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On 2025-02-10 at 18:43:19
I remind you one last time that I would rather see peace.
just edit your message instead of posting 5 god damn times in a row but you will not get peace, you lost that opportunity a long time ago when you so called blinded everyone and just evaded death because of your stupid excuses. To avoid your god damn monkeys, we’ll use air travel instead. @Pepzi, I’ll also give you like 5 million whoppers or something idk but I’m gonna need your finest armour and weapons recommendations.
Bro, the dome of pure acid. Do you like being melted alive or something?
Cool, how about I explode it, build a barrier around your country while you die in the most agonising way possible with zero escape
On 2025-02-10 at 17:42:45
I remind you one last time that I would rather see peace.
just edit your message instead of posting 5 god damn times in a row but you will not get peace, you lost that opportunity a long time ago when you so called blinded everyone and just evaded death because of your stupid excuses. To avoid your god damn monkeys, we’ll use air travel instead. @Pepzi, I’ll also give you like 5 million whoppers or something idk but I’m gonna need your finest armour and weapons recommendations.
On 2025-02-09 at 21:02:13
Will these potions be applicable for guns?
Sure, say which potion you want and if you want it on the gun itself (potion only works when you hit someone with the gun) or on a pack of bullets (potion only works when shot)
Would I theoretically be able to combine the two options together
If you want on the gun and on the bullets, you would have to pay separate
Do potions work on armour too, cuz if so, firstly I’ve like to have the highest feather falling enchantment for boots (this is for the army btw)
They do. Each feather falling will be 15 whoppers... since you want me to enchant armor with it, 5 whoppers... W$20,00 each
I’ll send the money
On 2025-02-09 at 20:35:55
Will these potions be applicable for guns?
Sure, say which potion you want and if you want it on the gun itself (potion only works when you hit someone with the gun) or on a pack of bullets (potion only works when shot)
Would I theoretically be able to combine the two options together
If you want on the gun and on the bullets, you would have to pay separate
Do potions work on armour too, cuz if so, firstly I’ve like to have the highest feather falling enchantment for boots (this is for the army btw)
On 2025-02-09 at 20:28:06
Will these potions be applicable for guns?
Sure, say which potion you want and if you want it on the gun itself (potion only works when you hit someone with the gun) or on a pack of bullets (potion only works when shot)
Would I theoretically be able to combine the two options together
On 2025-02-09 at 20:20:59
Also, this comment will now be the main space for my shop, as this comment will be updated everytime I sell something new, it will also be the place for you to check the prices and queue my products (to queue a product, react with the emoji the product says, when I give you the product, please take the reaction off so I can know if you want another one of the same).
(Product|Cost|Reaction to queue)
Bat|W$10,00|open mouth happy face
Knife|W$25,00|close mouth happy face
Axe|W$20,00|one eye closed face
Bow|W$25,00|slight laugh face
Blowgun|W$20,00|top right tear face
Arrow|W$2,00 each|heart (specify how many)
Blowdarts|W$1,00 each|heart eyes face (specify how many)
Annoyance liquid|W$10,00|party hat face
Potion|W$1,00~W$50,00 (price depends on option)|tongue out face (ask me the potion and I give you a price)
Weapon enchantment|potion's price+W$5,00|sunglasses face
Tomorrow I'll start a 5 days vacation off of the internet, so you'll only start getting stuff saturday
Will these potions be applicable for guns?
On 2025-02-08 at 14:59:50
Armoured trains containing top class personnel are heading into Tree Land.
On 2025-02-08 at 11:26:15
This kinda shows that MKPCians would be terrible at being in charge of any civilization, whether large or small
What you mean lad I’m a top tier businessman
On 2025-02-08 at 09:03:57
@Fiery if you become hamburglar (i voted for u), then we can spend some of my property market money on the @DLC10 Manhunt
Yo I’m still in power until the election results come in so it’s best to do right now
you are winning the election
Well we may as well invade his country, I got attack helicopters, high class navy boats, drones, shi gonna go boom
On 2025-02-07 at 22:02:27
Im making a medical city on another chunk of land where theres a crivility centre and some hospitals, pharmacies n shi
On 2025-02-07 at 17:56:01
I use my coolness to make 2 brothers hate each other and start a war in New Mexico over gravel
The New Mexicans are trying to invade us therefore I bring us to their war
You didnt get the reference... 🤦♀️
Ok??? Do I care? No we’re at FUCKING WAR

Oh yay you guys are joking about video games you havent played for like the 6th time
cough cough im an ex tf2ber cough cough
doesnt excuse mnl then

On 2025-02-07 at 17:55:28
Everyone remember that Grandmast3r snuck into people’s houses without consent + this guy should be dead anyway
On 2025-02-06 at 17:38:27
I use my coolness to make 2 brothers hate each other and start a war in New Mexico over gravel
The New Mexicans are trying to invade us therefore I bring us to their war
You didnt get the reference... 🤦♀️
Ok??? Do I care? No we’re at FUCKING WAR

Oh yay you guys are joking about video games you havent played for like the 6th time

On 2025-02-05 at 22:38:04
tf2 are u lot yapping about
the funny
Thats not a fucking answer
On 2025-02-05 at 21:45:17
tf are u lot yapping about
On 2025-02-05 at 19:28:43
I use my coolness to make 2 brothers hate each other and start a war in New Mexico over gravel
The New Mexicans are trying to invade us therefore I bring us to their war
You didnt get the reference... 🤦♀️
Ok??? Do I care? No we’re at FUCKING WAR
On 2025-02-05 at 17:21:28
I use my coolness to make 2 brothers hate each other and start a war in New Mexico over gravel
The New Mexicans are trying to invade us therefore I bring us to their war

On 2025-02-03 at 17:11:33

That joke was so shit I want to nuke your god damn city
On 2025-02-01 at 20:58:38
i invent chess
is this the prequel to anarchy chess