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Fanfic - Before the Apocalypse (Mature content warning) - The Fanfiction
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6099 pts ★ RacerOn 2025-04-22 at 11:08:25
Hi, may I please request to join this fanfiction?
No you can't, all character slots have been filled, and there's a discussions topic for talking about the fanfic here.
1On 2025-04-21 at 22:30:33
Prologue
Cheesecake Land, Friday 1 February, 22XX, 12:45 pm
Music for this part:
Cheesecake Land, Friday 1 February, 22XX, 12:45 pm
Music for this part:
It's Imbolc Day in Cheesecake Land, and the people are rejoicing in the streets. Fast food stores are chock-full of customers, the forest is lined with those who prefer the ways of those who thrived long ago, and the camaraderie feels as balmy as the midday sun of spring cometh.
Nudgy - Hey Scorchy, are you almost done in there? It's been ages.
Scorchy - Just a minute, Nudge! Uhm...
Nudgy - Quit lollygagging, Red. You've been in there for at least an half hour.
Scorchy - Alright, fine. I'll just take a Barbecued Goony Burger and some fries.
In a matter of minutes, the Pianta working at the till returned with Nudgy's and Scorchy's food.
Nudgy - Took you long enough. I was almost certain that we were going to die of starvation by the time you'd returned.
Scorchy - Stop being so melodramatic, Nudge, we have our food, don't we?
Nudgy - I'm almost certain you don't even know what "melodramatic" means.
Scorchy - Let's just get home and agree to not talk to each other ever again.
Nudgy - That was melodramatic of you, but good riddance.
Whilst Scorchy and Nudgy walked through Icemilk City, K was watching his favourite show in the comfort of his and Aphel's house: Robobot Wars.
K - Aphel, come quickly! Robobot Wars is about to start!
Aphel - One second, I'm just preparing the sandwiches.
K - Alright, but I'll start it without you if you tarry!
The announcer, MC Dedede, appeared on TV shortly after Aphel had made the sandwiches. The two teenage boys watched intently, completely engrossed in their favourite TV show.
Dedede - Howdy! It's a beautiful day here on Planet Popstar, and we're here to clobbah them there Robobots! In the ring today, we have two formidable foes, fighting for the hearts of every Robobot fan in the MULTIVERSE! In the west bay, it's everyone's favourite pink pipsqueak posse! Let's hear it for Team KIRBY!
As Team Kirby entered the ring with their makeshift Robobot, the crowd cheered, slightly muffled by the TV's mid-quality speakers. K and Aphel cheered and clapped in unison with the crowd; ever since the show had begun they were fanatical supporters of Team Kirby and their Robobot, Hi-Bandwidth Bandana-D.
Dedede - And in the east bay, it's everyone's beloved brutal bark bruisers! Give it up for Team WHISPY!
As Team Whispy clobbered onto the ring with their bulky mech, the crowd jeered and hollered in unison, some even throwing Maxim Tomatoes onto the ring in distaste for the team of evil trees.
Dedede - Now are you READY, PLANET POPSTAR?! Three...
Aphel - Two...
K - One...
Dedede - Let's FIGHT!
While K and Aphel were enjoying Robobot Wars, Invu took a quick detour to RMV, the local music store, listening to the latest release from Rockman Records.
Invu - This new number is really good... better than Acid Blitz and Impact Landing, at least. Wouldn't say it's as good as Triple Axle, but it's close.
The music blasted through Invu's headphones, but it was soon interrupted by a blaring news flash from the Cheesecake Land government.
Invu - Ugh, a news report from the government? This'd better be important, I don't want to hear Don Piantro's voice when I'm trying to listen to Short Fuse.
Piantro - Ah-heh-hem. I apologise for any disturbances this may cause to the lives of anyone currently living in the Farfalle Gulf region, but the effects of the Efrit virus are becoming more prevalent. It is now obligatory for all members of the public to quarantine.
The report cut to a scene of a van driving through the city square with speakers on. Invu looked petrified, as did many of the other people in the music store.
Government Representative - Authorities are appealing for calm. Isolation is now in effect. Please remain indoors until further notice. I repeat, please remain indoors until further notice.
Invu - Oh my Gods, Scorchy and Nudgy will be there!
Without any second thought, Invu threw off his now-defunct headphones and sprinted to the city square in hopes of finding Scorchy and Nudgy. Nuala, Chloe, Kay-Kay and Twilight had also been alerted of the exponential spread of the virus EFRI-4 Strain X, and had, too, made haste for the city square.
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Invu - Nuala? What are you, Chloe and Kay-Kay doing here, too?
Nuala - Oh, we came here because we weren't sure if you got the memo about the virus. Sure, it's not the safest or smartest thing to do in the midst of a pandemic, but we'd rather know you're safe than leave you lot to perish.
Invu - Well, thanks for the concern, I guess, but where are Nudgy and Red?
Nudgy and Scorchy appeared shortly after, the latter stuffing his face with a burger. Kay-Kay grimaced at the sight of Scorchy's meal.
Kay-Kay - Seriously? A Goony Burger? You both have zero survival instinct whatsoever, clamouring to get a bite to eat when there are people with an easily communicable and very often deadly disease.
Scorchy - But I was hungry...
Nudgy - Since when did you give a shit about us?
Chloe - This really isn't the time to be lamenting over such idiotic things, we need to get to safety, and fast. We don't even know if any one of us is infected.
Nudgy - Now you're being melodramatic. Give me a break.
Nuala - Shut the fuck up, Nudge. This is no time to play the blame game.
Invu - She's out of line, but she's kinda right. We can't stand here blaming each other for everything without actually getting to safety. The poor Piantas, Yoshis and Nokis are hobbling away to their homes in fear.
After Invu spoke, Nudgy fell silent. Shortly after, everyone else, too, fell silent. After what seemed like a harrowing series of hours, Twilight broke the deafening silence.
Twilight - Well... do we have any ideas on where to go now? I don't think it's safe for me or the girls to return to the countryside; it's much too risky. Red's house is too small to even fit another of us inside, and Nudge's reeks of rabbit shit and hamster piss. Invu doesn't even live in this nation, and his hometown is literally overrun with the virus anyway.
Scorchy - What about K and Aphel's house? It's three-storey, so we could all very easily fit in there.
Invu - That's a good start. I don't know if it'd be sustainable in the long-term, but we could go there.
Chloe - I think that'd be a neat idea. They'll let us over, right?
Kay-Kay - I think so. I don't think they'd mind much.
After around 7 minutes of walking, the group reached K and Aphel's house. Nuala knocked on the door shortly after arriving. K opened the door, looking visibly overwhelmed at the sheer number of people at his door.
K - Uhhh, Aphel?
Aphel - What is it, K? I'm trying to brew some chai here.
K - Can you please greet these guys? You know how badly I struggle with large numbers of people...
Aphel stopped brewing the tea, seemingly in understanding of K's introversion.
Aphel - Ah, if it isn't Lely and company. Come in, you must be knackered. It's getting dark and the chai's brewing.
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Invu and company walk into the house. Scorchy, being overstimulated, immediately took off his shoes and started running everywhere, including up the walls.
K - Uh, Red, can you perhaps... not run up the walls? It took me a decently long time to paint them...
Scorchy - Sorry, K...
K - No, it's okay, I just don't want to have to repaint the walls.
Nuala made herself comfortable on the couch, wrapping her arm around Chloe's shoulders.
Nuala - Thanks for letting us stay here, you two.
Aphel - It's quite alright, we just don't like seeing people getting upset over this new virus baloney when we have such a profuse amount of disposable income. Chai, anybody?
Invu politely offered his cup to Aphel, who filled it three-quarters of the way with the tea. Invu sipped his chai, warming his hands gently with the mug.
Invu - So-
Invu was interrupted by the sounds of groaning. Not emotional groaning, it was almost... zombie-like. Kay-Kay glanced out of the window, immediately regretting her decision.
Twilight - Hm? What's up, Kayleigh?
Kay-Kay looked up at Twilight, fear etched across her face.
Kay-Kay - Zombies... they're real... and they're lurking outside on the streets...
Everyone (aside from Kay-Kay) - WHAT?!
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5Video games as clickbait titles
On 2024-12-30 at 07:37:19
SATANISM RITUAL!!!!! BEHIND THE ROOMS FROM ROBLOX!!! CURSE AT 3AM IN BURNING APARTMENT ON FRIDAY 13TH!!!! (TOTALLY 100% COMPLEETLEY REAL!!! ACTUELLY WORKS 2024/2025 CONFIRMED!!!!) (BODYS SWITCHED!!) (HIDDEN TOWN IN MASSIV DANGER!!! NO WITCHES AND/OR GHOST GIRLS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS!! TRUST ME!!!!!) (BLACK CAT BLOBS TOTALY NOT REAL!!!!!!! DONT FIND 10 BECUASE THERES DEFINATLY NOT A SECRET ENDING!!!!!!!!)
This is a really niche point-and-click mobile Gothic/horror game from Peru, so if you don't guess this correctly I wouldn't necessarily be surprised lmfao
Also all of the SPaG errors were intentional
This is a really niche point-and-click mobile Gothic/horror game from Peru, so if you don't guess this correctly I wouldn't necessarily be surprised lmfao
Also all of the SPaG errors were intentional
On 2024-12-02 at 05:17:23
I'll do a game I finished recently
I SPENT 100 DAYS IN THE ARABIAN NIGHTS (WORDS ERASED) (FINDING THE WORLD RINGS)
I SPENT 100 DAYS IN THE ARABIAN NIGHTS (WORDS ERASED) (FINDING THE WORLD RINGS)
This would be Sonic and the Secret Rings
Anyway, here's a few for you to guess:
STOLEN GOLD FROM A FAT YELLOW GERMAN MAN AT 3AM (GONE WRONG!!!) (COPS CALLED!!!) (JUST FOR THE SHITS AND GIGGLES GUYS!!!) (DISCLAIMER: NO PIRATES WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS GAME TRUST ME!!!!!)
RECOVER SPRING IN THE WORLD BY ESCAPING HUNGRY GHOST GIRL AND STEALING EVERYTHING YOU CAN AT 3AM CHALLENGE (GONE WRONG!!!) (SHRINE MAIDENS CALLED!!!) (DISCLAIMER: NO PRECIOUS THINGS WERE STOLEN IN THE MAKING OF THIS GAME TRUST ME!!!!!)
Fanfic - Before the Apocalypse (Mature content warning) - Discussions
On 2025-04-22 at 14:47:55
I want to thank you all for the positive reactions to the Prologue for the fanfic! Currently I'm in the process of writing the first proper Chapter; it should release today.
You can read the fanfic here, and check out basic information about the fanfic (mostly disclaimers and trigger warnings) here: these are pretty important, especially if you're on the younger side of the community or are easily triggered.
You can read the fanfic here, and check out basic information about the fanfic (mostly disclaimers and trigger warnings) here: these are pretty important, especially if you're on the younger side of the community or are easily triggered.
On 2025-04-21 at 22:34:31
Note: PLEASE DO NOT DISCUSS ANYTHING ON THE FANFIC TOPIC. THANK YOU.
This is the final topic I will release in relation to my new fanfic. Please only discuss things related to the fanfic in this topic. Thank you.
This is the final topic I will release in relation to my new fanfic. Please only discuss things related to the fanfic in this topic. Thank you.
Fanfic - Before the Apocalypse (Mature content warning) - Applications & Basic Info
On 2025-04-20 at 17:45:57
Since all of the character slots have been filled, I'm closing applications. The fanfic should start either today or tomorrow on a separate topic. Thank you!
1On 2025-04-19 at 19:44:37
@WorldRecord @-MarioNLuigi-
Concerning your applications: I have reason to believe that you are both not mature enough for this fanfiction, so I apologise, but I shan't include you in the cast.
Might I add that this applies to anyone else who wishes to apply; don't be surprised should I reject your application.
Concerning your applications: I have reason to believe that you are both not mature enough for this fanfiction, so I apologise, but I shan't include you in the cast.
Might I add that this applies to anyone else who wishes to apply; don't be surprised should I reject your application.
1On 2025-04-19 at 19:30:35
Cast:
- Rua
- Twilight
- Invu
- Chloe
- Kay-Kay
- Aphel
- K
- Nudgy
- Scorchy
- Rua
- Twilight
- Invu
- Chloe
- Kay-Kay
- Aphel
- K
- Nudgy
- Scorchy
On 2025-04-19 at 19:23:44
This fanfic will deal with the following themes:
- Implied homophobia and/or transphobia
- Violence and/or bloodshed
- Death and/or murder
- Mental health complications and/or personality disorders
- Implied suicide and/or suicidal ideation
If you feel uncomfortable with any of these topics, I would advise against joining and reading this fanfiction. Thank you for your understanding.
As you can probably fathom from the title, this is basically how I would picture people coping if they knew Armageddon was truly imminent and not just fantasy, and as such, deals with heavy topics as aforementioned.
Here's what I need from you, should you choose to join:
- Name
- Colour
- Personality
- Appearance
I won't go beyond hybrids or homunculi for this fanfic, and also, I don't want any more information besides what I have listed.
- Implied homophobia and/or transphobia
- Violence and/or bloodshed
- Death and/or murder
- Mental health complications and/or personality disorders
- Implied suicide and/or suicidal ideation
If you feel uncomfortable with any of these topics, I would advise against joining and reading this fanfiction. Thank you for your understanding.
As you can probably fathom from the title, this is basically how I would picture people coping if they knew Armageddon was truly imminent and not just fantasy, and as such, deals with heavy topics as aforementioned.
Here's what I need from you, should you choose to join:
- Name
- Colour
- Personality
- Appearance
I won't go beyond hybrids or homunculi for this fanfic, and also, I don't want any more information besides what I have listed.
Meme of 2023
On 2024-05-12 at 09:35:12
question: what is an SAT?
Tests done in UK to determine expected grades (and maybe some other stuff) for secondary school. Doesn't entirely make sense because I'm expected to get greater depth in PE for some written tests
.Why you running in School Bro
He made a genuine meme, maybe you should try that sometime
Also the self-reacting really proves that you know fuck all about what you're saying
5On 2024-05-09 at 05:43:39
Yes but the fact that you're now slandering Max about it is definitely something, like I can very partially understand the anger but when you're slandering someone about it...
22On 2024-05-02 at 08:29:48
I know I ruined Old Meme of the Day. But I found something funny that may be funny to You guys. I think. It's not my Meme, it's a Funny Video.
Help Meh! It's Gone! Nobody Cares. Just Quit the Meme business.
It's Very Funny, for Most of the People I showed it to. I've seen it Before. But the Sound on the Computer I'm using isn't working. So, Hopefully, it's working for you.
It's Not Funny You Immature Meme Maker! You don't Make Good Memes!
I Edited this To Complain about My Memes.
Help Meh! It's Gone! Nobody Cares. Just Quit the Meme business.
It's Very Funny, for Most of the People I showed it to. I've seen it Before. But the Sound on the Computer I'm using isn't working. So, Hopefully, it's working for you.
It's Not Funny You Immature Meme Maker! You don't Make Good Memes!
I Edited this To Complain about My Memes.
I'm Talking to Myself from Last Year just an FYI.
Would You Look Here. It's the Looser who Made the Worst Memes that are as bad as the Philips CDI. Congats Kirby Boy from Last Year. You Won the Award for Most Stupidest Memes in the World. Continue Your Miserable Life Making Stupid Memes.
trust me, now we have way worse things than what you've made last year
I bet Track Stealers is one of them.
Exactly and anyway your memes are much funnier than whatever bullshit is being posted here by TikTok kids, this topic is being overrun by TikToks and edits I swear upon the Morrigan
On 2023-12-17 at 07:46:37
hands down. who wins? the green plumber who submts absolutely nothing to accomplish beating others in any type of situation? or a pink god killer that could destroy the whole universe if it wanted to?
If Luigi does nothing then he's bound to win, so by default I'mma go with my boy Luigi
On 2023-12-16 at 06:34:30
I Doubt Anyone will Find this Funny. Even Though I Do.
11On 2023-11-09 at 06:34:54
character ai shenanigans
WHY IS IT SO LONG
WHY IS IT SO LONG
Leon Kuwata: AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA
On 2023-10-24 at 19:55:58
As a dog owner, this is relatable af
On 2023-09-16 at 23:31:16
'I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world...' yeah, they knew what they were singing about and it wasn't a fucking kid's toy, then there's WAP which literally stands for wet-ass p*ssy, 'Fuck the pain away, my bed is in ruins...' Ohtani-san's mind had to have been in the gutter when he wrote Vandalize (mind you, I have heard people interpret American Girls as being based on a masochistic romance - I can see where they're coming from too), then there's literally most Li'l Peep songs where they're about crack, sex or weed, Asian music isn't safe either as Money is literally dirty as fuck and some of the choreography is genuinely easy to misinterpret, Indian music is fucking ruined because of Bollywood, can't find anything suggestive about Mongolian music as it's mostly warlike or shamanist chanting, Arabian music is... ehhh, okay I guess, not really my cup of tea but some songs are a bop because Algerian and Egyptian music is somehow able to be calming and cool at the same time - again nothing suggestive really, Swedish music DO NOT GET ME STARTED ON HYPOCRISY OMG THE SONGS ARE SCREECHING KINKY MESSES, NO SANE INDIVIDUAL MAKES SONGS CALLED PENETRALIA AND PLEASURE OF M******TION, Irish music is just romantic sometimes unless you get into Celtic metal where it's just watered down Hypocrisy or cultist stuff, and Mexican metal is the same pretty much.
So yeah, that's around as dirty as world music goes tbh.
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1On 2023-08-20 at 01:46:22
MKPC forums then: 
MKPC forums now:
MKPC forums now:
Ahmad try not to be based challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
11On 2023-08-17 at 18:00:12
When you realize Donald Duck was a Nazi that one time:
Communist Bugs Bunny is rapidly approaching Nazi Donald Duck's location