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DAILY FACTS THAT COULD SAVE UR LIFE (meme topic)
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5276 pts ★ NoviceOn 2025-02-01 at 16:05:20
Did you know that Toad is not REALLY a mushroom?
oh okay
On 2025-02-01 at 16:04:52
DID YOU KNOW MARS CHOCOLATE BARS ARENT MADE ON MARS
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!
On 2025-01-31 at 03:40:10
did you know that weird al is called weird al because he makes weird parodies and his name is al and he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal but the sanitation workers really didnt approve
so he had to move to a city in ohio where he lived in a tree and he worked for a nasal decongestant factory and he played for the company bowling team and the very next year he met a dental hygienist with a spatula tattooed on her arm but he didnt keep in touch and he lost her number and got himself a job on a tater tot farm and he spent his life savings on a split level cave 20 miles below the surface of the earth and he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich for what its worth then one day al was in the forest trying to get a tan when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man he was caught in a bear trap and al set him free and the guy that he rescued was grateful as could be and it turns out he's a big shot producer on tv so he gave al a contract and what do you know now he's got his very own weird al show
so he had to move to a city in ohio where he lived in a tree and he worked for a nasal decongestant factory and he played for the company bowling team and the very next year he met a dental hygienist with a spatula tattooed on her arm but he didnt keep in touch and he lost her number and got himself a job on a tater tot farm and he spent his life savings on a split level cave 20 miles below the surface of the earth and he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich for what its worth then one day al was in the forest trying to get a tan when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man he was caught in a bear trap and al set him free and the guy that he rescued was grateful as could be and it turns out he's a big shot producer on tv so he gave al a contract and what do you know now he's got his very own weird al show
MKPC Update Suggestions
On 2024-12-26 at 11:44:00
dunno if it's been mentioned but something I've wished the game had for a while is a way to change the lap count above the normal amount in challenges, it's nice that you can reduce it but if you have a 3 lap track it caps there
Have a 999999999 lap track lmao
"it's eternity in there!"
On 2024-09-03 at 14:11:10
Idk, maybe add some GOD DAMN MUSIC IN THE RACES. Sounds so damn silent without it. Just SFX.....
I HAVE THIS SAME PROBLEM
IT SEEMS THAT MUSIC/SOUND DON'T WORK ON MOBILE
...You're on Mobile, Right...?
Also Everyone, Stop Being Mean to This Guy, It's Literally an Issue In the Game
i used to be on mobile too and only the music worked
Meme of 2025
On 2025-01-26 at 17:51:04
Meme of 2023 was a little bit outdated so yeah
What's the best meme of 2025 so far!
What's the best meme of 2025 so far!
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I can’t lie if I see another low taper fade meme I’m throwing a table at my mum
bet.
your country is massive, but yknow what else is massive?
low taper fad-
You heartless bastard why would you want my mum to be injured you bloody twat
you kinda did that to yourself ngl
??? what do you mean
you said you were going to throw a table at your mum
On 2025-01-26 at 17:26:01
Meme of 2023 was a little bit outdated so yeah
What's the best meme of 2025 so far!
What's the best meme of 2025 so far!
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I can’t lie if I see another low taper fade meme I’m throwing a table at my mum
bet.
your country is massive, but yknow what else is massive?
low taper fad-
You heartless bastard why would you want my mum to be injured you bloody twat
you kinda did that to yourself ngl
MKPC Forum Simulates Civilization
Yesterday at 23:52:50
I see y'all still hate me. I am willing to propose the idea of a peace -Tree-tise 
you didnt even spell it right 💀
Yesterday at 00:38:42
I HAVE INVENTED CHESS THAT HAS ANARCHY
On 2025-02-01 at 19:36:24
stab a random civilian in back because spy tf2
On 2025-01-31 at 03:05:47
HEY GUYS IT WOULD BE PRETTY NICE IF SOMEONE INVENTED BATHROOMS RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I REALLY NEED TO PEE (not in real life)
1On 2025-01-25 at 16:39:56
I forget about this for 2 days and come back to this wtf happened
...anyway since the vote tied, You lot have to vote again. This won't go into day 6, so even more chaos will happen if you want it to i guess
https://strawpoll.com/XOgOVdNKGn3
...anyway since the vote tied, You lot have to vote again. This won't go into day 6, so even more chaos will happen if you want it to i guess
https://strawpoll.com/XOgOVdNKGn3
great now they're making skill checks just to vote
On 2025-01-24 at 23:15:14
i cancel war on mongolia, we should have peace
i have decided to make 5 laws
1. unless needed do not harm people
2. you are able to harm anyone who has harmed you in at most a day
3. if someone has harmed you, you must harm them at most at the scale that they harmed you, so no nuking someone's house because they insulted your mom
4. if a robber steals your stuff you can harm them
5. you can only harm robbers at most at the scale they have stolen from you, similar to law 2
On 2025-01-24 at 21:32:18
i cancel war on mongolia, we should have peace
4Fun Facts
On 2024-08-25 at 15:52:07
fun fact: -1 is a better placement than 1
1On 2024-08-08 at 13:59:00
fun fact: i unironically sometimes animate in google slides
fun fact: I do to
Edit: No way!!1
cool
(also i made this image in google slides (yes them looking bad was an aesthetic choice))
1On 2024-08-08 at 05:12:11
fun fact: i unironically sometimes animate in google slides
On 2024-06-15 at 20:41:43
fun fact: i forgot my fun fact 
5On 2024-06-02 at 20:04:40
fun fact: everytime a red pikmin dies, redpikmin95 loses a bit of sanity
On 2024-04-27 at 19:56:52
Not so Fun Fact: Did You Know The Deadliest Airplane crash happened right on the runway? (r.i.p. to all who died in this accident 
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(The Tenerife Airport Disaster, deadliest accident in aviation history)
)(The Tenerife Airport Disaster, deadliest accident in aviation history)
wouldn't that not-so great award go to 9/11?
9/11 was co-ordinated while the Tenerife Airport Disaster according to Google was caused by miscommunication between the KLM Flight 4805 crew and air traffic control. The KLM captain misinterpreted a message from the air traffic controller believing he had clearance for takeoff so no 9/11 was not an accident while this was
ok, thanks for clearing that up
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