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What weird quotes do you randomly think of
On 2026-05-09 at 12:52:46
"Hello there kind sir! I do believe you have dropped your wallet."
"That's not my wallet"
"Ugh... This is your wallet, I am trying to be a good person and return it to you."
"Return what to who"
*Facepalm*
*Takes out card* "This is your ID, correct??"
"Yes"
"Well I found this ID in this wallet, so this must be... your wallet."
"That makes sense to me!"
"Then take it."
"But it's not my wallet!"
*Audible anger*
"That's not my wallet"
"Ugh... This is your wallet, I am trying to be a good person and return it to you."
"Return what to who"
*Facepalm*
*Takes out card* "This is your ID, correct??"
"Yes"
"Well I found this ID in this wallet, so this must be... your wallet."
"That makes sense to me!"

"Then take it."
"But it's not my wallet!"
*Audible anger*
Okay, goodness lesson number 2. You see someone carrying a heavy package, what do you do?..
Hello, friend! I'm-
*Drops box*
OWW
Oops, sorry.
You-
*Drops box again*
OW
Oops
Y E A H, YOU BUTTER-FINGERED PINK THING!!
What's in that box anyhow?!
My wallets!
This is how I feel whenever I talk to my sixth-grader little brother fr
1On 2026-05-08 at 14:02:47
Saw this one magnet at a friend's house once
"I find your lack of flakes disturbing."
"I find your lack of flakes disturbing."

Got a laugh from me. "I find your lack of flakes disturbing" should get an award.
On 2026-05-07 at 11:54:59
Yo bee me, ME BEE - King of Skill
Haha we’ve contracted a Vern Virus - King of Skill
Brent that was so mean of your uncle to throw that at me - TCNick3
YO NICK THERES YOUR FRIEND -King of Skill
BRO THATS LITERALLY YOUR NEIGHBOR I DONT WANNA HEAR YOU - TCNick3
Vernias watch out! - TCNick3 and Sophist
Yo editor insert donkey kong beaver - King of Skill
Yo that bird is literally TCNick3’s relative - King of Skill
Dry bones for smash - Odyssey Central
Vernias! You're pink! - TCNick3
Ah yes, yes i am - Vernias
Ew birdo get that off my screen, brent quick, change the screen - TCNick3
You guys just hate beautiful people, sincerely - Vernias
SMASHY BROOOOOOOOOOOS - All 4 Party Crashers
Haha we’ve contracted a Vern Virus - King of Skill
Brent that was so mean of your uncle to throw that at me - TCNick3
YO NICK THERES YOUR FRIEND -King of Skill
BRO THATS LITERALLY YOUR NEIGHBOR I DONT WANNA HEAR YOU - TCNick3
Vernias watch out! - TCNick3 and Sophist
Yo editor insert donkey kong beaver - King of Skill
Yo that bird is literally TCNick3’s relative - King of Skill
Dry bones for smash - Odyssey Central
Vernias! You're pink! - TCNick3
Ah yes, yes i am - Vernias
Ew birdo get that off my screen, brent quick, change the screen - TCNick3
You guys just hate beautiful people, sincerely - Vernias
SMASHY BROOOOOOOOOOOS - All 4 Party Crashers
I know you, @-GamerGuy- , and @DiamondStone are siblings, but are you mentioned Party Crashers? Because I know @-GamerGuy- mentioned them earlier.
On 2026-05-05 at 12:40:25
"Do you want to run this ship, Jayne?" "Yes." "…Well, you - you can't."
Mal & Jayne, Serenity
"My food is problematic."
River, Firefly
"No power in the 'verse can stop me."
River (And technically Kaylee), Firefly
"Screw this, I'm making it out!"
Kaylee, Serenity
Just a bunch of quotes from the TV show Firefly and its movie Serenity, if anyone knows what those are.
Mal & Jayne, Serenity
"My food is problematic."
River, Firefly
"No power in the 'verse can stop me."
River (And technically Kaylee), Firefly
"Screw this, I'm making it out!"
Kaylee, Serenity
Just a bunch of quotes from the TV show Firefly and its movie Serenity, if anyone knows what those are.
On 2026-04-13 at 12:27:04
"Forget the buckets, get me a shotgun." -Lackadaisy
On 2026-04-11 at 04:22:12
I said in the official suggestion topic, page 20, message 2:
"Even if they add it, you wouldn't be able to unlock it LMAO", while answering to collabvm6, a banned account.
Proof is here, read all of the message to understand
👇
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/topic.php?topic=17962&page=20
"Even if they add it, you wouldn't be able to unlock it LMAO", while answering to collabvm6, a banned account.
Proof is here, read all of the message to understand
👇
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/topic.php?topic=17962&page=20
WHOA THERE. Not expecting that at 9:30 PM lmao
On 2026-04-07 at 04:43:27
Just going through the Amazing Digital Circus roster
"Tell daddy Bubble why bad thing?" (Bubble)
"Be quiet! I can't hear the escalator." (Jax)
"Made with all the love that I'm legally allowed to give." (Bubble)
"And Zooble becomes straight!" (Jax)
"Oh, Pomni's off flirting with one of the customers." (Jax)
"Oh yay I'm not a vegan anymore." (Jax)
"I just really want to fire a tommy gun while laughing maniacally." (Gangle)
"I'm right behind you aren't I?" (Kinger)
"DOOOOOOOODE NOOOOOOOO THEY TOOK EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!" (Orange Fish)
"🎶It's news to meeeee that it's news to yooooooou...🎶" (Caine)
"I'm having a [babbles]" (Bubble)
And that's all I can think of. Please say if you have more funny TADC quotes!
"Tell daddy Bubble why bad thing?" (Bubble)
"Be quiet! I can't hear the escalator." (Jax)
"Made with all the love that I'm legally allowed to give." (Bubble)
"And Zooble becomes straight!" (Jax)
"Oh, Pomni's off flirting with one of the customers." (Jax)
"Oh yay I'm not a vegan anymore." (Jax)
"I just really want to fire a tommy gun while laughing maniacally." (Gangle)
"I'm right behind you aren't I?" (Kinger)
"DOOOOOOOODE NOOOOOOOO THEY TOOK EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!" (Orange Fish)
"🎶It's news to meeeee that it's news to yooooooou...🎶" (Caine)
"I'm having a [babbles]" (Bubble)
And that's all I can think of. Please say if you have more funny TADC quotes!
Previous usernames
On 2026-06-29 at 12:38:50
I've been here over a year now, and I've had three previous usernames before this one:
@explorers557 , because that's my Roblox username
@il-verde-from-paradox , because Il Verde is my favorite character from Doors fangame Paradox.
@explorers_and_verde_557 , because that was when I decided I wanted my username to be my OC and Verde but before I decided dashes were better in between words.
Now, I am @explorers-and-verde-557 , and that's probably not gonna change for a while.
@explorers557 , because that's my Roblox username
@il-verde-from-paradox , because Il Verde is my favorite character from Doors fangame Paradox.
@explorers_and_verde_557 , because that was when I decided I wanted my username to be my OC and Verde but before I decided dashes were better in between words.
Now, I am @explorers-and-verde-557 , and that's probably not gonna change for a while.
GD Topic cuz why not
On 2026-04-12 at 05:18:07
OMG IM NOT THE ONLY GD NERD 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 i lowkey suck at the game itself but my fav level is probably The Eschaton by Xender Game or of course Limbo or Orbit
Stupid Item Ideas.
On 2026-05-04 at 12:09:20
Oh dear lord. What have I stumbled upon? If I ever make a YouTube channel I swear I'm scrolling through this page, GD Colon-style, and just reading everything on here.
What your MKWorld character says about you
On 2026-06-28 at 13:17:47
bowser jr's always my go-to, guess you saw right through my facade of being 100 years old… dang it…
2/!\ DEPARTURE OR HIATUS NOTICES / ANNONCES DE DÉPARTS OU DE PAUSES
On 2026-06-18 at 13:18:24
Well you guys, I believe a solution has been forgotten, and there is no more Mario Kart on MKPC for me. I will still be active on the forums, but PLEASE, nobody message me in DM's about playing, or invite me to a race, because it will result in a "No." Sorry but ig it's happenin' :|
1On 2026-05-31 at 14:39:28
So the Boomerang Flower Update has caused my iPad to crash, and currently whenever I try to play any sort of race - like literally any race - the screen just goes black. I honestly don't see a point in MKPC if you can't play the game it was made for. Currently me and Nodac are working on a solve, but until then, don't be surprised if I'm not super active on the forum. This doesn't mean I'll be completely gone, I just won't be checking in every day like I did. Thank you for your time.
1Mario Kart 8 Deluxe: REVIVAL
On 2026-06-24 at 14:28:21
Hello, MKPCians. Today I’ll start on a fanfic called: Mario Kart 8 Deluxe: REVIVAL
Yes, it will be a Mario Kart themed fanfic. Character submissions will be open until June 24th. You can put up to 2 characters only, but you can insert more than that and I’ll select the best 2 in my opinion.
Note: Fanfic writing will be slow, due to summer break. I plan to make this long, so when school starts back up again, I’ll write this more often. Insert ya characters NOW (jk)
Yes, it will be a Mario Kart themed fanfic. Character submissions will be open until June 24th. You can put up to 2 characters only, but you can insert more than that and I’ll select the best 2 in my opinion.
Note: Fanfic writing will be slow, due to summer break. I plan to make this long, so when school starts back up again, I’ll write this more often. Insert ya characters NOW (jk)
I don't always sign up for these but I'm bored so why not lol
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Name: Daisankor (but no one knows how to pronounce that, so he goes by Dayzi for short)
Color: Royal Blue
Gender: Male (he/him)
Appearance: 17-year-old boy from the eastern US with long brown hair, brown eyes, a thin mustache, and a thin beard as well
Combo: Middleweight (specifically Yoshi/Daisy/Peach/Birdo stats) + pink City Tripper + red roller tires. He also owns a Mr. Scooty that he often will switch to if he is doing poorly
Personality:
- Shy, rarely talks unless he needs to
- Often gets nervous during conversations that certain people will make fun of him and thus he can be easily pressured into changing his mind and apologizing for his "mistake" when asked to explain the reason for his opinions or actions
- Very pessimistic.
- Lacks self-confidence. He will often say or think things like "there's no way I'll ever win this considering lu" before a race when in reality he's considerably better at racing than most people on the track
- Sometimes a bit over-reliant on shock when bagging, but nonetheless good at pulling and using said shock (I know you're not a Lounge player like I am and probably don't know which tracks to bag on so I'll say for reference: Mario Kart Stadium, GBA Snow Land and SNES Mario Circuit 3 are his favorite tracks to bag)
- Despite (and somewhat resulting of) his lack of self-confidence, he is very much focused on improving his faults. His nightly routine consists of practicing alone on the next day's tracks (often for multiple hours) He gets home very late, watches highlights of the previous day's races to pick out where he went wrong, and then falls asleep while thinking about how to improve said mistakes
- Often uses fancy competitive Mario Kart terms by accident without realizing it (such as referring to the players in the race as the "lu" (meaning lineup)), then quickly corrects himself when he realizes very few people know what he is talking about
Other info:
- He had previously raced in competitive tournaments (and even won a few of them) for over a year from 2023-2024 and despite two years of almost complete racing inactivity, he is still very good at running most of the tracks, in fact abnormally so on GBA Boo Lake. He prefers to keep his past experience a secret though and will deny it when asked about it unless pressured into it
- His main strategy is to try to stay in mid-high spots (around 3rd-5th) for the first lap, pull a Mushroom or Super Horn, then unleash his full racing potential and catch up to 1st without using any items so he can have an item to dodge a blue shell with.
- Getting Target-Shocked while he is taking a Mushroom shortcut will make him RAGE like you've never seen him before. If the same person Target-Shocks him multiple times on the same race, then for the rest of the race he will not be trying to win but in fact be targeting the person who used the Shock with his items to make sure he/she gets dead last.
- Other than racing, he enjoys playing video games, trying new foods, going camping, composing his own music, playing the piano, and chilling by himself in his room doing absolutely nothing. He refuses to play the piano in front of people though as he claims he is bad at it
Holy moly. Someone's had this character in their head a while.
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2On 2026-06-11 at 13:22:56
Same two characters I insert for everything.
EXPLORERS:
Species: Non-human, but human shaped. Unknown what the name of their species is, but they are transparent and have a cat mask that's practically always worn.
Personality: Sarcastic, deadpan stupid jokes, knows how to entertain a crowd but mostly sticks to themselves, probably the hugest rage gamer you'll ever meet, also a huge nerd, rude in the nicest way possible. Pronouns they/them.
Favorite color: Navy (#2c0977)
Kart setup, using MK8DX options: Standard ATV, Ancient Wheels, Gold Glider
PIKO (name wip):
Species: Light-blue Biddybud.
Personality: A bouncy bundle of happiness and joy. He can cheer up anyone in the room almost instantly, unless they're clinically depressed. He loves making friends and seeing new places. He dreams of traveling the world one day - maybe even beyond the world. He loves ramen. Pronouns he/him.
Favorite color: Sky blue (#01c7fc)
Kart setup, using MK8DX options: Biddybuggy, Azure Roller, Paper Glider
EXPLORERS:
Species: Non-human, but human shaped. Unknown what the name of their species is, but they are transparent and have a cat mask that's practically always worn.
Personality: Sarcastic, deadpan stupid jokes, knows how to entertain a crowd but mostly sticks to themselves, probably the hugest rage gamer you'll ever meet, also a huge nerd, rude in the nicest way possible. Pronouns they/them.
Favorite color: Navy (#2c0977)
Kart setup, using MK8DX options: Standard ATV, Ancient Wheels, Gold Glider
PIKO (name wip):
Species: Light-blue Biddybud.
Personality: A bouncy bundle of happiness and joy. He can cheer up anyone in the room almost instantly, unless they're clinically depressed. He loves making friends and seeing new places. He dreams of traveling the world one day - maybe even beyond the world. He loves ramen. Pronouns he/him.
Favorite color: Sky blue (#01c7fc)
Kart setup, using MK8DX options: Biddybuggy, Azure Roller, Paper Glider
What Are You?
On 2026-06-11 at 13:05:18
Lived in one city in Illinois (if you didn't know Illinois is one of the United States, and it's the one most migrated to) my whole life, but for my historic roots, I'm mostly German on my mom's side and Danish on my dad's side. I'm technically the prince of Denmark, because 10 generations in a row, I'm the first son of a first son, and that 10th generation was king of Denmark.
1What your favorite track says about you (subjective)
On 2026-05-09 at 12:50:11
Apparently I don't exist, MC3 is my favorite :/
1Making Your Profile Picture in my Profile Picture style!
On 2026-04-13 at 11:33:38
Interesting idea, real original! I won't submit my profile for two reasons (1: I made the character, his name's Explorers; 2: as crappy as it is, I feel like it gives vibes of me) but I want you to know I think this is a really good and friendly idea to create profiles for fellow forum users. 

1How MKPC TRIGGERS you.
On 2026-04-27 at 12:54:32
why do the snes bowser castles not have walls??
OH MY LORD PREACH. I cannot STAND those races with no walls and that's the only reason I still don't have a gold in those cups.
(also i get you wrote this ages ago i just saw it now)
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