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Alright the votes are in, the faction that is going to be eliminated is Moonwel De Moonside.

If anyone has contact with coopa please let me know, because he has to pick a new faction seeing as his was eliminated. If nobody does i'll just use RNG or something.

No, you lack a humour

Merry St. Eastermas Day And A Happy New Year!!!!!

Nobody wants Coopa Banned.

I already made a Mii for you based on your Kerillian pfp but it's not a hero as of now since i haven't yet defeated the Replica Dark Lord and unlocked the Elf job class

so you may be wondering: MNL WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOYU WHUIWJHADGUYBHJTGDSYUSJHD well i had an idea called Super Fan Kart. It's basically Mario Kart but if the fans could add their own music, characters, or tracks. 16 fan-made characters,(well now 14 since 2 of my characters are in)
have a chance of joining!11!!

Oh Baby!-Wario, 2022
Let's see what's cooking today, shall we?

First and formost, everyone can use Fire Flowers in Mario Kart.
Second, the only reason DK has never used one in a game before is because he isn't in any of the games.
Third, it's a goddamn movie. Everyone needs a voice.
Fourth, they don't have every Mario Kart character. Rosalina, Birdo, Toadette, DK Jr, R.O.B, King Boo, Petey Piranha, Honey Queen, Wiggler, Metal Mario, Pink Gold Peach, the Babies, the Koopalings, Bowser Jr, Monty Mole, I could go on and on. Heck, DAISY, an actually semi-important character in the Mushroom Kingdom, isn't here either.
Fifth, this is before the games. Technically, it's between Yoshi's Island and Super Mario Bros 1. Mario never met Peach, he has no reason to save her yet. And, as you can probably tell with kids movies having a predictable script, Peach gets captured in the endgame and Mario will have to save them both in the finale.
Sixth, YES, Lumas are dark by their very nature. They literally DIE in both Galaxy games. When they turn into planets, Launch Stars, Pull Stars, Life Mushrooms? They fucking DIE. And they literally sack themselves for their mom, all the time. They're like Gardevoir, they don't fear death.
Seventh, Wario and Waluigi aren't known for being in Mario Kart, Wario is known for being Mario's opposite, his love of garlic, Bob-ombs, money, and WarioWare. Waluigi isn't known, at all. Fixed it.
Eighth, Mario is still just a fucking New Yorker at this point. I dare you to find something in New York that prompts you to shout "Yahoo" and nothing else for the rest of your life.
Ninth, It's a movie, they can't be silent. It's hard to express the character's ideals and motivations if they just sit there and growl. They can't make a joke, either, which is crucial in kids' movies.
Tenth, what you have chosen to highlight is Peaches' Castle and it's surrounding area. Not the entirety of the Mushroom Kingdom.
Eleventh, Mario 64 is too old to have had all that detail going on in the first place. There are plenty of Mushrooms in the New Bros. Games, 1-4 or 1-5 are always full of them, you're just choosing a level instead of the world map. And please, explain why Odyssey's Mushroom Kingdom is a floating island??? Seriously? It's a different timeline, things won't add up 100% of the time, and the games minimize what's happening OUTSIDE of the game's playable areas, it's a game, they can't waste time on stuff no one will ever see.
Twelfth(???), we haven't seen everything, they could be saving things for an obvious sequel, or he could just be FUCKING DEAD.
Thirteenth, Toadette is again, very special, could be a sequel thing, or just we haven't seen it yet.
Fourteenth, for absolute crying the hell out loud, Yoshi's have been confirmed to appear. The one's who saved Baby Mario are dead. We'd be meeting the new Yoshis from Mario World and onward, they don't know Mario YET. Almost everything you have an issue with hinges on the fact that NOBODY KNOWS WHO MARIO IS YET. Can't you see that?
Fifteenth, Wario and Waluigi would also be living in New York, obviously. You expect Mario's cousin to be in the Mushroom Kingdom before him?
Sixteenth, Mario has said, over and over, "I'd do anything to save my brother". Don't know if your ears were offline every single time he's said it, but trust me, they know that they are brothers. They're twins, dammit, it's impossible for them not to have that twin connection going on at all times. That was the whole point of Yoshi's Island, for god's sake.
Seventeenth, the Spinies were introduced in Mario Bros. 3, the play. The fake game. The not real experience. Spinies are not normal creatures, bozo. Lakitu has to throw them for them to do anything. It's very probable Bowser has never met one, since Lakitu is the one in charge of them. Think of Lakitu as a Commander in the Koopa Army. Bowser tells Lakitu to deal with the Bros, and that's it. Lakitu can do as he pleases. Did you ever notice that Spinies aren't used anywhere Lakitu isn't? There his underlings, his personal pocket of warriors. Bowser doesn't know jack about them, it makes perfect sense.
Eighteenth, needed an even number. End of response.

Achuickakuickyally Tails Was In The First Sonic Movie

It's Dark because a Luma says "The only way out of Jail is to Die."

And Bowser Never Talks. He Roars.

And Tails and Knuckles were in the Sonic Movie. The Second one.

So, Yah. We Get a Mario Movie. Big Deal.
But Guess what? There are Some Things Most People don't realize about it.

So, First. Donkey Kong Talks. That is Not Normal Compared to the Real DK.
Second, He Uses the Fire Flower. DK Uses the Fire Flower. DK USES THE FIRE FLOWER????  Why does DK use the Fire Flower? That is even more Not Normal than Him Talking.
They Have Every Mario Kart Character but Wario and Waluigi.
Third, Wario, and Waluigi. C'mon, Wario and Waluigi would be Perfect for the Movie.
Forth, Luigi Gets Captured, but Not Peach. Woah Woah Woah! Hold the Phone! Peach doesn't get Captured? And Luigi Does? What is this? Opposite Land? Peach Always Gets Captured.
Fifth, A Luma is acting Dark. So, in the Movie, Luigi Says, "How Do I Get Out?" A Luma says, "The only way out is the best way of Dying!"
That's Very Dark. Even For a Mario Thing!
Sixth, Why is Mario Kart in it? This isn't a Mario Kart Movie. It's the SUPER Mario Movie. Even if It was. Wario and Waluigi Should be in it. They are known for Being in Mario Kart.
Seventh, Bowser Talks. OMG! Why! Bowser Only Talked in Super Mario Sunshine and the SMB show!
Eighth, Also, Compared to how Accurate Sonic Sounded in the Sonic Movie, Mario Doesn't sound that Accurate in the Movie.
Ninth, Compared to the Mushroom Kingdom in the Games, and to the Movie. There are Way Too many Mushrooms in the Movie.

Ten, Toadsworth (the Mushroom Kingdom Helper), and Toadette (Another Mushroom Kingdom Helper) aren't Present. That's Shocking!
Eleventh, Yoshi Isn't there. WHAT? WHAT? RAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! He's always there.
Twelfth, Mario And Luigi Don't Know they are Brothers. I feel Like Exploding. That is InAccurate to the Video Games.
Thirteenth, Wario And Waluigi aren't there. C'mon Nintendo, They would add a lot of Humor to the Movie!
Fourteenth, Bowser doesn't Know What spinies are. He said, "Spiny's Who every You are." Bowser, You should know what Spinies are. Movie Bowser, You are as Dumb as Patrick Star.

That's All. I'll add more Reasonings When I think of It.