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8583 pts ★ ExpertOn 2025-03-10 at 21:24:14
suddenly, a sprout pops out of the sand in a warm beach... what can this sprout be? where did it come from? and, if it IS what i think it is, what will the lil' guy do?
oh hey a funny looking sprout!!
hmm... it would look cool if i blow this up
*explosion sound*
On 2025-03-10 at 20:24:32
I start a new MAGAZINE:
GLITCHED IS SUSPECTED OF MENTAL ILLNESS
@Glitched, a citizen of this nation, is repeatedly blowing up random things, despite attempts by the hamburglar and the first policeman to stop it. If you see him, RUN.
Proverbs:
A wise woman once said: "**** this ****; and she lived happily ever after."
GLITCHED IS SUSPECTED OF MENTAL ILLNESS
@Glitched, a citizen of this nation, is repeatedly blowing up random things, despite attempts by the hamburglar and the first policeman to stop it. If you see him, RUN.
Proverbs:
A wise woman once said: "**** this ****; and she lived happily ever after."
Me?!? im FINE. also heres some news
1On 2025-03-10 at 19:35:07
Anyways let's move on from that fiasco, I'm gonna go build a police centre and a prison for people who commit crimes.
Speaking of, let's establish some.
1. Breaking and entering
2. Theft
3. Kidnapping
4. Murder
5. Assault
6. It doesn't matter if it was unsuccessful attempts, you still will be prosecuted.
7. No toadism or I'll bang you up personally (discrimination against Toads)
8. The Vice President can also bill laws
Speaking of, let's establish some.
1. Breaking and entering
2. Theft
3. Kidnapping
4. Murder
5. Assault
6. It doesn't matter if it was unsuccessful attempts, you still will be prosecuted.
7. No toadism or I'll bang you up personally (discrimination against Toads)
8. The Vice President can also bill laws
I explode both of them
1On 2025-03-10 at 01:52:00
I have a super wepon that goes of in 71 hours
On 2025-03-10 at 01:46:03
I rebuild my house with 2 stories, but this time black with the top still shaped like a yoshi. I make it invincible. And I house my army in the basement.
I launch it into space.
oh also I made a super weapon that should go of in 3 days. its hidden so no one can find it.
I rebuild my house in the style of a 1-up mushroom.
I tried eating it but its not as tasty as a real one up mushroom.
On 2025-03-10 at 01:42:28
I rebuild my house with 2 stories, but this time black with the top still shaped like a yoshi. I make it invincible. And I house my army in the basement.
I launch it into space.
oh also I made a super weapon that should go of in 3 days. its hidden so no one can find it.
On 2025-03-10 at 01:33:30
I stop the production of planes and tanks to use for something else...
On 2025-03-10 at 01:28:35
I declare war on everybody and put robot tanks
and planes in mass production
and planes in mass production
I create an army of Super Bell Toads with Wild Wings and win. And I delete your save data so you can't travel back.
I make more planes and drop a nuke and them.
...why not just nuke everywhare?
On 2025-03-10 at 01:22:15
I declare war on everybody and put robot tanks
and planes in mass production
and planes in mass production
1On 2025-03-10 at 01:20:15
I rebuid my house from memory for the third time and ban @TheTruePro100 from making power plants and delete previous save data so you can't go back in time.
I explode the house.
Stop blowing things up! Its so annoying. Just blow something else up, like your computer so you don’t say this stuff anymore.
I automatically unban myself from making power plants and build power plants on every square inch of land in the flatlands
i delete save data to remove the power plants
I ban @TheTruePro100 and rebuild my house and fireproof it so it doesn't get blown up again
I eat your house
On 2025-03-09 at 22:50:31
I rebuid my house from memory for the third time and ban @TheTruePro100 from making power plants and delete previous save data so you can't go back in time.
I explode the house.
On 2025-03-09 at 21:19:42
I build a giant tv on top of my house
i steal the tv
i explode the tv
1On 2025-03-09 at 21:12:51
note: the burger power plant is temporarily down due to missing ingredients. it will be back up once i can find some cheese, fish, and beef.
I blow up the power plant
COULD YOU LIKE NOT FOR ONE DAY
but i like blowing stuff up
Blow yourself up then.
I've tried that but its not as fun
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11On 2025-03-09 at 19:58:53
note: the burger power plant is temporarily down due to missing ingredients. it will be back up once i can find some cheese, fish, and beef.
I blow up the power plant
COULD YOU LIKE NOT FOR ONE DAY
but i like blowing stuff up
On 2025-03-09 at 19:56:41
I make a nuke factory
On 2025-03-09 at 19:56:14
note: the burger power plant is temporarily down due to missing ingredients. it will be back up once i can find some cheese, fish, and beef.
I blow up the power plant
On 2025-03-09 at 18:43:49
I find out how to mass produce nuclear weapons.
I destroy the nuclear weapons
I make more
On 2025-03-09 at 18:26:54
I find out how to mass produce nuclear weapons.
On 2025-03-09 at 18:00:46
I open a news company.
here's the first news.
here's the first news.
On 2025-03-09 at 17:37:19
I am building a big tower that stores food
Haha all of the food is mine
i punch you square in the face and rob you of all your food and use a syringe to suck out all your blood and give the food back to world record
I blow up the food
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