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Luna: I hate duels. Seriously.
128: If there was no point, then what?
???: Hey.
Kiara: WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?
{Some new people join}
????: Hi. You're so beautiful...
Esoteric: My name is Esoteric. And the guy who just fell in love with you is called Veenyx. He is a friend of my brother.
Veenyx: Oh...
Kiara: Why does HE have to do this? We just met!
Little Potter: Come on!
{Kiara is still in a nervous breakdown}
Yoshi: My name is Yoshi. But not THAT Yoshi.
Miko: How did you find us?
Marcelo: Yeah, how?
Yoshi: Oh. Nothing. We were just walking.
Sheldon: I'm Sheldon. I LOVE fire.
Kiara: FINALLY someone normal...
???: I love playing video games.
Nerissa: Just tell me your name.
Cyberspace: Cyberspace.
Nerissa: Oh. OK.
???: Don't worry... what was your name again?
Kiara: Kiara.
Sabrina: My name is Sabrina. We can be friends!
Kiara: Oh. You are just trying to calm me down, aren't you?
Sabrina: More than that.
Kiara: Good to know!
{Kiara's nervous breakdown finally ends}
IRyS: The sky is starting to become dark...
Ollie: So why are we forced to sleep here on the rocks? There is a hotel nearby!
{They sleep in the hotel until 8:30 am}
Potter: Look! While we were sleeping, other people joined!
64: Let's see!
{They go outside. And there are PLENTY of people...}
Nommanic: Nommanic. I think Esoteric already talked to you about me.
Marcelo: Yoshi, did THEY come with you?
Yoshi: No.
Opulent: Opulent.
Cinnamon: Cinnamon.
Blue: My name is Blue. Because I like the color blue.
Kiara: Phew... Here is nothing like that guy Veenyx...
Isabelle: Mine is Isabelle.
Dark: Dark. Because I like darkness.
Wally: My name is Wally.
Glitch: I am the older brother of Cyberspace, Glitch.
India: My name is India.
IRyS: I think there is ALREADY ONE India...
India: Well, not THAT India.
Announcer: Only 7 slots left! What are you waiting for?

AND PAKISTAN'S COLOR?

So, your characters will not be included. Sorry.

@1ndmas Invalid SP

{It's July the 1st. Kiara sits inside the living room, playing Mario Kart World}
Kiara: I wonder if this could happen in real life...
{Suddenly, she hears a red car with SUPER HORNS that talks about a new racing competition}
Kiara: IT'S HAPPENING!!!
Car: Welcome to Super EXTREME KART! We are announcing a new competition. 36 RACERS will compete for the win!
{Because of the car, Kiara gets last on the race and she exits the game. The car stops, the window drops, revealing Ollie in the driver's seat}
Kiara: OLLIE! IS THAT REALLY YOU???
Ollie: Yes, I am. I'm trying to lure more people join SEK.
Kiara: Can you make this the MOST EXCITING racing competition ever? My birthday is in 5 days.
Ollie: Oh, what? Of course I will!
{The door is opening}
IRyS: HiRyS, it's IRyS! What are you talking about?
Both: Nothing! Just Super EXTREME Kart.
???: I think something's going on there...
IRyS: Nerissa! Are you into this, too?
Nerissa: Yep!
{Ollie enters the house}
???: Nya-hello...
IRyS: I remember this voice...
Miko: It's me, Mikochi-senpai!
Luna: And Luna-tan!
Kiara: The crew has united. Let's explore the city!
{IRyS puts on her headphones, designed just for her}
Miko: Let's visit our friends! Starting with 64!
{Nerissa knocks on 64's door}
64: Eh?
IRyS: Join Super EXTREME Kart right now!
64: Ok...
{They do this with the GamerAx family, 128, the Potter family and Marcelo}
Luna: Where should we go?
Marcelo: I think we must go to the canyon. It's not far!
Potter: FIVE KILOMETERS?!?!?!? IT CAN'T BE!
GamerMax: And we DO NOT have a car...
64: So that puts us at a disadvantage...
{It takes an hour and lots of worried screams}
Kiara: OLLIE, YOU HAD A CAR!!!
Ollie: Sorry, someone lent it to me and I had to return it.
Little Potter: So cool!
128: According to the log, that's a famous raceway. It's a chance for me to shine!
Announcer: You're the first 13 to come! But we need 36...
{The announcer turned out to be one of Ollie's best friends}
Ollie: Ready for a duel?
Kiara: What duel?
{Duel starts}
Kiara: So that is the duel...
Ollie: If any of us gets hit by the other's sword 5 times, they lose.
Kiara: In that case... We're both immortal. LITERALLY.
Ollie: Yeah! Because I'm a zombie and you are a phoenix...
{Duel ends with Kiara winning}
GamerJax: What was the point of this?
Announcer: Yeah, what?
Nerissa: Probably nothing.
IRyS and Miko: We wish this duel never happened...

@Marcelo64 YOU FORGOT THE NAME, KART AND GLIDER

@EAS_DUDE2035 the blue shell can be used by everyone

@OCM and @Electric_Guitar_Koopa, your characters got rejected because of the following reason:
Invalid Special Item

List of characters:
1. Kiara (SP: Fire Flower)
2. Ollie (SP: Bob-Omb Cannon)
3. IRyS (SP: Triple Red Shells)
4. Nerissa (SP: Yoshi Egg)
5. Miko (SP: Mushroom Cannon)
6. Luna (SP: Bubble)
7. 64 (SP: Green Fireball)
8. GamerJax (SP: Bob-Omb Cannon)
9. GamerMax (SP: Bob-Omb Cannon)
10. 128 (SP: Giant Banana)
11. Potter (SP: Triple Red Shells)
12. Little Potter (SP: Triple Red Shells)
13. Marcelo (SP: Chain Chomp)
14. Yoshi (SP: Boomerang Flower)
15. Nommanic (SP: Mushroom Cannon)
16. Opulent (SP: Red Fireball)
17. Cinnamon (SP: Yoshi Egg)
18. Esoteric (SP: Ice Flower)
19. Blue (SP: Capsule)
20. Veenyx (SP: Chain Chomp)
21. Sabrina (SP: Heart)
22. Isabelle (SP: Triple Green Shells)
23. Sheldon (SP: Fire Flower)
24. Dark (SP: Chain Chomp)
25. Wally (SP: Triple Bananas)
26. Cyberspace (SP: Chain Chomp)
27. Glitch (SP: Green Fireball)
28. India (SP: Mushroom Cannon)
29. Pakistan (SP: Triple Red Shells) (unidentified color)
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31.
32.
33.
34.
35.
36.

Welcome to Super EXTREME Kart!
Here, you can submit characters, like in other fanfics. Up to 36 characters can join!
Things you can submit:
Name
Kart (from DD; DS; Wii; 7; 8; Tour; MKW)
Glider (from 7; 8; Tour or wings from MKW)
Text color
Stats (speed, accel, handling, weight, miniturbo)
Personality
Special item (from DD or Tour)
Age and birthday (optional)
Here is mine:

Name: Kiara
Kart: Baby Blooper
Glider: Wings from MKW
Color: Orange
Stats: Everything is 5/10
Age: 18
Birthday: July 6
Personality: Always cheerful and helps
Special item: Fire Flower

Name: Ollie
Kart, Glider and stats: Same as Kiara
Color: Fuchsia
Age: 17
Birthday: October 13
Personality: Uncontrollable, can sometimes do trouble
Special item: Bob-Omb Cannon

Name: IRyS
Kart, Glider and stats: Same as Kiara
Color: Red
Age: As long as hope has been in your heart
Birthday: March 7
Personality: Loves music, really good
Special item: Triple Red Shells

Name: Nerissa
Kart, Glider and stats: Same as Kiara
Color: Navy
Age: At least 9,000 years old
Birthday: November 21
Personality: Rarely talks, has a dark side
Special item: Yoshi Egg

Name: Miko
Kart, Glider and stats: Same as Kiara
Age: 18
Birthday: March 5
Color: Same as Ollie
Personality: A normie who plays video games all day.
Special item: Mushroom Cannon

Name: Luna
Kart, Glider and stats: Same as Kiara
Age: 0
Birthday: October 10
Color: Purple
Personality: A "princess of sweets" who beats Miko at Mario Kart World.
Special item: Bubble

giratina turns into a mega gyarados

matt went to sinnoh and fought giratina

and ate you

and died

Yoshi travels to 3000 AD...

And then buys EVERYTHING in the store.

And bought milk...