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S2EP7 - PART 1

Last time on Super MKPC Galaxy: The Uprising, a bomb exploded in the desert! It's unclear if any of The Heroes survived, but right now an even greater threat lurks...

*Dust clears, Krazey and Chilli are lying on the sand*
Jey: K-Krazey? Chilli?
Max: It's no good, their pulse is gone...
Lely: HOLY CRAP WHO DID THIS?!
5072: If I had to place any bets, it's The Villains.
Max: Wait, where are BJ and Dietsoda?
Jey: BJ left ages ago. But what happened to Dietsoda?
5072: Holy fucking shit...
Ashton: Let's hope you're not thinking what I'm thinking...

Meanwhile...

Elija/IlluZhion: Lemon?
Lemon: Hey IlluZhion~
Elija/IlluZhion: Why am I in your room in the middle of the night? And why are you talking like that?
Lemon: I just wanna talk to you~
Elija/IlluZhion POV: Wait a second... Is she trying to flirt with me? It's the middle of the night, I'm in her room, she's talking like that...
Lemon: Don't be shy IlluZhion~ Kiss me~
Elija/IlluZhion: Ohhh my goodness... She's so hot...
*IlluZhion and Lemon kiss, IlluZhion accidentally bites her*

In the morning...

Lemon: AAAAAAARRRRRGGGH!!!
Elija/IlluZhion: You OK?
Lemon: WHY ARE THERE TWO BITE MARKS ON MY NECK?!
Elija/IlluZhion: Don't be scared, but last night I accidentally bit you...
Lemon: HOW?! WHY?!
Elija/IlluZhion: I'm a vampire, it's natural.
Lemon: S-so I'm turning into a v-vampire?
Elija/IlluZhion: Y-yeah... So do you wanna-
*Window smashes*
Nudge: I know you're trying to do all that mushy stuff, but you two better follow me!

In the cockpit...

Popplio: HOLY FUCK, NOT YOU FREAKS!
Lemon: Wait, what's going on? Where are Krazey and Chilli?
Max: YOU HEARTLESS MURDERERS! YOU KILLED THEM! THEY'RE DEAD!
Elija/IlluZhion: Wait, WHAT?! WE DIDN'T KILL THEM!
Lely: Mind explaining this?
*Lely hands IlluZhion the detonated bomb*
Elija/IlluZhion (under his breath): Dietsoda...
Jey: What?! I don't believe this bullshit!
Ashton: Well I guess it does kinda make sense... him and BJ left us ages ago...
Lely: You don't think...
Lemon: Let's hope not...
Max: Sorry you guys... Guess we'll just go...

Back in the desert...

Lely: HOLY. CRAP. NO.
Jey: What is it?
Lely: H-h-h-human... sk-skull...
Max: Holy-
*Dietsoda appears from nowhere*
Dietsoda: You guys better run before you die...

Actually there were various lines in this episode intended for other people lmao
By the way, the next episode is gonna get dark pretty quickly because

S2EP6

Last time on Super MKPC Galaxy: The Uprising, the Zyka, a malevolent alien race that desecrated the home of IlluZhion and Lemon, attacked The Villains' mothership! After a long and tiring battle to save Lemon, IlluZhion managed to kill the Zyka and protect his love. But the Zyka aren't the only ones trying to board the ship...

Elija/IlluZhion: Kris? How did you even manage to get here?
Kris: I have no clue, but I think I was sucked into some black hole.
Nudge: Just like us...
Lemon: Well either way, we need all the help we can get.
Kris: Wait, only you guys made it? What about Lely, Max, Chilli, Krazey-
Elija/IlluZhion: We don't talk about them...
Lemon: They betrayed us after Dimentio and Bowser attacked us and stole the Power Stars from us. It's not like they didn't try helping though, but they were too lazy to help us so we sent them away.
Paratroopa: Well that was their choice.
xrunner: Yeah, it's not like we forced them to go or anything.
Lemon: Let's not dwell on that for now. You guys must be knackered. Let's get some sleep. We can talk in the morning.

Meanwhile...

Dietsoda: Such unsuspecting morons.
Max: WHOA, WHAT IS THAT?!
Lely: HOLY SHIT, IT'S A BOMB!!!
Chilli: AAAAAAAAGGGGH!!! WE'RE DOOMED!!!
Krazey: Let's just back off and take cover!
*Bomb explodes*
Dietsoda: Hahahaha. They didn't suspect a thing.

The next episode of this fanfic is coming today (if I don't have anything else to do lmao)

S2EP5

Nudge: Wait, you know these guys?!
Elija: Yes. They're the Zyka, an evil race who destroyed the home galaxy of me and Lemon.
Popplio: OK WHAT THE FUCK
Zyka Chief: ...su nioJ...nohiZullI
Elija: No way. I refuse.
Zyka Chief: !!!HGGGRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRG
Nudge: Wait, you can understand these... things?!
Elija: Yes... but now's not a good time to talk! LOOK OUT!!
Nudge, Popplio, Paratroopa and xrunner: AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!
Zyka Chief: !!!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWM !!!NRUB
Elija: HAND MY GIRL OVER RIGHT THIS INSTANT!!
Zyka Chief: !!!LLEH ni ...reh nioj nehT
Elija: LAY YOUR HANDS OFF HER!!
Lemon: I-IlluZhion... H-help me... I'm losing... my... breath...
Elija/IlluZhion: LEMON!!!
*IlluZhion slashes at the Chief, who just splits in half but regenerates*
Zyka Chief: .em llik tonnac uoY .eripmav hsilooF
Elija/IlluZhion: BUT I CAN.
*IlluZhion slashes at the Chief's heart*
Zyka Chief: !!!HHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
Lemon: Gah...
Elija/IlluZhion: Lemon! I'm so glad you're alive...
Lemon: ILLUZHION! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!! THANK YOU!!!
Elija/IlluZhion: I... I love you too...
???: Need a hand, you guys?
The Villains: Kris?

By the way, I'm gonna release the next episode today as well because I probably can't next week.

S2EP4

Last time on Super MKPC Galaxy, Mario and co. hitched a ride on The Villains' spacecraft. What will happen? And are the rumors true about Lemon and Elija? Find out in today's episode of Super MKPC Galaxy: The Uprising!

Elija: So tell me what happened, Popplio.
Popplio: Basically... oh I don't know! I've not even figured out who made it here yet!
Elija: Well I'm certain they'll show up sometime soon. For now let's just focus on getting these Stars.

Meanwhile...

Lely: Ugh, this heat is unbearable...
Max: Let's stop and take a break. Even if Elija manages to get here somehow, we'll have the strength to fight if we take a breather...
Chilli: Are you two serious? I LOVE IT!!!
Dietsoda: Such weak-minded imbeciles.
Krazey: This stupid hard skin... if only there was a rock around here...
Ashton: I'm so hungry...
Jey: Owwwwwwww...
BJ: Can all of you stop being so selfish?
Dietsoda: Finally, somebody reasonable.
BJ: We're never gonna get anything done if we keep thinking about ourselves. So let's get going ASAP.
Dietsoda: Maybe I said that a little too prematurely.

Back at The Villains' base...

Elija: You uhhh... said you had something to tell me...?
Lemon: Uhhh...
Elija: Go ahead, Lemon.
Lemon: I uhhh... I... lo-
Nudge: GUYS I KNOW YOU'RE BUSY EXCHANGING GLANCES AND ALL THAT, BUT THE HEROES HAVE COME!
Lemon (under her breath): I love you, IlluZhion. Don't ever change.

As soon as they made it to where Nudge directed them...

Elija: OK HOLD THE PHONE YA FREAKS!
Lely?: .noihZullI, gnihtyna yrt t'noD
Max?: .egatsoh nomeL devoleb ruoy dloh ll'ew rO
Lemon: Uhhh... wha- AAAAAAAARGH!
*Fake Max grabs Lemon with its long jelly-like arm*
Elija: LEMON! OK, TIME TO DEAL WITH YA FUCKERS...

Finally getting back to work here
I just hope Lemon's ok...

Nevermind just checked they're all 13-16

It's even worse considering some of them are as young as 11

They're not even adults, they're like 16 at maximum

Guys I'm sorry but for now I'm not writing a plot. My crush (who if you hadn't already figured out is Lemon) is extremely stressed out by recent events on Discord.
I'll come back to this in a few days, though (maybe)
I'm not lying, right now I just wanna give her a hug and a kiss and tell her that I'm there for her

Yeah, I'm thinking of a plot
But it's hard when you've got girls lusting after you, a severe crush and tons of artwork lol

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Nj09HFRaiGfgfLaL2rrlNhA64yThWRbGiZvpHjBWgDo/viewform?chromeless=1&edit_requested=false
This is just a survey about what you think of the story so far
To be honest, I should've done this when the story actually started but I couldn't be asked lol

S2EP3

Last time on Super MKPC Galaxy: The Uprising, Elija ran into an unknown object! What secrets does it hold? What secrets are Lemon and Elija hiding? Find out in today's episode of Super MKPC Galaxy: The Uprising!

Elija: ...Huh?
The Villains: AAARGH! A WORMHOLE!
???: WAAAAH!
The Villains: Uhhh...
???: Hey, what's-a going on?
???: Where-a even are-a we?
???: Let's, uhh...
???: NO FAIR! LET'S JUST ASK THESE RANDOM PEOPLE AND GET THE HELL OUTTA-
???: Just- gah, Daisy, calm down.
???: Daisy's-a right, Peach. We-a have no-a idea how we'll-a get back home.
???: But-a how, Mario?
Peach: I have an idea. Mario, Luigi, Daisy, follow me.
Daisy: SERIOUSLY?! WE ALWAYS FOLLOW YOU!
Peach: Just lie low and keep silent, Daisy.
Daisy: Crap.

Meanwhile, far from the cockpit...

Elija: Uhhh...
Elija POV: This is kinda awkward...
Lemon: E-Elija? Are you OK? You said you needed to tell me something...
Elija: Uhhh... it doesn't matter. Just check the cockpit for anything out of the usual.
Lemon POV: What is he hiding from me? Maybe he also... nah, I'll save that for later.
Lemon: OK. If you need to talk, just call me.
Nudge: OK Elija, what's going on? Don't dismiss this as nothing. Are the rumors true?
Elija POV: Yeah.
Elija: No.
Nudge: OK...
Popplio: Look Elija, don't mind Nudge (or anyone for that matter). We're all kinda stressed right now. After that security breach-
Elija: WHAT?!

Thanks broski
The next episode is coming today

S2EP2

After the rivalry with The Heroes, The Villains make haste in an effort to reclaim the stolen Power Stars. But will they succeed? Are The Heroes itching for a rematch? Or is it something more bizarre? Find out in today's episode of Super MKPC Galaxy: The Uprising!

Lemon: Hey Elija. Anything wrong?
Elija: Nah...
Lemon: You sure? You've been kinda anxious lately.
Elija: It's just... nah, I'll be OK.
Nudge: Won't talk to ya, huh?
Lemon: Nah... Do you think he's really OK?
Nudge: That's the boss for ya.
Lemon: You don't think maybe-
Nudge: I don't know. Perhaps. But I doubt it.
DarkDemon: Heeeeyy, Lemon's got a crush!
*Lemon gets embarrassed*
Lemon: No I don't!
DarkDemon: Yeeeaah, sure, that's why ya look at him like that, isn't it?
Lemon: Who?
DarkDemon: Heh, I was just messin' with ya. Let's go.

Meanwhile...

Max: Owwwwww...
BJ: I was not expecting that...
Toad: WAAAAAA!
Lely: Why would they do that though?
Chilli: I have no idea, but I doubt I'll wanna find out anytime soon...

Back at The Villains' base...

Popplio: Wow, Elija sure seems agitated...
xrunner: Maybe it's true.
Popplio: What?
xrunner: You haven't heard the rumors? Are you serious?
Paratroopa: Do you honestly believe those?
xrunner: Eh... maybe.
Elija: THE HOLY COW IS THAT?
The Villains: Huh?

S2EP1

Last time on Super MKPC Galaxy: The Uprising, the 7 Power Stars were stolen! In an effort to reclaim them, Elija split them up again. This time, however, there would be another roadblock in The Heroes’ way…

???: Sorry I'm late guys!
Nudge: Dark? What took you so long?
DarkDemon: I don't know, I just wound up here all of a sudden.
Elija: Well at least someone's here on our side.
DarkDemon: Uhhh... what?
Lemon: Max, Lely and the others didn't agree with our plan. Me and Elija suggested looking for the Power Stars immediately, but they didn't want to! Can you believe it? And that's coming from Lely's mouth!
Yoshi: I don't usually talk, but these guys are right. Those Stars were stolen from right under our noses, but Max and Lely were too lazy to do anything.
DarkDemon: So, uhhh... what's the plan?
Lavadra: WE WERE THINKING OF STOPPING THEM IN OUR TRACKS. PARATROOPA SAID IT WOULD BE BETTER IF WE AMBUSHED THEM SOMEHOW.
Elija: Then we've no time to waste. Let's get going.

Someplace far from The Villains' base...

Ashton: What's taking Elija and the others so long?
Dietsoda: Boring.
Max: They disagreed with our plan, and Elija had a fight with Chilli. What do you expect? Now let's-
Paratroopa: Hold it right there, suckers!
Lely: Paratroopa? What's gotten into you? You're not usually like this.
Nudge: Save it, Lely. Save it for the boss.
Yoshi: YOSHI YOSHI!
Chilli: ...Bruh.
Lemon: YEAH THAT'S RIGHT YA SUPERLOSERS! CRANK UP THE VOLUME!
BJ: Whaaa...
*Flowering Nights starts playing and Elija enters from the electronic stage*
DarkDemon: You'll be sorry, losers!
Elija: HEYA LOSERS!
Chilli: Uhhh... what?
Max: What's gotten into you lot?
Lemon: NOW PREPARE... TO FIGHT!

Hi guys!
Sorry it's been a while, but I'm making the first episode of Season 2 right now.
I was hooked up with A LOT (and most of you know why)