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11652 pts ★ Champion
6099 pts ★ RacerOn 2023-10-03 at 22:09:02
Princess
Orchid
Idugan (humanoid, has long white hair, one green eye & one purple eye, female, 6'2, underweight but rather toned, has a load of tattoos mainly of dragons & youkai, attire is same as pfp)
Badass but kind and rather lazy, ADDICTED to energy drinks
Dual katanas and AK-47
Cryokinesis, can go forever without food or water, judo grandmaster, can regenerate any severed body part, can shapeshift if able to focus on something for long enough (basically almost never unless it's a dire situation)
Will take up pretty much any fighting challenge and has a 90-99% chance of being victorious
So I'm basically sexy female Deadpool 
Orchid
Idugan (humanoid, has long white hair, one green eye & one purple eye, female, 6'2, underweight but rather toned, has a load of tattoos mainly of dragons & youkai, attire is same as pfp)
Badass but kind and rather lazy, ADDICTED to energy drinks
Dual katanas and AK-47
Cryokinesis, can go forever without food or water, judo grandmaster, can regenerate any severed body part, can shapeshift if able to focus on something for long enough (basically almost never unless it's a dire situation)
Will take up pretty much any fighting challenge and has a 90-99% chance of being victorious
Do you currently live in the same place where you were born Or Not
On 2023-11-04 at 19:59:11
Unfortunately not, I wish I was back in Ireland, the UK (where I live at least) is full of pervs and racist bitches (SAVE ME)
EDIT: @CrazyTurtle why'd you facepalm my message? I'm just speaking the truth 💀
EDIT: @CrazyTurtle why'd you facepalm my message? I'm just speaking the truth 💀
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1What are your favorite Pokémon?
On 2023-11-01 at 19:43:55
Skitty - My starter in Explorers of Time
Absol/Mega Absol - Too cute but also powerful
Mesprit - My next best recruit in Explorers of Time
Ogerpon - The mask is a cool idea imo
Hisuian Zoroark - Wolf tengu?2?2?2
Froslass - Best youkai inspired Pokémon tbh
Zeraora - Same reason as Absol
If I were to make a team:
Skitty
Absol
Froslass
Kecleon
Mesprit
Grovyle
(All because of Explorers lol)
Absol/Mega Absol - Too cute but also powerful
Mesprit - My next best recruit in Explorers of Time
Ogerpon - The mask is a cool idea imo
Hisuian Zoroark - Wolf tengu?2?2?2
Froslass - Best youkai inspired Pokémon tbh
Zeraora - Same reason as Absol
If I were to make a team:
Skitty
Absol
Froslass
Kecleon
Mesprit
Grovyle
(All because of Explorers lol)
What is your favorite food ?
On 2023-10-31 at 05:57:56
Hot Dog literally
Welcome to the 'OmG tHaT fOoD iS sO wEiRd HoW tHe FuCk Do YoU lIkE tHaT?2?2?2 🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤮' club.
That reminds me when a 6 year old kid, the other day, went up to me and said "what seasoning did you put on the dogs you ate" and I was not even offended, just shocked by how he knew those racist stereotypes at such a young age
I know what it's like, I have to deal with people calling me a cannibal sometimes (some kinda Gypsy pagan stereotyping I don't know but it's dumb)
On 2023-10-30 at 20:42:30
Hot Dog literally
Welcome to the 'OmG tHaT fOoD iS sO wEiRd HoW tHe FuCk Do YoU lIkE tHaT?2?2?2 🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤮' club.
1On 2023-10-30 at 14:46:40
Some of my favorite foods are probably gonna be rather insane to some people, but here's my top 7:
- Tempura fried shark
- Sushi
- Boiled scorpion (seriously this so good, you can't say this is disgusting cause you haven't tried it)
- Guriltal shuul (guess you could say this is Mongolian ramen... kinda)
- Buuz (kinda like Mongolian gyouza)
- Goat's heart (...yes I eat animal hearts)
- ...Irish breakfast (...what? I'm half Irish)
- Tempura fried shark
- Sushi
- Boiled scorpion (seriously this so good, you can't say this is disgusting cause you haven't tried it)
- Guriltal shuul (guess you could say this is Mongolian ramen... kinda)
- Buuz (kinda like Mongolian gyouza)
- Goat's heart (...yes I eat animal hearts)
- ...Irish breakfast (...what? I'm half Irish)
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1MKPC Miitopia (Revisited)
On 2023-10-22 at 18:50:24
Sorry if this counts as a revive, but important update: I need a Mii for these roles:
- King of Greenhorne
- Princess (King's daughter)
- Nobleman's son
- Prince of Neksdor
- King of Greenhorne
- Princess (King's daughter)
- Nobleman's son
- Prince of Neksdor
On 2023-10-14 at 07:11:19
Daisanko, light blue in game (preferably royalblue in the fanfic), Warrior, laid-back
OH MAH GAWD IZ THAT KOKICHI OMA, DA ULTIMET SOOPREEM LEEDER?2?2?2?2
On 2023-10-11 at 17:13:40
Episode 3: Why do I hear Enka music?
(Princess and company are walking around Greenhorne vanquishing monsters and saving faces)
Miles: HMM? WELL, LOOK WHO IT IS! YOU JUST KEEP TURNING UP LIKE A BAD PENNY!
Princess: Dick Lord Miles! Prepare to taste defeat!
Miles: PFFFFFT... AAAAHHHHAHAHAAAAA! OH, THAT WAS FUNNY! WELL SINCE YOU WANT IT SO MUCH... LET'S DANCE, PUSSY! (Miles conjures up a ball of dark energy)
Princess: Holy shit...
???: Hold it, punk. (A beam of electricity intercepts Miles' attack)
Miles: WHO DARES...?!
???: (Enka music plays) Hmm. So you're this Dark Lord I've been hearing much about. You won't be getting your way for much longer... not if I stand in your way!
Miles: DIDN'T ANYONE EVER TELL YOU NOBODY ASKED FOR A FED? I MIGHT LEAVE YOU BE... THIS ONCE! BYE FOR NOW! MWAAHAHAHAAAA! (Miles flees)
Princess: Why do I hear Enka music? Oh yeah, thanks for saving me.
???: How do you do? They call me VC. I'm a traveling sage.
Princess: The name's Princess. I'm going after that Dick Lord Miles with my gang.
VC: Intriguing, so you're on a quest to defeat the Dark Lord?
Princess: (Somberly) Yeah. But...
VC: But you feel you're not strong enough? I sense a strange power within you on the contrary. You may not think much of it now, but continue your journey and you'll go from strength to strength! So just hang in there. If fortune is on our side, we'll meet again.
(Princess and company are walking around Greenhorne vanquishing monsters and saving faces)
Miles: HMM? WELL, LOOK WHO IT IS! YOU JUST KEEP TURNING UP LIKE A BAD PENNY!
Princess: Dick Lord Miles! Prepare to taste defeat!
Miles: PFFFFFT... AAAAHHHHAHAHAAAAA! OH, THAT WAS FUNNY! WELL SINCE YOU WANT IT SO MUCH... LET'S DANCE, PUSSY! (Miles conjures up a ball of dark energy)
Princess: Holy shit...
???: Hold it, punk. (A beam of electricity intercepts Miles' attack)
Miles: WHO DARES...?!
???: (Enka music plays) Hmm. So you're this Dark Lord I've been hearing much about. You won't be getting your way for much longer... not if I stand in your way!
Miles: DIDN'T ANYONE EVER TELL YOU NOBODY ASKED FOR A FED? I MIGHT LEAVE YOU BE... THIS ONCE! BYE FOR NOW! MWAAHAHAHAAAA! (Miles flees)
Princess: Why do I hear Enka music? Oh yeah, thanks for saving me.
???: How do you do? They call me VC. I'm a traveling sage.
Princess: The name's Princess. I'm going after that Dick Lord Miles with my gang.
VC: Intriguing, so you're on a quest to defeat the Dark Lord?
Princess: (Somberly) Yeah. But...
VC: But you feel you're not strong enough? I sense a strange power within you on the contrary. You may not think much of it now, but continue your journey and you'll go from strength to strength! So just hang in there. If fortune is on our side, we'll meet again.
On 2023-10-11 at 07:24:34
Pop star
Green
Average weight, 5'4.5, cute clothing without being too modern
Kind
Male
Copypasted this from a drawer bc I think it's gonna be easier for you if I give you my info
Green
Average weight, 5'4.5, cute clothing without being too modern
Kind
Male
Copypasted this from a drawer bc I think it's gonna be easier for you if I give you my info
Best support role imo
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2On 2023-10-10 at 21:44:02
Purple
Airheaded Cat
World 4 Karkaton
Male
(what are supporting roles?)
Airheaded Cat
World 4 Karkaton
Male
(what are supporting roles?)
Don't worry about supporting roles until later on in the story, I'll announce when I need some
1On 2023-10-10 at 17:31:27
Just realized something, even if Bonk joined I still wouldn't have a full party by the endgame. So I'll do a vote: react with ⬆️ to this message if I should import a few Miis from the Mii Maker (meaning you may have a spot even if you haven't joined, apologies in advance) or react with ⬇️ if I should wait even longer, which in turn will delay the story a ton but at least there's a level of consent 🤷🤷🤷
6On 2023-10-10 at 10:27:36
Guys I'm sorry but this may be going on hiatus soon. My moods are so conflicting it's like I'm at war with myself. I'm getting an appointment with the GP today to properly test for bipolar disorder as my family has a history of it. So yeah, I might be putting this on hiatus soon. Sorry in advance 
UPDATE: The results of the bipolar test were 'indecisive', meaning they still don't know if I'm bipolar or not. As a result this won't be going on hiatus, so I'm allowing for more applications. I kinda need a new party member at this point and I'm a li'l stuck. I wanted to do Bonk but I don't have a straight answer from him/her yet. So I'll give it another couple of hours and if Bonk still hasn't given me a straight answer I guess I'll do Lely (they're the only other Miis I have apart from myself and Miles so I'm still stuck lol)
UPDATE: The results of the bipolar test were 'indecisive', meaning they still don't know if I'm bipolar or not. As a result this won't be going on hiatus, so I'm allowing for more applications. I kinda need a new party member at this point and I'm a li'l stuck. I wanted to do Bonk but I don't have a straight answer from him/her yet. So I'll give it another couple of hours and if Bonk still hasn't given me a straight answer I guess I'll do Lely (they're the only other Miis I have apart from myself and Miles so I'm still stuck lol)
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4On 2023-10-10 at 07:43:37
I want my Dungeons and Dragons character to be in your Miitopia world so here it is.
Race: Blue Dragonborn (It looks like this) (This is the image I use for my D&D character, except that his "hair" is more topaz, and his eyes are cyan, but since this is an image, I can't change the color of the "hair" and the eyes.)
Gender: Male
Name: Bluetalon Norixius
Height: 7ft. 6in. (I look at my character sheet later and I'll fix this later if I have to)
Favorite color: Blue (My favorite color and (I think?) my character's favorite color)
Eyes color: Cyan
"Hair" color: Topaz
"Skin" color: Blue
Class: Cleric
Personality: Energetic (This isn't my actual character's personality (If I remember it correctly), this is mine. I have ADHD and I want my D&D character (If it is even in your Miitopia party) to be my personality)
Fact: My Dragonborn's Damage type is Lightning, if you have no idea what that means, I'm going to attach a link to a Dungeons and Dragons 5th edition pdf I found and tell you what page to scroll to see what I mean.
https://orkerhulen.dk/onewebmedia/DnD%205e%20Players%20Handbook%20%28BnW%20OCR%29.pdf
Go to page 29 and you will see.
I would be grateful if I could at least do some part in your Miitopia world and be on your Miitopia party. Also, not to pester you, but did you give up on my profile picture? I wouldn't be surprised if you did. I asked for way too much anyway lol.
Race: Blue Dragonborn (It looks like this) (This is the image I use for my D&D character, except that his "hair" is more topaz, and his eyes are cyan, but since this is an image, I can't change the color of the "hair" and the eyes.)
Gender: Male
Name: Bluetalon Norixius
Height: 7ft. 6in. (I look at my character sheet later and I'll fix this later if I have to)
Favorite color: Blue (My favorite color and (I think?) my character's favorite color)
Eyes color: Cyan
"Hair" color: Topaz
"Skin" color: Blue
Class: Cleric
Personality: Energetic (This isn't my actual character's personality (If I remember it correctly), this is mine. I have ADHD and I want my D&D character (If it is even in your Miitopia party) to be my personality)
Fact: My Dragonborn's Damage type is Lightning, if you have no idea what that means, I'm going to attach a link to a Dungeons and Dragons 5th edition pdf I found and tell you what page to scroll to see what I mean.
https://orkerhulen.dk/onewebmedia/DnD%205e%20Players%20Handbook%20%28BnW%20OCR%29.pdf
Go to page 29 and you will see.
I would be grateful if I could at least do some part in your Miitopia world and be on your Miitopia party. Also, not to pester you, but did you give up on my profile picture? I wouldn't be surprised if you did. I asked for way too much anyway lol.
Surprisingly, that's doable in Miitopia, but it will take a while so I'd have to include you only in the postgame, as for the pfp I kinda forgot about it lol, but I can start working on it again 😅
11On 2023-10-09 at 20:24:15
What about 5th teammate
Look I know how Miitopia plays out so don't try to fool me into making you the first teammate of a certain area or I'll replace Denny with you
On 2023-10-09 at 19:48:13
Can I be first teamate
I already have a spot reserved for first teammate, but is it fine if I add you in the later game?
On 2023-10-09 at 18:08:55
I can't be the only one who doesn't join the lateqt fanfics bc I feel too lazy to fill the information form
Lol it's fine, I can still find a way to fit you in
On 2023-10-09 at 17:46:38
Episode 2: Divine Origins
Miles: MWAAHAHAHAAA! IS SOMEONE TRYING TO BE A HERO?
Princess: Give Denny's face back!
Miles: WHAT, YOU MEAN THIS RUNT? (Princess stares daggers at Miles) HRRM... MAYBE I WILL GIVE THIS BITCH'S FACE BACK TO YOU ON ONE CONDITION... (Miles summons a Mini Slime) HOW GOOD ARE YOU IN A FIGHT?
Princess: (Quivering) Eeep!
Miles: (Implants Denny's face onto the Mini Slime) BE SEEING YOU... IF YOU SURVIVE, THAT IS! MWAAAHAHAHAAAA! (Miles flies off)
Princess: Holy shit- (The charm starts to glow) Huh?
(Princess awakes in a heavenly chamber)
???: Princess... Princess, can you hear me?
Princess: (Amazed) Uhhh... yeah.
???: Ho ho ho! What good fortune this is! Now, you may be unable to comprehend or believe what I am about to tell you... but I am a god.
Princess: Whaaaaaat?!
God: Please, just hear what I have to say. It seems you are in a spot of bother, my child. Would you require a little help?
Princess: That's an understatement...
God: Ho ho ho, excellent, excellent! I bestoweth upon thee the power of the gods! (God envelops a divine light upon Princess, transforming her into a Warrior)
Princess: (Mesmerized) Wow, look at that...
God: Ho ho ho! This should be enough for you to deal with the Dark Lord's fiends! Now fight, O Princess! Give them what for! Ho ho ho!
(Princess returns to the land)
Princess: Here goes nothing! (Princess quickly sidesteps the Mini Slime's attack) Too slow! (She edges in a quick stab)
Mini Slime: WRAAAAAGH! (It charges at Princess, knocking her over)
Princess: (Getting up) Shit... (She jumps out of the way to stab the Mini Slime one last time, vanquishing the blob)
(Denny's face flies off the Mini Slime and back to Greenhorne Town)
Princess: Whew...
God: Excellent work, young princess!
Princess: Aww, it was nothing...
God: Now that child should be safe as well. Ho ho ho, things are looking up! Now, return to Greenhorne Town.
Back at Greenhorne Town...
Denny: Bwah? Yippee, I'm back!
Alita: Oh, my poor sweet Denny! Are you okay? You're not hurt, are you?
Denny: I'm fine!
Alita: Oh, thank the gods! And thank you too, kind traveler! Please, take this! It's a thank you gift! (Princess received 200G!)
God: Ho ho ho! Wonderful, just wonderful! Now then, Princess my child. I have another task for you.
Princess: Uhm... you do?
God: You have witnessed the foul deeds of Dark Lord Miles. He's made quite the mess, and that's putting it mildly. And so I must ask you, vanquish the vile Dark Lord and save this land!
Princess: (Boldly) Of course!
God: I am so very delighted to hear that! These newfound powers should help you contend with Miles. Now, make haste for the Dark Lord, Princess the Warrior! I expect great things of you! Ho ho ho!
Miles: MWAAHAHAHAAA! IS SOMEONE TRYING TO BE A HERO?
Princess: Give Denny's face back!
Miles: WHAT, YOU MEAN THIS RUNT? (Princess stares daggers at Miles) HRRM... MAYBE I WILL GIVE THIS BITCH'S FACE BACK TO YOU ON ONE CONDITION... (Miles summons a Mini Slime) HOW GOOD ARE YOU IN A FIGHT?
Princess: (Quivering) Eeep!
Miles: (Implants Denny's face onto the Mini Slime) BE SEEING YOU... IF YOU SURVIVE, THAT IS! MWAAAHAHAHAAAA! (Miles flies off)
Princess: Holy shit- (The charm starts to glow) Huh?
(Princess awakes in a heavenly chamber)
???: Princess... Princess, can you hear me?
Princess: (Amazed) Uhhh... yeah.
???: Ho ho ho! What good fortune this is! Now, you may be unable to comprehend or believe what I am about to tell you... but I am a god.
Princess: Whaaaaaat?!
God: Please, just hear what I have to say. It seems you are in a spot of bother, my child. Would you require a little help?
Princess: That's an understatement...
God: Ho ho ho, excellent, excellent! I bestoweth upon thee the power of the gods! (God envelops a divine light upon Princess, transforming her into a Warrior)
Princess: (Mesmerized) Wow, look at that...
God: Ho ho ho! This should be enough for you to deal with the Dark Lord's fiends! Now fight, O Princess! Give them what for! Ho ho ho!
(Princess returns to the land)
Princess: Here goes nothing! (Princess quickly sidesteps the Mini Slime's attack) Too slow! (She edges in a quick stab)
Mini Slime: WRAAAAAGH! (It charges at Princess, knocking her over)
Princess: (Getting up) Shit... (She jumps out of the way to stab the Mini Slime one last time, vanquishing the blob)
(Denny's face flies off the Mini Slime and back to Greenhorne Town)
Princess: Whew...
God: Excellent work, young princess!
Princess: Aww, it was nothing...
God: Now that child should be safe as well. Ho ho ho, things are looking up! Now, return to Greenhorne Town.
Back at Greenhorne Town...
Denny: Bwah? Yippee, I'm back!
Alita: Oh, my poor sweet Denny! Are you okay? You're not hurt, are you?
Denny: I'm fine!
Alita: Oh, thank the gods! And thank you too, kind traveler! Please, take this! It's a thank you gift! (Princess received 200G!)
God: Ho ho ho! Wonderful, just wonderful! Now then, Princess my child. I have another task for you.
Princess: Uhm... you do?
God: You have witnessed the foul deeds of Dark Lord Miles. He's made quite the mess, and that's putting it mildly. And so I must ask you, vanquish the vile Dark Lord and save this land!
Princess: (Boldly) Of course!
God: I am so very delighted to hear that! These newfound powers should help you contend with Miles. Now, make haste for the Dark Lord, Princess the Warrior! I expect great things of you! Ho ho ho!
On 2023-10-09 at 13:05:34
Episode 1: Dark Lord Miles
Mayor: Oh shit, it's-
Miles: MWAAHAHAHAAA! I AM THE DARK LORD, MILES! I'VE COME TO WREAK HAVOC AND TERROR ON THIS MISERABLE LITTLE WORLD-
Princess: Can you get this bullshit monologue over with?
Miles: Do you want me to steal your fucking face? Anyway... I'M STARTING WITH YOU, PEOPLE OF GREENHORNE!
Ronnie: The girl's right, you're very boring so shut your craphole-
Miles: IT'S TIME FOR YOUR FIRST TASTE OF TRUE FEAR! SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR FACES! (Miles snaps his fingers)
Ronnie: Holy fucking shit- (Ronnie's face flies off)
Clara: Well that's mighty rude of you, Mr. Dark Lord Miles- (Clara's face flies off)
Chilton: Eeeeek! (Chilton's face flies off)
Denny: Waaaa! (Denny's face flies off)
Alita: Denny! M-my poor baby!
Sally: Aaaa! (Sally's face flies off)
Harry: Sally!
Mayor: J-Jesus Christ! Th-th-their f-faces...!
Miles: HMPH. WELL, I THINK THIS SHOULD DO NICELY FOR NOW. NOW LISTEN HERE, YOU FACELESS FUCKERS! I HOPE YOU ENJOY A LIFE OF WORDLESS TERROR, BECAUSE THAT'S ALL YOU'VE GOT NOW! AND TO THOSE OF YOU WHOM I SPARED... TAKE A NICE LONG LOOK AT YOUR POOR LITTLE FRIENDS... AND DESPAIR! SAYONARA, MOTHERFUCKERS! MWAAHAHAHAAA! (Miles vanishes, spiriting the lost faces away)
Mayor: Aaaaaarrrggh!
Princess: Holy shit, does that Dick Lord Miles ever shut the fuck up? What kinda sick freak steals people's fucking faces anyway?
Alita: (Sobbing) My little Denny! Don't panic, don't panic...
Princess: Hey, isn't that Alita?
Alita: Oh, adventurer! I beg you! Please help my Denny!
Princess: (Startled) Uh, uhm, sure I guess...
Alita: Ohh... Thank you ever so much! Please... take this. It's our family's good luck charm.
Princess: Pretty... wait, what about Dick Lord Miles?
Alita: I fear he may still lurk nearby. Could you look outside town for him?
Princess: On it.
Mayor: Oh shit, it's-
Miles: MWAAHAHAHAAA! I AM THE DARK LORD, MILES! I'VE COME TO WREAK HAVOC AND TERROR ON THIS MISERABLE LITTLE WORLD-
Princess: Can you get this bullshit monologue over with?
Miles: Do you want me to steal your fucking face? Anyway... I'M STARTING WITH YOU, PEOPLE OF GREENHORNE!
Ronnie: The girl's right, you're very boring so shut your craphole-
Miles: IT'S TIME FOR YOUR FIRST TASTE OF TRUE FEAR! SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR FACES! (Miles snaps his fingers)
Ronnie: Holy fucking shit- (Ronnie's face flies off)
Clara: Well that's mighty rude of you, Mr. Dark Lord Miles- (Clara's face flies off)
Chilton: Eeeeek! (Chilton's face flies off)
Denny: Waaaa! (Denny's face flies off)
Alita: Denny! M-my poor baby!
Sally: Aaaa! (Sally's face flies off)
Harry: Sally!
Mayor: J-Jesus Christ! Th-th-their f-faces...!
Miles: HMPH. WELL, I THINK THIS SHOULD DO NICELY FOR NOW. NOW LISTEN HERE, YOU FACELESS FUCKERS! I HOPE YOU ENJOY A LIFE OF WORDLESS TERROR, BECAUSE THAT'S ALL YOU'VE GOT NOW! AND TO THOSE OF YOU WHOM I SPARED... TAKE A NICE LONG LOOK AT YOUR POOR LITTLE FRIENDS... AND DESPAIR! SAYONARA, MOTHERFUCKERS! MWAAHAHAHAAA! (Miles vanishes, spiriting the lost faces away)
Mayor: Aaaaaarrrggh!
Princess: Holy shit, does that Dick Lord Miles ever shut the fuck up? What kinda sick freak steals people's fucking faces anyway?
Alita: (Sobbing) My little Denny! Don't panic, don't panic...
Princess: Hey, isn't that Alita?
Alita: Oh, adventurer! I beg you! Please help my Denny!
Princess: (Startled) Uh, uhm, sure I guess...
Alita: Ohh... Thank you ever so much! Please... take this. It's our family's good luck charm.
Princess: Pretty... wait, what about Dick Lord Miles?
Alita: I fear he may still lurk nearby. Could you look outside town for him?
Princess: On it.
On 2023-10-09 at 12:10:04
Episode 0: Welcome to Miitopia!
(The curtain rises on a mystical land)
Narrator: This is the world of Miitopia. It is a world where every Mii can live in peace and harmony. Or I should say... it was. (Miis' faces begin to fly off) One day, it came without warning. A great and terrible shadow threatening Miitopia! (A swathe of darkness envelops the land as one last Mii's face is stolen) Some unspeakable creature made off with the people's faces! (Dark Lord Miles appears) And what's worse... those stolen faces appeared on monsters!
Princess: (Relaxing in a field somewhere) Yawn... another peaceful day- huh?
(A Mii's face flies in from nowhere and lands on a Rock Moth, as it brandishes its wings menacingly at Princess)
Princess: (Running away) Aaaaaarrrggh! What the fuck?!
(The Rock Moth flies away despairingly)
Princess: (Catching her breath) What the hell just happened? And where am I? (Princess spots a nearby town) Ah! Maybe the townsfolk can help me out... (Princess makes haste for the town)
In Greenhorne Town...
Shopkeeper Clara: Ah, joyous day! Isn't the weather just beautiful? (Clara sees Princess who's in distress) Oh, adventurer! Why the long face?
Princess: (Bitterly thinking to herself) I was fucking chased by a mutant butterfly, what the fuck do you expect? (To Clara) I-I'm fine, just a little worried, that's all.
You can't go round looking like that! Come on give us a smile! You know you want to. A smile brings happiness, don't you know!
Princess: (Smiling) Heh, thanks I guess, anyway see ya! (Princess goes on)
Mayor: Welcome, adventurer. I'm the mayor of this town. Greenhorne's a nice town, but I am mayor so I would say that- huh?
(A shadow looms over Greenhorne Town)
Chilton: What the fuck is that?!
Clara: Who? What? Where? How?
Denny: What is that Mom, I'm scared...
Alita: K-k-keep quiet, it'll go away, there's no need to worry...
Princess: Huh? What's all the commotion?
(The curtain rises on a mystical land)
Narrator: This is the world of Miitopia. It is a world where every Mii can live in peace and harmony. Or I should say... it was. (Miis' faces begin to fly off) One day, it came without warning. A great and terrible shadow threatening Miitopia! (A swathe of darkness envelops the land as one last Mii's face is stolen) Some unspeakable creature made off with the people's faces! (Dark Lord Miles appears) And what's worse... those stolen faces appeared on monsters!
Princess: (Relaxing in a field somewhere) Yawn... another peaceful day- huh?
(A Mii's face flies in from nowhere and lands on a Rock Moth, as it brandishes its wings menacingly at Princess)
Princess: (Running away) Aaaaaarrrggh! What the fuck?!
(The Rock Moth flies away despairingly)
Princess: (Catching her breath) What the hell just happened? And where am I? (Princess spots a nearby town) Ah! Maybe the townsfolk can help me out... (Princess makes haste for the town)
In Greenhorne Town...
Shopkeeper Clara: Ah, joyous day! Isn't the weather just beautiful? (Clara sees Princess who's in distress) Oh, adventurer! Why the long face?
Princess: (Bitterly thinking to herself) I was fucking chased by a mutant butterfly, what the fuck do you expect? (To Clara) I-I'm fine, just a little worried, that's all.
You can't go round looking like that! Come on give us a smile! You know you want to. A smile brings happiness, don't you know!
Princess: (Smiling) Heh, thanks I guess, anyway see ya! (Princess goes on)
Mayor: Welcome, adventurer. I'm the mayor of this town. Greenhorne's a nice town, but I am mayor so I would say that- huh?
(A shadow looms over Greenhorne Town)
Chilton: What the fuck is that?!
Clara: Who? What? Where? How?
Denny: What is that Mom, I'm scared...
Alita: K-k-keep quiet, it'll go away, there's no need to worry...
Princess: Huh? What's all the commotion?
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