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[SEASON 2 EPISODE 4] How to win a Race
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9768 pts ★ ExpertOn 2024-08-21 at 01:27:22
Prolouge PT.2
2 people walk in, which is coolmonkey and joshyesploshi
Yoshi649: FINALLY! C'MON SIGN UP I WANNA GET RACING!
Lady at the desk: Uhhh, I think you got this wrong....This is like, you sign up, and you gotta take a 50 minute drive to Mario Kart University. But right now we're just waiting for others.
Yoshi649: ARE YOU F*CKING SERIOUS-
JoshyEsploshi: puts his hand on Yoshi's shoulder Just take it easy, I've felt that way, where I always had to wait for something and-
Yoshi649: I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOUR STUPID LECTURE, LEAVE ME THE F*CK ALONE!
coolmonkey looks at JoshyEsploshi in confusion
CoolMonkey: What's up with you my guy?
Yoshi649: And don't call me guy.
another person walks in
Kirby: Hey guys! What's up? he trys to say in a cool way
Yoshi: to himself I can't live 1 second longer with these people
Joshy: So uhhh, what we doing?
Yoshi: Y'know what? F*ck it.
Yoshi charges towards Joshy and tackles him to the ground beating him up
Kirby: Oh my! OH MY! Someone get security!
CoolMonkey: HEY HEY HEY! STOP IT! he grabs Yoshi away as Kirby goes to treat Joshy all bruised up
Lady at the desk: coming back from getting papers WHAT HAPPENED?!?
CoolMonkey and Kirby: Yoshi and Jo shi got into a fight.
Lady at the desk: Both of you in the office!
in the office....
Lady at the desk: So why did you tackle him?
Yoshi: This sh*t is taking TOO long, I wanna race NOW! Plus, this b*tch is annoying as f*ck
Joshy: OH HEY WATCHING YA F*CKING MOUTH, I MAY LOOK INNOCENT AND KIND BUT OH BOY MY MOUTH WILL SAY STUFF I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID IF YOU'RE GONNA SAY THAT TO ME!
Lady at the desk: looks at them for a couple of seconds and wipes her glasses before beginning to talk I'll be nice and make a deal, I'll let you guys stay, if you guys can not cuss or fight each other. Deal?
Joshy and Yoshi: D e a l .
Chapter 1 coming soon!
2 people walk in, which is coolmonkey and joshyesploshi
Yoshi649: FINALLY! C'MON SIGN UP I WANNA GET RACING!
Lady at the desk: Uhhh, I think you got this wrong....This is like, you sign up, and you gotta take a 50 minute drive to Mario Kart University. But right now we're just waiting for others.
Yoshi649: ARE YOU F*CKING SERIOUS-
JoshyEsploshi: puts his hand on Yoshi's shoulder Just take it easy, I've felt that way, where I always had to wait for something and-
Yoshi649: I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOUR STUPID LECTURE, LEAVE ME THE F*CK ALONE!
coolmonkey looks at JoshyEsploshi in confusion
CoolMonkey: What's up with you my guy?
Yoshi649: And don't call me guy.
another person walks in
Kirby: Hey guys! What's up? he trys to say in a cool way
Yoshi: to himself I can't live 1 second longer with these people
Joshy: So uhhh, what we doing?
Yoshi: Y'know what? F*ck it.
Yoshi charges towards Joshy and tackles him to the ground beating him up
Kirby: Oh my! OH MY! Someone get security!
CoolMonkey: HEY HEY HEY! STOP IT! he grabs Yoshi away as Kirby goes to treat Joshy all bruised up
Lady at the desk: coming back from getting papers WHAT HAPPENED?!?
CoolMonkey and Kirby: Yoshi and Jo shi got into a fight.
Lady at the desk: Both of you in the office!
in the office....
Lady at the desk: So why did you tackle him?
Yoshi: This sh*t is taking TOO long, I wanna race NOW! Plus, this b*tch is annoying as f*ck
Joshy: OH HEY WATCHING YA F*CKING MOUTH, I MAY LOOK INNOCENT AND KIND BUT OH BOY MY MOUTH WILL SAY STUFF I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID IF YOU'RE GONNA SAY THAT TO ME!
Lady at the desk: looks at them for a couple of seconds and wipes her glasses before beginning to talk I'll be nice and make a deal, I'll let you guys stay, if you guys can not cuss or fight each other. Deal?
Joshy and Yoshi: D e a l .
Chapter 1 coming soon!
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1On 2024-08-20 at 03:04:45
Prolouge
Yoshi649: Finally, After all those hours on the plane, I am here! Mario Kart PC! walks in Wow! That's alot of people here! If they are going against me i'm gonna kick ass!walks towards the sign up desk
Lady at the desk: Oh hello! You must be Yoshi649 signing up!
Yoshi649: I sure am! signing the paper So what do I do now?
You need to wait for 14 more people to come! It will take a few months or more...
(edit: which it did, took 9 months)
Yoshi649: WHAT?!?! SO I COME HERE JUST TO WAIT FOR A FEW DAYS FOR THOSE F*CKING SLOW POKES TO SIGN UP TOO?!?
everyone in the building stares at him with disappointment and shame
Yoshi649: Heh heh....to himself quietly This is great! Very great! Just f*cking awesome!
Yoshi649: Finally, After all those hours on the plane, I am here! Mario Kart PC! walks in Wow! That's alot of people here! If they are going against me i'm gonna kick ass!walks towards the sign up desk
Lady at the desk: Oh hello! You must be Yoshi649 signing up!
Yoshi649: I sure am! signing the paper So what do I do now?
You need to wait for 14 more people to come! It will take a few months or more...
(edit: which it did, took 9 months)
Yoshi649: WHAT?!?! SO I COME HERE JUST TO WAIT FOR A FEW DAYS FOR THOSE F*CKING SLOW POKES TO SIGN UP TOO?!?
everyone in the building stares at him with disappointment and shame
Yoshi649: Heh heh....to himself quietly This is great! Very great! Just f*cking awesome!
On 2024-08-20 at 02:23:30
You shouldn't make a fanfic because it's "trendy" that's just a dumb reason to make something
But thats not the main reason I made a fanfic, mostly because I was deadass bored
1On 2024-08-20 at 02:14:57
This has literally became a trend on MKPC so I decided to do it too
! I am making a new fanfic called "How to win a Race!" This fanfic will be based on Mario Kart, and I will take 15 people MAX.
Prolouge 1 & 2 (on this page)
Here are the Episodes:
SEASON 1
Episode 1 (on this page)
Episode 2
Episode 3
Episode 4
Episode 5
Episode 6
Episode 7
Episode 8
Episode 9
SEASON 2
Episode 1
Episode 2
Episode 3
Other stuff i need to announce: I won't make the fanfic right away because of middle school and stuff, so in my free time when I come home and other stuff, If I have enough time I can make the story! And I also won't be answering your replies right away because of school
. But when I see that there is 15 people, thats when i'll say "Okay that is enough people, stay tuned for the story coming soon!"
If you have questions ask me!
Edit: I made this because I was deadass bored
! I am making a new fanfic called "How to win a Race!" This fanfic will be based on Mario Kart, and I will take 15 people MAX.Prolouge 1 & 2 (on this page)
Here are the Episodes:
SEASON 1
Episode 1 (on this page)
Episode 2
Episode 3
Episode 4
Episode 5
Episode 6
Episode 7
Episode 8
Episode 9
SEASON 2
Episode 1
Episode 2
Episode 3
Other stuff i need to announce: I won't make the fanfic right away because of middle school and stuff, so in my free time when I come home and other stuff, If I have enough time I can make the story! And I also won't be answering your replies right away because of school
. But when I see that there is 15 people, thats when i'll say "Okay that is enough people, stay tuned for the story coming soon!"If you have questions ask me!
Edit: I made this because I was deadass bored
Team shy
On 2025-07-29 at 20:57:32
After @Realgamerguy_yt was banned team shy broke apart. So I made this topic to revive it again.
rules in team shy:
You always must have to play as shyguy no mater if it normol shyguy, Green shyguy, Miner shyguy or any other shyguys.
You cannot attack other shyguys except for lightning. You need to at least let one shy guy dodge it if its 3 or more shy guys (Including u)
If one shyguy wins all of the shyguys win
rules in team shy:
You always must have to play as shyguy no mater if it normol shyguy, Green shyguy, Miner shyguy or any other shyguys.
You cannot attack other shyguys except for lightning. You need to at least let one shy guy dodge it if its 3 or more shy guys (Including u)
If one shyguy wins all of the shyguys win
nah, we replaced ts with Team Pow instead, team shy is dead.
#jointeampow
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1My Brother Quit.
On 2025-06-23 at 20:17:38
Sad, just like @BluePikmin, he may come back soon. Or one of my old MvLO friends I kinda forgot his name.
i met you in MvL fireluigi, i was that kai/veenyx guy
Ds Bowser's Castle OOB Cut (?)
On 2025-07-21 at 23:19:58
btw what is oob
Wanna be featured in a Multicup? (Super Milk Kart)
On 2025-07-17 at 23:39:30
Actually use this one please
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=194030&collab=Rd5plG_oKhyRHnGm2cVHnPQK
On 2025-07-09 at 00:18:31
thoughts on Sonic CD
On 2025-02-10 at 01:09:00
The ost
The US ost is ehh but Japan? They just do it better. For example here's Palmtree Panic Good future ost from US and Japan.
US VERSION
JAPAN VERSION
The US ost is ehh but Japan? They just do it better. For example here's Palmtree Panic Good future ost from US and Japan.
US VERSION
JAPAN VERSION
Is POW Team Unfair?
On 2025-08-06 at 19:23:27
I agree, why was my team deleted but not them?
cuz it only allowed white ppl đź’”
On 2025-08-06 at 03:35:37
pow team is fair i guess
edit: can y'all just speak up
edit: can y'all just speak up
I disagree. If an absurd amount of DOMINANT people are all in it, always 1 to 3/4 members in a lobby, its kinda unfair for people like me who aren’t on team pow, leading everyone on team pow to place a target on their head and constantly making them lose the race, but also VR. And i dont have that much vr, so if im constantly LOSING IT rather than having a chance to gain it is unfair. I could see the argument abt that they need to add a better matchmaking system, but theres never enough people playing to make it even work.
we don't team within our team we only do it to rival teams when we do normal races it's a free for all we just have a clan
On 2025-08-06 at 03:29:57
pow team is fair i guess
edit: can y'all just speak up
edit: can y'all just speak up
Could I be apart of the pow team plz
yes bro anyone can join just ask nodac
On 2025-08-06 at 03:13:20
pow team is fair i guess
edit: can y'all just speak up
edit: can y'all just speak up
12You can actually play in mobile
On 2025-08-06 at 19:46:49
Yea you read that right, its possible to play in mobile, for example while im writing this message in im mobile! If you wonder how do you play races in mobile, some butoons will appear down the screen for driving or using items, it really does work well but i'd recommend to play vertically cuz in horizontal the screen will be messed up 
guys i think we can play on mobile
MKPC Community’s SSB Roster!
On 2025-07-25 at 21:24:32
Tyler the creator (my profile picture)
Something you HATE a lot
On 2024-06-25 at 23:02:34
And I also hate when I get humiliated for my hair, If I get a buzzcut or something, Everyone gotta start touching me, start insulting me so bad, I just gotta sit and hold the tears back like a man, and when I get home, I just start crying in my room.
I wish I could stand up for myself.
So this one time, We were in P.E playing dodgeball And my friend (girl) got hit in the face, So I went up to her and said "What happened to your eyes? What happened? Are you okay?" I said that cause her eyes were red. Then she slapped me across the face my no dang reason, And I went to the restroom to bawl my eyes out. Weird part was, I was being nice....Some girls don't even know what kindness is. They're too dramatic.
Guys just know, If you ever feel down or you feel like no one loves you, Just know. Jesus will always be there. He loves you NO MATTER WHAT. Amen
I wish I could stand up for myself.So this one time, We were in P.E playing dodgeball And my friend (girl) got hit in the face, So I went up to her and said "What happened to your eyes? What happened? Are you okay?" I said that cause her eyes were red. Then she slapped me across the face my no dang reason, And I went to the restroom to bawl my eyes out. Weird part was, I was being nice....Some girls don't even know what kindness is. They're too dramatic.
Guys just know, If you ever feel down or you feel like no one loves you, Just know. Jesus will always be there. He loves you NO MATTER WHAT. Amen
Amen to that my brother in christ, may things get better for you and you stop getting bullied!
Thanks
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Oh yeah guys, Im making a scratch animation, Ill show you when im done. (Scratch is a coding site)
On 2024-06-25 at 17:49:10
And I also hate when I get humiliated for my hair, If I get a buzzcut or something, Everyone gotta start touching me, start insulting me so bad, I just gotta sit and hold the tears back like a man, and when I get home, I just start crying in my room.I wish I could stand up for myself.
So this one time, We were in P.E playing dodgeball And my friend (girl) got hit in the face, So I went up to her and said "What happened to your eyes? What happened? Are you okay?" I said that cause her eyes were red. Then she slapped me across the face my no dang reason, And I went to the restroom to bawl my eyes out. Weird part was, I was being nice....Some girls don't even know what kindness is. They're too dramatic.
Guys just know, If you ever feel down or you feel like no one loves you, Just know. Jesus will always be there. He loves you NO MATTER WHAT. Amen
I wish I could stand up for myself.So this one time, We were in P.E playing dodgeball And my friend (girl) got hit in the face, So I went up to her and said "What happened to your eyes? What happened? Are you okay?" I said that cause her eyes were red. Then she slapped me across the face my no dang reason, And I went to the restroom to bawl my eyes out. Weird part was, I was being nice....Some girls don't even know what kindness is. They're too dramatic.
Guys just know, If you ever feel down or you feel like no one loves you, Just know. Jesus will always be there. He loves you NO MATTER WHAT. Amen
On 2024-06-25 at 17:40:42
I found this topic and there is something I hate a lot, so I want to share it here as well! (Sorry for the revive btw)
I really don't like dogs. They are cute, but they can be scary at times, and slobbery LOL
I HATE DOGS like I don’t find them cute and I have severe cynophobia. Partly to do with religious reasons that you can ask about in DMs
@fractora
Your scared of dogs too? So am I! Even puppies Im scared of. They're cute and all, but just no. One time my friend's dog ran out her backyard and started chasing me, I was running like crazy... I still remember to this day:dodo