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I’m not going to waste too much time on the plot, because its super uninteresting and boring, but basically, Lakitu is talking about all the problems that he and Mario encounter during filming of bloopers. This video is not good. It’s very boring and uninteresting. It’s just Lakitu talking about some issues that i dont care about, with Mario doing random stuff in the background. Other than that, there’s literally nothing else to say, its that boring. There isn’t even a favorite quote i have.

Yep, you read that right, no plot this time, as the video has no plot. As such, i will be moving to the review. This video has most of the same problems as the last, and it is also unremarkable at all. There is nothing interesting, except for this next quote.

Listen up folks, Marios about to teach you how to beat Bowser, in a few simple steps.

Rule 1: Know Bowsers Weakness!
Bowser hates Justin Bieber,so bring a radio with a few Justin Bieber songs, and you will be all set!

Rule 2:Try to gain a relationship with Bowser!
Tell a joke, become friends with him,do anything to gain a relationship with him.

Rule 3: DO NOT TOUCH HIS TAIL!!!

Bowsers tail is poisonous, dont you dare touch it.

Rule 4:  Distract Bowser!

Distract him easily with Peach replicas.( also, Mario touches Bowsers tail here)

Rule 5: Always have a Disguise!

Having a disguise will help you very much, so never not have a disguise.

Rule 6: Bowser is a Hacker!

Bowser is a Hacker, and he will hack to win.

Rule 7: Bribe!

If everything else somehow failed, then bribe him with money. Bowser loves money.

Rule 8: Dance before you Die!

Idk why, just dance before you die

Rule 9:Get Bowser Drunk!

Just get him drunk. One problem. Bowser does not drink beer

Rule 10: Ragequit!

If everything fails, or if you are lazy, just ragequit, simple as that

This video is absolutely hilarious. This is a simple idea, yet it is my favorite video so far. Smiley Face Rating is: now time for my favorite quote.

Mario fools around with the clock on the third floor of Peaches Castle, when he punches it, somehow stopping time completely. Mario finds out when  he goes to the good old battlefield. All the Enemies here are motionless. He fools around for some time until getting to the top of the mountain. None of that fooling around is important in the slightest, so ill skip to the top of the mountain. Mario finds that the King was gone. He thinks that Bowser caused all of this. (But isn’t King Bomb-Omb a member of Bowsers army?) He goes to Bowser in the Dark World, only to find Bowser frozen as well. (His eyes are blinking, but the reason why is in the trivia) He leaves and goes to see Peach, who is frozen like everyone else. Mario freezes for a few seconds for a joke, and then he goes to the Ice slide in Cool Cool Mountain. He falls into the void, however. He visits Lethal Lava Land to get burned, and he dosent get kissed by Peach, a true tragedy. He misses Toad insulting him, and he misses being seen by those eye enemies for Big Boos Haunt. Mario becomes determined to fix it. He goes to Yoshi for help, to no avail. He talked to two Toads, neither of them helped. A strategy guide comes to help Mario, by telling him the obvious answer: Go to Tick Tock Clock. Mario heads there, and gets out a mushroom that was budged in there. The day is saved again by the force of the dumbest man alive! The then accidentally freezes time again. THE END.
This was a very not good video. The idea of this episode is   the best so far, and feel like Glitchy 4 could have done better with that premise. Mario acting like an idiot was very annoying, and most of the characters in this episode, with exception of Mario, dont do anything, and might as well not be in the video. I also dont recall any joke in this video either. This could have been great too. Smiley face rating is: > so its time to pick out my favorite quotes of this video.  

So, before we begin again, here are some updates on my projects.

Super Coolio Kart EX: Genesis is nearly complete. It took forever to finish, but I'm glad it's done. It will likely release around Christmas.

Super Coolio Kart X-2: Battle has been cancelled. Only one cup was made, before I stopped production.

Super Coolio Kart Rivals 2 is in the works. Unlike the first Coolio Kart Rivals, I'm actually going in with a plan this time! Wish me luck!

Super Coolio Kart Legends, as originally intended, has been officially cancelled. Instead, it will be merged with Super Coolio Kart X-3, mainly so that I don't have to work as hard. Super Coolio Kart X-3: Destinies will be announced in the near future.

Something Collection has nothing planned at the moment.

Simply put, this episode is about Mario feeling nolstalgic about past events, and sharing them with Toad, Yoshi, and a Random Bomb-Omb Buddy. He simply names a lot of bosses to Bowser. It’s not very important, so I’m going to cover the flashbacks only.

Flashback #1
In Superstar Saga, Toad barges into Marios house, looking for some stolen drugs. he looks into the bathroom, and sees Mario naked. Toad runs off, but he is blind now, and he crashes into a nearby wall.

Flashback #2
This whole flashback is FLUDD insulting Mario, nothing more, nothing less.

Flashback #3
This barely counts as a flashback, as its just Mario using a Gameshark to get infinate red shells in Mario Kart 64, then hitting Yoshi repeatily with these red shells.

Flashback #4
Master Hand beats up Yoshi for hacking his Youtube account.

Flashback #5
A star falls on Mario. Pretty simple.

Flashback #6
The opening to Superstar Saga plays, but the thing that steals Peaches voice is just a fart and considered a prank.

Flashback #7

The cutscene with the two R.OBs blowing up Brawl Stadium plays with some Mario Commentary.

Multiple people  have nostalgia about this video. I can see it, i really didnt like this video. It’s just boring, and nothing exciting happens, no really funny stuff, other then the part where FLUDD insults Mario, which made me laugh. It’s just not good to me. Smiley face rating is.... next is favorite quotes yet again!

Part 3; Before Coolio; Clans, Coins, and Paratroopas

It is September of 2018. Since I didn't know how to make an account at the time, 7 grand dad and all of it's tracks made we're gone for good, and I couldn't continue what I was doing. I didn't have any time look back at my failures, because school had already started.

I was in the 4th grade, a very interesting school year. In 4th grade, the teacher (forgot her name) allowed to play computer games on every Friday on the last period. We could basically do what we wanted, which did cause some things to happen. Most notably, Roblox got completely banned, because so many people were making accounts. There were three games, however, that became very, very popular to play. Those being Paper.io 2, Poptropica, and of course, Mario Kart PC. I introduced the game to my friends, and it got big really fast. One of my friends, Anthony, found out how to make an account, and told all of us how to do it, so that we can play online together. The name I ended up choosing, was clan. The name clan, was chosen, because I was watching Naruto at the time, and Sasuke's clan was a big part of the story. We played the game for a couple of months, before Poptropica got really big. Perhaps ill make a rant segment on the 4th grade video games at some point.


(Correction: clan was actually made in March of 2019, leaving September 2018- February 2019 unaccounted for)

Oddly, there's a bit of a gap here. I wouldn't make my next account until March of 2019, leaving January and February unaccounted for. In March, I would make my next major account; coinheven. The coinheven name was a misspelling of Coin Heaven, but I've gone back and forth on how it's pronounced. Either pronounced coin-haven it coin-heaven. Doesn't matter, and I was never consistent about the name anyway. Coinheven was made with the purpose of mainly playing online, and making new circuits, quick mode of course. I actually did quite well for myself online, at one point, I was 45th place on the leaderboards. This was before the engine change, and before reverse drifting, so snaking was the only major strat. Long story short, I lost access to the account and I couldn't get it back. I quickly made an Alt called thesupercoingames, but that account was abandoned when by family got another computer.

I made the next account immediately on this new computer.

I’m going to keep this as abridged as i can. Mario wakes up on top of the castle and tells Yoshi to give him food, and he gives him moldy mushrooms. Mario goes inside the castle and then falls asleep. His dream is about Toad beating him up because he hates Mario. Mario wakes up and attacks Toad. Once realizing that Toad “Isn’t Mental”, he goes to the good old battlefield. Once there, he walks a few feet before falling asleep again. In this dream, he adventures through the Corrupted Battlefield. Once climbing up a  mountain, he tries to fight King Bomb-Omb, who throws him 1,000 feet into the air. Mario wakes up, runs off screen, and goes to Jolly Roger Bay. He dosent even get to the water before he falls asleep yet again. In this dream, all the water is gone, and Mario is able to just walk around. Some shenanigans later, he gets a star, before he wakes up. (Why is Mario closer to the water when he wakes up?) One more transition later, he is right in front of Bowser, while he is trying to think up a plan. Mario falls asleep for the billionth time. In this dream, Bowser is giant, and he beats up Mario before Mario runs off stage, ending the dream. Bowser shoots Mario with fire to wake him up, and then he jumps off stage due to Mario not fighting him properly. Then the ending from Mario 64 plays with additional commentary from Mario, before he falls asleep in front of peach. The dream this time is Mario falling onto the very top of the castle, killing him. When he wakes up, he is naked and hungry again. It is then revealed to the us that this whole video was a dream by Mario. The video ends with Mario leaving Peaches Castle, Mario Kart 64 style! Sadly, the pedals are broken, and Mario falls into a lake. This video is what would lay the groundwork for many of the earlier videos by SMG4. The Cake is a Lie started it off, but Dreams Perfected the style. The twist that this whole video was a dream  was also surprising. Some of the jokes are funny too. The first dream was a little lackluster compared with the others, and, like the last video, it dosent stack up with other videos that come later. Favorite quote time!  

Part 1. Before Coolio; Unregistered Days

The year is 2018. Quite a year huh? At this time, I was a bored 9 year old, browsing YouTube. It was a very calm and uneventful morning in May. I had just seen a video about Mario Kart Flash Games. These games were pretty bad, however, young me had a different idea about it. I really wanted to play a Mario Kart game, but gaining access to a Mario Kart game was impossible. This was before I got my switch in Early 2019, and my 2DS with Mario Kart 7 was stuck at my father's house. I still really wanted to play Mario Kart, but on my computer. So I searched up "Mario kart on PC online free". This was the turning point.

My canon event, if you will. One of the first results was the Mario Kart PC homepage. I went and looked on the website. The first thing I saw, was the Mario Kart DS box-art but with a new logo. Mario Kart PC, it read. I looked around on the website. I spotted some screenshots, showing a full Mario Kart running on the PC. I was impressed, and that's putting it lightly. I clicked on the Play game button. Suddenly I was shown a menu on a black background. I looked at the options, but one of them caught my eye. Custom tracks. When I clicked on it, I was given the option of making a circuit in quick or complete mode. 15 minutes later, and my first track was created. A quick mode circuit with the name of Luigi Jungle, despite it clearly not being a jungle. For the name that I would end up choosing, I decided on the name "7 grand dad", the name of a bootleg. Idk why I chose this name though. I would later return the next day.

As 7 grand dad, I created over 200 quick mode circuits over the course of the summer of 2018. The final circuit that would be released was "Koopalings Kloober Kastle" from September of 2018. My family had gotten a new computer. Since I had never registered 7 grand dad as a real account, the account was gone with my old computer. It was very sad, yes. This is the end of part 1! Next, I'll discuss my next 3 accounts, and why I had to make this account!

The plot is super simple and straightforward. Fitting, as this video is very short. This video begins with the complete intro from Mario 64, except Mario exclaims “I LOVE CAKE!!!!!!!” While peach is telling him to come to the castle. Mario bursts of the pipe, still saying stuff about the cake. Lakitu tries to get Mario to not eat the cake, but Mario ignores him. He runs into the castle and talks to Toad, and asks him about peach. Toad proceeded to tell Mario That Peach lied to see if he could still fit into the pipe to her castle. Mario runs out the castle in anger, then he sees peach. Before she has the chance to say hello, Mario throws her, goes crazy and subsequently explodes into a coin. This video was very average for the time, but does not stack up to his other videos later. This is a good attempt at a first video. My issues with this video is that, first off, the audio was very delayed, if you watch it while muting the audio, its fine. But, my main problem with this video, is that its just not funny or interesting enough to keep me interested. A point in its favor however is the fact that its short and simple for anyone to understand. Next is the quote I liked most  from this video! .

I wasn't planning to make another rant-like section. But I just wanted to tell someone about this. As mentioned in my other rant (Don't read it's cringe), Super Coolio Kart X-2/ Zero 2 was one of the main reasons why the SMG4 reviews were cancelled. But why did it take so long to come out? The first X-2 track, Shroom Speedway, released in October of 2021, but the final track, Vibrant Vendetta, didn't come out until a full year laster. It's about time that I explain how I came here, where I went, and how are things now. Part 1 will be in Dreams. See ya.