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U.n.t.i.t.l.e.d. Course 1, Check It Out
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6102 pts ★ RacerOn 2023-02-20 at 01:28:04
U.n.t.i.t.l.e.d. Course 1, Check It Out :
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=93291
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=93291
U.n.t.i.t.l.e.d. Course 1, Jetez-Y Un Coup D'oeil :
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=93291
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=93291
I'm personally not a fond of the track itself, and I also feel like you didn't need to create a topic for that 😅 you could have said that on Space for anything or MKPC News...
(Fanfic) Chilli.Exe: The World To Win
On 2023-02-13 at 03:09:49
Ahhh this is becoming more interesting, can I join?
Name : Lely
Personnality : Kind, cute, caring, sensitive, tends to apologize for everything, annoying, half dumb half smart, crybaby and overreacts over nothing
Species : Human
Abilities : Switch to my stronger alter ego (both mentally and physically)
Name : Lely
Personnality : Kind, cute, caring, sensitive, tends to apologize for everything, annoying, half dumb half smart, crybaby and overreacts over nothing
Species : Human
Abilities : Switch to my stronger alter ego (both mentally and physically)
On 2023-02-12 at 00:20:05
The fanfic and the pilot's description are way too confusing, I would like to know more but as of right know I'm not really interested
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1I haven't been doing well.
On 2023-02-18 at 01:34:25
I'm really sorry for you, you didn't deserve to get through all of this. Il sorry for your sister, j'y also for you, getting dumped is a terrible feeling, and getting gained up against is even worse... I hope you'll be fine ! Hit my PMs if you need comfort !
Btw, I had no problem with my email, my parents didn't see anything, and I deleted the suspicious mail (I wasn't sure it was from the spammer but idk anyways.)
Btw, I had no problem with my email, my parents didn't see anything, and I deleted the suspicious mail (I wasn't sure it was from the spammer but idk anyways.)
SHOULD I LEAVE?!
On 2023-02-17 at 22:00:38
Ducoup le topic on le lock?
Ce serait bien de ping @Senko alors (je sais ce n'est pas un homme à tout faire mais bon 😅)
1On 2023-02-16 at 11:36:17
Je défends qui je veux, même si une personne est "chiante" à mon sens elle ne mérite pas qu'autant de gens votent pour qu'elle parte, je le défends mais je n'ai jamais dit que je n'étais pas d'accord avec le fait qu'il était agaçant et que le topic est stupide, seulement je trouve ça étrange qu'autant de personnes aient voté pour son départ, c'est tout.
2On 2023-02-16 at 02:07:02
There was actually a lot of people voting him to straight up leave... what in the loving fuck is this ? I'm not saying this topic nor the intention nor the message are relevant, but that's just rude to straight up vote for someone to leave. And he's one of the only where people truly votes for him to leave... do you realize that Ralsei who pissed off the whole community for MONTHS still didn't get anyone telling him to leave ? On his "last decision topic" ? Now Ralsei (known as Undertaker as of right now) has evolved a lot and became a way better person who does way better actions. It's not about leaving
it's about looking back to your errors and fix them. It's not about the errors you made, but how to fix them. It's not about letting the community vote, it's about doing what you feel like doing. If leaving is your own decision, no problem. Taking a break can be very good tbh. However, why would you let other people lecture and tell you if you need to leave or not? I don't see why more people voted him to leave than to stay. That's actually shocking and not nice at all of you guys. It's disappointing.
I'm out, I'm out, sorry for bothering y'all. But just think about how this man literally got voted to leave. Bro this ain't Danganronpa, and this ain't Total Drama Island. This is MKPC, you decide for yourself, not a bunch of people who would hate it if they got voted off.
it's about looking back to your errors and fix them. It's not about the errors you made, but how to fix them. It's not about letting the community vote, it's about doing what you feel like doing. If leaving is your own decision, no problem. Taking a break can be very good tbh. However, why would you let other people lecture and tell you if you need to leave or not? I don't see why more people voted him to leave than to stay. That's actually shocking and not nice at all of you guys. It's disappointing.
I'm out, I'm out, sorry for bothering y'all. But just think about how this man literally got voted to leave. Bro this ain't Danganronpa, and this ain't Total Drama Island. This is MKPC, you decide for yourself, not a bunch of people who would hate it if they got voted off.
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1PLS play my tracks and rate them 5 stars pls thx!!!!!!
On 2023-02-15 at 14:17:29
On 2023-02-15 at 12:15:03
Thx To FireyToad for giving my track a rating!!! Thx Toad!!! Pls Give my tracks ratings to be in one of my topics and a REALLY HUGE THX TO EVERYONE THAT IS RATING MY TRACKS BYE!!! maxwell say bye to you to :3!
Useless topic + begging, but fine, I'll have a look.
He’s a bit new I’d go a bit easier on him
Yeah, I'll give him bonus points on his tracks and try to help him learn the rules.
I'M A SHEE
You mean SHEEP? If not what the hell is that?
No, she means she's a "she", basically, a girl. A sheep is an animal lmfao, if she was a sheep how would she even talk.
no, but on the internet there are people who say they are animals. And then she put two E's so I thought she forgot to put a P
I know that, but anyways getting mad over pronouns sounds a bit like overreacting. Closed debate either way.
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1On 2023-02-15 at 12:09:21
Thx To FireyToad for giving my track a rating!!! Thx Toad!!! Pls Give my tracks ratings to be in one of my topics and a REALLY HUGE THX TO EVERYONE THAT IS RATING MY TRACKS BYE!!! maxwell say bye to you to :3!
Useless topic + begging, but fine, I'll have a look.
He’s a bit new I’d go a bit easier on him
Yeah, I'll give him bonus points on his tracks and try to help him learn the rules.
I'M A SHEE
You mean SHEEP? If not what the hell is that?
No, she means she's a "she", basically, a girl. A sheep is an animal lmfao, if she was a sheep how would she even talk.
On 2023-02-15 at 12:08:04
Thx To FireyToad for giving my track a rating!!! Thx Toad!!! Pls Give my tracks ratings to be in one of my topics and a REALLY HUGE THX TO EVERYONE THAT IS RATING MY TRACKS BYE!!! maxwell say bye to you to :3!
Useless topic + begging, but fine, I'll have a look.
He’s a bit new I’d go a bit easier on him
Yeah, I'll give him bonus points on his tracks and try to help him learn the rules.
I'M A SHEE
No need to get that mad over your pronouns lmfao, I got called a girl many times and I didn't even complain. You don't need to be so agressive over something nobody could have known before yoyu actually said it
3On 2023-02-15 at 11:14:07
Thx To FireyToad for giving my track a rating!!! Thx Toad!!! Pls Give my tracks ratings to be in one of my topics and a REALLY HUGE THX TO EVERYONE THAT IS RATING MY TRACKS BYE!!! maxwell say bye to you to :3!
This topic isn't very relevant, but fine, you're new to the website. What kind of annoys me more is not the fact that you want us to give a look, but the fact that you're begging fior five stars. We will give the tracks the ratings they deserve. Fine, I'll give it a look however.
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2[FANFIC] Super MKPC Galaxy: The Uprising
On 2023-02-17 at 11:18:05
S3EP8 (Yes this really is the final episode - sorry in advance 
)
IlluZhion: Raider, I still don't understand... How did you survive that explosion?
Raider: Anything is possible for you, my sweetheart.
*IlluZhion blushes*
IlluZhion: Uhhhhh... Should we get back to the others now?
Raider: Oh you, playing so hard to get~!
I know you, IlluZhion~
You can't stop without even trying to think about me~
IlluZhion: I- Raider, stop it...
Raider: Haha, I'm just kidding~
Yeah, let's go.
With The Resistance...
Lely: Wonder what's taking IlluZhion so long... He's usually back within 30 minutes... It's been THREE HOURS, FOR FUCK'S SAKE...
*Nudge files his claws*
Nudge: Probably simping on someone again...
Max: Do you honestly believe that when he said he was gonna catch up with an old friend?
Osc: Well knowing IlluZhion, he probably means 11037th partner...
Ralsei: Which one of you bitches is gonna break the news...?
With Lemon, xrunner and Dietsoda...
Kris: LEMON!!!
*Lemon gets zapped by electricity for the 11th time*
Dark: LEAVE LEMON ALONE, YOU FUCKING SADISTS!!!
Dietsoda: You mayflies have no care for yourselves? Why care so much about your pathetic little friend?
*Kris' bloodied head turns to Dietsoda*
Kris: Mark my words, you cunt... IlluZhion is coming for us any moment... And he's gonna have an army...
*Lemon's eyes open and she sheds a silent tear*
xrunner: Yeah right... We'll OBLITERATE him if he comes anywhere near us, you guys included.
Dark: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT! HE'S COMING FOR US, THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS!
Dietsoda: And you mark MY words, you foolish mayflies... You. Are. DEAD.
Lemon (under her breath): IlluZhion... my love...
Back with The Resistance...
IlluZhion: Glad to see you guys didn't abandon us.
Fiery: Us?
Raider: Hi~
Nudge: Surprise, surprise, IlluZhion's simping on yet ANOTHER person...
Osc and Ralsei: Just why?
Max: HE'S NOT A SIMP!
Ralsei: Yeah right bitch, he literally fell for you before...
Fiery: Can you guys not? Raider, come with us. We're gonna go rescue our friends.
They eventually found Dietsoda's private room. When they entered...
IlluZhion: LEMON! WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU?!
Dietsoda: Don't try anything, mayfly. Or ALL. YOUR. FRIENDS. WILL. PERISH.
IlluZhion: YOU DARE AND I WILL MURDER YOU AND YOUR TRAITOROUS BRETHREN.
Kris: IlluZhion...
Lemon: Ahahaha~
You think I'm gonna die?
Dietsoda: I know it, mayfly.
*Lemon's eyes blaze and she grows wings*
Lemon: Wanna bet?
Max: WHAAAAAAAAAT?! LEMON'S A VAMPIRE?!
Nudge: IlluZhion... You did NOT.
IlluZhion: Oh, you bet I did.
Lely: Oh forget that Nudge, let's fight this evil and save the Super MKPC Galaxy!
Raider: Seems like it's time for The Uprising.
Fiery: The Uprising, huh? I like the sound of that! LET'S DO THIS! LELY, CUE THE MUSIC!
Lely: You bet I will.
*Lely blasts Not Today on his MP3 player*
Dietsoda: Oh it's on, mayflies.
*Dietsoda's hands start burning and the flares become huge scimitars*
Max: You dare... AND I WILL END YOU.
Lely POV: Wow, Max is getting defensive... Haha cute...
*Max blushes*
Max: Lely I heard- AAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH!!!
*Max gets stabbed in the ribs*
IlluZhion POV: HOLY CRAP... IS MAX... DEAD...?! I will avenge him regardless...
At Club IlluZhion a few years ago...
IlluZhion POV: Hey, there's someone new here...
Max: Hey... Are you the owner of this bar...?
Nudge: Yeah he is... Who are you anyway? You don't look like anyone from around here. Mind you, basically everyone comes here in the MKPCverse...
Max: Well ummm... I'm kind of new here... My name's Max...
Lemon: Well uhhh... Hi Max!
Max: Oh don't worry... I'm generally quiet...
IlluZhion: Heh, I was like that a while back.
That night at the beach...
IlluZhion POV: Hey... Isn't that...
IlluZhion: Max?
Max: ...IlluZhion...? What're you doing here?
IlluZhion: I was just flying about and I saw you sitting here... What are you doing on these cliffs anyway? If you fall down here, you could easily perish...
Max: I was just thinking...
*IlluZhion walks up to Max and sits beside him*
IlluZhion: What's on your mind?
Max: I've been thinking... About you... This galaxy isn't that safe anymore... I barely survived... My friends all died around me...
IlluZhion: I... I'm so sorry to hear that...
*Max gets up and goes to leave*
Max: I was thinking something else about you, but I think it's better if it's kept a secret~
*IlluZhion blushes*
IlluZhion: Uhhhhh... Ok...
Back in reality...
IlluZhion POV: Wow... we came so far together... I'M NOT LETTING IT GO...
Lely: IlluZhion! A little- AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!
*Lely falls to the floor*
Nudge and Osc: LELY!
*They go after Dietsoda, only to immediately get shot by a laser*
At Toad Town around a decade ago...
IlluZhion: Welp... more shopping to do...
*IlluZhion hums Super Mario Bros.*
Nudge: Excuse me... Are you IlluZhion...?
IlluZhion: Uhhh yeah, why?
Osc: We're kinda new here and we want to go to your bar, but we don't know where it is...
*IlluZhion leads them to the bar, where they quickly become good friends*
Back in reality...
IlluZhion: Gaaah...
Lemon: HEY LUNATICS! THINK YOU CAN HURT MY FRIENDS?! GETTA LOAD OF THIS!
*IlluZhion's eyes widen as he remains corrupted, kneeling weakly on the floor*
Kris: Lemon...
IlluZhion POV: She's not going to die... NO WAY... Violence is no longer an answer... It's a question... And the answer... is YES...
Raider POV: Holy crap... IlluZhion's corrupted by darkness... I'm going to attack them before he gets possessed by it...
*Lemon and Raider attack Dietsoda and xrunner, but they get countered*
IlluZhion: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
*IlluZhion becomes possessed by darkness, at which point he rips apart into a swarm of clones*
IlluZhion: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!
Dietsoda and xrunner: AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!
Luckily, Lely, Krazey, Kris, Max, Dark, Lemon and Raider survived their injuries...
But their adventures don't end here...
THE END...
)IlluZhion: Raider, I still don't understand... How did you survive that explosion?
Raider: Anything is possible for you, my sweetheart.
*IlluZhion blushes*
IlluZhion: Uhhhhh... Should we get back to the others now?
Raider: Oh you, playing so hard to get~!
I know you, IlluZhion~
You can't stop without even trying to think about me~
IlluZhion: I- Raider, stop it...
Raider: Haha, I'm just kidding~
Yeah, let's go.
With The Resistance...
Lely: Wonder what's taking IlluZhion so long... He's usually back within 30 minutes... It's been THREE HOURS, FOR FUCK'S SAKE...
*Nudge files his claws*
Nudge: Probably simping on someone again...
Max: Do you honestly believe that when he said he was gonna catch up with an old friend?
Osc: Well knowing IlluZhion, he probably means 11037th partner...
Ralsei: Which one of you bitches is gonna break the news...?
With Lemon, xrunner and Dietsoda...
Kris: LEMON!!!
*Lemon gets zapped by electricity for the 11th time*
Dark: LEAVE LEMON ALONE, YOU FUCKING SADISTS!!!
Dietsoda: You mayflies have no care for yourselves? Why care so much about your pathetic little friend?
*Kris' bloodied head turns to Dietsoda*
Kris: Mark my words, you cunt... IlluZhion is coming for us any moment... And he's gonna have an army...
*Lemon's eyes open and she sheds a silent tear*
xrunner: Yeah right... We'll OBLITERATE him if he comes anywhere near us, you guys included.
Dark: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT! HE'S COMING FOR US, THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS!
Dietsoda: And you mark MY words, you foolish mayflies... You. Are. DEAD.
Lemon (under her breath): IlluZhion... my love...
Back with The Resistance...
IlluZhion: Glad to see you guys didn't abandon us.
Fiery: Us?
Raider: Hi~
Nudge: Surprise, surprise, IlluZhion's simping on yet ANOTHER person...
Osc and Ralsei: Just why?
Max: HE'S NOT A SIMP!
Ralsei: Yeah right bitch, he literally fell for you before...
Fiery: Can you guys not? Raider, come with us. We're gonna go rescue our friends.
They eventually found Dietsoda's private room. When they entered...
IlluZhion: LEMON! WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU?!
Dietsoda: Don't try anything, mayfly. Or ALL. YOUR. FRIENDS. WILL. PERISH.
IlluZhion: YOU DARE AND I WILL MURDER YOU AND YOUR TRAITOROUS BRETHREN.
Kris: IlluZhion...
Lemon: Ahahaha~
You think I'm gonna die?
Dietsoda: I know it, mayfly.
*Lemon's eyes blaze and she grows wings*
Lemon: Wanna bet?
Max: WHAAAAAAAAAT?! LEMON'S A VAMPIRE?!
Nudge: IlluZhion... You did NOT.
IlluZhion: Oh, you bet I did.
Lely: Oh forget that Nudge, let's fight this evil and save the Super MKPC Galaxy!
Raider: Seems like it's time for The Uprising.
Fiery: The Uprising, huh? I like the sound of that! LET'S DO THIS! LELY, CUE THE MUSIC!
Lely: You bet I will.
*Lely blasts Not Today on his MP3 player*
Dietsoda: Oh it's on, mayflies.
*Dietsoda's hands start burning and the flares become huge scimitars*
Max: You dare... AND I WILL END YOU.
Lely POV: Wow, Max is getting defensive... Haha cute...
*Max blushes*
Max: Lely I heard- AAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH!!!
*Max gets stabbed in the ribs*
IlluZhion POV: HOLY CRAP... IS MAX... DEAD...?! I will avenge him regardless...
At Club IlluZhion a few years ago...
IlluZhion POV: Hey, there's someone new here...
Max: Hey... Are you the owner of this bar...?
Nudge: Yeah he is... Who are you anyway? You don't look like anyone from around here. Mind you, basically everyone comes here in the MKPCverse...
Max: Well ummm... I'm kind of new here... My name's Max...
Lemon: Well uhhh... Hi Max!
Max: Oh don't worry... I'm generally quiet...
IlluZhion: Heh, I was like that a while back.
That night at the beach...
IlluZhion POV: Hey... Isn't that...
IlluZhion: Max?
Max: ...IlluZhion...? What're you doing here?
IlluZhion: I was just flying about and I saw you sitting here... What are you doing on these cliffs anyway? If you fall down here, you could easily perish...
Max: I was just thinking...
*IlluZhion walks up to Max and sits beside him*
IlluZhion: What's on your mind?
Max: I've been thinking... About you... This galaxy isn't that safe anymore... I barely survived... My friends all died around me...
IlluZhion: I... I'm so sorry to hear that...
*Max gets up and goes to leave*
Max: I was thinking something else about you, but I think it's better if it's kept a secret~
*IlluZhion blushes*
IlluZhion: Uhhhhh... Ok...
Back in reality...
IlluZhion POV: Wow... we came so far together... I'M NOT LETTING IT GO...
Lely: IlluZhion! A little- AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!
*Lely falls to the floor*
Nudge and Osc: LELY!
*They go after Dietsoda, only to immediately get shot by a laser*
At Toad Town around a decade ago...
IlluZhion: Welp... more shopping to do...
*IlluZhion hums Super Mario Bros.*
Nudge: Excuse me... Are you IlluZhion...?
IlluZhion: Uhhh yeah, why?
Osc: We're kinda new here and we want to go to your bar, but we don't know where it is...
*IlluZhion leads them to the bar, where they quickly become good friends*
Back in reality...
IlluZhion: Gaaah...
Lemon: HEY LUNATICS! THINK YOU CAN HURT MY FRIENDS?! GETTA LOAD OF THIS!
*IlluZhion's eyes widen as he remains corrupted, kneeling weakly on the floor*
Kris: Lemon...
IlluZhion POV: She's not going to die... NO WAY... Violence is no longer an answer... It's a question... And the answer... is YES...
Raider POV: Holy crap... IlluZhion's corrupted by darkness... I'm going to attack them before he gets possessed by it...
*Lemon and Raider attack Dietsoda and xrunner, but they get countered*
IlluZhion: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
*IlluZhion becomes possessed by darkness, at which point he rips apart into a swarm of clones*
IlluZhion: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!
Dietsoda and xrunner: AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!
Luckily, Lely, Krazey, Kris, Max, Dark, Lemon and Raider survived their injuries...
But their adventures don't end here...
THE END...
This ending is so freaking intense. Most of us almost died to Dietsoda's hands... the ending was also very sad. Since it was a season finale, having flashbacks interrupting it all was wonderful ! Btw Max why are you cheating on me ? We are married since the 20th of April 1969. My, oh my, what a betrayal. Just kidding. I love this finale ! Looking forward to S2 !
Why would I do that, at least I don't crush on 2763 people unlike the author of this fanfic
JAJAJAJAJAJA you can't cheat on me though since we aren't dating in the first place.
Or, are we ?
5On 2023-02-17 at 09:23:24
S3EP8 (Yes this really is the final episode - sorry in advance )
IlluZhion: Raider, I still don't understand... How did you survive that explosion?
Raider: Anything is possible for you, my sweetheart.
*IlluZhion blushes*
IlluZhion: Uhhhhh... Should we get back to the others now?
Raider: Oh you, playing so hard to get~!
I know you, IlluZhion~
You can't stop without even trying to think about me~
IlluZhion: I- Raider, stop it...
Raider: Haha, I'm just kidding~
Yeah, let's go.
With The Resistance...
Lely: Wonder what's taking IlluZhion so long... He's usually back within 30 minutes... It's been THREE HOURS, FOR FUCK'S SAKE...
*Nudge files his claws*
Nudge: Probably simping on someone again...
Max: Do you honestly believe that when he said he was gonna catch up with an old friend?
Osc: Well knowing IlluZhion, he probably means 11037th partner...
Ralsei: Which one of you bitches is gonna break the news...?
With Lemon, xrunner and Dietsoda...
Kris: LEMON!!!
*Lemon gets zapped by electricity for the 11th time*
Dark: LEAVE LEMON ALONE, YOU FUCKING SADISTS!!!
Dietsoda: You mayflies have no care for yourselves? Why care so much about your pathetic little friend?
*Kris' bloodied head turns to Dietsoda*
Kris: Mark my words, you cunt... IlluZhion is coming for us any moment... And he's gonna have an army...
*Lemon's eyes open and she sheds a silent tear*
xrunner: Yeah right... We'll OBLITERATE him if he comes anywhere near us, you guys included.
Dark: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT! HE'S COMING FOR US, THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS!
Dietsoda: And you mark MY words, you foolish mayflies... You. Are. DEAD.
Lemon (under her breath): IlluZhion... my love...
Back with The Resistance...
IlluZhion: Glad to see you guys didn't abandon us.
Fiery: Us?
Raider: Hi~
Nudge: Surprise, surprise, IlluZhion's simping on yet ANOTHER person...
Osc and Ralsei: Just why?
Max: HE'S NOT A SIMP!
Ralsei: Yeah right bitch, he literally fell for you before...
Fiery: Can you guys not? Raider, come with us. We're gonna go rescue our friends.
They eventually found Dietsoda's private room. When they entered...
IlluZhion: LEMON! WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU?!
Dietsoda: Don't try anything, mayfly. Or ALL. YOUR. FRIENDS. WILL. PERISH.
IlluZhion: YOU DARE AND I WILL MURDER YOU AND YOUR TRAITOROUS BRETHREN.
Kris: IlluZhion...
Lemon: Ahahaha~
You think I'm gonna die?
Dietsoda: I know it, mayfly.
*Lemon's eyes blaze and she grows wings*
Lemon: Wanna bet?
Max: WHAAAAAAAAAT?! LEMON'S A VAMPIRE?!
Nudge: IlluZhion... You did NOT.
IlluZhion: Oh, you bet I did.
Lely: Oh forget that Nudge, let's fight this evil and save the Super MKPC Galaxy!
Raider: Seems like it's time for The Uprising.
Fiery: The Uprising, huh? I like the sound of that! LET'S DO THIS! LELY, CUE THE MUSIC!
Lely: You bet I will.
*Lely blasts Not Today on his MP3 player*
Dietsoda: Oh it's on, mayflies.
*Dietsoda's hands start burning and the flares become huge scimitars*
Max: You dare... AND I WILL END YOU.
Lely POV: Wow, Max is getting defensive... Haha cute...
*Max blushes*
Max: Lely I heard- AAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH!!!
*Max gets stabbed in the ribs*
IlluZhion POV: HOLY CRAP... IS MAX... DEAD...?! I will avenge him regardless...
At Club IlluZhion a few years ago...
IlluZhion POV: Hey, there's someone new here...
Max: Hey... Are you the owner of this bar...?
Nudge: Yeah he is... Who are you anyway? You don't look like anyone from around here. Mind you, basically everyone comes here in the MKPCverse...
Max: Well ummm... I'm kind of new here... My name's Max...
Lemon: Well uhhh... Hi Max!
Max: Oh don't worry... I'm generally quiet...
IlluZhion: Heh, I was like that a while back.
That night at the beach...
IlluZhion POV: Hey... Isn't that...
IlluZhion: Max?
Max: ...IlluZhion...? What're you doing here?
IlluZhion: I was just flying about and I saw you sitting here... What are you doing on these cliffs anyway? If you fall down here, you could easily perish...
Max: I was just thinking...
*IlluZhion walks up to Max and sits beside him*
IlluZhion: What's on your mind?
Max: I've been thinking... About you... This galaxy isn't that safe anymore... I barely survived... My friends all died around me...
IlluZhion: I... I'm so sorry to hear that...
*Max gets up and goes to leave*
Max: I was thinking something else about you, but I think it's better if it's kept a secret~
*IlluZhion blushes*
IlluZhion: Uhhhhh... Ok...
Back in reality...
IlluZhion POV: Wow... we came so far together... I'M NOT LETTING IT GO...
Lely: IlluZhion! A little- AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!
*Lely falls to the floor*
Nudge and Osc: LELY!
*They go after Dietsoda, only to immediately get shot by a laser*
At Toad Town around a decade ago...
IlluZhion: Welp... more shopping to do...
*IlluZhion hums Super Mario Bros.*
Nudge: Excuse me... Are you IlluZhion...?
IlluZhion: Uhhh yeah, why?
Osc: We're kinda new here and we want to go to your bar, but we don't know where it is...
*IlluZhion leads them to the bar, where they quickly become good friends*
Back in reality...
IlluZhion: Gaaah...
Lemon: HEY LUNATICS! THINK YOU CAN HURT MY FRIENDS?! GETTA LOAD OF THIS!
*IlluZhion's eyes widen as he remains corrupted, kneeling weakly on the floor*
Kris: Lemon...
IlluZhion POV: She's not going to die... NO WAY... Violence is no longer an answer... It's a question... And the answer... is YES...
Raider POV: Holy crap... IlluZhion's corrupted by darkness... I'm going to attack them before he gets possessed by it...
*Lemon and Raider attack Dietsoda and xrunner, but they get countered*
IlluZhion: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
*IlluZhion becomes possessed by darkness, at which point he rips apart into a swarm of clones*
IlluZhion: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!
Dietsoda and xrunner: AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!
Luckily, Lely, Krazey, Kris, Max, Dark, Lemon and Raider survived their injuries...
But their adventures don't end here...
THE END...
)IlluZhion: Raider, I still don't understand... How did you survive that explosion?
Raider: Anything is possible for you, my sweetheart.
*IlluZhion blushes*
IlluZhion: Uhhhhh... Should we get back to the others now?
Raider: Oh you, playing so hard to get~!
I know you, IlluZhion~
You can't stop without even trying to think about me~
IlluZhion: I- Raider, stop it...
Raider: Haha, I'm just kidding~
Yeah, let's go.
With The Resistance...
Lely: Wonder what's taking IlluZhion so long... He's usually back within 30 minutes... It's been THREE HOURS, FOR FUCK'S SAKE...
*Nudge files his claws*
Nudge: Probably simping on someone again...
Max: Do you honestly believe that when he said he was gonna catch up with an old friend?
Osc: Well knowing IlluZhion, he probably means 11037th partner...
Ralsei: Which one of you bitches is gonna break the news...?
With Lemon, xrunner and Dietsoda...
Kris: LEMON!!!
*Lemon gets zapped by electricity for the 11th time*
Dark: LEAVE LEMON ALONE, YOU FUCKING SADISTS!!!
Dietsoda: You mayflies have no care for yourselves? Why care so much about your pathetic little friend?
*Kris' bloodied head turns to Dietsoda*
Kris: Mark my words, you cunt... IlluZhion is coming for us any moment... And he's gonna have an army...
*Lemon's eyes open and she sheds a silent tear*
xrunner: Yeah right... We'll OBLITERATE him if he comes anywhere near us, you guys included.
Dark: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT! HE'S COMING FOR US, THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS!
Dietsoda: And you mark MY words, you foolish mayflies... You. Are. DEAD.
Lemon (under her breath): IlluZhion... my love...
Back with The Resistance...
IlluZhion: Glad to see you guys didn't abandon us.
Fiery: Us?
Raider: Hi~
Nudge: Surprise, surprise, IlluZhion's simping on yet ANOTHER person...
Osc and Ralsei: Just why?
Max: HE'S NOT A SIMP!
Ralsei: Yeah right bitch, he literally fell for you before...
Fiery: Can you guys not? Raider, come with us. We're gonna go rescue our friends.
They eventually found Dietsoda's private room. When they entered...
IlluZhion: LEMON! WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU?!
Dietsoda: Don't try anything, mayfly. Or ALL. YOUR. FRIENDS. WILL. PERISH.
IlluZhion: YOU DARE AND I WILL MURDER YOU AND YOUR TRAITOROUS BRETHREN.
Kris: IlluZhion...
Lemon: Ahahaha~
You think I'm gonna die?
Dietsoda: I know it, mayfly.
*Lemon's eyes blaze and she grows wings*
Lemon: Wanna bet?
Max: WHAAAAAAAAAT?! LEMON'S A VAMPIRE?!
Nudge: IlluZhion... You did NOT.
IlluZhion: Oh, you bet I did.
Lely: Oh forget that Nudge, let's fight this evil and save the Super MKPC Galaxy!
Raider: Seems like it's time for The Uprising.
Fiery: The Uprising, huh? I like the sound of that! LET'S DO THIS! LELY, CUE THE MUSIC!
Lely: You bet I will.
*Lely blasts Not Today on his MP3 player*
Dietsoda: Oh it's on, mayflies.
*Dietsoda's hands start burning and the flares become huge scimitars*
Max: You dare... AND I WILL END YOU.
Lely POV: Wow, Max is getting defensive... Haha cute...
*Max blushes*
Max: Lely I heard- AAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH!!!
*Max gets stabbed in the ribs*
IlluZhion POV: HOLY CRAP... IS MAX... DEAD...?! I will avenge him regardless...
At Club IlluZhion a few years ago...
IlluZhion POV: Hey, there's someone new here...
Max: Hey... Are you the owner of this bar...?
Nudge: Yeah he is... Who are you anyway? You don't look like anyone from around here. Mind you, basically everyone comes here in the MKPCverse...
Max: Well ummm... I'm kind of new here... My name's Max...
Lemon: Well uhhh... Hi Max!
Max: Oh don't worry... I'm generally quiet...
IlluZhion: Heh, I was like that a while back.
That night at the beach...
IlluZhion POV: Hey... Isn't that...
IlluZhion: Max?
Max: ...IlluZhion...? What're you doing here?
IlluZhion: I was just flying about and I saw you sitting here... What are you doing on these cliffs anyway? If you fall down here, you could easily perish...
Max: I was just thinking...
*IlluZhion walks up to Max and sits beside him*
IlluZhion: What's on your mind?
Max: I've been thinking... About you... This galaxy isn't that safe anymore... I barely survived... My friends all died around me...
IlluZhion: I... I'm so sorry to hear that...
*Max gets up and goes to leave*
Max: I was thinking something else about you, but I think it's better if it's kept a secret~
*IlluZhion blushes*
IlluZhion: Uhhhhh... Ok...
Back in reality...
IlluZhion POV: Wow... we came so far together... I'M NOT LETTING IT GO...
Lely: IlluZhion! A little- AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!
*Lely falls to the floor*
Nudge and Osc: LELY!
*They go after Dietsoda, only to immediately get shot by a laser*
At Toad Town around a decade ago...
IlluZhion: Welp... more shopping to do...
*IlluZhion hums Super Mario Bros.*
Nudge: Excuse me... Are you IlluZhion...?
IlluZhion: Uhhh yeah, why?
Osc: We're kinda new here and we want to go to your bar, but we don't know where it is...
*IlluZhion leads them to the bar, where they quickly become good friends*
Back in reality...
IlluZhion: Gaaah...
Lemon: HEY LUNATICS! THINK YOU CAN HURT MY FRIENDS?! GETTA LOAD OF THIS!
*IlluZhion's eyes widen as he remains corrupted, kneeling weakly on the floor*
Kris: Lemon...
IlluZhion POV: She's not going to die... NO WAY... Violence is no longer an answer... It's a question... And the answer... is YES...
Raider POV: Holy crap... IlluZhion's corrupted by darkness... I'm going to attack them before he gets possessed by it...
*Lemon and Raider attack Dietsoda and xrunner, but they get countered*
IlluZhion: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
*IlluZhion becomes possessed by darkness, at which point he rips apart into a swarm of clones*
IlluZhion: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!
Dietsoda and xrunner: AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!
Luckily, Lely, Krazey, Kris, Max, Dark, Lemon and Raider survived their injuries...
But their adventures don't end here...
THE END...
This ending is so freaking intense. Most of us almost died to Dietsoda's hands... the ending was also very sad. Since it was a season finale, having flashbacks interrupting it all was wonderful ! Btw Max why are you cheating on me ? We are married since the 20th of April 1969. My, oh my, what a betrayal. Just kidding. I love this finale ! Looking forward to S2 !
2On 2023-02-13 at 21:38:18
This whole fanfic started on Halloween's Day lmfao, during the autumnal holidays, and now we are already during the winter holidays and the final episode is gonna be released
On 2023-02-13 at 10:35:25
3On 2023-02-13 at 03:37:07
Fiery: What- LOOKS LIKE A BEAR THAT EATS PEOPLE?!
Lely: Uhhh... what the fuck? Are you describing a cannibal...?
Fiery: NO, YOU IDIOT
Lely: Uhhh... what the fuck? Are you describing a cannibal...?
Fiery: NO, YOU IDIOT
That got me lol
I don't know why this line of mine is so dumb but whatever x)
2On 2023-02-01 at 13:34:01
S3EP5
At long last, The Resistance have made it across the first of many trials put in place by Dietsoda. As they make haste for his lair, they must be wary of spies from within...
Lemon: B-but why?
Ralsei: Beats me. If I had to bet, it's probably brainwashing or hypnosis.
Lely: So... you're saying...
Nudge: Either way, he's gonna die...
IlluZhion: Calm down Nudge, if he IS being manipulated all we have to do is destroy the source.
Krazey: Sorry Nudge, but the boss is right.
Max: Yeah, we can't just murder someone. That's not what heroes do.
Lemon: Let's just get this over and done with already. It's not like we're gonna get shit done if we talk about how we're gonna do it.
At the base of the lair...
Popplio: This place freaks me out...
Ralsei: Cry about it bitch, we're going in.
Osc: Shit, there's no door here... I'mma bust through the wall...
???: Not NESessary.
IlluZhion: I fucking swear down, whoever made that dad jo- oh hey Fiery.
Max and Lely: Lemme guess, Club IlluZhion?
*Max and Lely stare at each other and giggle*
Fiery: HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT?!
Ralsei: Well naaah then bitch, it's obvious. Osc and me both got here via the nightclub.
Nudge: What were you doing there anyway? Looking for someone or just in for a pint or two?
Fiery: Eh, I was just catching a pint. Was NOT expecting to wind up 10 billion light years from Earth- oh yeah, the wall? I'mma just...
*The false wall burns down*
Lemon: Great, we can get in! Time to save the multiverse!
In the castle...
Dietsoda: How sweet, they're coming in...
xrunner: What're we gonna do now bro?
Dietsoda: Activate the traps. We can't risk them foiling our plans...
xrunner: Got it.
Seven floors down...
*Lava gushes in from nowhere*
Popplio: WAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGH!!!
Lemon: This way! Hurry!
*THWOMP!*
IlluZhion: Oh great, Thwomps...
*They slide under the Thwomp's path*
Nudge: That was-
Lemon: LOOK OUT!
*An ax swings in from nowhere, Nudge dodges just in time*
IlluZhion: Ah crap, I smell garlic...
Lely: Well, sayonara to you and Lemon then... Wario's in the other room...
Osc and Fiery: Just why?
Max: Waluigi's in there as well...
IlluZhion: Fuck this, I'm fighting 'em.
Lemon: Me too...
Wario: HAH HAH HAH! Goodbye, losers!
IlluZhion: Pffft, bring it on, fatso.
Waluigi: WALUIGI GONNA WIN!
*Lemon and Waluigi fight while IlluZhion and Wario fight*
Max: Come on you two...
Wario: BUUUUUUURRRRRRRP!
IlluZhion: Ah shit...
*IlluZhion explodes into a load of bats*
Wario: WAH HAH- Huh?
Waluigi: I'MMA HELP-A YOU BR-
*Lemon throws a bunch of cyber-shurikens at Waluigi*
Lemon: Don't mess with me again, you bony dipshit.
*The bats manage to scare off Wario, at which point they turn back into IlluZhion*
Lely: Wow... I don't think I've ever seen IlluZhion and Lemon like that... Anyway, we should get going...
At long last, The Resistance have made it across the first of many trials put in place by Dietsoda. As they make haste for his lair, they must be wary of spies from within...
Lemon: B-but why?
Ralsei: Beats me. If I had to bet, it's probably brainwashing or hypnosis.
Lely: So... you're saying...
Nudge: Either way, he's gonna die...
IlluZhion: Calm down Nudge, if he IS being manipulated all we have to do is destroy the source.
Krazey: Sorry Nudge, but the boss is right.
Max: Yeah, we can't just murder someone. That's not what heroes do.
Lemon: Let's just get this over and done with already. It's not like we're gonna get shit done if we talk about how we're gonna do it.
At the base of the lair...
Popplio: This place freaks me out...
Ralsei: Cry about it bitch, we're going in.
Osc: Shit, there's no door here... I'mma bust through the wall...
???: Not NESessary.
IlluZhion: I fucking swear down, whoever made that dad jo- oh hey Fiery.
Max and Lely: Lemme guess, Club IlluZhion?
*Max and Lely stare at each other and giggle*
Fiery: HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT?!
Ralsei: Well naaah then bitch, it's obvious. Osc and me both got here via the nightclub.
Nudge: What were you doing there anyway? Looking for someone or just in for a pint or two?
Fiery: Eh, I was just catching a pint. Was NOT expecting to wind up 10 billion light years from Earth- oh yeah, the wall? I'mma just...
*The false wall burns down*
Lemon: Great, we can get in! Time to save the multiverse!
In the castle...
Dietsoda: How sweet, they're coming in...
xrunner: What're we gonna do now bro?
Dietsoda: Activate the traps. We can't risk them foiling our plans...
xrunner: Got it.
Seven floors down...
*Lava gushes in from nowhere*
Popplio: WAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGH!!!
Lemon: This way! Hurry!
*THWOMP!*
IlluZhion: Oh great, Thwomps...
*They slide under the Thwomp's path*
Nudge: That was-
Lemon: LOOK OUT!
*An ax swings in from nowhere, Nudge dodges just in time*
IlluZhion: Ah crap, I smell garlic...
Lely: Well, sayonara to you and Lemon then... Wario's in the other room...
Osc and Fiery: Just why?
Max: Waluigi's in there as well...
IlluZhion: Fuck this, I'm fighting 'em.
Lemon: Me too...
Wario: HAH HAH HAH! Goodbye, losers!
IlluZhion: Pffft, bring it on, fatso.
Waluigi: WALUIGI GONNA WIN!
*Lemon and Waluigi fight while IlluZhion and Wario fight*
Max: Come on you two...
Wario: BUUUUUUURRRRRRRP!
IlluZhion: Ah shit...
*IlluZhion explodes into a load of bats*
Wario: WAH HAH- Huh?
Waluigi: I'MMA HELP-A YOU BR-
*Lemon throws a bunch of cyber-shurikens at Waluigi*
Lemon: Don't mess with me again, you bony dipshit.
*The bats manage to scare off Wario, at which point they turn back into IlluZhion*
Lely: Wow... I don't think I've ever seen IlluZhion and Lemon like that... Anyway, we should get going...
This episode was great, this Fiery pun was absolutely well thought but indeed it sounds like a dad joke. The only complaint I have to say is how Lemon sounds overly agressive and dark, more than her actual personnality, it sounds more like what you would want her to be, as an edgelord, than th eactual Lemon. That feels kinda unnatural if you ask me. What's with the Club IlluZhion too ? I didn't understand...
Anyways, this fanfic is great nonetheless. Good job.
I have shit humor
You can't be worse than me. I'm literally the worst jokester on Earth
Not NESesary to say that. I’m sorry, force of habit.
Not SNESsary to argue with me about that when you don't know how bad my jokes are
On 2023-01-31 at 21:52:27
S3EP5
At long last, The Resistance have made it across the first of many trials put in place by Dietsoda. As they make haste for his lair, they must be wary of spies from within...
Lemon: B-but why?
Ralsei: Beats me. If I had to bet, it's probably brainwashing or hypnosis.
Lely: So... you're saying...
Nudge: Either way, he's gonna die...
IlluZhion: Calm down Nudge, if he IS being manipulated all we have to do is destroy the source.
Krazey: Sorry Nudge, but the boss is right.
Max: Yeah, we can't just murder someone. That's not what heroes do.
Lemon: Let's just get this over and done with already. It's not like we're gonna get shit done if we talk about how we're gonna do it.
At the base of the lair...
Popplio: This place freaks me out...
Ralsei: Cry about it bitch, we're going in.
Osc: Shit, there's no door here... I'mma bust through the wall...
???: Not NESessary.
IlluZhion: I fucking swear down, whoever made that dad jo- oh hey Fiery.
Max and Lely: Lemme guess, Club IlluZhion?
*Max and Lely stare at each other and giggle*
Fiery: HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT?!
Ralsei: Well naaah then bitch, it's obvious. Osc and me both got here via the nightclub.
Nudge: What were you doing there anyway? Looking for someone or just in for a pint or two?
Fiery: Eh, I was just catching a pint. Was NOT expecting to wind up 10 billion light years from Earth- oh yeah, the wall? I'mma just...
*The false wall burns down*
Lemon: Great, we can get in! Time to save the multiverse!
In the castle...
Dietsoda: How sweet, they're coming in...
xrunner: What're we gonna do now bro?
Dietsoda: Activate the traps. We can't risk them foiling our plans...
xrunner: Got it.
Seven floors down...
*Lava gushes in from nowhere*
Popplio: WAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGH!!!
Lemon: This way! Hurry!
*THWOMP!*
IlluZhion: Oh great, Thwomps...
*They slide under the Thwomp's path*
Nudge: That was-
Lemon: LOOK OUT!
*An ax swings in from nowhere, Nudge dodges just in time*
IlluZhion: Ah crap, I smell garlic...
Lely: Well, sayonara to you and Lemon then... Wario's in the other room...
Osc and Fiery: Just why?
Max: Waluigi's in there as well...
IlluZhion: Fuck this, I'm fighting 'em.
Lemon: Me too...
Wario: HAH HAH HAH! Goodbye, losers!
IlluZhion: Pffft, bring it on, fatso.
Waluigi: WALUIGI GONNA WIN!
*Lemon and Waluigi fight while IlluZhion and Wario fight*
Max: Come on you two...
Wario: BUUUUUUURRRRRRRP!
IlluZhion: Ah shit...
*IlluZhion explodes into a load of bats*
Wario: WAH HAH- Huh?
Waluigi: I'MMA HELP-A YOU BR-
*Lemon throws a bunch of cyber-shurikens at Waluigi*
Lemon: Don't mess with me again, you bony dipshit.
*The bats manage to scare off Wario, at which point they turn back into IlluZhion*
Lely: Wow... I don't think I've ever seen IlluZhion and Lemon like that... Anyway, we should get going...
At long last, The Resistance have made it across the first of many trials put in place by Dietsoda. As they make haste for his lair, they must be wary of spies from within...
Lemon: B-but why?
Ralsei: Beats me. If I had to bet, it's probably brainwashing or hypnosis.
Lely: So... you're saying...
Nudge: Either way, he's gonna die...
IlluZhion: Calm down Nudge, if he IS being manipulated all we have to do is destroy the source.
Krazey: Sorry Nudge, but the boss is right.
Max: Yeah, we can't just murder someone. That's not what heroes do.
Lemon: Let's just get this over and done with already. It's not like we're gonna get shit done if we talk about how we're gonna do it.
At the base of the lair...
Popplio: This place freaks me out...
Ralsei: Cry about it bitch, we're going in.
Osc: Shit, there's no door here... I'mma bust through the wall...
???: Not NESessary.
IlluZhion: I fucking swear down, whoever made that dad jo- oh hey Fiery.
Max and Lely: Lemme guess, Club IlluZhion?
*Max and Lely stare at each other and giggle*
Fiery: HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT?!
Ralsei: Well naaah then bitch, it's obvious. Osc and me both got here via the nightclub.
Nudge: What were you doing there anyway? Looking for someone or just in for a pint or two?
Fiery: Eh, I was just catching a pint. Was NOT expecting to wind up 10 billion light years from Earth- oh yeah, the wall? I'mma just...
*The false wall burns down*
Lemon: Great, we can get in! Time to save the multiverse!
In the castle...
Dietsoda: How sweet, they're coming in...
xrunner: What're we gonna do now bro?
Dietsoda: Activate the traps. We can't risk them foiling our plans...
xrunner: Got it.
Seven floors down...
*Lava gushes in from nowhere*
Popplio: WAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGH!!!
Lemon: This way! Hurry!
*THWOMP!*
IlluZhion: Oh great, Thwomps...
*They slide under the Thwomp's path*
Nudge: That was-
Lemon: LOOK OUT!
*An ax swings in from nowhere, Nudge dodges just in time*
IlluZhion: Ah crap, I smell garlic...
Lely: Well, sayonara to you and Lemon then... Wario's in the other room...
Osc and Fiery: Just why?
Max: Waluigi's in there as well...
IlluZhion: Fuck this, I'm fighting 'em.
Lemon: Me too...
Wario: HAH HAH HAH! Goodbye, losers!
IlluZhion: Pffft, bring it on, fatso.
Waluigi: WALUIGI GONNA WIN!
*Lemon and Waluigi fight while IlluZhion and Wario fight*
Max: Come on you two...
Wario: BUUUUUUURRRRRRRP!
IlluZhion: Ah shit...
*IlluZhion explodes into a load of bats*
Wario: WAH HAH- Huh?
Waluigi: I'MMA HELP-A YOU BR-
*Lemon throws a bunch of cyber-shurikens at Waluigi*
Lemon: Don't mess with me again, you bony dipshit.
*The bats manage to scare off Wario, at which point they turn back into IlluZhion*
Lely: Wow... I don't think I've ever seen IlluZhion and Lemon like that... Anyway, we should get going...
This episode was great, this Fiery pun was absolutely well thought but indeed it sounds like a dad joke. The only complaint I have to say is how Lemon sounds overly agressive and dark, more than her actual personnality, it sounds more like what you would want her to be, as an edgelord, than th eactual Lemon. That feels kinda unnatural if you ask me. What's with the Club IlluZhion too ? I didn't understand...
Anyways, this fanfic is great nonetheless. Good job.
I have shit humor
You can't be worse than me. I'm literally the worst jokester on Earth
Pas quand j'existe
Arrête de te rabaisser mdr, à chaque fois que je me critique tu dis que tu es pire, et c'est faux
Bref retour au topic
On 2023-01-31 at 21:50:40
S3EP5
At long last, The Resistance have made it across the first of many trials put in place by Dietsoda. As they make haste for his lair, they must be wary of spies from within...
Lemon: B-but why?
Ralsei: Beats me. If I had to bet, it's probably brainwashing or hypnosis.
Lely: So... you're saying...
Nudge: Either way, he's gonna die...
IlluZhion: Calm down Nudge, if he IS being manipulated all we have to do is destroy the source.
Krazey: Sorry Nudge, but the boss is right.
Max: Yeah, we can't just murder someone. That's not what heroes do.
Lemon: Let's just get this over and done with already. It's not like we're gonna get shit done if we talk about how we're gonna do it.
At the base of the lair...
Popplio: This place freaks me out...
Ralsei: Cry about it bitch, we're going in.
Osc: Shit, there's no door here... I'mma bust through the wall...
???: Not NESessary.
IlluZhion: I fucking swear down, whoever made that dad jo- oh hey Fiery.
Max and Lely: Lemme guess, Club IlluZhion?
*Max and Lely stare at each other and giggle*
Fiery: HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT?!
Ralsei: Well naaah then bitch, it's obvious. Osc and me both got here via the nightclub.
Nudge: What were you doing there anyway? Looking for someone or just in for a pint or two?
Fiery: Eh, I was just catching a pint. Was NOT expecting to wind up 10 billion light years from Earth- oh yeah, the wall? I'mma just...
*The false wall burns down*
Lemon: Great, we can get in! Time to save the multiverse!
In the castle...
Dietsoda: How sweet, they're coming in...
xrunner: What're we gonna do now bro?
Dietsoda: Activate the traps. We can't risk them foiling our plans...
xrunner: Got it.
Seven floors down...
*Lava gushes in from nowhere*
Popplio: WAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGH!!!
Lemon: This way! Hurry!
*THWOMP!*
IlluZhion: Oh great, Thwomps...
*They slide under the Thwomp's path*
Nudge: That was-
Lemon: LOOK OUT!
*An ax swings in from nowhere, Nudge dodges just in time*
IlluZhion: Ah crap, I smell garlic...
Lely: Well, sayonara to you and Lemon then... Wario's in the other room...
Osc and Fiery: Just why?
Max: Waluigi's in there as well...
IlluZhion: Fuck this, I'm fighting 'em.
Lemon: Me too...
Wario: HAH HAH HAH! Goodbye, losers!
IlluZhion: Pffft, bring it on, fatso.
Waluigi: WALUIGI GONNA WIN!
*Lemon and Waluigi fight while IlluZhion and Wario fight*
Max: Come on you two...
Wario: BUUUUUUURRRRRRRP!
IlluZhion: Ah shit...
*IlluZhion explodes into a load of bats*
Wario: WAH HAH- Huh?
Waluigi: I'MMA HELP-A YOU BR-
*Lemon throws a bunch of cyber-shurikens at Waluigi*
Lemon: Don't mess with me again, you bony dipshit.
*The bats manage to scare off Wario, at which point they turn back into IlluZhion*
Lely: Wow... I don't think I've ever seen IlluZhion and Lemon like that... Anyway, we should get going...
At long last, The Resistance have made it across the first of many trials put in place by Dietsoda. As they make haste for his lair, they must be wary of spies from within...
Lemon: B-but why?
Ralsei: Beats me. If I had to bet, it's probably brainwashing or hypnosis.
Lely: So... you're saying...
Nudge: Either way, he's gonna die...
IlluZhion: Calm down Nudge, if he IS being manipulated all we have to do is destroy the source.
Krazey: Sorry Nudge, but the boss is right.
Max: Yeah, we can't just murder someone. That's not what heroes do.
Lemon: Let's just get this over and done with already. It's not like we're gonna get shit done if we talk about how we're gonna do it.
At the base of the lair...
Popplio: This place freaks me out...
Ralsei: Cry about it bitch, we're going in.
Osc: Shit, there's no door here... I'mma bust through the wall...
???: Not NESessary.
IlluZhion: I fucking swear down, whoever made that dad jo- oh hey Fiery.
Max and Lely: Lemme guess, Club IlluZhion?
*Max and Lely stare at each other and giggle*
Fiery: HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT?!
Ralsei: Well naaah then bitch, it's obvious. Osc and me both got here via the nightclub.
Nudge: What were you doing there anyway? Looking for someone or just in for a pint or two?
Fiery: Eh, I was just catching a pint. Was NOT expecting to wind up 10 billion light years from Earth- oh yeah, the wall? I'mma just...
*The false wall burns down*
Lemon: Great, we can get in! Time to save the multiverse!
In the castle...
Dietsoda: How sweet, they're coming in...
xrunner: What're we gonna do now bro?
Dietsoda: Activate the traps. We can't risk them foiling our plans...
xrunner: Got it.
Seven floors down...
*Lava gushes in from nowhere*
Popplio: WAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGH!!!
Lemon: This way! Hurry!
*THWOMP!*
IlluZhion: Oh great, Thwomps...
*They slide under the Thwomp's path*
Nudge: That was-
Lemon: LOOK OUT!
*An ax swings in from nowhere, Nudge dodges just in time*
IlluZhion: Ah crap, I smell garlic...
Lely: Well, sayonara to you and Lemon then... Wario's in the other room...
Osc and Fiery: Just why?
Max: Waluigi's in there as well...
IlluZhion: Fuck this, I'm fighting 'em.
Lemon: Me too...
Wario: HAH HAH HAH! Goodbye, losers!
IlluZhion: Pffft, bring it on, fatso.
Waluigi: WALUIGI GONNA WIN!
*Lemon and Waluigi fight while IlluZhion and Wario fight*
Max: Come on you two...
Wario: BUUUUUUURRRRRRRP!
IlluZhion: Ah shit...
*IlluZhion explodes into a load of bats*
Wario: WAH HAH- Huh?
Waluigi: I'MMA HELP-A YOU BR-
*Lemon throws a bunch of cyber-shurikens at Waluigi*
Lemon: Don't mess with me again, you bony dipshit.
*The bats manage to scare off Wario, at which point they turn back into IlluZhion*
Lely: Wow... I don't think I've ever seen IlluZhion and Lemon like that... Anyway, we should get going...
This episode was great, this Fiery pun was absolutely well thought but indeed it sounds like a dad joke. The only complaint I have to say is how Lemon sounds overly agressive and dark, more than her actual personnality, it sounds more like what you would want her to be, as an edgelord, than th eactual Lemon. That feels kinda unnatural if you ask me. What's with the Club IlluZhion too ? I didn't understand...
Anyways, this fanfic is great nonetheless. Good job.
I have shit humor
You can't be worse than me. I'm literally the worst jokester on Earth
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