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Page 12!

Episode 1: If you're late, You're late!


(heres some background music if you want)


Lady at the desk: Actually, Since all the people are taking so long to come here, Let's just practice at the Training Ring! Its a 5 minute drive from here to there!



Yoshi: Okay! This isn't so bad after all!




they all go into the bus and taking a seat


Driver: Buckle Up! Because this ride is gonna get bumpy! And crazy.


Joshy: What exactly do you mean by c-crazy....?



the bus takes a jerking acceleration and they zoom onto the freeway zooming by several cars



Joshy: Now I'm in a situation where taking a s-sh*t beforehand would be useful!




Kirby: Chill out! We're on the best bus in the city!


Uranium: I-I'm already c-carsick



the bus goes faster, crashes off the highway and onto the freeway




CoolMonkey: AH! Are you crazy?!?! OH! WOE IS ME FOR ALL OF US SHALL BE ARRESTED AND PUT INTO CUSTODY!



back at the regester building, a new person named August walks in.




August: Hello? *quietly* where the hell is everyone



something catches August's eye, A Mario Kart



August: Oh f*ck yeah




back on the freeway



Yoshi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Uranium: *about to throw up*
UHS, OUHG, OUGHHHHHHHHHHHH, I-it's a-about to c-come o-o-ut



Driver: We're here!




everyone walks out of the bus with a face that looks like they've been on the MOST intense rollercoaster ever




Lady at the desk: Oh my! I forgot to introduce myself! My name is Mimi! Some people just call me Miriah! (MER-RI-YUH), I love meat!



Joshy: Well nice to meet you Mimi!
I know you like MY meat!



everyone stares at him



Yoshi: You're really bad at making dirty jokes


Kirby: Unbelivable.


Mimi: a little flustered by what Joshy said A-anyways...the Karts are over there! Once you get yours follow me!



Joshy and Yoshi are in the back of the line talking about Mimi


Joshy: Yo bro, Mimi is really cute bro, she's mine.



Yoshi: I have more charisma than you! You have NO chance!



coolmonkey pops up between them


Coolmonkey: Good luck on that, you're no where in her leauge.



they all look at each other



Joshy: It's on.



at the Training Ring



Mimi: So, Turn on your engines, And to get a good boost, y-you have to hit the acceleration when Lakitu, or the board says "2"! Got it? Once we master driver, start boosting, we'll get onto Drifting! The best part of this Training Journey!



they hear a noise that sounds like a new trainer



August: skids to a stop in style H-Hi guy! My name is August and-



Joshy: Yes we get it! Now get in the line so we get going!


August: tears up a little bit O-okay.....



Mimi: getting irratated GOSH WILL YOU STOP TALKING AND LISTEN?! WE DON'T HAVE TO LEARN DRIFTING, YOU GUYS CAN GO TO GRAND PRIX AND LOSE YOUR ASSES OFF. AM. I. CLEAR?



All: YES MA'AM



Joshy: to yoshi Okay, She's your's


Yoshi: No she's your's!



Uranium: Will ya stop arguing? Y'know what? Square up my guy!



August: G-guys?


C'MON SQUARE UP JOSHY



August can you please stop fighting? Please? tears up



C'MON JOSHY YOU SCARED OR WHAT?! HUH?



I SAID CAN YOU STOP!!!!!!




silence....





Chapter 2 coming soon!

                                                Prolouge PT.2

2 people walk in, which is coolmonkey and joshyesploshi


Yoshi649: FINALLY! C'MON SIGN UP I WANNA GET RACING!



Lady at the desk: Uhhh, I think you got this wrong....This is like, you sign up, and you gotta take a 50 minute drive to Mario Kart University. But right now we're just waiting for others.



Yoshi649: ARE YOU F*CKING SERIOUS-



JoshyEsploshi: puts his hand on Yoshi's shoulder Just take it easy, I've felt that way, where I always had to wait for something and-



Yoshi649: I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOUR STUPID LECTURE, LEAVE ME THE F*CK ALONE!



coolmonkey looks at JoshyEsploshi in confusion



CoolMonkey: What's up with you my guy?



Yoshi649: And don't call me guy.



another person walks in



Kirby: Hey guys! What's up? he trys to say in a cool way


Yoshi: to himself I can't live 1 second longer with these people

Joshy: So uhhh, what we doing?



Yoshi: Y'know what? F*ck it.


Yoshi charges towards Joshy and tackles him to the ground beating him up



Kirby: Oh my! OH MY! Someone get security!



CoolMonkey: HEY HEY HEY! STOP IT! he grabs Yoshi away as Kirby goes to treat Joshy all bruised up


Lady at the desk: coming back from getting papers WHAT HAPPENED?!?


CoolMonkey and Kirby: Yoshi and Jo shi got into a fight.



Lady at the desk: Both of you in the office!




in the office....



Lady at the desk: So why did you tackle him?



Yoshi: This sh*t is taking TOO long, I wanna race NOW! Plus, this b*tch is annoying as f*ck



Joshy: OH HEY WATCHING YA F*CKING MOUTH, I MAY LOOK INNOCENT AND KIND BUT OH BOY MY MOUTH WILL SAY STUFF I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID IF YOU'RE GONNA SAY THAT TO ME!



Lady at the desk: looks at them for a couple of seconds and wipes her glasses before beginning to talk I'll be nice and make a deal, I'll let you guys stay, if you guys can not cuss or fight each other. Deal?



Joshy and Yoshi: D e a l .



Chapter 1 coming soon!

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