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5132 pts ★ NoviceOn 2024-01-26 at 13:36:28
This piece of shit that corrupted half of the next generation's brain's
FUCK SKIDIBI TOILET
Do you want to start a foundation against shit toilet
Compared to other kids content skibidi toilet is actually fairly decent. At least it's not f*cking elsagate. It's actually fairly reminiscent of ytp and old gmod animations, which, although not that good, are much better then modern kids "content"
It's literally the worst of them all wdym 💀
It's not elsagate content is it? I'm not saying it's good, far from it, but I'm saying it is better than other kids content.
Dude? How dare you think Elsadate is not the worst content on YouTube 😭
nan il a justement dit que le skibidi machin ne peut pas être le pire contenu yt car le Elsagate existe (je sais même pas ce que c'est et pas envie de savoir)
Ah oui j'avais effectivement mal lu. Ouf
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On 2023-12-09 at 17:53:30
4MKPC Slander
On 2024-01-14 at 13:36:37
AMAZING bugs! (DO NOT FIX PLEASE)
On 2025-03-13 at 22:02:02
this is actually normal and is used in a wr or two (snes bowsers castle 2 specifically)
Are you sure that out of bounds shortcuts are intentional
Yes they are, I was told that when these glitch got fixed (the GBA Boo Lake & SNES BC2 respawns), the community asked to unfix them, so they're pretty much intentional
Fun Facts
On 2023-09-01 at 19:11:50
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No, this nick is only 37058 characters long, this is not the absolute limit
3What's the Reverse Drift and how do you do it?
On 2023-11-21 at 23:09:28
Borderland [Feedbacks]
On 2024-06-03 at 11:19:53
ses bien
1create flags
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4Digging into the MKPC files
On 2024-12-03 at 08:39:10
I remember someone (most likely xrunner) saying that there were QM-like tiles that went split direction, but instead of a crossroad, it went 3 ways
here are a few of them btw
I think the reason beind these never being used is because it would have been too complicated to even make it work
(also there isn't a single DS-themed three-way crossroad I could find, which is probably another reason it was never showcased in-game)
here are a few of them btw
GBA Peach/Mario Circuit
GBA Cheep Cheep Beach
SNES Mario Circuit
GBA Sunset Wilds (it doesnt really work tho...)
SNES Rainbow Road (same case as Sunset Wilds. in fact, a lot that arent't shown didnt really make it work in the artsy way)
GBA Cheep Cheep Beach
SNES Mario Circuit
GBA Sunset Wilds (it doesnt really work tho...)
SNES Rainbow Road (same case as Sunset Wilds. in fact, a lot that arent't shown didnt really make it work in the artsy way)
I think the reason beind these never being used is because it would have been too complicated to even make it work
(also there isn't a single DS-themed three-way crossroad I could find, which is probably another reason it was never showcased in-game)
Yes I can confirm these are indeed a thing in the game's images. I wish that was an in-game feature
Also the halo is the image when you trick, but it's shown with a reduced opacity I think, which is why you probably didn't recognize the image
2New Blue & Dark Shells' Sprites
On 2024-11-28 at 18:06:53
I think they're very good overall, in my opinion the game needs a lot of sprite updates
I changed a few things, here are the results:
I made the in-game sprites a bit more "spiky", and made the blue shell item a bit darker
Edit: I made the blue shell item a bit darker
I changed a few things, here are the results:
I made the in-game sprites a bit more "spiky", and made the blue shell item a bit darker
Edit: I made the blue shell item a bit darker
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442I QUIT MKPC
On 2024-11-10 at 17:52:52
You came to late, he recovered it (unfortunately)
On 2024-11-09 at 19:01:59
I am bored and Nodac is mean to me, pls wish me goodbye
Goodbye, TheNudgyHampter
You will we miss.
même totovideo et supercoppin n'auraient pas fait une faute aussi grave
This is about me, don’t be an ass
Did you meaned the word "ananas" ?
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On 2024-11-10 at 23:44:30
Please stop doing cup challenges on this multicup, there are way too many. I hope you stop because I keep asking you to stop by rejecting your challenges but it looks like you keep doing the same thing over and over
POW
On 2024-09-28 at 23:32:10
So you're saying that Super Horn/Boomerang Flower has a chance...
Also how do you dodge it now?(Or can you not)
Also how do you dodge it now?(Or can you not)
hop before the last booom to reduce how much you spin
So it's "undodgeable" then?
Basically yes, you can reduce the spin duration but not entirely dodge it, unless you're in air
On 2024-09-28 at 22:15:44
So you're saying that Super Horn/Boomerang Flower has a chance...
Also how do you dodge it now?(Or can you not)
Also how do you dodge it now?(Or can you not)
hop before the last booom to reduce how much you spin
15Goodbye everyone!
On 2024-10-14 at 18:10:11
Hello this is ProEliteMan's mother. Yesterday, ProEliteMan attempted to commit suicide and is now in a coma. The doctors said that he might be conscious in a few days (2 or 3 to be exact).
Attend, qwé ?? X)
Concours du meilleur jeu pong sur Scratch!!! / Contest for the best pong game on Scratch!!!
On 2024-10-22 at 17:14:30
What does "modes" mean in "The presence of modes will be valued"?
Le Club Informatique / The Computer Club
Time Trials Scoring
On 2024-09-04 at 16:20:20
How are the points for Time Trials calculated?
I am still unsure this is exactly how it works but here is my guess:
The points get calculated with 2 criteria: your ranking on the track, and the amount of times on this track
To get 8 points (the maximum you can get if you don't have WR) on a track, you need to be in the top 5% of players of this track
I'll take 3 tracks as examples: Mario Circuit 1, Donut Plains 1 and Cheep-Cheep Island
MC1 has a total of 6308 registered times, so:
6308 * 0.05 = 315.4
You need to be below rank 315 to have 8 pts on MC1. In reality you need to be slightly below this number because I think times sent by people who don't have account don't count toward the calculation
DP1 has a total of 1436 times, so:
1436 * 0.05 = 71.8
So you need to be slightly below 71th place on DP1 to get 8 pts
CCI has a total of 337 times, so:
337 * 0.05 = 16.85
You need to be about 16th of below to get 8 pts, which is rather difficult (especially on this track)
Idk what is the top% you need to be in for 7 pts and less since you won't ever have a time with 6 pts if you can play decently
And also a WR gives 10 pts, and there is no way to get 9 pts
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