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14274 pts ★ ChampionOn 2025-04-27 at 00:34:10
Chuck Norris can find out how long he sleeps by putting a ruler under his pillow
On 2025-04-20 at 01:50:55
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
1On 2025-04-20 at 01:43:07
Chuck Norris can drown a fish
1On 2025-04-19 at 20:08:14
Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the world down
1On 2025-04-19 at 18:42:26
Chuck Norris can speak Braille
On 2025-04-19 at 18:35:36
Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice
On 2025-04-19 at 17:16:48
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle
Dropping the time trials
On 2025-06-29 at 12:23:21
pixel is leaving because southcat locked his i calculated top 5 200cc AFs topic so @Hazelicity cant just be happy about what she has done.
Or just accept the fact that I'm not a brainless monkey who spends day after day on time trials for the sake of getting good times? I respect the competitive aspect of the game mode, but I'm starting to lose interest and I would rather spend my free time doing stuff and playing games that I actually enjoy. I think you're narrow-minded.
1On 2025-06-09 at 22:18:35
Very long break or stopping the time trials indefinitely because I find it boring. I realised that I'm just going to be wasting my time grinding tracks I don't even like on both 150cc and 200cc.
Stop associating my name with the time trials scene please. I've had my run and it's time to quit.
Stop associating my name with the time trials scene please. I've had my run and it's time to quit.
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1Post your Favourite Song Lyrics
On 2024-04-11 at 01:31:31
Through the Fire and Flames ~ DragonForce
On a cold winter morning
In the time before the light
In flames of death's eternal reign
We ride towards the fight
When the darkness has fallen down
And the times are tough alright
The sound of evil laughter falls
Around the world tonight
Fighting hard, fighting on for the steel
Through the wastelands evermore
The scattered souls will feel the hell
Bodies wasted on the shores
On the blackest plains in Hell's domain
We watch them as they go
Through the fire and pain and once again we know
So now we fly ever free
We're free before the thunderstorm
On towards the wilderness
Our quest carries on
Far beyond the sundown
Far beyond the moonlight
Deep inside our hearts and all our souls
So far away we wait for the day
For the lives all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on
As the red day is dawning
And the lightning cracks the sky
They'll raise their hands to the heavens above
With resentment in their eyes
Running back through the mid morning light
There's a burning in my heart
We're banished from a time in a fallen land
To a life beyond the stars
In your darkest dreams see to believe
Our destiny is time
And endlessly we'll all be free tonight
And on the wings of a dream
So far beyond reality
All alone in desperation
Now the time has gone
Lost inside you'll never find
Lost within my own mind
Day after day this misery must go on
So far away we wait for the day
For the lives all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on
So far away we wait for the day
For the lives all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on
On a cold winter morning
In the time before the light
In flames of death's eternal reign
We ride towards the fight
When the darkness has fallen down
And the times are tough alright
The sound of evil laughter falls
Around the world tonight
Fighting hard, fighting on for the steel
Through the wastelands evermore
The scattered souls will feel the hell
Bodies wasted on the shores
On the blackest plains in Hell's domain
We watch them as they go
Through the fire and pain and once again we know
So now we fly ever free
We're free before the thunderstorm
On towards the wilderness
Our quest carries on
Far beyond the sundown
Far beyond the moonlight
Deep inside our hearts and all our souls
So far away we wait for the day
For the lives all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on
As the red day is dawning
And the lightning cracks the sky
They'll raise their hands to the heavens above
With resentment in their eyes
Running back through the mid morning light
There's a burning in my heart
We're banished from a time in a fallen land
To a life beyond the stars
In your darkest dreams see to believe
Our destiny is time
And endlessly we'll all be free tonight
And on the wings of a dream
So far beyond reality
All alone in desperation
Now the time has gone
Lost inside you'll never find
Lost within my own mind
Day after day this misery must go on
So far away we wait for the day
For the lives all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on
So far away we wait for the day
For the lives all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on
OH NO NO FUCK NO NOT THROUGH THE FIRE AND FLAMES
On 2024-03-31 at 08:49:50
I usually hate musicals but fuck this hits hard
There's also this song. Maturity warning!
On 2024-03-31 at 08:40:28
I usually hate musicals but fuck this hits hard
On 2024-03-26 at 08:38:27
BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
Uhm, what the hell are you talking about?
Some kind of dumbass meme that Gen Z likes.
Gotye - Somebody I used to know
2On 2024-03-26 at 08:37:09
BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing 🎶
On 2024-03-20 at 09:05:46
2On 2024-02-22 at 08:23:23
Mai-ha-hi
Mai-ha-hu
Mai-ha-ha
Mai-ha-ha-ha
Mai-ha-hi
Mai-ha-hu
Mai-ha-ha
Mai-ha-ha-ha
Alo, salut,
Sunt eu, un haiduc
Și te rog, iubirea mea, primește fericirea.
Alo, alo,
Sunt eu, Picasso,
Ți-am dat bip
și sunt voinic,
dar să știi, nu-ți cer nimic.
Vrei să pleci, dar nu mă, nu mă iei,
Nu mă, nu mă iei,
Nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei ,
Chipul tău și dragostea din tei
Mi-amintesc de ochii tăi
Vrei să pleci, dar nu mă, nu mă iei,
Nu mă, nu mă iei,
Nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei ,
Chipul tău și dragostea din tei
Mi-amintesc de ochii tăi
Te sun să-ți spun
ce simt acum,
Alo, iubirea mea, sunt eu, fericirea.
Alo, alo,
sunt iarăși eu, Picasso,
Ți-am dat bip, și sunt voinic
Dar să știi nu-ți cer nimic.
Vrei să pleci, dar nu mă, nu mă iei,
Nu mă, nu mă iei,
Nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei,
Chipul tău și dragostea din tei
Mi-amintesc de ochii tăi.
Vrei să pleci, dar nu mă, nu mă iei,
Nu mă, nu mă iei,
Nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei,
Chipul tău și dragostea din tei
Mi-amintesc de ochii tăi.
Mai-ha-hi
Mai-ha-hu
Mai-ha-ha
Mai-ha-ha-ha
Mai-ha-hi
Mai-ha-hu
Mai-ha-ha
Mai-ha-ha-ha
Vrei să pleci, dar nu mă, nu mă iei
Nu mă, nu mă iei
Nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei,
Chipul tău și dragostea din tei,
Mi-amintesc de ochii tăi.
Vrei să pleci, dar nu mă, nu mă iei
Nu mă, nu mă iei
Nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei,
Chipul tău și dragostea din tei,
Mi-amintesc de ochii tăi.
Mai-ha-hu
Mai-ha-ha
Mai-ha-ha-ha
Mai-ha-hi
Mai-ha-hu
Mai-ha-ha
Mai-ha-ha-ha
Alo, salut,
Sunt eu, un haiduc
Și te rog, iubirea mea, primește fericirea.
Alo, alo,
Sunt eu, Picasso,
Ți-am dat bip
și sunt voinic,
dar să știi, nu-ți cer nimic.
Vrei să pleci, dar nu mă, nu mă iei,
Nu mă, nu mă iei,
Nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei ,
Chipul tău și dragostea din tei
Mi-amintesc de ochii tăi
Vrei să pleci, dar nu mă, nu mă iei,
Nu mă, nu mă iei,
Nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei ,
Chipul tău și dragostea din tei
Mi-amintesc de ochii tăi
Te sun să-ți spun
ce simt acum,
Alo, iubirea mea, sunt eu, fericirea.
Alo, alo,
sunt iarăși eu, Picasso,
Ți-am dat bip, și sunt voinic
Dar să știi nu-ți cer nimic.
Vrei să pleci, dar nu mă, nu mă iei,
Nu mă, nu mă iei,
Nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei,
Chipul tău și dragostea din tei
Mi-amintesc de ochii tăi.
Vrei să pleci, dar nu mă, nu mă iei,
Nu mă, nu mă iei,
Nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei,
Chipul tău și dragostea din tei
Mi-amintesc de ochii tăi.
Mai-ha-hi
Mai-ha-hu
Mai-ha-ha
Mai-ha-ha-ha
Mai-ha-hi
Mai-ha-hu
Mai-ha-ha
Mai-ha-ha-ha
Vrei să pleci, dar nu mă, nu mă iei
Nu mă, nu mă iei
Nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei,
Chipul tău și dragostea din tei,
Mi-amintesc de ochii tăi.
Vrei să pleci, dar nu mă, nu mă iei
Nu mă, nu mă iei
Nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei,
Chipul tău și dragostea din tei,
Mi-amintesc de ochii tăi.
On 2024-02-17 at 20:38:35
On 2024-02-12 at 10:28:25
505 - Arctic Monkeys
I'm going back to 505
If it's a 7 hour flight or a 45 minute drive
In my imagination you're waiting lying on your side
With your hands between your thighs
Stop and wait a sec
Oh when you look at me like that my darling
What did you expect
I probably still adore you with your hands around my neck
Or I did last time I checked
Not shy of a spark
A knife twists at the thought that I should fall short of the mark
Frightened by the bite though its no harsher than the bark
Middle of adventure, such a perfect place to start
I'm going back to 505
If it's a 7 hour flight or a 45 minute drive
In my imagination you're waiting lying on your side
With your hands between your thighs
But I crumble completely when you cry
It seems like once again you've had to greet me with goodbye
I'm always just about to go and spoil a surprise
Take my hands off of your eyes too soon
I'm going back to 505
If it's a 7 hour flight or a 45 minute drive
In my imagination you're waiting lying on your side
With your hands between your thighs
...and a smile
I'm going back to 505
If it's a 7 hour flight or a 45 minute drive
In my imagination you're waiting lying on your side
With your hands between your thighs
Stop and wait a sec
Oh when you look at me like that my darling
What did you expect
I probably still adore you with your hands around my neck
Or I did last time I checked
Not shy of a spark
A knife twists at the thought that I should fall short of the mark
Frightened by the bite though its no harsher than the bark
Middle of adventure, such a perfect place to start
I'm going back to 505
If it's a 7 hour flight or a 45 minute drive
In my imagination you're waiting lying on your side
With your hands between your thighs
But I crumble completely when you cry
It seems like once again you've had to greet me with goodbye
I'm always just about to go and spoil a surprise
Take my hands off of your eyes too soon
I'm going back to 505
If it's a 7 hour flight or a 45 minute drive
In my imagination you're waiting lying on your side
With your hands between your thighs
...and a smile
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