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5000 pts ★ NoviceOn 2025-01-25 at 03:14:43
I actually asked Human Name about that in his livestream Day 37. You can go watch it on my YT channel MrTreehouse (It should have Mario as the icon. You can subscribe if you want I guess.) or you can see the spoiler.
MKPC Forum Simulates Civilization
Yesterday at 04:11:20
I come back with my PhD in animal so I befriend two Red Eared Slider turtle. A female named Shunshine and a male named Thunderbolt (these are my irl turtle btw I kinda wanted to add them into here :])
Oh yeah, I also advertise my new YT channel MrTreehouse because yeah.
On 2025-02-02 at 11:09:26
I come back with my PhD in animal so I befriend two Red Eared Slider turtle. A female named Shunshine and a male named Thunderbolt (these are my irl turtle btw I kinda wanted to add them into here :])
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1On 2025-02-01 at 19:24:35
I build a farm and go to animal school to get a PhD in animal stuff (totally real trust me)
On 2025-01-26 at 20:25:06
I discover cancer (my cow got it)
On 2025-01-26 at 07:46:02
uhh I cast spawn cow friend 
On 2025-01-25 at 16:48:32
I love how lawful Fiery is here
So real.
On 2025-01-25 at 16:45:09
DAY 0
- 13 new citizens have joined the nation.
Current Government: None
A few things need to be said:
First, I took your current PFP and used it for this. If you would prefer to be represented by a different image, just say so, show me the image or something
Second, a reminder that you can choose to do anything. it can be anything from starting a war to giving another citizen a sandwich.
Third, anyone else willing to participate can still do so.
Aight citizens, you can now do stuff
Also I am linking a poll for citizens to suggest names for this country https://strawpoll.com/05ZdzVmv4n6
The poll and your opportunity to do stuff expires on Sunday
- 13 new citizens have joined the nation.
Current Government: None
A few things need to be said:
First, I took your current PFP and used it for this. If you would prefer to be represented by a different image, just say so, show me the image or something
Second, a reminder that you can choose to do anything. it can be anything from starting a war to giving another citizen a sandwich.
Third, anyone else willing to participate can still do so.
Aight citizens, you can now do stuff
Also I am linking a poll for citizens to suggest names for this country https://strawpoll.com/05ZdzVmv4n6
The poll and your opportunity to do stuff expires on Sunday
I know I’m a bit late but could I join?
1Fun Facts
On 2025-01-12 at 11:03:23
FUN FACT: I started posting back on an object show I abandoned months ago. You can check it out here: https://mkpc.malahieude.net/topic.php?topic=14148
On 2024-09-08 at 18:11:42
Did you know that the largest kill count Dead Meat had (as of now) is Emesis Blue, a 2023 film made entirely with Valve’s Source Filmmaker and with characters from Team Fortress 2, with 800,054 kills? Here’s a breakdown:
1 woman.
53 men.
800,000 unknown gender.
A pie chart would be useless, BUT may I interest you in a bar graph of how much each merc died?:
Scout: 5
Soldier: 2
Pyro: 1
Demoman: 1
Heavy: 4
Engineer: 3
Medic: 5
Sniper: 4
Spy: 2
As you can see, Scout and Medic had the most, while Pyro and Demoman we’re lucky.
If a new kill count champion arises, I’ll probably list the kills too.
1 woman.
53 men.
800,000 unknown gender.
A pie chart would be useless, BUT may I interest you in a bar graph of how much each merc died?:
Scout: 5
Soldier: 2
Pyro: 1
Demoman: 1
Heavy: 4
Engineer: 3
Medic: 5
Sniper: 4
Spy: 2
As you can see, Scout and Medic had the most, while Pyro and Demoman we’re lucky.
If a new kill count champion arises, I’ll probably list the kills too.
1On 2024-07-27 at 14:25:40
FUN FACT TIME!
Okay, so, elephants, yeah? There's one called Mary. Mary is an Elephant at Sparks Shows "World Famous"™ it's a street circus. This man named Charlie loved the heck out of her. So one day they preform, yeah? And this guy named Redd or smh is her handler. He's made fun of probably because he looks like a twig. After Mary is shown to the people at the parade, Redd takes her to a pond to drink water, but is distracted by a watermelon to which she eats. Now, Charlie loves Mary a lot. So he wants everyone to be careful with her, but Redd doesn't because he pokes/stabs bet with a metal rod. Mary then proceeded to grab Redd with her trunk and throw him at a nearby drink stand. Then crushed his skull with her body, killing that cruel man. She then proceeded to become one of the biggest stars to a "murderer", giving her the nickname Murderous Mary. Charlie, not wanting to ruin his reputation and his business, does something unthinkable
SPOILER: ANIMAL HARM. PROCEED WITH CAUTION
What did I learn about this from MrBallen and Wikipedia? That humans are sick freaks. Or most of them anyways. The reason this happened was the crowd. I wish I never learned about this. Also I might get a warning or possibly even banned for this, but hey, at least I existed for a while. Nice knowing y'all 👍
Okay, so, elephants, yeah? There's one called Mary. Mary is an Elephant at Sparks Shows "World Famous"™ it's a street circus. This man named Charlie loved the heck out of her. So one day they preform, yeah? And this guy named Redd or smh is her handler. He's made fun of probably because he looks like a twig. After Mary is shown to the people at the parade, Redd takes her to a pond to drink water, but is distracted by a watermelon to which she eats. Now, Charlie loves Mary a lot. So he wants everyone to be careful with her, but Redd doesn't because he pokes/stabs bet with a metal rod. Mary then proceeded to grab Redd with her trunk and throw him at a nearby drink stand. Then crushed his skull with her body, killing that cruel man. She then proceeded to become one of the biggest stars to a "murderer", giving her the nickname Murderous Mary. Charlie, not wanting to ruin his reputation and his business, does something unthinkable
SPOILER: ANIMAL HARM. PROCEED WITH CAUTION
We go from this to a fricking Danganrompa execution, with Mary's back legs tied with chains. A Derrick, which lifts heavy stuff like lumber off of railroad cars, then comes behind her. As she is fastened onto the rail road tracks, a guy grabs a hanging chain, gets on Mary, and wraps it around her neck. And got off. Charlie comforts Mary by telling her everything will be okay and hugs her for the last time. The guy operating the Derrick lifts Mary by the neck, tightening it. Mary, realizing what's happening, starts panicking and trumpeting for someone to save her. But she was hung there and she died. This was all to save his circus and to make things worse, it was public. And did it save it? Unfortunately it did. IDK if I'm even allowed to put the pic of it up, so I'm not risking it.
What did I learn about this from MrBallen and Wikipedia? That humans are sick freaks. Or most of them anyways. The reason this happened was the crowd. I wish I never learned about this. Also I might get a warning or possibly even banned for this, but hey, at least I existed for a while. Nice knowing y'all 👍
On 2024-07-21 at 12:06:11
Hey guys, did you know that Bubble has died the most out of everyone in BFDI history?
She is also the first contestant to die.
She is also the first contestant to die.
1On 2024-07-06 at 16:36:24
Hey guys, I dare you to translate this. No hints until tomorrow!
J GBSF AKVF TGFKKT
J GBSF AKVF TGFKKT
this website helped me out on this.
Kamasutra has letters shifted one letter to the left or right, depending on their position. If they’re in an (odd)th position, shift right once, vice versa. A and B for example. A would become B, and B would become A.
so this can be decyphered into:
I HATE BLUE SHELLS
...
GOD.
DAMMIT.
For bonus points, what game is this from?
uhh mario kart 64??
Nope.
Mario Kart 8 DX?
Nope. And I mean the language I typed the sentence in, because I think that's what people think I'm talking about that.
English? Kamasutra?
Alrighty no more answers. It was BeaverScratch from the hit game Shipwreck 64.
On 2024-07-06 at 16:29:24
Hey guys, I dare you to translate this. No hints until tomorrow!
J GBSF AKVF TGFKKT
J GBSF AKVF TGFKKT
this website helped me out on this.
Kamasutra has letters shifted one letter to the left or right, depending on their position. If they’re in an (odd)th position, shift right once, vice versa. A and B for example. A would become B, and B would become A.
so this can be decyphered into:
I HATE BLUE SHELLS
...
GOD.
DAMMIT.
For bonus points, what game is this from?
uhh mario kart 64??
Nope.
Mario Kart 8 DX?
Nope. And I mean the language I typed the sentence in, because I think that's what people think I'm talking about that.
On 2024-06-22 at 20:36:28
Hey guys, I dare you to translate this. No hints until tomorrow!
J GBSF AKVF TGFKKT
J GBSF AKVF TGFKKT
this website helped me out on this.
Kamasutra has letters shifted one letter to the left or right, depending on their position. If they’re in an (odd)th position, shift right once, vice versa. A and B for example. A would become B, and B would become A.
so this can be decyphered into:
I HATE BLUE SHELLS
...
GOD.
DAMMIT.
For bonus points, what game is this from?
uhh mario kart 64??
Nope.
On 2024-06-22 at 19:05:04
Hey guys, I dare you to translate this. No hints until tomorrow!
J GBSF AKVF TGFKKT
J GBSF AKVF TGFKKT
this website helped me out on this.
Kamasutra has letters shifted one letter to the left or right, depending on their position. If they’re in an (odd)th position, shift right once, vice versa. A and B for example. A would become B, and B would become A.
so this can be decyphered into:
I HATE BLUE SHELLS
...
GOD.
DAMMIT.
For bonus points, what game is this from?
On 2024-06-22 at 18:49:19
Hey guys, I dare you to translate this. No hints until tomorrow!
J GBSF AKVF TGFKKT
J GBSF AKVF TGFKKT
On 2024-06-08 at 09:20:00
Fun Fact:
I'M IN YOUR WALLS
I'M IN YOUR WALLS
Brooo There Might be Mold and Ants In There 🥶
and Ayo Why are You In My Walls??? 🤨📸
Kinda Sus Not Gonna Lie ☺
I'm Gonna Have to Evict You 😈
Whose walls can I live inside cuz I got evicted by Lely
Warp Pipe said she wants to have you in her walls.
Warp Pipe: No I didn't!
Shut.
2On 2024-06-08 at 08:46:34
Hey guys, did you know that Sophist has the lowest Win Rate of the Party Crashers in Mario Party? Despite being very good at the game when he wants to, he has terrible luck which, more often than not, screws him over right at the end, In a MPSS Horror Land Session, he broke his controllers due to Brent winning because the Minigame Star went to him along with the Unlucky Star he got due to Superstars being one of those games to determine it based on 1st places instead of coins.
I bet this is him rn lol
I bet this is him rn lol
doesn't Vernias have the lowest win rate?
Ah, another Party Crashers fan.
This was just for Mario Party alone. I haven't watched EVERY video (Even I touch grass).
On 2024-06-05 at 03:59:10
Hey guys, did you know that Sophist has the lowest Win Rate of the Party Crashers in Mario Party? Despite being very good at the game when he wants to, he has terrible luck which, more often than not, screws him over right at the end, In a MPSS Horror Land Session, he broke his controllers due to Brent winning because the Minigame Star went to him along with the Unlucky Star he got due to Superstars being one of those games to determine it based on 1st places instead of coins.
I bet this is him rn lol
I bet this is him rn lol