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Season 1 Episode 2

Yoshi wioll haven fall off

Music: https://objection.lol/objection/9178269


*riiing riiing riiing*
Woodboy: What was that?!
(Music Start)
Nommanic: Huh? What just-
*riiing riiing riiing*
India: It's a fire!
Explorer: Let's get out of here already!
(Everyone runs out of the bunks.)

Toadette: I don't like the bad feeling I'm getting...
Nommanic: WHAT WAS THAT?!?
(Everyone looks where Nommanic was pointing.)
Explorers: It's Mimi! And she's being held hostage!
*riiing riiiing riiing*
Nommanic, Kevin, Stella, Opulent, and Diamond: WAIT WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Explorers: Uh oh, there's more.
(Gold is being held at knifepoint by a random girl-)
Random Girlfriend: You couldn't give them my first name? Or even just have them say, "Gold's girlfriend?" Nooooo... it had to be "some random girlfriend!" WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
*riiiing riiing riiing*
Nommanic: Hey, that knife you're holding can't kill if aimlessly thrown.
(Gold is being held at knifepoint by his (former) girlfriend.)
Girlfriend: That's better.
(Buck and Tom walk in.)
Tom: Hey, I heard a fire alarm. What just ha...ppeeennnneeeedddd...?
*riiing riiing riiing*
(He stares at the hostages.)
Nommanic and Opulent: I hope you don't mind asking, but you just got a crush on *whispers*, right?
Tom: Uh, uh, uuuhhh
Nommanic and Opulent: I knew it.
*riing riiing riiinng*
Tom: Wait but I DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING! *tackles Nommanic*
(Kevin, GamerGuy, Hunter, Harper, and Opulent stand straight up and start fighting...)
Tom: You will REGRET WHAT YOU SAID!! Hiya- YAAAAAAAAARGHHH!!!
Opulent: Pyrokinesis. You didn't expect that in the least.
*riiing riiing riiiing*
Kevin: Hold up! We have more important problems!
Tom: ...fffiiinnneee...
*riing riiing rii-*
India: Like, what just happened?
Explorers: A fire. What else?
Nommanic: The fire... ... ...is right there! *points*
Explorers: ...but I don't see it...
Nommanic: Oh, right. You're not wearing glasses. Follow me! *runs*
(Everyone follows.)
Kevin: Woah. What happened?
Nommanic: Let's see... their bunk somehow caught on fire. Uhh is this a flint and steel here?
Everyone else: Yes, it is.
Explorers: But what is going on here? Because-
???: YAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Blue: ...! That blood-curdling scream came from the hall!
(Everyone runs outside.)
Mimi: W-wait! B-but why do you need to hold ME hostage!
???: Very well. I will explain. But first, they need to be removed.
Everyone: Wait, what?
*bang*
Opulent: Ou-OUCH!!
*bang*
India: OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*kaboom*
???: What was that?!
Opulent: *holding onto the wall* That... was an exploding pistol.
???: Wait, you mean- OH NO!!
Kirby: *floating in* Hiiiii!! What's going... ... ...on...
Bandanna Dee: Uhh...
Red: Welcome! We have a little... problem here and hope that we can solve it as soon as possible! Good night!
Blue: You have to get used to her-
Red: Anyways! The situation is currently very under control! Go, Stanley!
(A pink Stanley water bottle is pulled from her bag.)
Blue: ...fine. Purified Great Value's also gonna join in the fun.
(A Great Value Purified Drinking Water is pulled from HIS bag.)
Nommanic *to Bandanna Dee* Is that a spear that you got?
*sqruiiiiiiiiiiiirtz*
Bandanna Dee: Oh right it's called a spear.
Buck: ...?
(The two water bottles extinguish the flames.)
Lakitu: *bursting in* Hey guys! The race is about to start!
Everyone: Wait, what?

(...the start of the race...)
Lakitu: Everyone! 3 2 1 GO!
(Music Change)
(Everyone gets a rocket start.)
Kevin: Huh? What's this? Yoshis... Other...
(Kevin and Hunter go to the right side labeled "Yoshis", but everyone else goes to the left side labeled "Other". Kevin, Stella, Harper and Hunter fall down the falls.)
Kevin: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
(Music Change)
GamerGuy, GamerGirl, and Nommanic: WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!?
Opulent: That is dangerous. I think imma go get some marshmallows.
Nommanic: OH COME ON!
(Each driver hops out of their karts and gets marshmallows.)
GamerGirl, Nommanic, and Russia: ...fine we'll bring them.
(The racers approach the second set of boxes, and crash into an invisible wall.)
Everyone: WHAAAAAT?!?!?
(The racers go below the bridge.)
Buck: Ugh... This is... Haaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrdddddddd...... *falls down*
Lakitu: Meanwhile, everyone else is heading to the second lap! Tom and Buck are close behind, though... and Tom is eating marshmallows! They switch, so Buck drives. And everyone is now officially in the second lap! Everyone goes for other... but it was a trap! Everyone falls. As they recover...
Tom: Wait. I'm getting biriyani.
India: Wait, what?
(Tom gets some... cheetos for everyone to enjoy.)
GamerGuy, GamerGirl, Nommanic, Opulent, and Kirby: Okay first we have marshmallows now we have cheetos WHAT IS GOING ON
(Everyone but them eat the cheetos.)
India: YOU LIAR!
Lakitu: ...and everyone resumes karting! Tom pulls an ax, throws it... and... creates a portal.
Kirby: Cool! Portal-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
India: It's do or die! Let's go in!
(Everyone jumps... and lands in the exact same position. Garfield gets lasagna.)
Everyone: Oh no not again.
(Everyone but Odie and Garfield resume karting.)
Lakitu: ...meanwhile, the racers are approaching the last lap! They go half-half... and all of them fall into the water!
Explorers: Okay, now what are we supposed to do now?
Mimi: *from above* Hey guys! You're supposed to swim the last lap!
Everyone: WAIT WHAT
(Music Change)
Explorers: ...cool music.
Lakitu: ...and the swimmers swim to the second item box set! Tom pulls an ax again, and throws it backwards at the box! He pulls... a golden mushroom, and now he is going through the boost section and gets first!
Tom: *smirks* Nice. I know this will impress-
Mimi: And Explorers decides to go for the item, even though he is in third! He pulls a bomb, and throws it backward to hit Nommanic! Now, Explorers and Explorer-
(They blush.)
Stella: Uh oh... I feel sick now...
Lakitu: WAIT WHAT
Mimi: Huh?
Lakitu: Wait, Kevin and Stella both finished BEFORE BUCK AND TOM!!
(Music Change)
Tom: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Here, take this! *throws grenade*
Nommanic and Opulent: Wait, what?
(The grenade explodes.)
Lakitu: ...and everyone finishes, except for Garfield and Odie.

Mimi: Hey Nommanic and Opulent can I have a quick word with you?
(She pulls them to a side room.)
Mimi: Since you lost, you have to play, uhh, one of the songs in this episode for everyone else this night.
Nommanic: No problem! We both play viola. Do we use our own instruments or do we use the stadium's?
Mimi: Uhh you can do either one of these-
Nommanic: Great! *teleports* ... I'm back.
(He gives one of the violas to Opulent.)
Mimi: Oh, and feel free to have anyone not in this fanfic play an instrument. Oh, and I'll be playing the drums. Just so you know.
(Music Change)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------later-that-night--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Harper: Huh? What's this?
Hunter: It reads, "Tonight, at the cafeteria: Music Show."
Nommanic: ...
GamerGuy: *to Nommanic* hey where did you hide that MKW?
Nommanic: *whispering back* in the bathroom cabinet. But I can't play tonight.
(GamerGuy goes & gets "il mondo di Mario Kart" )
Fireboy: Look! THEY HAVE MARIO KART WORLD! CHARGE!!
GamerGuy: Uhh guys I think we can share.
Opulent: *to Nommanic* they're completely focused on Mario Kart World.
(They head for the cafeteria.)

Sometime later...
Mimi: Hey everyone! It's time for that show in that flyer!
Everyone: YAY!!
(Everyone heads to the cafeteria.)

The performance; listen to it for a while, but close the other tab for music: https://www.beepbox.co/player/#song=9n51sbkal00e07t1Ma7g0fj07r1i0o43333T1v0u91f10l7q8121d35AbF6B8Q28c0Pb745E179T1v2u91f10l7q8121d35AbF6B8Q28c0Pb745E179T1v3u92f30o21962pcq0x10w02d16A8F4B3Qd107P5a93E2b9639T1v1u92f30o21962pcq0x10w02d16A8F4B3Qd107P5a93E2b9639T1v2u40f0qwx10r511d08A4F2B6Q0068Pf624E2b676T4v0uf0f0q011z6666ji8k8k3jSBKSJJAArriiiiii07JCABrzrrrrrrr00YrkqHrsrrrrjr005zrAqzrjzrrqr1jRjrqGGrrzsrsA099ijrABJJJIAzrrtirqrqjqixzsrAjrqjiqaqqysttAJqjikikrizrHtBJJAzArzrIsRCITKSS099ijrAJS____Qg99habbCAYrDzh00E0b4zhmu000000h8x4z0000014y4ic000004zhmu000000id5pU0000014h8yc00000p29ZBWqf8U0LEwieCCWCGKiBZdhvhmhM41ihRlO4LEJbW80zFFJFGHAFvjknQlAtddA1jlnjnW39LM39FKGGGFGHAuqOGYP9FJw879OGXe8I0LM39FwaGGGqGVbCIGLcOqrqGGCrnM0rd7EAaCi-CqpbWpFALFCCi_842Ci-CqpbWpFALFCCi_haCi-yqpbWpFALsSLNewFJv85556gkkkq553dHYm2PnU80LE1bTdvPe5XSLVGQy_IQbWbbU40LSHgb-hELE0bYCubZCHib-PgLEILSpMLQ2qILUxfy_g9bYWGbZCrhb-rty_sELPg0kR_f4lC5_k-g5_4w5-j81vIRqhvPqInXAB-heBXdHU0czjhZgc0hRkM97jjtjlp9ieSGIzGFI8U20F8WGV2hO5dV7lj04tddRdlAB8XqGOeGCMzFFJwaqGWq_gpc1w6jjtllljln8YRBlVCjjr0gejBlSsho1vw6jj0lllkRlOndplupAQSRll9Jv0FEPx704t97ihQAt97ihQAtPhAxE6qcCnJ7FXlIQvcYplsjf5VtYjf6ln4PNunv4PNBlNcYpBTNcYMeHklicD_wn__R9TB5RAA001v__llFQTuig005__WUtuLnHRWZuKDkPcPcw

(Cyan part is Opulent, Yellow is Nommanic, Orange is Esoteric, Green is Cinnamon, Drums is Mimi, and Pink is Phanto)

---After---the---performance---

Cinnamon: Oh, and if anyone asks, it was all *points at Mimi* HER idea.
(Explorers and Explorer clap louder than everyone else.)
Opulent: That's it. The end. Bye bye, except that we are still in the Mario Kart Group.
(Everyone goes back to the bunks.)
Mimi: Wait! I forgot to list the winners!
Explorers: Uh oh. Can't you remember them, at all?
Mimi: Uhh no I can't.
Explorers:
Stella:

Season 1
   Episode 2
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           THE END

...to be continued...