hams! : Finish 1st 2 times in a row

le défi magique
Le jardin magique : trouver le raccourci with Petey Piranha
In difficult mode

Ohohoho nooo, patented Skinner Burgers! Old family recipe! ...for Steamed Hams? Yes!
Steamed Hams! : Survive more than 3:00

Y'know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Steamed Hams! : Go to Skinner's eyes without touching item boxes, with 75 participants

I see. *Eating Noises*
Steamed Hams! : Go to the Steamed Hams, but this time you have to do it with Petey Piranha, without losing any balloons, with 100 participants

Oh, not in Utica, no. It's an Albany expression.
Steamed Hams! : Survive more than 1:00 without losing any balloons, without using any item

I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!
Steamed Hams! : Go to the "Steamed Hams".

Uh-huh. What region?
Steamed Hams! : Go to Superintendent Chalmers's Eye with Link

I thought we were having Steamed Clams.
Steamed Hams! : Go to Superintendent Chalmers without drifting

Uuuuuh Upstate New York.
Steamed Hams! : Hit 1 opponent with Toadette

Really? Well, I'm from Utica and I've never heard the phrase "Steamed Hams".
Steamed Hams! : Survive more than 1s with 50 participants

N64 luigi raceway
N64 luigi raceway : Finish 1st 2 times in a row in VS mode, with Daisy

Yes! It's a regional dialect.
Steamed Hams! : Hit 1 opponent without drifting, without losing any balloons

Phew! *Runs off towards Krusty Burger*
Steamed Hams! : Survive more than 2:00

You call Hamburgers Steamed Hams?
Steamed Hams! : Hit 4 opponents

No, no! I said Steamed Hams! That's what I call Hamburgers.
Steamed Hams! : Survive more than 1:30 with Wario

Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers!
Steamed Hams! : Hit 3 opponents

Nyes.
Steamed Hams! : Go to Superintendent Chalmers's Mouth.

When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations they'll be traveling town tonight! SEYMOUR!
Steamed Hams! : Finish the game in the 1st position

Uhp! (Do DO do Doooo!) Skinner with his crazy explanations! Superintendent's gonna need his medication!
Steamed Hams! : Eliminate 1 opponent by yourself
