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Koh-Lanta Mario (Season 1)
On 2022-07-15 at 03:43:12
Episode 1 : Surprise et arrivée des candidats
Salut à tous, nous sommes en direct du camp de La Palma, aux Canaries. Je serais l'animateur de ce jeu télé, appelez moi Enzo. Bon, pour faire simple, 22 candidats vont séjourner ici pendant 8 semaines pour les plus courageux d'entre eux, ils vont devoir s'affronter lors de défis extrêmement complexes.
Mais avant de s'affronter, ils vont devoir s'allier et former deux équipes distinctes, après chaque défi, l'équipe gagnante sera récompensée et l'équipe perdante aura a désigné celui ou celle qui devra faire ses bagages et partir définitivement de l'île pour retourner chez lui, hasta luego.
Pour vous faire une rapide présentation des lieux, il y aura tout juste à côté du quai, un feu de bois avec des sièges, c'est ici que seront organisés les cérémonies éliminatoires. Les candidats restants dans le jeu recevront un chamallow. Au final, celui ou celle qui sortira vainqueur recevra comme récompense l'accès au pactole d'une valeur de 1 millions d'euros.
Pour survivre, ils auront à affronter les espèces les plus redoutables qui existent sur ce globe terrestre, devront se contenter de la bouffe infecte d'ici (spécialités locales) et différents autres problèmes, rien ne pourra vous échapper, vous assisterez au moindre événement grâce à nos caméras qui filment toute l'île 24 heures/24.
La question est, est ce que nos candidats vont savoir résister à toute cette pression qu'on va leur infliger? Vous allez le découvrir, car voici maintenant:
L'ILE DE KOH LANTA
Episode 1
Bon et bien nous voilà de retour sur l'île de La Palma, il est temps de vous présenter nos 22 candidats ainsi que leurs motivations, on leur a dit qu'ils allaient être nourris et logés gratuitement comme des rois et passer un agréable moment ici (ce qui est évidemment faux) donc si ils sont énervés bah, soyez pas surpris.
Voici Mario.
Mario: Mon reuf comment ça va, par contre ça a l'air vachement plus petit que sur les photos et aussi bah pas du tout la même chose, mais bon tranquille j'imagine qu'on va décaler
Heum, détrompe toi
Mario: super..
Voilà Luigi.
Luigi: Heyo les gars comment ça va? Une seule intention cette série c'est de gagner, je serais prêt à tout pour 1 millions d'euros, par contre c'est quoi cet endroit plein de cafards fréro
Mario: on s'est fait arnaquer mec
Luigi: Ah.. bon bah yes hein, j'espère au moins que l'argent c'est pas du faux
Non non ça vous inquiétez pas, mais bon il fallait bien faire genre que cet endroit soit attrayant pour amener des concurrents
Peach: Hola
Ah oui, voici Peach!
Peach: euh, mon mec m'a dit que ça allait être super bien
Mario: désolé bb on s'est fait arnaquer
Peach: oh et puis on verra bien comment ça se passe hein
En attendant, voici Daisy.
Daisy: salut salut la compagnie, j'ai vu le prix qui était donné au vainqueur alors j'ai tout de suite tenté ma chance, en plus étant stratège je pense pouvoir aller assez loin
T'as l'air d'avoir une bonne motivation toi, passons à Yoshi qui est accompagné de Birdo
Yoshi: Yo tout le monde, je suis venu accompagné de ma femme ^^
Birdo: salut à tous !
Mario: euh? Comment ça "ta femme"
Yoshi: Oui euh enfin je veux dire ma pote haha ^^'
Peach: mouais, on sait très bien ce que l'autre cache comme secret..
Birdo: je vois vraiment pas de quoi vous parler...
Bref assez de blabla inutile et dans le vent, cette fois ci, c'est Toad et Toadette qui arrive, qui sont eux un vrai couple cette fois ci n'est ce pas
Toad: Salut à tous! Alors ne nous négligez pas parce qu'on est petit car croyez moi qu'on est capable de faire du sale nous aussi si on veut
Toadette: mais attention, couple ou pas, on a la stratégie et je suis bien partante pour le remporter ce pactole
Toad: oui c'est ce que tu verras toi
Ouais ouais copain copine mais si y a moyen on pine
Toad: Hein??
Oublie, bref, on à la clique à Bowser qui arrive désormais pour faire fureur parmi les candidats!
Le reste des candidats: Oh non
Bowser: Wesh les sangs ça dit quoi, non je rigole on est juste là pour gagner et vous avez pas intérêt à nous la mettre à l'envers
Bowser Skelet: Tkt ça va être très très facile
Bowser Jr: ça tu l'as dit
Haha, hâte de voir le piment qui va être ajouté grâce à ces candidats
Wario: Enzo, t'as oublié notre arrivée avec Waluigi
Ah euh oui excuse, voici Wario & Waluigi
Waluigi: Yo, on est juste là pour gagner et voilà
Vous vous partagez un cerveau, mais, vous savez au moins que c'est individuel?
Wario: oui oui tranquille ça y a pas de soucis on va bien se botter le cul no homo
K weiird
Bon bref cette fois ci c'est le trio des singes qui s'amène
Donkey Kong: Yooo
Diddy Kong: Yoo
Funky Kong: Yo
Hmm ok, racontez pas trop votre vie non plus, bref voici Harmonie!
Harmonie: Salut à tous! Le camp a l'air beaucoup moins beau que sur les photos, mais bon on est aux Canaries, parfait climat pour bronze
Wario: Ouais fin on est pas venu ici pour faire de la bronzette poupée
Waluigi: wahh la bomba latina téma
Wario: oui enfin c'est juste une meuf banale, commence pas à faire ton lover
Waluigi: ah euh non t'inquiète je la trouve juste belle mais bien sur c'est chacun pour soi ici
Ensuite voici Koopa et Skelerex!
Koopa: Yo les gars, ce camp a l'air super j'espères qu'on va s'amuser ici
Skelerex: fréro t'es là pour gagner pas pour t'amuser, bouge de là avec ta gentillesse
Koopa: oh ça va on fait relax ça se trouve on va se faire masse de potes
Skelerex: Euh non, tu*, faut jouer le jeu, y a 1 millions d'euros à la clé on est pas venu ici pour rigoler, tu prends trop ça à la légère t'es dans un reality show
Koopa: coincé du cul surtout oui
Bon on s'en fout de vos vies pour être honnête, c'est le moment d'annoncer la venue de Maskass! Hello mec
Maskass: .
Salut?
Maskass: sa.. lut...
Bowser Jr: coincé celui là, première cible à éliminer
Totalement d'accord mais garde tes stratégies pour toi haha, bref voici Carottin !
Luigi: qui le connait le retour
Carottin: ah si si je suis connu bouffon, et je suis bien venu ici pour vous botter le cul et repartir avec le pactole
Attention je risque surement d'être trop fort pour vous, comme on dit, point faible: trop fort
Wario: il va vite redescendre celui là..
ça devient de plus en plus intéressant dites moi, bon aller, dernière personne à présenter: Flora Piranha !
Flora Piranha: Salut à tous, par contre c'est quoi ce camp de merde sérieux? On est des petits gosses qui partent en colonie là ou quoi
feur
Flora Piranha: Oh putain je sens que ça va être lourd l'ambiance ici..
Haha tu ne te trompe pas du tout! Maintenant que vous êtes tous ici je vais vous faire l'annonce des équipes. Mais avant tout, suivez moi.
5 minutes plus tard...
C'est ici qu'aura lieu les éliminations, autour de ce feu de bois, mais c'est également maintenant que je vais vous annoncer vos équipes, écoutez bien.
L'équipe bleue sera composée de : Skelerex, Birdo, Bowser, Toadette, Donkey Kong, Flora Piranha, Carottin, Luigi, Waluigi, Harmonie et Daisy.
L'équipe rouge sera composée de ceux que je n'ai pas cité, donc : Diddy Kong, Yoshi, Toad, Bowser Skelet, Funky Kong, Peach, Mario, Koopa, Bowser Jr, Maskass ainsi que Wario.
Vous aurez pour les 2 équipes une cabane distincte ou vous dormirez, je précise que ces cabanes n'ont pas été lavées depuis 500 ans avant J.C . Voilà tout!
Autre dernière chose à vous présenter avant que vous pleuriez, vous aurez des toilettes qui vous serviront de confessionnal ou vous pourrez vider votre linge sale haha.
Au confessionnal
Wario: Putain c'est quoi ce verrou de merde qui est déjà cassé, on peut à peine fermer cette porte, bon maintenant que je suis là, je vais mettre les points sur les i, je suis là seulement et uniquement pour gagner, et PERSONNE ne pourra m'en empêcher les boys
Koopa: J'espère qu'on pourra faire la fête avec notre équipe
Daisy: Je vais dire ce que je pense, ce campement pue honnêtement la pisse, on est pas aux Canaries là c'est pas possible, étant déjà parti là bas c'est impossible que ce soit ça
Harmonie: De base j'aimerais vraiment repartir car on nous a vraiment arnaqué, on nous avait prévenu que ce serait un hôtel 5 étoiles mais rien du tout. Mais bon maintenant que je suis là, ça serait très con de pas essayer de gagner...
De retour au camp
Aller, après une dure journée vous avez bien mérité votre repos! Demain, debout 7 heures pour la 1ère épreuve
Tous les candidats: QUOI?
feur
Bowser: Tu vas la fermer frr
Nan ça marche toujours pour vous énerver, enfin bref.
C'est tout pour cet épisode, j'espères qu'il vous a plu et ne manquez pas le prochain épisode de..
L'ILE DE KOH LANTA
Fin de l'épisode 1
Salut à tous, nous sommes en direct du camp de La Palma, aux Canaries. Je serais l'animateur de ce jeu télé, appelez moi Enzo. Bon, pour faire simple, 22 candidats vont séjourner ici pendant 8 semaines pour les plus courageux d'entre eux, ils vont devoir s'affronter lors de défis extrêmement complexes.
Mais avant de s'affronter, ils vont devoir s'allier et former deux équipes distinctes, après chaque défi, l'équipe gagnante sera récompensée et l'équipe perdante aura a désigné celui ou celle qui devra faire ses bagages et partir définitivement de l'île pour retourner chez lui, hasta luego.
Pour vous faire une rapide présentation des lieux, il y aura tout juste à côté du quai, un feu de bois avec des sièges, c'est ici que seront organisés les cérémonies éliminatoires. Les candidats restants dans le jeu recevront un chamallow. Au final, celui ou celle qui sortira vainqueur recevra comme récompense l'accès au pactole d'une valeur de 1 millions d'euros.
Pour survivre, ils auront à affronter les espèces les plus redoutables qui existent sur ce globe terrestre, devront se contenter de la bouffe infecte d'ici (spécialités locales) et différents autres problèmes, rien ne pourra vous échapper, vous assisterez au moindre événement grâce à nos caméras qui filment toute l'île 24 heures/24.
La question est, est ce que nos candidats vont savoir résister à toute cette pression qu'on va leur infliger? Vous allez le découvrir, car voici maintenant:
L'ILE DE KOH LANTA
Episode 1
Bon et bien nous voilà de retour sur l'île de La Palma, il est temps de vous présenter nos 22 candidats ainsi que leurs motivations, on leur a dit qu'ils allaient être nourris et logés gratuitement comme des rois et passer un agréable moment ici (ce qui est évidemment faux) donc si ils sont énervés bah, soyez pas surpris.
Voici Mario.
Mario: Mon reuf comment ça va, par contre ça a l'air vachement plus petit que sur les photos et aussi bah pas du tout la même chose, mais bon tranquille j'imagine qu'on va décaler
Heum, détrompe toi
Mario: super..
Voilà Luigi.
Luigi: Heyo les gars comment ça va? Une seule intention cette série c'est de gagner, je serais prêt à tout pour 1 millions d'euros, par contre c'est quoi cet endroit plein de cafards fréro
Mario: on s'est fait arnaquer mec
Luigi: Ah.. bon bah yes hein, j'espère au moins que l'argent c'est pas du faux
Non non ça vous inquiétez pas, mais bon il fallait bien faire genre que cet endroit soit attrayant pour amener des concurrents

Peach: Hola
Ah oui, voici Peach!
Peach: euh, mon mec m'a dit que ça allait être super bien
Mario: désolé bb on s'est fait arnaquer
Peach: oh et puis on verra bien comment ça se passe hein
En attendant, voici Daisy.
Daisy: salut salut la compagnie, j'ai vu le prix qui était donné au vainqueur alors j'ai tout de suite tenté ma chance, en plus étant stratège je pense pouvoir aller assez loin
T'as l'air d'avoir une bonne motivation toi, passons à Yoshi qui est accompagné de Birdo
Yoshi: Yo tout le monde, je suis venu accompagné de ma femme ^^
Birdo: salut à tous !
Mario: euh? Comment ça "ta femme"
Yoshi: Oui euh enfin je veux dire ma pote haha ^^'
Peach: mouais, on sait très bien ce que l'autre cache comme secret..
Birdo: je vois vraiment pas de quoi vous parler...
Bref assez de blabla inutile et dans le vent, cette fois ci, c'est Toad et Toadette qui arrive, qui sont eux un vrai couple cette fois ci n'est ce pas
Toad: Salut à tous! Alors ne nous négligez pas parce qu'on est petit car croyez moi qu'on est capable de faire du sale nous aussi si on veut

Toadette: mais attention, couple ou pas, on a la stratégie et je suis bien partante pour le remporter ce pactole
Toad: oui c'est ce que tu verras toi
Ouais ouais copain copine mais si y a moyen on pine
Toad: Hein??
Oublie, bref, on à la clique à Bowser qui arrive désormais pour faire fureur parmi les candidats!
Le reste des candidats: Oh non
Bowser: Wesh les sangs ça dit quoi, non je rigole on est juste là pour gagner et vous avez pas intérêt à nous la mettre à l'envers
Bowser Skelet: Tkt ça va être très très facile
Bowser Jr: ça tu l'as dit
Haha, hâte de voir le piment qui va être ajouté grâce à ces candidats
Wario: Enzo, t'as oublié notre arrivée avec Waluigi
Ah euh oui excuse, voici Wario & Waluigi
Waluigi: Yo, on est juste là pour gagner et voilà
Vous vous partagez un cerveau, mais, vous savez au moins que c'est individuel?
Wario: oui oui tranquille ça y a pas de soucis on va bien se botter le cul no homo
K weiird
Bon bref cette fois ci c'est le trio des singes qui s'amène
Donkey Kong: Yooo
Diddy Kong: Yoo
Funky Kong: Yo
Hmm ok, racontez pas trop votre vie non plus, bref voici Harmonie!
Harmonie: Salut à tous! Le camp a l'air beaucoup moins beau que sur les photos, mais bon on est aux Canaries, parfait climat pour bronze
Wario: Ouais fin on est pas venu ici pour faire de la bronzette poupée
Waluigi: wahh la bomba latina téma
Wario: oui enfin c'est juste une meuf banale, commence pas à faire ton lover
Waluigi: ah euh non t'inquiète je la trouve juste belle mais bien sur c'est chacun pour soi ici
Ensuite voici Koopa et Skelerex!
Koopa: Yo les gars, ce camp a l'air super j'espères qu'on va s'amuser ici
Skelerex: fréro t'es là pour gagner pas pour t'amuser, bouge de là avec ta gentillesse
Koopa: oh ça va on fait relax ça se trouve on va se faire masse de potes
Skelerex: Euh non, tu*, faut jouer le jeu, y a 1 millions d'euros à la clé on est pas venu ici pour rigoler, tu prends trop ça à la légère t'es dans un reality show
Koopa: coincé du cul surtout oui
Bon on s'en fout de vos vies pour être honnête, c'est le moment d'annoncer la venue de Maskass! Hello mec
Maskass: .
Salut?
Maskass: sa.. lut...
Bowser Jr: coincé celui là, première cible à éliminer
Totalement d'accord mais garde tes stratégies pour toi haha, bref voici Carottin !
Luigi: qui le connait le retour
Carottin: ah si si je suis connu bouffon, et je suis bien venu ici pour vous botter le cul et repartir avec le pactole

Attention je risque surement d'être trop fort pour vous, comme on dit, point faible: trop fort
Wario: il va vite redescendre celui là..
ça devient de plus en plus intéressant dites moi, bon aller, dernière personne à présenter: Flora Piranha !
Flora Piranha: Salut à tous, par contre c'est quoi ce camp de merde sérieux? On est des petits gosses qui partent en colonie là ou quoi
feur
Flora Piranha: Oh putain je sens que ça va être lourd l'ambiance ici..
Haha tu ne te trompe pas du tout! Maintenant que vous êtes tous ici je vais vous faire l'annonce des équipes. Mais avant tout, suivez moi.
5 minutes plus tard...
C'est ici qu'aura lieu les éliminations, autour de ce feu de bois, mais c'est également maintenant que je vais vous annoncer vos équipes, écoutez bien.
L'équipe bleue sera composée de : Skelerex, Birdo, Bowser, Toadette, Donkey Kong, Flora Piranha, Carottin, Luigi, Waluigi, Harmonie et Daisy.
L'équipe rouge sera composée de ceux que je n'ai pas cité, donc : Diddy Kong, Yoshi, Toad, Bowser Skelet, Funky Kong, Peach, Mario, Koopa, Bowser Jr, Maskass ainsi que Wario.
Vous aurez pour les 2 équipes une cabane distincte ou vous dormirez, je précise que ces cabanes n'ont pas été lavées depuis 500 ans avant J.C . Voilà tout!
Autre dernière chose à vous présenter avant que vous pleuriez, vous aurez des toilettes qui vous serviront de confessionnal ou vous pourrez vider votre linge sale haha.
Au confessionnal
Wario: Putain c'est quoi ce verrou de merde qui est déjà cassé, on peut à peine fermer cette porte, bon maintenant que je suis là, je vais mettre les points sur les i, je suis là seulement et uniquement pour gagner, et PERSONNE ne pourra m'en empêcher les boys
Koopa: J'espère qu'on pourra faire la fête avec notre équipe
Daisy: Je vais dire ce que je pense, ce campement pue honnêtement la pisse, on est pas aux Canaries là c'est pas possible, étant déjà parti là bas c'est impossible que ce soit ça
Harmonie: De base j'aimerais vraiment repartir car on nous a vraiment arnaqué, on nous avait prévenu que ce serait un hôtel 5 étoiles mais rien du tout. Mais bon maintenant que je suis là, ça serait très con de pas essayer de gagner...
De retour au camp
Aller, après une dure journée vous avez bien mérité votre repos! Demain, debout 7 heures pour la 1ère épreuve

Tous les candidats: QUOI?
feur
Bowser: Tu vas la fermer frr
Nan ça marche toujours pour vous énerver, enfin bref.
C'est tout pour cet épisode, j'espères qu'il vous a plu et ne manquez pas le prochain épisode de..
L'ILE DE KOH LANTA
Fin de l'épisode 1
Episode 1: Surprise and arrival of the candidates
Hi everyone, we are in live from the camp in La Palma, Canary Islands. I will be the host of this game show, call me Enzo. Well, to make it simple, 22 candidates will stay here for 8 weeks for the bravest of them, they will have to compete in very hard challenges.
But before facing each other, they will have to form two distinct teams, after each challenge, the winning team will be rewarded and the losing team will have to designate the one who will have to pack his bags and leave the island for good to go back home, hasta luego.
To give you a quick overview of the place, there will be just next to the dock, a fire pit with seats, this is where the elimination ceremonies will be held. The remaining candidates in the game will receive a marshmallow. In the end, the winner will receive a prize of 1 million euros.
To survive, they will have to face the most formidable species that exist on this globe, will have to make do with the foul food of here (local specialties) and various other problems, nothing will escape you, you will attend the slightest event thanks to our cameras that film the whole island 24 hours a day.
The question is, will our candidates be able to resist all this pressure? You will find out, because here is now:
KOH LANTA ISLAND
Episode 1
Well here we are back on the island of La Palma, it's time to introduce you to our 22 candidates and their motivations, they were told they would be fed and housed for free like kings and have a great time here (which is obviously not true) so if they are pissed off well, don't be surprised.
Say welcome to Mario:
Mario: My bro how is it going, on the other hand it looks a lot smaller than on the pictures and also, its not at all the same, but anyway I guess we'll shift
Hum, think again
Mario: oh god...
Here comes Luigi.
Luigi: Hey guys, how's it going? I only have one intention this series is to win, I would be ready to do anything for 1 million dollars, however what is this place full of cockroaches bro
Mario: we got ripped off man
Luigi: Ah... well yes eh, I hope at least the money is not fake
No, you don't have to worry about that, but it was necessary to make this place attractive to bring competitors
Peach: Hola
Ah yes, here is Peach
Peach: uh, my guy told me it was going to be great
Mario: sorry baby we got ripped off
Peach: oh well we'll see how it goes huh
In the meantime, this is Daisy
Daisy: hi hi company, I saw the prize that was given to the winner so I immediately tried my luck, plus being a strategist I think I can go pretty far
You seem to have a good motivation, let's go to Yoshi who is accompanied by Birdo
Yoshi: Yo everyone, I came with my wife ^^
Birdo: hi everyone
Mario: uh? what do you mean "your wife"
Yoshi: Yes uh well I mean my girl haha ^^'
Peach: yeah, we know very well what the other one hides as a secret..
Birdo: I really don't know what you are talking about...
Anyway, enough of useless bullshit and in the wind, this time, it's Toad and Toadette who arrive, who are a real couple this time isn't it
Toad: Hi everyone! So don't neglect us because we're small because believe me we're capable of doing dirty things too if we want to
Toadette: but be careful, couple or not, we have the strategy and I'm well on my way to win this prize
Toad: yes, that's what you'll see
Yeah yeah buddy believe it
Toad: Huh?
Forget it, we've got Bowser's family coming in now to take the contestants out!
The rest of the candidates: Oh no
Bowser: Hi my favourite people, no I'm just kidding we're just here to win and you better not mess with us
Dry Bowser: Dw it's gonna be very very easy
Bowser Jr: Totally right
Haha, can't wait to see the spice that will be added thanks to these candidates
Wario: Enzo, you forgot our arrival with Waluigi
Ah uh yes excuse, here is Wario & Waluigi
Waluigi: Yo, we're just here to win and that's it
You guys share a brain, but, do you even know it's individual?
Wario: yes, yes, quiet, no worries, we'll kick each other's asses, no homo
K weiird
Well, this time it's the trio of monkeys that comes
Donkey Kong: Yooo
Diddy Kong: Yoo
Funky Kong: Yo
Hmm ok, don't tell too much about your life either, anyway this is Rosalina!
Rosalina: Hi everyone! The camp looks a lot less beautiful than on the pictures, but we are in the Canaries, perfect climate to tan
Wario: Yeah, we didn't come here to sunbathe, doll
Waluigi: omfg this fucking girl is so hot
Wario: yeah well she's just an ordinary chick, don't start acting like a lover
Waluigi: ah well no don't worry I just find her beautiful but of course it's everyone for himself here
Then here are Koopa and Dry Bones!
Koopa: Yo guys, this camp looks great I hope we have fun here
Dry Bones: bro you're here to win not to have fun, get out of here with your kindness
Koopa: oh it's ok we're relaxing we're gonna make a lot of friends
Dry Bones: Uh no, you*, you have to play the game, there's 1 million dollars to win, we didn't come here to have fun, you're taking it too lightly, you're in a reality show
Koopa: stuck on the ass especially yes
Well who cares about your lives to be honest, it's time to announce the arrival of Shy Guy! Hello man
Shy Guy: .
Hi?
Shy Guy: he... llo...
Bowser Jr: this one looks cringe as hell, first target to eliminate
Totally agree but keep your strategies for yourself haha, anyway this is Nabbit!
Luigi: who knows him lmfao
Nabbit: ah yes Im very well known kiddo, and I've come here to kick your ass and take the money back
Beware I might be too strong for you, as they say, weak point: too strong
Wario: he's going to be eliminated quickly...
It becomes more and more interesting say me, well go, last person to present: Petey Piranha!
Petey Piranha: Hi everyone, but what kind of a camp is this? Are we kids going to college or what, oh shit, I feel like it's going to be annoying as hell here..
Haha you're not wrong at all! Now that you're all here I'm going to announce the teams. But first, follow me
5 minutes later...
This is where the eliminations will take place, around this fire pit, but it is also now that I will announce your teams, so listen up.
The blue team will be composed of : Dry Bones, Birdo, Bowser, Toadette, Donkey Kong, Petey Piranha, Nabbit, Luigi, Waluigi, Rosalina and Daisy
The red team will be composed of those I have not mentioned, so: Diddy Kong, Yoshi, Toad, Dry Bowser, Funky Kong, Peach, Mario, Koopa, Bowser Jr, Shy Guy and Wario.
You will have for the 2 teams a separate camper where you will sleep, I specify that these campers have not been washed since 500 years before Jesus christ. That's all!
Another thing to introduce you before you cry, you will have a toilet that will serve as a confessional where you can empty your dirty laundry haha.
In the confessional
Wario: What the fuck is this shit lock that's already broken, we can barely close this door, well now that I'm here, I'm going to win this shit, I'm here only and only to win, and NOBODY can stop me boys
Koopa: I hope we can celebrate with our team
Daisy: I'll say what I think, this camp honestly stinks of piss, we're not in the Canary Islands here it's not possible, having already gone there it's impossible that we're here!
Rosalina: Basically I would really like to go back because we were really ripped off, we were told it would be a 5 star hotel but nothing. But now that I am here, it would be very stupid not trying to win...
Back to camp
Come on, after a hard day you've earned your rest! Tomorrow, up at 7am for the 1st round
All candidates: WHAT?
Yes you guys will suffer because y'all are asses
Bowser: Shut the fuck up
Nah Im just provoking to piss you off, anyway.
That's it for this episode, I hope you enjoyed it and don't miss the next episode of...
KOH LANTA ISLAND
End of episode 1
Hi everyone, we are in live from the camp in La Palma, Canary Islands. I will be the host of this game show, call me Enzo. Well, to make it simple, 22 candidates will stay here for 8 weeks for the bravest of them, they will have to compete in very hard challenges.
But before facing each other, they will have to form two distinct teams, after each challenge, the winning team will be rewarded and the losing team will have to designate the one who will have to pack his bags and leave the island for good to go back home, hasta luego.
To give you a quick overview of the place, there will be just next to the dock, a fire pit with seats, this is where the elimination ceremonies will be held. The remaining candidates in the game will receive a marshmallow. In the end, the winner will receive a prize of 1 million euros.
To survive, they will have to face the most formidable species that exist on this globe, will have to make do with the foul food of here (local specialties) and various other problems, nothing will escape you, you will attend the slightest event thanks to our cameras that film the whole island 24 hours a day.
The question is, will our candidates be able to resist all this pressure? You will find out, because here is now:
KOH LANTA ISLAND
Episode 1
Well here we are back on the island of La Palma, it's time to introduce you to our 22 candidates and their motivations, they were told they would be fed and housed for free like kings and have a great time here (which is obviously not true) so if they are pissed off well, don't be surprised.
Say welcome to Mario:
Mario: My bro how is it going, on the other hand it looks a lot smaller than on the pictures and also, its not at all the same, but anyway I guess we'll shift
Hum, think again
Mario: oh god...
Here comes Luigi.
Luigi: Hey guys, how's it going? I only have one intention this series is to win, I would be ready to do anything for 1 million dollars, however what is this place full of cockroaches bro
Mario: we got ripped off man
Luigi: Ah... well yes eh, I hope at least the money is not fake
No, you don't have to worry about that, but it was necessary to make this place attractive to bring competitors

Peach: Hola
Ah yes, here is Peach
Peach: uh, my guy told me it was going to be great
Mario: sorry baby we got ripped off
Peach: oh well we'll see how it goes huh
In the meantime, this is Daisy
Daisy: hi hi company, I saw the prize that was given to the winner so I immediately tried my luck, plus being a strategist I think I can go pretty far
You seem to have a good motivation, let's go to Yoshi who is accompanied by Birdo
Yoshi: Yo everyone, I came with my wife ^^
Birdo: hi everyone
Mario: uh? what do you mean "your wife"
Yoshi: Yes uh well I mean my girl haha ^^'
Peach: yeah, we know very well what the other one hides as a secret..
Birdo: I really don't know what you are talking about...
Anyway, enough of useless bullshit and in the wind, this time, it's Toad and Toadette who arrive, who are a real couple this time isn't it
Toad: Hi everyone! So don't neglect us because we're small because believe me we're capable of doing dirty things too if we want to

Toadette: but be careful, couple or not, we have the strategy and I'm well on my way to win this prize
Toad: yes, that's what you'll see
Yeah yeah buddy believe it
Toad: Huh?
Forget it, we've got Bowser's family coming in now to take the contestants out!
The rest of the candidates: Oh no
Bowser: Hi my favourite people, no I'm just kidding we're just here to win and you better not mess with us
Dry Bowser: Dw it's gonna be very very easy
Bowser Jr: Totally right
Haha, can't wait to see the spice that will be added thanks to these candidates
Wario: Enzo, you forgot our arrival with Waluigi
Ah uh yes excuse, here is Wario & Waluigi
Waluigi: Yo, we're just here to win and that's it
You guys share a brain, but, do you even know it's individual?
Wario: yes, yes, quiet, no worries, we'll kick each other's asses, no homo
K weiird
Well, this time it's the trio of monkeys that comes
Donkey Kong: Yooo
Diddy Kong: Yoo
Funky Kong: Yo
Hmm ok, don't tell too much about your life either, anyway this is Rosalina!
Rosalina: Hi everyone! The camp looks a lot less beautiful than on the pictures, but we are in the Canaries, perfect climate to tan
Wario: Yeah, we didn't come here to sunbathe, doll
Waluigi: omfg this fucking girl is so hot
Wario: yeah well she's just an ordinary chick, don't start acting like a lover
Waluigi: ah well no don't worry I just find her beautiful but of course it's everyone for himself here
Then here are Koopa and Dry Bones!
Koopa: Yo guys, this camp looks great I hope we have fun here
Dry Bones: bro you're here to win not to have fun, get out of here with your kindness
Koopa: oh it's ok we're relaxing we're gonna make a lot of friends
Dry Bones: Uh no, you*, you have to play the game, there's 1 million dollars to win, we didn't come here to have fun, you're taking it too lightly, you're in a reality show
Koopa: stuck on the ass especially yes
Well who cares about your lives to be honest, it's time to announce the arrival of Shy Guy! Hello man
Shy Guy: .
Hi?
Shy Guy: he... llo...
Bowser Jr: this one looks cringe as hell, first target to eliminate
Totally agree but keep your strategies for yourself haha, anyway this is Nabbit!
Luigi: who knows him lmfao
Nabbit: ah yes Im very well known kiddo, and I've come here to kick your ass and take the money back

Beware I might be too strong for you, as they say, weak point: too strong
Wario: he's going to be eliminated quickly...
It becomes more and more interesting say me, well go, last person to present: Petey Piranha!
Petey Piranha: Hi everyone, but what kind of a camp is this? Are we kids going to college or what, oh shit, I feel like it's going to be annoying as hell here..
Haha you're not wrong at all! Now that you're all here I'm going to announce the teams. But first, follow me
5 minutes later...
This is where the eliminations will take place, around this fire pit, but it is also now that I will announce your teams, so listen up.
The blue team will be composed of : Dry Bones, Birdo, Bowser, Toadette, Donkey Kong, Petey Piranha, Nabbit, Luigi, Waluigi, Rosalina and Daisy
The red team will be composed of those I have not mentioned, so: Diddy Kong, Yoshi, Toad, Dry Bowser, Funky Kong, Peach, Mario, Koopa, Bowser Jr, Shy Guy and Wario.
You will have for the 2 teams a separate camper where you will sleep, I specify that these campers have not been washed since 500 years before Jesus christ. That's all!
Another thing to introduce you before you cry, you will have a toilet that will serve as a confessional where you can empty your dirty laundry haha.
In the confessional
Wario: What the fuck is this shit lock that's already broken, we can barely close this door, well now that I'm here, I'm going to win this shit, I'm here only and only to win, and NOBODY can stop me boys
Koopa: I hope we can celebrate with our team
Daisy: I'll say what I think, this camp honestly stinks of piss, we're not in the Canary Islands here it's not possible, having already gone there it's impossible that we're here!
Rosalina: Basically I would really like to go back because we were really ripped off, we were told it would be a 5 star hotel but nothing. But now that I am here, it would be very stupid not trying to win...
Back to camp
Come on, after a hard day you've earned your rest! Tomorrow, up at 7am for the 1st round

All candidates: WHAT?
Yes you guys will suffer because y'all are asses
Bowser: Shut the fuck up
Nah Im just provoking to piss you off, anyway.
That's it for this episode, I hope you enjoyed it and don't miss the next episode of...
KOH LANTA ISLAND
End of episode 1
This is a good episode to start the series off. It's heavily inspired by Total Drama while not being too similar. I like all the Mario characters and their personality. One thing I love is that the characters were told that they would be treated like kings and housed for free which turned out to be false. Overall a good start to the series and I'm looking forward to your next episodes Fways.

On 2022-07-14 at 01:40:59
Bonjour/bonsoir à tous, non vous ne rêvez pas mais c'est bien le retour de la série Koh-Lanta Mario qui a fait énormément de succès à l'époque (oui série que j'ai déjà fait en 2016 & 2018 jusqu'à 2020) mais avec tous les arrêts qui s'y sont produits + les grandes pauses que j'ai fait etc j'ai préféré arrêté.
Désormais possédant une toute nouvelle grande motivation et voulant écrire bah j'ai juste décidé d'écrire une nouvelle fanfic
Bon ceci dit je vais quand même expliquer les règles aux anglais et aux autres car bon koh lanta ça existe pas là bas (ou du moins pas sous ce nom bref) donc voilà voilà.
(Je vais également l'expliquer en français au cas ou certains ne connaissent pas forcément les règles)
Dans cette saison, il y aura un total de 22 candidats qui s'affronteront en équipes autour d'épreuves plus dures et coriaces les unes que les autres, à chaque fin d'épreuve, l'équipe perdante devra voter pour la personne de leur équipe qu'ils voudront renvoyer chez lui, il ne pourra alors plus revenir sur l'île et sera donc éliminé. Ils sont donc 22 au début, mais à la fin, il n'en restera qu'un. Le gagnant repartira avec un total de 1 million d'euros.
N'hésitez pas à suivre le topic et à lacher des petits commentaires à chaque épisode pour dire votre avis et également suivre l'actualité, voilà voilà je penses à peu près avoir tout dit.
L'épisode 1 devrait sortir demain dans la journée (heure française).
Désormais possédant une toute nouvelle grande motivation et voulant écrire bah j'ai juste décidé d'écrire une nouvelle fanfic
Bon ceci dit je vais quand même expliquer les règles aux anglais et aux autres car bon koh lanta ça existe pas là bas (ou du moins pas sous ce nom bref) donc voilà voilà.
(Je vais également l'expliquer en français au cas ou certains ne connaissent pas forcément les règles)
Dans cette saison, il y aura un total de 22 candidats qui s'affronteront en équipes autour d'épreuves plus dures et coriaces les unes que les autres, à chaque fin d'épreuve, l'équipe perdante devra voter pour la personne de leur équipe qu'ils voudront renvoyer chez lui, il ne pourra alors plus revenir sur l'île et sera donc éliminé. Ils sont donc 22 au début, mais à la fin, il n'en restera qu'un. Le gagnant repartira avec un total de 1 million d'euros.
N'hésitez pas à suivre le topic et à lacher des petits commentaires à chaque épisode pour dire votre avis et également suivre l'actualité, voilà voilà je penses à peu près avoir tout dit.
L'épisode 1 devrait sortir demain dans la journée (heure française).
Hello/ Good evening to y'all, no you're not dreaming but it's the return of the Koh-Lanta Mario series which was very successful at the time (yes, series I already did in 2016 & 2018 until 2020) but with all the lack of motivation that happened + the breaks I made in the past, I preferred to stop.
Now having a brand new great motivation and wanting to write, I just decided to write a new fiction.
Well this said I'll still explain the rules to the English and others because koh lanta doesn't exist there (or at least not under that name), it's a french serie if you guys want to know what it is, but this time, done in a fiction with mario characters, so here it is.
In this season, there will be a total of 22 candidates who will compete in teams around tougher and tougher challenges, at the end of each challenges, the losing team will have to vote for the person of their team that they want to send home, he will not be able to return to the island and will be eliminated. There are 22 of them at the beginning, but at the end, there will be only one left. The winner will earn 1 million dollars.
Don't hesitate to follow the topic and to leave little comments at each episode to tell your opinion and also to follow the news, here I think I've pretty much said everything.
The episode 1 should be released tomorrow (french time).
Now having a brand new great motivation and wanting to write, I just decided to write a new fiction.
Well this said I'll still explain the rules to the English and others because koh lanta doesn't exist there (or at least not under that name), it's a french serie if you guys want to know what it is, but this time, done in a fiction with mario characters, so here it is.
In this season, there will be a total of 22 candidates who will compete in teams around tougher and tougher challenges, at the end of each challenges, the losing team will have to vote for the person of their team that they want to send home, he will not be able to return to the island and will be eliminated. There are 22 of them at the beginning, but at the end, there will be only one left. The winner will earn 1 million dollars.
Don't hesitate to follow the topic and to leave little comments at each episode to tell your opinion and also to follow the news, here I think I've pretty much said everything.
The episode 1 should be released tomorrow (french time).
It's nice to see a return to Koh-Lanta. I was always interested in this series back in 2020 and now, I still am. Albeit this time with Mario characters but still, it seems a bit interesting and I'm looking forward to see what this series will become. I will also give feedback like I used to back in 2020.

The lack of animaions and sounds in MKPC
On 2023-02-17 at 22:58:24
I like MKPC but I must say that there are a few things that really displease me, especially the lack of graphic animations and sounds
What do I mean by graphic animations?
Little graphic details that beautify a game. For example a black fade between screen transitions (insead of just instantly switching from a screen to another, in the track selection for example), or sizing up a button when you draw your mouse over it, or an animation for drifts instead of a simple static image... The cup selection menu also feels like it has been done very quickly without the intention of making it nice-looking
And what do I mean by sounds?
Small sound effects, which triggers when you click a button, or item noises for shells for examples, or a small noise when a banana is dropped, or even sounds to Goombas walking...
These are little details that don't impact gameplay, but they could make the game so much cool-looking to be honest
I honestly feel like MKPC is a sort of "unfinished" game, there are so many missing things that could be added to make it so much nicer (such as stuff I mentioned before)
Although as I say before, I like MKPC! It has a interesting gameplay, despite a huge lack of cool little details
What do you guys think about it? Am I just the only guy who thinks about details?
What do I mean by graphic animations?
Little graphic details that beautify a game. For example a black fade between screen transitions (insead of just instantly switching from a screen to another, in the track selection for example), or sizing up a button when you draw your mouse over it, or an animation for drifts instead of a simple static image... The cup selection menu also feels like it has been done very quickly without the intention of making it nice-looking
And what do I mean by sounds?
Small sound effects, which triggers when you click a button, or item noises for shells for examples, or a small noise when a banana is dropped, or even sounds to Goombas walking...
These are little details that don't impact gameplay, but they could make the game so much cool-looking to be honest
I honestly feel like MKPC is a sort of "unfinished" game, there are so many missing things that could be added to make it so much nicer (such as stuff I mentioned before)
Although as I say before, I like MKPC! It has a interesting gameplay, despite a huge lack of cool little details
What do you guys think about it? Am I just the only guy who thinks about details?
J'aime beaucoup MKPC mais je dois avouer qu'il y aquelques petits trucs qui me déplaisent, particulièrement le manque d'animations graphiques et le manque d'effets sonores
Qu'est-ce que je veux dire par animations graphiques ?
Des petits détails graphiques qui embellissent un jeu. Par exemple, un fondu noir entre chaque transition d'écran (au lieu d'une simple "téléportation" des écrans, par exemple dans la sélection des coupes et circuits), ou simplement grossir un bouton quand on fait passer la souris dessus, ou bien une animations pour les dérapages plutôt qu'une simple image statique... Et aussi, le menu de sélection des coupes me semble très vide, comme s'il avait été fait en 2 secondes sans l'intention de le rendre joli
Et qu'est-ce que je veux dire par effets sonores ?
Des petitss "sound effects", qui se jouent quand on clique sur un bouton par exemple, ou des petits bruitages pour les carapaces ou quand une banane touche le sol, ou bien un petit bruit quand un Goomba marche etc...
Globalement j'aime bien MKPC ! C'est un jeu avec un gameplay vraiment intéressant, malgré un gros vide en terme de détails visuels et sonores
Vous en pensez quoi ? Je suis le seul à penser aux détails ?
Qu'est-ce que je veux dire par animations graphiques ?
Des petits détails graphiques qui embellissent un jeu. Par exemple, un fondu noir entre chaque transition d'écran (au lieu d'une simple "téléportation" des écrans, par exemple dans la sélection des coupes et circuits), ou simplement grossir un bouton quand on fait passer la souris dessus, ou bien une animations pour les dérapages plutôt qu'une simple image statique... Et aussi, le menu de sélection des coupes me semble très vide, comme s'il avait été fait en 2 secondes sans l'intention de le rendre joli
Et qu'est-ce que je veux dire par effets sonores ?
Des petitss "sound effects", qui se jouent quand on clique sur un bouton par exemple, ou des petits bruitages pour les carapaces ou quand une banane touche le sol, ou bien un petit bruit quand un Goomba marche etc...
Globalement j'aime bien MKPC ! C'est un jeu avec un gameplay vraiment intéressant, malgré un gros vide en terme de détails visuels et sonores
Vous en pensez quoi ? Je suis le seul à penser aux détails ?
I disagree with the fact that there's a lack of graphic animations and sound effects. As for your examples: There's already a black fade between screen transitions and for the mouse hovering on the buttons, it already does that. There's also a drift animation where it changes from blue to yellow as you keep holding the drift so I wouldn't say that there isn't any animation for drifts. I wouldn't say the cup selection isn't nice-looking although it was never made to look super nice and its main purpose was to get to a track from one cup to another. As for sound effects, there are a lot of sound effects in this game. For example: The new added sound effect if you navigate with a keyboard, the item sound effect for shells and for dropping banana. While it would be nice to have a sound effect for Goombas walking, that would mean you'd have to add it to every single enemy in this game which is not too ideal.
I also disagree with MKPC being unfinished as it's really far from unfinished. There's a lot of minor and major features added since 2020 which made the game more convenient for people to play and made it look nicer.


What is the best custom track you have ever made (in MKPC)?
On 2022-09-23 at 22:13:41
It's definitely my remake of MK4(O) Peach Road and MK1(O) Luigi's City. Sky Shrine is also up there too. I like Peach Road more because of it's gameplay but Luigi's City is still pretty good.

[Fanfic] MKPC Gore (Current: MKPC Revival)
On 2022-10-19 at 01:34:10
Max:So we have arrived at the lake
Kay: Thought it would be bigger, but the size is still good
Toady: Be careful of the liquid, since it is lava, and can burn you
Kay: K. I’ll make sure to touch the water
Luq: What are you up to Nudge?
Nudge: This
*At that moment, The T-Rex flung Luq of of it, onto wooded kingdom, but then the lost grip of the inverted pyramid and fell*
THAT WASN’T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN
Luq: Whatevwr he’s up to, seems to have gone wrong
Lely: *crying* I guess this is over. The only company I have is you guys, and you can’t even talk to me. The place I’m in is terrifying, and I just don’t think it’s worth living anymore. Goodbye pets
*CRASH*
Lely: What was that? Company?
*He went over, just to see what was there, only to see a T-Rex*
Lely: A-another one?
Nudge: AAAAHH!!!
Lely: Nudge? Where is he? And… where did my chain chomp go?
Nudge: AAAAAHH!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Lely: He sounds scared…
Nudge: SOMEONE HELP MEEEEEEEEE!!!
Lely: I should go find him
*It wasn’t long until he found him, but as much as he wanted to save him, the light spirit on the outside of him refused*
Nudge: HELP ME!!!
Lely: I want to, b-but I-I c-can’t
Nudge: OH YEAH, YOUR A USELESS LIGHT SPIRIT, AREN’T YOU!!!
Lely: I want to help you, but t he re is something preventing me
*At that moment, another T-Tex came and squished the Chain Chomp*
Nudge: Thank goodness. Now to just… escape from here
Lely: How?
Nudge: Why should I tell you? I don’t need you anymore, you useless fool
Lely: Why do you hate me?
Nudge: Because you are a horrible light spirit which doesn’t deserve to exist
Lely: Please, help me out
Nudge: I think I’ll just let the T-Rex’ deal with you
Lely: You h-horrible person
Max: So, who will check where?
Kay: I’m I’ll quickly check everywhere
Toady: Oh yeah, he is speed
Max: Anyway, I’ll get ready to head over to that giant dome over there
Toady: Got it
Nudge: Ah ha. Now I just need to put this nut into one of the seed pots, and a vine will grow
Lely: There is one over there
Nudge: Thank you victim
Lely: L-leave me alone. I want to talk to nice Nudge, rather than you
*after that he just walked off, then climbed the vine he just grew*
Nudge: Nice. I’ve made it back.
Now I just need to be quiet so Luq doesn’t notice me
*He snuck over to the wooden maze, where he places a vine bellow it*
Lely: Question: what is that vine for?
Nudge: Oh, so you decided to follow me. Guess I’ll have to demonstrate in you
*He proceeded to wrap it around Lely’s neck, and pushed him off, before barely making his way back onto the inverted pyramid*
Lely: h-h-e-e-e-l-l-p
DON'T. TOUCH. MY. FRIEND. IF. SOMETHING. HAPPENS. TO. HIM. THERE. WILL. BE. CONSEQUENCES.
Welcome to Beheading, As we are joined by Max-Bros, we kill people. This is known as: Lely-Heading.

1. Kill Lely
(THIS WAS A JOKE PLEASE DON'T BAN ME!!!)
This is not good. Don't joke about things like that. It can hurt people's feeling and encourage killing. You receive a warn but the next time you do this, you'll receive a sanction.



MKPC Hall of Fame 2022 (Results)
On 2022-12-31 at 03:50:56
Congratulations to everybody that made it to the list!!! 
You guys deserved it for the incredible tracks you've made and for those that didn't make it to the list, don't be discouraged. At the end of the day it's not about achieving a top rank in best track of the year and as long as you enjoy making tracks, that's all it matters.

You guys deserved it for the incredible tracks you've made and for those that didn't make it to the list, don't be discouraged. At the end of the day it's not about achieving a top rank in best track of the year and as long as you enjoy making tracks, that's all it matters.






Track Building Contest : Summer 2022 / Concours de création de circuits : Été 2022
On 2022-08-21 at 18:42:55

It's okay, it's been extended to August 24 so you only have 3 days left.

Rant About Random Stuff Here
On 2021-09-11 at 11:50:32
Also that multicup "MK1 (O)", it is truly overrated. The tracks are long and wide with sharp turns, and the music... it's all from MK7 and MK8, which have soundtracks that I have never really been a fan of. The CPU's are ridiculously fast and even if you snake you can't catch up. As haunted with crap as my "Super Possum Kart" is, most tracks are somewhat playable, (except for Crazy Circuit and Rainbow Road Insane Edition.) But MKO... it's a whole different story.
??? It's not over-rated cause it's not played a lot, plus it was my first tracks it's normal that they have a style like that. If we compare with my recent one (mk4o) there is no link between them. The MK1 tracks are really easy to play and the fact that they are wide make them easy. And personally if I snake I can beat the bots easily so I think it's maybe a question of level, I don't find them hard to beat tbh
And if I compare your tracks with MK1, MK1 are way more clear and easy to understand from my point of view. But question of opinion I think then, so I respect yours
MKO is cool, but he say that MK1O is a bit overrated because the majority of the tracks are pretty meh for me, but the community like it. Don't compare your tracks to my tracks, I'm not stupid, but I think that a lot of tracks in MK1 are basic, simple... (the Mushroom Cup...

And especially some tracks, that's not exciting, empty or annoying. CPUs are just annoying for me, you can't be better in two seconds... Don't say "just be better", because you can't be better and beat MKO CPUs just easily, don't say like if that's easy.
Learn the definition of overrated please.
Tracks are meh because it was my first tracks, but it's the least played mk and the least liked if we count the 4 mkos so no... It's not overrated, it's normal. And sorry but if you snake or try to improve and play, you will only get better and will be able to beat the CPUs. Idk why beginners complain about the difficulty when they don't want to train or do anything to be better at the game, is like complain about the covid-19 and people who doesn't respect the limitations, but you don't wear the mask.
You know, Fways. For your first tracks, it's actually really good for that standards back then and even now there is good tracks like Daisy's Pool and Ghost Valley.


On 2021-09-11 at 10:11:59
I agree with you.
Anyways here is my rant about Discord.
Now before I start this rant, I would like to say that I don't hate Discord in any way. Yes it's quite broken and very laggy for no reasons but I think it's a decent site. This rant is only about what happened to me on Discord. So let's begin. I was using Discord for almost a year. I was just visiting some servers and I was just talking with my friends when one day in like almost mid of July, I got locked out for no reason. Like seriously? I didn't do anything wrong and what's worse is when I put my phone number, no code appeared like what the heck. It's very dumb and when I do get my account back, I got locked like the next 4 days later. COME ON DISCORD. Why you have a bad verification system? So unprofessional. Luckily I had another account which I'm currently using to this day but this sucks cuz I really wanna use my other account since I have 50 servers joined compared to this account where I joined 15 servers. Yeah I tried doing everything but nothing works as of now. Sorry for this long rant that turned into a backstory but this is so annoying of Discord. They add all these new updates but never bothered to fix the verification system. Lots of other people is leaving Discord because of that. RIP to them. I honestly feel them. I can't blame them if they leave Discord because of that.

Anyways here is my rant about Discord.
Now before I start this rant, I would like to say that I don't hate Discord in any way. Yes it's quite broken and very laggy for no reasons but I think it's a decent site. This rant is only about what happened to me on Discord. So let's begin. I was using Discord for almost a year. I was just visiting some servers and I was just talking with my friends when one day in like almost mid of July, I got locked out for no reason. Like seriously? I didn't do anything wrong and what's worse is when I put my phone number, no code appeared like what the heck. It's very dumb and when I do get my account back, I got locked like the next 4 days later. COME ON DISCORD. Why you have a bad verification system? So unprofessional. Luckily I had another account which I'm currently using to this day but this sucks cuz I really wanna use my other account since I have 50 servers joined compared to this account where I joined 15 servers. Yeah I tried doing everything but nothing works as of now. Sorry for this long rant that turned into a backstory but this is so annoying of Discord. They add all these new updates but never bothered to fix the verification system. Lots of other people is leaving Discord because of that. RIP to them. I honestly feel them. I can't blame them if they leave Discord because of that.



On 2021-09-10 at 23:11:52
Also that multicup "MK1 (O)", it is truly overrated. The tracks are long and wide with sharp turns, and the music... it's all from MK7 and MK8, which have soundtracks that I have never really been a fan of. The CPU's are ridiculously fast and even if you snake you can't catch up. As haunted with crap as my "Super Possum Kart" is, most tracks are somewhat playable, (except for Crazy Circuit and Rainbow Road Insane Edition.) But MKO... it's a whole different story.
??? It's not over-rated cause it's not played a lot, plus it was my first tracks it's normal that they have a style like that. If we compare with my recent one (mk4o) there is no link between them. The MK1 tracks are really easy to play and the fact that they are wide make them easy. And personally if I snake I can beat the bots easily so I think it's maybe a question of level, I don't find them hard to beat tbh
And if I compare your tracks with MK1, MK1 are way more clear and easy to understand from my point of view. But question of opinion I think then, so I respect yours
MKO is cool, but he say that MK1O is a bit overrated because the majority of the tracks are pretty meh for me, but the community like it. Don't compare your tracks to my tracks, I'm not stupid, but I think that a lot of tracks in MK1 are basic, simple... (the Mushroom Cup...

And especially some tracks, that's not exciting, empty or annoying. CPUs are just annoying for me, you can't be better in two seconds... Don't say "just be better", because you can't be better and beat MKO CPUs just easily, don't say like if that's easy.
Like Fways said, MK1(O) is the least played MKO in the series compared to MK2(O), MK3(O) and MK4(O). About the tracks, it was Fways's first tracks of the game so it's expected like this. I do agree that some of them is meh like Luigi's Highway, Cheep Cheep Beach and possibly Rosalina Lake. The mushroom cup is simple, yes but the tracks at least give interesting gameplay. Do you want to bag or do you want to run a track? About the CPUs, Fways never said to just get better in one day and become the best player of MKPC. He just said that we have to stop complaining about CPUs, they are not very hard to beat to be honest. You just need to learn snaking, have good item play and you win like 90% of the times.

On 2021-09-05 at 01:15:27
i have something to rant about: sometimes when you state an opinion people will get mad at you just because they dont like your opinion.
I agree. It's so annoying. One time I liked DS Shroom Ridge and DS Rainbow Road then some guy came and said "WTF, How can you like Shroom Ridge, it's so annoying?" and I was like, bruh it's my opinion.

On 2021-09-02 at 17:39:04
why are cpu's so atrocious? you have to use ahmad elkhauff's tas engine to beat them. thats why ahmad brags a lot. Like, literally, I have a rate of 8000, cuz I meh in this game, but still. You vs ahmad elkhauffs are not gonna work ok.
Okay there's a lot to talk about.
1. Yes the CPUs is faster than you when you don't snake but when you do snake, you go faster than them although tracks like DS BC and DS RR, they are really difficult to be honest.
2. "Ahmad Elkhuffash's TAS engine" Hehe I'm not the only pro here, there are many good players here.
3. How am I bragging lol?
On 2021-08-25 at 18:36:44
Just get better at the game guys haha. Okay in all seriousness, this depends on the multi-cups you are playing on. In multi-cups like MK1(O) and MK2(O), they are really good so even if snaking, they can catch up with items so you have to play well with items also but in other multi-cups, they are very easy to beat so just do snaking and you'll win like 90% of the times.



Le problème actuel de MKPC
On 2022-09-26 at 20:36:56

Beaucoup de personnes disent que le forum
pue la merde
depuis 2020 environ. Je ne sais pas si faire des généralités c'est pas un peu c** parce qu'on a des modérateurs et des gens intelligents actifs. J'ai peut-être été ban mais j'ai réfléchi et relu les règles, je ne vois pas le soucis de certains topics. Donc pourquoi faire des généralités pareils sur des topics qui suivent le règlement à la lettre, vu que les autres seront lockés ou supprimés ? Ok, j'ai été un cas, mais souvenez-vous de princesslucky ou mememo.Bah en fait y a un problème de référentiel dans le cas présent ; jusqu'à 2021 (la moitié de l'année à peu près) le site était vraiment magique, surtout avant que j'arrive sur le site. Avant, MKPC était un site à plus petite envergure, donc tout le monde se connaissait et c'était une ambiance plutôt "famille". C'était plus cool que maintenant. J'aimerais aussi souligner UN POINT particulier : De nos jours, le site n'est pas tout à fait horrible, mais il est ennuyeux. Chaque soir, quand je viens, je suis content de venir, mais ça ne fait pas le même effet qu'avant. Des fois je me demande clairement ce que je fous là, avec des toxiques comme mememo qui font chier le reste de la communauté et qui après trouvent le culot d'appeler les autres membres irrespectueux. Oui il y a des gens intelligents qui sont actifs. C'est vrai qu'on a tendance à les oublier.
Mais le fait de se focaliser sur le négatif, c'est un comportement HUMAIN. Certes, on a deux nouveaux modérateurs qui sont matures ; et plus spécialement dans le cas de Max, actif. Mais est-ce qu'ils vont ramener la magie sur le site ? On ne sait pas ! Rien ne nous dit non plus qu'en enlevant le négatif, on aura du magique ! Les idiots seront juste stoppés rapidement et bannis ; ce qui sera bien meilleur pour l'ambiance du site, mais ça ne veut pas dire que leur nombre réduira. Mine de rien, le fait que leur présence soit raccourcie est une bonne chose, mais au fond ça affecte quand même l'ambiance générale. Imagine que 31 toxiques arrivent sur le site, durant le mois d'octobre, un par jour ; certes s'ils sont stoppés rapidement, ça aide un peu la situation, mais chaque jour un toxique se mettra à hurler contre tout et n'importe quoi. chaque jour il y aura un report, un drama. Je te parie que si c'était comme ça, à la fin du mois d'octobre, beaucoup auraient désertés, et les rares qui seraient restés seraient en mode ras-le-bol général.
Je suis d'accord avec toi sur le fait que ce n'est pas à 100% noir. Mais il y a beaucoup de points sur lesquels on peut pinailler, et même s'ils ne sont pas massifs, quand ils sont tous réunis, ils forment une montagne de toxicité et de nuisance.
That's the exact reason new staff got chosen. It's thanks to this topic that we got Max-Bros and BowserJr03 as staff for this site but yeah, even if we ban a lot of toxic people and the atmosphere becomes more chill, there will still be more people joining this site because it's widespread and more people know about this site nowadays compared to 2016-2018 so toxic people will probably continue to fill the forums with insults, spams, etc. There's nothing much we can do about it other than to ban those people. The best we can do is minimize the toxicity and the spams of the forums.




/!\ Application for MKPC moderation team
On 2022-09-22 at 22:06:04
Alright so after reading this debate I have came to the following actions.
@Mykal2 You receive a warning for begging and insisting to be a moderator even if you didn't meet the requirements and also continued debating and pinging Wargor several times even though I clearly said that this is not a discussion channel.
@Mykal2 You receive a warning for begging and insisting to be a moderator even if you didn't meet the requirements and also continued debating and pinging Wargor several times even though I clearly said that this is not a discussion channel.





On 2022-09-21 at 21:01:08
This is a topic for moderator applications not for discussing the person's role.
Also @Mykal2, Avoid mentioning Wargor several times and begging him to change the rules according to your needs only. You can try solving the computer issue instead of begging him to make an exception.
Also @Mykal2, Avoid mentioning Wargor several times and begging him to change the rules according to your needs only. You can try solving the computer issue instead of begging him to make an exception.


GOODBYE,
On 2022-09-25 at 14:03:37
@mememo I've warned you before about your behavior but you didn't respect it and kept continuing. You'll be banned for 3 days.
Anyways, topic locked.
Anyways, topic locked.









yes
On 2022-09-25 at 13:49:22
Topic locked.
@mememo You receive a warn for immature behavior, insults and useless topics. You have to follow the rules and be respectful here.
@mememo You receive a warn for immature behavior, insults and useless topics. You have to follow the rules and be respectful here.





What does this mean?
On 2022-09-24 at 14:55:41
SNES BC2 has two shortcuts. One is at the STOP area where you can take it with a shroom or shroomless with a timed MT and the other is at the end where you can use the last jumps to fall to the left side and that'll count the lap although it's only useful in L3. Oh and it's not against the rules to do shortcuts like these.
Anyways topic locked, it's useless to discuss it here given the context.
Anyways topic locked, it's useless to discuss it here given the context.


How to decrease the size of an image from >1MB to around 200 KB ?
On 2022-09-12 at 15:07:37
Salut, j'ai décidé d'écrire ce topic pour vous expliquer comment faire passer la taille d'une image de 1 Mo (ou plus) à eviron 200 Ko.
Tout d'abord, si vous trouvez une image dont la taille est superieure à 1 Mo, enregistrez là.
Ensuite, allez sur ce site, cliquez sur séléctionner puis selectionnez votre image.
Une fois la compression terminée, une comparaison entre l'image initiale et l'image compressée va apparaître. Tout à droite, se trouve une option de couleurs pour l'image compressée.
Faîtes passer le nombre de couleurs à environ 20. L'image finale n'aura donc que environ 20 couleurs. Faites un clic droit sur l'image finale (celle avec moins de couleurs) et enregistrez là.
J'éspère que cette astuce vous aura aidé.
Tout d'abord, si vous trouvez une image dont la taille est superieure à 1 Mo, enregistrez là.
Ensuite, allez sur ce site, cliquez sur séléctionner puis selectionnez votre image.
Une fois la compression terminée, une comparaison entre l'image initiale et l'image compressée va apparaître. Tout à droite, se trouve une option de couleurs pour l'image compressée.
Faîtes passer le nombre de couleurs à environ 20. L'image finale n'aura donc que environ 20 couleurs. Faites un clic droit sur l'image finale (celle avec moins de couleurs) et enregistrez là.
J'éspère que cette astuce vous aura aidé.
Hi, I decided to write this topic for explaining you how to how to decrase the size of an image from 1MB (or more) to around 200KB.
First, if you find an image with size superior than 1MB, save it.
Then, go here, and click select then select your image.
When compression is finished, a comparaison of main image and compressed image will appear. To the right, there is a color option for the compressed image.
Decrase color number to around 20. Final image will have only around 20 colours. Right-click the final image (image with 20 colours) and save it.
I hope this tip will have helped you.
First, if you find an image with size superior than 1MB, save it.
Then, go here, and click select then select your image.
When compression is finished, a comparaison of main image and compressed image will appear. To the right, there is a color option for the compressed image.
Decrase color number to around 20. Final image will have only around 20 colours. Right-click the final image (image with 20 colours) and save it.
I hope this tip will have helped you.
Please communicate in english in this topic.
https://www.bannerkoubou.com/anime/gif-resize/
It is in Japanese, but I am sure it will be useful.
Avoid reviving topics please. It floods the forum with topics from 2020-2021.





