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On 2024-08-18 at 15:04:06
II
Part II
The Long March
During the disasterous war with the Realm of Twilight, the Exalted Kingdom of Leicester was invaded by its northern neighbour and former friend, Zachthumbria, under the behest of foreign powers. Now, with increased fervour, the Royal Army of Leicester is set to embark on the largest military operation England has seen since the invasion of William the Conqueror - THE LONG MARCH
On 2024-08-18 at 14:52:54
I got too many flags


2On 2024-08-18 at 14:43:20
The Peace of Coventry - November 3rd 2026
- The borders have smoothed out, with the Realm of Twilight gaining around 5,000 sq km of territory.
- The English Unification Wars continue as Leicester defends against an invasion from Zachthumbria - their former ally

- The borders have smoothed out, with the Realm of Twilight gaining around 5,000 sq km of territory.
- The English Unification Wars continue as Leicester defends against an invasion from Zachthumbria - their former ally

On 2024-08-18 at 12:35:57
Well, I'm at war with mkzach now, so OK I will peace out with you, and beat him up
2On 2024-08-18 at 12:33:57
COSMIC III:
"I still don't understand why Twilight doesn't like this peace deal
I am literally handing you my nation's resources and economy and giving you money as reparations for the damage I have caused
Yet, you still persist in extending a war which could have been resolved by now
The casualties are now piling up because of your incompetence"
"I still don't understand why Twilight doesn't like this peace deal
I am literally handing you my nation's resources and economy and giving you money as reparations for the damage I have caused
Yet, you still persist in extending a war which could have been resolved by now
The casualties are now piling up because of your incompetence"
you literally tried uniting england by force, which would've resulted in me being associated with mkzach which i dont want happening
edit: ykw i'll make peace with you but i am NOT uniting our nations
Uhh, you could have just invaded him if you dislike him that much
AND win
1On 2024-08-18 at 12:27:52
COSMIC III:
"I still don't understand why Twilight doesn't like this peace deal
I am literally handing you my nation's resources and economy and giving you money as reparations for the damage I have caused
Yet, you still persist in extending a war which could have been resolved by now
The casualties are now piling up because of your incompetence"
"I still don't understand why Twilight doesn't like this peace deal
I am literally handing you my nation's resources and economy and giving you money as reparations for the damage I have caused
Yet, you still persist in extending a war which could have been resolved by now
The casualties are now piling up because of your incompetence"
On 2024-08-18 at 12:16:52
Oi guys
Tell me what's going on
I missed a lot, didn't I
Tell me what's going on
I missed a lot, didn't I
On 2024-08-17 at 18:18:07
i'll claim south sweden and make the Microwave Empire
ally request incoming from Nyanist Empire (Queen Oohtwittwittwitwipwipwipwibi The First)
So I guess August I died, and the empire was demoted to a kingdom????
what-
because now the leader of the nyanist empire is Queen Oohtwittwittwitwipwipwipwibi I
you not empress and I presume august just got yeeted out of the window.
Unless the title queen is a stylistic point and August I changed her name to Oohtwittwittwitwipwipwipwibi
I'm trying to make it make sense in the lore
On 2024-08-17 at 18:01:37
i'll claim south sweden and make the Microwave Empire
ally request incoming from Nyanist Empire (Queen Oohtwittwittwitwipwipwipwibi The First)
So I guess August I died, and the empire was demoted to a kingdom????
On 2024-08-17 at 16:37:36
the peace deal seems fair
i mean, im not taking any territory, and twilight still has independence.
just a different map colour and they are part of an economic bloc with ya boi
i mean, im not taking any territory, and twilight still has independence.
just a different map colour and they are part of an economic bloc with ya boi
On 2024-08-17 at 16:35:41
alr guys roll credits lol


On 2024-08-17 at 15:32:13
Alright,
I am prepared to sign a peace treaty
PEACE TREATY
The Realm of Twilight will join the Exalted Kingdom of Leicester to form the Commonwealth of England.
England will try and reset its diplomatic relations with the world and drive towards a new tomorrow.
The Realm of Twilight will have access to Leicester's resources and economy.
The Exalted Kingdom will have access to Twilight's resources and economy.
Crown Prince Aphelion will go on a tour to other countries to try and mend ties after this horrible war - doubt he will get very far.
Leicester will concede its territories in the new world to the Principality of Caracas
The Confederation of Joshy will have joint suzerainty over Calais and Le Havre
Leicester will demilitarise its military in its almost entirety
Leicester will develop the Realm of Twilight as reperations for damages caused
The Leicesterian navy will be abolished
I am prepared to sign a peace treaty
PEACE TREATY
The Realm of Twilight will join the Exalted Kingdom of Leicester to form the Commonwealth of England.
England will try and reset its diplomatic relations with the world and drive towards a new tomorrow.
The Realm of Twilight will have access to Leicester's resources and economy.
The Exalted Kingdom will have access to Twilight's resources and economy.
Crown Prince Aphelion will go on a tour to other countries to try and mend ties after this horrible war - doubt he will get very far.
Leicester will concede its territories in the new world to the Principality of Caracas
The Confederation of Joshy will have joint suzerainty over Calais and Le Havre
Leicester will demilitarise its military in its almost entirety
Leicester will develop the Realm of Twilight as reperations for damages caused
The Leicesterian navy will be abolished
On 2024-08-17 at 15:23:13
I'm not gonna lie, this is actually a pretty good story.
On 2024-08-17 at 15:21:10
war crime did not happen
was just an exaggeration by Joshy
This shows that Joshian media is untrustworthy
hehehe im smart
was just an exaggeration by Joshy
This shows that Joshian media is untrustworthy
hehehe im smart
On 2024-08-17 at 15:18:54
imagine spiralling over the consequences of a HYPOTHETICAL situation
also how tf did u get caesium even tho u didnt occupy any lands that might contain a lot of it-
England has some, but not a lot
even if i dumped all of my caesu=ium
not much would happen
On 2024-08-17 at 15:14:17
imagine spiralling over the consequences of a HYPOTHETICAL situation
On 2024-08-17 at 15:13:37
a bit of proof cosmic did indeed do a warcrime, it is prohibited to dump chemicals able to poison water in water that can be used for drinking/being distilled, so this applies to channels and coastal waters bcuz they're close to land and might be used to get water and distill it and then drink it, unlike in the middle of the ocean where barely anyone lives


i didn't even dump any in the water
twas just a distraction
although i guess i could get done for threatening to do a war crime i suppose
On 2024-08-17 at 15:12:49
@Mariokartzach, please declare war on Cosmic, because after Tielight, you are cleary going next in the chopping block. Do you want to by anexed by him? No right?
Like...he commited one of the worst war crimes, so
BETRAY COSMIC!
Like...he commited one of the worst war crimes, so
BETRAY COSMIC!
or did i commit a war crime?
what if it was just a phoney operation to rattle your forces
Caesium in the Channel? such a waste. My much more powerful navy of 8 million is landing in Wales!
It was a distraction! They werent even that strong of boats, just enought to win a couple battles in surprise!
umm, okay...
throw your men at the most defensible region of my kingdom
On 2024-08-17 at 15:03:30
@Mariokartzach, please declare war on Cosmic, because after Tielight, you are cleary going next in the chopping block. Do you want to by anexed by him? No right?
Like...he commited one of the worst war crimes, so
BETRAY COSMIC!
Like...he commited one of the worst war crimes, so
BETRAY COSMIC!
or did i commit a war crime?
what if it was just a phoney operation to rattle your forces
On 2024-08-17 at 14:59:50
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