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I am definitely a good Pokemon player

OH NO. (I actually am good at MK8DX so I have room to talk ya know.)

I am ShortCat.

uh yeah
i do be snaking I've last seen him last week (I actually did)

I am an alt of @GabeGamer. please don't ban me I'm not an alt I'm joking

I am NEO and I have 99999 vr in Mariokart 8 Deluxe

I put my Nintendo Switch...

I've only seen the demo, but I guess a Yoshi or Golden Egg (or Special Egg, cuz of Yoshi's Island) cup... maybe.

There's also Super Roblox Kart (originally Mariokart R but was taken down and revived). Hyper Karts is probably by the same developer.

Anything that begins with B because I suck at remembering anything from geography class...
Or anything at all...

Suggestion Maker please.

Breaking out of a room like I'm The Hulk lol
Other than that, I chatted on Discord with a mate.

This is basically dead, but I'm reviving it...

Rap, Bro!

Rox: Bro, what are you doin'?
Ziro: Trying to rap...
Rox: It's easy. Think about a topic. Now bring it!

Ziro: Alright.
Rox: This battle will be legendary!

Ziro: Yoshi! Er...
I'm an epic Yoshi
Got a brotha named Boshi.
I like drivin' karts and bikes
And I like spidermen and tights (wait wut?)
Er... that's all I got, your turn, Roxas.

Rox: Cool, cool

I'm Roxas the nobody
I am loved by everybody
I'm the dual wielder
I'm iconic, I'm mythic
Not just a dreamer
I'm gonna take you to the clinic

Ziro: Oh nonono lil mate
I'll be back one day.
I just had a visit
One day longer not gonna stay
Be drivin' like I'm villainous
I drop what I gonna say.
Pass that mic back
And I'll come back Saturday.

Rox: Think you can keep up, huh ?
You'll never see it comin'
I eat your eggs at the mornin'
You're just Mario's mount
For him you don't even count
I am a part of Sora
I'll beat you before aurora

I'm in fiiiiiire toniiight!

Ziro: I'll just eat my shoes
Really expecting just to lose
I'm a little on momentum
Helps me boost my inner venom
Droppin' beats like I'm Beethoven
Might well as well be Mister Koven
ChatGPT ain't behind it
If I was smart I wouldn't say it
But if I was a Superman
I'd rather be a Spider-Man.

Rox: Siiick, you're a natural!
Ziro: I thought I sucked... Wanna play some Splatoon?
Rox: Does a ink gun have a canister?

Feel free to join the fanfic, I'm going to transfer it to a SM64 fiction.

Ziro: It's a dark night, kid. Stay inside.
Rox: Anything could happen! Literally anything!

Ziro: Harpe- YIKES! AAAAAAAGH!
Rox: Z!

Super Smash Bros. Prodigies (Trailer)
Criz: It's go time! COME ON KIRBYYYYY!!!! WOOO!
Dededee: My name's not Kirby, sausage man.
Criz: My name's not sausage man, Hammer Bro.
Dededee: ...

Harper: Aw, you're cute!
Baby Mario: (Smiles and suddenly pulls out a hammer and slams it down like an anvil)
Harper: Owwwww...

Shy Guy: Come on, Toad.
Blue Toad: Wait, you are the same height as me. And why do I have a shroom head?

Blitz: We have come... to crash the party. Get 'em.
Baby Mario: FIIIIIIGHT TIIIIIIIIIIMMEEEEEEE!!!!
Blitz: Oh, mama mia...

Marshal: Let's kick the tires and fight some fires!
Blue Toad: How did the pup get in here?
Criz: Boy, are you clueless...

Criz: If you want a fight... (Fight stance) Then it's Smash, Brother.
Blitz: I'll come for your passing.

This will be the center of the fanfics. After I finish Splatoon, I'll do...
Super Smash Bros: The Prodigies
A fanfic about characters that try to make it into Smash Bros Ultimate. The story is great, and if you want to see updates, follow the topic. I'll reveal the cast at this moment:

Thanks. Um... It is a fanfic. Now, for today's episode...


Rox: Dude, just put on a mask! Then no one will recognize you!
Ziro: Alright... (Puts on black ski mask and hoodie) I just look like a bank robber, man.
Rox: Does it matter? Now, put these on. (hands Ziro sunglasses)
Ziro: Eh, whatever, let's just go.
Rox: Remember, mate, Cinderella...
Ziro:


MC Toadster: NOW LET'S GET THE PARTY STARTED WITH SOME FREESTYLIN' IN A CONTEST! GET ON THE FLOOR AND DANCE... IT... OUUUUT!!!
Ziro: Alright, here we go! (dances to MC Hammer's "U Can't Touch This"
Male Bystander: Wow, dude's good!
MC Toadster: I THINK WE HAVE A WINNER! OUR GUY IN BLACK!!!
Ziro: (bows and runs out to come around the building in regular clothes)
Rox: He-hey, that was fire, bro!

Ziro: Mornin, Joe! Hi, Marie! (Stops in his tracks) WHOA...
Harper: Hi... Ziro, right?
Ziro: Yaa... Yaaa... (nods "yes"
Harper: (Giggles) You're cute!
Ziro: Wha... WHAAAAT JUST HAPPENED!!?? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


Ziro: And the- I was li- HELP ME OUT BRO!!!
Rox: Dude, you're screaming like one o' those dudes in the TV shows that we laughed at. Caaaaaaalm doooooownnn.
Ziro: Well what am I supposed to do when one of the most popular girls in school SAYS I'M CUTE?? I have NO IDEA how to read social cues, so definitely cannot understand girls!
Rox: And I'm in the same age group as this dude... It's not the end of the world, bro
Ziro: ... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH (bro shut up) HHHHHHHH (bro, Shut. Up.) HHHHHH-OW (BRO SHUT UP)
Rox: It is not the end of the world, and screaming does absolutely nothing. Now, let's get to work.

Rox: Hey, bro, going to the Splatfight?
Ziro: You know it!
Rox: Okay, but please don't go screaming like crazy again...
Ziro: Okaaaaay... I'll try.

LATER AT SIZZLIN' SALMON

Rox: Hey, what are you thinking of getting?
Ziro: Probably Salmon Special.
Rox: Okay! I'll go order the stuff. Hey, can I crash at your place?
Ziro: Sure! Let me just check with my bro.


Steph: (snoring until being woken up by Ziro's text) Huh? Uh... I guess that's fine... (starts snoring again after a few seconds)


Ziro: Shush! Shut it!
Rox: Okay, okay... (trips over barbell and the noise wakes up Steph)
Steph: Huh? Yo, red head!
Rox: (groans)
Ziro: Hey, bro. How'd it go?
Steph: It was good. Can't beat the champ!
Ziro: Ha. (walks into his room and closes door) PARTY TIIIIIME!!!
Rox: WOOO!!!