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[Fanfic] MKPCverse Season 4 ~ Rebirth of a Star [Mature content ?]
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12273 pts ★ ChampionOn 2024-02-25 at 01:52:20
Chapter 5 : You got me I got you
And I wouldn't want it any other way...
Max : ...
Nudge : ...
Fiery : ...
Krazey : ...
Noob : ...
Osc : ...
Alice : ...
Pianta : ...
Lely : ... Why ?
Max : Because of you.
Lely : Alright, so you just... hanged yourself because of me ?
Max : Yes I did. Of course.
Nudge : That's like a waste. I would have wanted to be the one to hang you to the airshaft, so stop being selfish.
Osc : Hanging yourself to a airshaft is lame. Hang yourself to a chair. That's much funnier. It's the art of bondage.
Krazey : Alright let's try to be serious, why the actual hell would you try to commit suicide ? We never thought you could be this unhappy. We should have talked this out. If Lely wasn't a cringe bird and decided to watch the sun set, you would be dead. For what ? No reason. No absolute motherfucking I swear to God freaking bloody reason.
Max : Oh Krazey I will tell you the reasons, the reason is that I have gone through months and months of suffering because I tried to protect a person that did not even care. I was stuck in spaceships, went through caverns, dealt with people like Mina, had to have my heart shattered once and twice and thrice and all over the fuck again, only because one person was dying. Lely, who is very much here and who seems clueless about the gravity of him existing, is the one who dragged me to this state of mind and life which is called the rock bottom. Because I have no reason to live if everyone rejects me, including him. Yeah. You made me feel excluded after the hospital's flood. Yeah you did. That bitch will get the hate he should have gotten then. It's gonna hurt.
Osc : Max ! 30 people went through the same thing ! The same fucking thing ! Do you see them have a villain arc and complain as much as you do ? No, I don't think so. Blaming Lely is a L. He never asked to suffer and he suffered more than you !
Max : Ah yes because Ashton who didn't give a fuck about Lely suffered as much as me who loved him, who cared for him, who gave up his life for him ?
Osc : IT IS NOT MY FAULT IF YOU ARE A MASSIVE SIMP !
Max : That's an own goal
Osc : That is NOT ! Do you see me sucking Lely as much as you did ? And since you are unable to find a balance you end up doing the opposite, which is just as wrong, even worse if you asked me. Nobody asked you to be that person around Lely. Nobody but you. It was your decision and you shall walk alone on that path.
Max : He forced me to ! Because of the way he was ! He needed someone.
Noob : You know what they say... better off alone than wrongly accompanied.
Max : Don't you DARE.
Noob : Don't YOU dare, he said while furrowing eyebrows. You are the one throwing hate on someone out of frustration and out of pain that only comes from you, and if it's related to Lely in any way, it wasn't him, it was the way you were or acted with him. I am not the daring one, but right now your audacity baffles me.
Max : DO YOU RESPECT ME ??
Nudge : Ah nice this is the lounge server over again and again and again
Max : No but tbh I am probably the one who suffered the most here. WHY ME ?
Nudge : Hold on please restart, I wasn't recording. You are a joke, you are truly a meme.
Max : comment ça
Fiery : Here he starts talking French
Max : Stop being so racist !
Pianta : ni--
Alice : You think you're a victim of racism ? Lmfao. The audacity.
Max : I AM ! IF IT WAS LELY-
Alice : Spit your motherfucking venom on him for no reason one more time and I will punch you in the face until your skin turns from beige to blue.
Max : WELL LELY SUCKS !
Alice : Now you're playing with fire. This is more serious than you think.
Max : WELL IT IS ALL HIS FAULT AND HE DIED THRICE SO WHY COULDN'T HE JUST STAY DEAD !!
Silence took over.
A heavy silence.
Lely : I saved your life only for you to hate on mine. But it's fine. It will always be fine. I don't care.
Max : As you should.
Alice raised her hand over Max. But instead of hitting the older boy, she just let the shadow of her arm wander on Max's face.
Alice : I cannot believe this. We saved your life but no, you are still as problematic !! We could think death would have chilled you down, but no, you are complaining all day and searching for a culprit all day. Grow up ! You are as annoying than a forum kid ! And you are much more hurtful !
Max : Fine. I'll just jump off the balcony then, since you all hate me.
Alice : Okay. Do it.
Max froze and had an embarrassed face.
Alice : Exactly what I thought. You knew we'd save you. But when it comes to dying you are a wimp. And it's perfect that way. Now just stop.
Max : *starts shaking*
Nudge : What again ?
Max : I-I'm sorry... I thought hating on Lely would be a key for me to find happiness and to not feel excluded like I always did- but it didn't ! And I hoped you'd save me from dying... because I needed to feel like I was equal. I want this to stop, this h-has been a long d-day and I'm tired and I-I'm sorry... *starts crying*
Alice : You think an apology is gonna get you out of the bullshit ?
Max : *sniffles* I-I mean it...
Noob : I know. I see. But Lely has to forgive you, which I doubt because honestly what you have done and said is unacceptable.
Lely : I have to draw the line...
Max : 😭😭😭😭
Lely : And that line is between evil people and evil actions. Your actions are for sure, evil, and we will need to talk this out later for sure, but you ? Are not an evil person. I... guess I will try to forgive you, but nothing's sure for now.
Max cried harder and harder.
Until...
Lely wrapped him in his arms and said,
Lely : It's been a long day... without you, my friend
And I wouldn't want it any other way...
Max : ...
Nudge : ...
Fiery : ...
Krazey : ...
Noob : ...
Osc : ...
Alice : ...
Pianta : ...
Lely : ... Why ?
Max : Because of you.
Lely : Alright, so you just... hanged yourself because of me ?
Max : Yes I did. Of course.
Nudge : That's like a waste. I would have wanted to be the one to hang you to the airshaft, so stop being selfish.
Osc : Hanging yourself to a airshaft is lame. Hang yourself to a chair. That's much funnier. It's the art of bondage.
Krazey : Alright let's try to be serious, why the actual hell would you try to commit suicide ? We never thought you could be this unhappy. We should have talked this out. If Lely wasn't a cringe bird and decided to watch the sun set, you would be dead. For what ? No reason. No absolute motherfucking I swear to God freaking bloody reason.
Max : Oh Krazey I will tell you the reasons, the reason is that I have gone through months and months of suffering because I tried to protect a person that did not even care. I was stuck in spaceships, went through caverns, dealt with people like Mina, had to have my heart shattered once and twice and thrice and all over the fuck again, only because one person was dying. Lely, who is very much here and who seems clueless about the gravity of him existing, is the one who dragged me to this state of mind and life which is called the rock bottom. Because I have no reason to live if everyone rejects me, including him. Yeah. You made me feel excluded after the hospital's flood. Yeah you did. That bitch will get the hate he should have gotten then. It's gonna hurt.
Osc : Max ! 30 people went through the same thing ! The same fucking thing ! Do you see them have a villain arc and complain as much as you do ? No, I don't think so. Blaming Lely is a L. He never asked to suffer and he suffered more than you !
Max : Ah yes because Ashton who didn't give a fuck about Lely suffered as much as me who loved him, who cared for him, who gave up his life for him ?
Osc : IT IS NOT MY FAULT IF YOU ARE A MASSIVE SIMP !
Max : That's an own goal
Osc : That is NOT ! Do you see me sucking Lely as much as you did ? And since you are unable to find a balance you end up doing the opposite, which is just as wrong, even worse if you asked me. Nobody asked you to be that person around Lely. Nobody but you. It was your decision and you shall walk alone on that path.
Max : He forced me to ! Because of the way he was ! He needed someone.
Noob : You know what they say... better off alone than wrongly accompanied.
Max : Don't you DARE.
Noob : Don't YOU dare, he said while furrowing eyebrows. You are the one throwing hate on someone out of frustration and out of pain that only comes from you, and if it's related to Lely in any way, it wasn't him, it was the way you were or acted with him. I am not the daring one, but right now your audacity baffles me.
Max : DO YOU RESPECT ME ??
Nudge : Ah nice this is the lounge server over again and again and again
Max : No but tbh I am probably the one who suffered the most here. WHY ME ?
Nudge : Hold on please restart, I wasn't recording. You are a joke, you are truly a meme.
Max : comment ça
Fiery : Here he starts talking French
Max : Stop being so racist !
Pianta : ni--
Alice : You think you're a victim of racism ? Lmfao. The audacity.
Max : I AM ! IF IT WAS LELY-
Alice : Spit your motherfucking venom on him for no reason one more time and I will punch you in the face until your skin turns from beige to blue.
Max : WELL LELY SUCKS !
Alice : Now you're playing with fire. This is more serious than you think.
Max : WELL IT IS ALL HIS FAULT AND HE DIED THRICE SO WHY COULDN'T HE JUST STAY DEAD !!
Silence took over.
A heavy silence.
Lely : I saved your life only for you to hate on mine. But it's fine. It will always be fine. I don't care.
Max : As you should.
Alice raised her hand over Max. But instead of hitting the older boy, she just let the shadow of her arm wander on Max's face.
Alice : I cannot believe this. We saved your life but no, you are still as problematic !! We could think death would have chilled you down, but no, you are complaining all day and searching for a culprit all day. Grow up ! You are as annoying than a forum kid ! And you are much more hurtful !
Max : Fine. I'll just jump off the balcony then, since you all hate me.
Alice : Okay. Do it.
Max froze and had an embarrassed face.
Alice : Exactly what I thought. You knew we'd save you. But when it comes to dying you are a wimp. And it's perfect that way. Now just stop.
Max : *starts shaking*
Nudge : What again ?
Max : I-I'm sorry... I thought hating on Lely would be a key for me to find happiness and to not feel excluded like I always did- but it didn't ! And I hoped you'd save me from dying... because I needed to feel like I was equal. I want this to stop, this h-has been a long d-day and I'm tired and I-I'm sorry... *starts crying*
Alice : You think an apology is gonna get you out of the bullshit ?
Max : *sniffles* I-I mean it...
Noob : I know. I see. But Lely has to forgive you, which I doubt because honestly what you have done and said is unacceptable.
Lely : I have to draw the line...
Max : 😭😭😭😭
Lely : And that line is between evil people and evil actions. Your actions are for sure, evil, and we will need to talk this out later for sure, but you ? Are not an evil person. I... guess I will try to forgive you, but nothing's sure for now.
Max cried harder and harder.
Until...
Lely wrapped him in his arms and said,
Lely : It's been a long day... without you, my friend
Honestly, Max was cooking, he just needed to stick with it for a couple more days.
And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again.
3On 2024-02-23 at 20:25:36
guess ill join
name:Sniff
color: green
species
niffer from Minecraft
power: telepathy and time travel VERY rarely
name:Sniff
color: green
species
niffer from Minecraftpower: telepathy and time travel VERY rarely
I don't take people anymore
well fuck you
That's my dream literally
New Lely factoid! Wants to fuck himself, literally. I'm sure there's a name for that fetish, just give me a moment to find it...
Nah I want to be fucked by somebody else and I know exactly who
Hol' up. I have a theory...
3On 2024-02-23 at 20:09:07
Sorry, my computer died.
Anyway, right...
It's called autosexuality, not to be confused with autoeroticism, the common act of masturbating oneself.
Anyway, right...
It's called autosexuality, not to be confused with autoeroticism, the common act of masturbating oneself.
On 2024-02-23 at 19:03:00
guess ill join
name:Sniff
color: green
speciesniffer from Minecraft
power: telepathy and time travel VERY rarely
name:Sniff
color: green
species
niffer from Minecraftpower: telepathy and time travel VERY rarely
I don't take people anymore
well fuck you
That's my dream literally
New Lely factoid! Wants to fuck himself, literally. I'm sure there's a name for that fetish, just give me a moment to find it...
3On 2024-02-23 at 18:53:18
Game + Ragnarok doesnt make God of War such a missed opportunity
I mean, there are other Ragnaroks in games tbf
1On 2024-02-23 at 18:36:31
guess ill join
name:Sniff
color: green
speciesniffer from Minecraft
power: telepathy and time travel VERY rarely
name:Sniff
color: green
species
niffer from Minecraftpower: telepathy and time travel VERY rarely
I don't take people anymore
well fuck you
Get his ass!
On 2024-02-23 at 03:03:51
Chapter 4 : Max-Bros
After four long minutes...
Krazey : Phew ! We're out.
Nudge : Finally. I paid already, let's just get out of this store.
30 minutes later
Nudge : I need to use the restroom
Fiery : Why didn't you go at the grocery store ! There is no time to lose now.
Krazey : Just hold it until we get home
MKPC global home
Nudge : Finally *rushes away*
Fiery : Wow, this feels empty.
Osc : Yeah. We might want to move out.
Fiery : Into a smaller home ?
Osc : Yep. This one feels ugly and stale. Everything is basic due to the quantity not allowing much quality, but now that the group has reduced, the quality needs to rise
Krazey : Right but where will we find the money ?
Osc : Why buy when you can build ?
But while they are discussing their future... where is Max-Bros ?
Max. The guy who used to dickeat a person only to throw hate on her three months after.
To understand what happened, we should probably turn back the clock.
Max : So Lely is dead now... hmph. I cannot believe it. There has to be a plot twist, a solution...
But there was no plot twist. He was too naive and hoped for a happy ending. He fought a lot. Against his friends. Or were they even his friends ?
Chilli : Come out and eat right now. I smoked meat for lunch, I want you to try it, please...
Max : I'm not hungry. Give up
Chilli : But it tastes good-
Max : I do not want to taste your fucking meat ! Now go away.
Chilli : Fucking bitch. You asshole. Take that meat and shove it right up your hairy ass.
Chilli was, I will admit, a fiery blooded person. But even the calmer, kinder ones stood no chance against Max's fury.
DPK : Hey Max... I got tickets. Do you want to go see Muse's concert ? I heard that the stage will be the greatest one that the band has ever performed on !
Max : Take that sweet ass tone for your wife Daisy and leave me alone.
DPK : Eh ? But they're like, your favorite band ! It will help relieve your stress and anger. It will be a fun night ! And it's a VIP concert. I only got tickets because I was part of MKPCverse but it won't be as crowded as it would have been--
Max : Shut up and go away.
DPK : Oh. Okay. Just got my heart shattered again...
Max : Your heart can fuck off !!
Max eventually got tired. He was so angry at everyone. He wanted to lie down all day. Any disturbance would be strongly rejected.
Until that one day.
Max : I changed a lot. I changed too much. I don't even recognize myself in the mirror.
He took a deep breath.
Max : I was never born to be a bitch.
... What was I made for ?
He looked at the mirror. And then he slapped himself.
Max : This is all Lely's fault. I was driven to this state and to this behavior because of his death. Because I was overprotective of him. And I worried for him, I fought everybody for him, while in reality he is a mere human. He doesn't deserve to change my whole life. From now on, I will change and I will never blame anyone else than him, since it' about time he gets "credit" where it belongs.
And that is how Max ended up in such a state. And slowly, he regained the trust of everyone. But nobody noticed the change. Until it became too obvious to ignore, and that was the breaking point.
But there was one thing that Max got wrong.
It wasn't Lely's fault.
It was his fault ; or at least, the blame shall be token by his misconception of what Lely was, not Lely himself.
Max : I thought that finding someone to hate would be my salvation. I hoped it would make me happy. But in fact, I am alone now. Lonelier than ever. And I am still unhappy. I am still so fucking UNHAPPY ! I was always excluded, I was always the scapegoat, the meme, I was never seen as a cool guy even once ! Fuck the world ! EVERYONE CAN BURN FOR ALL I COULD CARE !!
During a breakdown, after the anger... comes the sadness.
Max : Why was I such a burden ? Why couldn't I be good ? Why couldn't I be funny like Osc, smart like Nudge, a good shoulder to cry on like Alice, chill like Noob, why can't I be all that ? The others like to use memes. Well I am the meme, and I feel used. But I'm not and I buried myself in my own grave. No going back now.
Max took a rope and a chair. He considered the situation. He climbed on the chair, tied the rope around his neck and tied the rope to the airshaft of the fireplace.
Max hanged himself.
MKPCverse - Season 4
Chapter 4
The end... ?
Click on the spoiler for my opinion as an author ~
After four long minutes...
Krazey : Phew ! We're out.
Nudge : Finally. I paid already, let's just get out of this store.
30 minutes later
Nudge : I need to use the restroom
Fiery : Why didn't you go at the grocery store ! There is no time to lose now.
Krazey : Just hold it until we get home
MKPC global home
Nudge : Finally *rushes away*
Fiery : Wow, this feels empty.
Osc : Yeah. We might want to move out.
Fiery : Into a smaller home ?
Osc : Yep. This one feels ugly and stale. Everything is basic due to the quantity not allowing much quality, but now that the group has reduced, the quality needs to rise
Krazey : Right but where will we find the money ?
Osc : Why buy when you can build ?
But while they are discussing their future... where is Max-Bros ?
Max. The guy who used to dickeat a person only to throw hate on her three months after.
To understand what happened, we should probably turn back the clock.
Max : So Lely is dead now... hmph. I cannot believe it. There has to be a plot twist, a solution...
But there was no plot twist. He was too naive and hoped for a happy ending. He fought a lot. Against his friends. Or were they even his friends ?
Chilli : Come out and eat right now. I smoked meat for lunch, I want you to try it, please...
Max : I'm not hungry. Give up
Chilli : But it tastes good-
Max : I do not want to taste your fucking meat ! Now go away.
Chilli : Fucking bitch. You asshole. Take that meat and shove it right up your hairy ass.
Chilli was, I will admit, a fiery blooded person. But even the calmer, kinder ones stood no chance against Max's fury.
DPK : Hey Max... I got tickets. Do you want to go see Muse's concert ? I heard that the stage will be the greatest one that the band has ever performed on !
Max : Take that sweet ass tone for your wife Daisy and leave me alone.
DPK : Eh ? But they're like, your favorite band ! It will help relieve your stress and anger. It will be a fun night ! And it's a VIP concert. I only got tickets because I was part of MKPCverse but it won't be as crowded as it would have been--
Max : Shut up and go away.
DPK : Oh. Okay. Just got my heart shattered again...
Max : Your heart can fuck off !!
Max eventually got tired. He was so angry at everyone. He wanted to lie down all day. Any disturbance would be strongly rejected.
Until that one day.
Max : I changed a lot. I changed too much. I don't even recognize myself in the mirror.
He took a deep breath.
Max : I was never born to be a bitch.
... What was I made for ?
He looked at the mirror. And then he slapped himself.
Max : This is all Lely's fault. I was driven to this state and to this behavior because of his death. Because I was overprotective of him. And I worried for him, I fought everybody for him, while in reality he is a mere human. He doesn't deserve to change my whole life. From now on, I will change and I will never blame anyone else than him, since it' about time he gets "credit" where it belongs.
And that is how Max ended up in such a state. And slowly, he regained the trust of everyone. But nobody noticed the change. Until it became too obvious to ignore, and that was the breaking point.
But there was one thing that Max got wrong.
It wasn't Lely's fault.
It was his fault ; or at least, the blame shall be token by his misconception of what Lely was, not Lely himself.
Max : I thought that finding someone to hate would be my salvation. I hoped it would make me happy. But in fact, I am alone now. Lonelier than ever. And I am still unhappy. I am still so fucking UNHAPPY ! I was always excluded, I was always the scapegoat, the meme, I was never seen as a cool guy even once ! Fuck the world ! EVERYONE CAN BURN FOR ALL I COULD CARE !!
During a breakdown, after the anger... comes the sadness.
Max : Why was I such a burden ? Why couldn't I be good ? Why couldn't I be funny like Osc, smart like Nudge, a good shoulder to cry on like Alice, chill like Noob, why can't I be all that ? The others like to use memes. Well I am the meme, and I feel used. But I'm not and I buried myself in my own grave. No going back now.
Max took a rope and a chair. He considered the situation. He climbed on the chair, tied the rope around his neck and tied the rope to the airshaft of the fireplace.
Max hanged himself.
MKPCverse - Season 4
Chapter 4
The end... ?
Click on the spoiler for my opinion as an author ~
You thought it ended there ?
Well no.
Lely, who had his room right besides the balcony, decided to go on there to watch the sun set. He heard the airshaft make a noise...
Just as if something had been hanged on it. Or someone. Well Max was hanged.
In absolute horror, Lely screamed and started to panick. He tried to untie the rope but it was too high. His scream was as high and as loud as a dolphin, so immediately everybody gathered on the rooftop.
Lely : Max is hanging there !
Max : Let... me... d-die...
Nudge : So what ?
Lely : We cannot let somebody DIE !
Nudge : We did. In Danganronpa.
Pianta : chokbar
Lely : HELP ME ! PLEASE !
Alice : Now this is so fucked up we can't let him die. Lely. Jump on my shoulders.
Lely did so and with Alice's great height, they were able to reach the airshaft and untie Max, who fell, but didn't get hurt much anyways.
Max stared at Lely.
On his faces were profiled two feelings.
On his right side, the anger, the disappointment, the exasperation, the fear and the fury.
But on the left side of his face, his eyes were sparkling, happy that Max didn't die.
MKPCverse - Season 4
Chapter 4
The end.
Well no.
Lely, who had his room right besides the balcony, decided to go on there to watch the sun set. He heard the airshaft make a noise...
Just as if something had been hanged on it. Or someone. Well Max was hanged.
In absolute horror, Lely screamed and started to panick. He tried to untie the rope but it was too high. His scream was as high and as loud as a dolphin, so immediately everybody gathered on the rooftop.
Lely : Max is hanging there !
Max : Let... me... d-die...
Nudge : So what ?
Lely : We cannot let somebody DIE !
Nudge : We did. In Danganronpa.
Pianta : chokbar
Lely : HELP ME ! PLEASE !
Alice : Now this is so fucked up we can't let him die. Lely. Jump on my shoulders.
Lely did so and with Alice's great height, they were able to reach the airshaft and untie Max, who fell, but didn't get hurt much anyways.
Max stared at Lely.
On his faces were profiled two feelings.
On his right side, the anger, the disappointment, the exasperation, the fear and the fury.
But on the left side of his face, his eyes were sparkling, happy that Max didn't die.
MKPCverse - Season 4
Chapter 4
The end.
I have to know, who is she?
On 2024-01-30 at 13:27:06
Okay we get it, Lely loves to play contrarian.
I don't even know what that means but sure
It means you like tropes which are in direct opposition to normal procedure. Essentially, you're obsessed with having Max be against you because he usually isn't. You enjoy making enemies of a friend. Like, you're getting off on it, if that explains it better.
Nah sorry I am not part of some weird fetishes unlike you seem to be
Your pfp choice leads me to think otherwise
There is nothing wrong with my pfp. Thr wrong thing here is your mind, because the only thing about it is that it is really girly for me but whatever.
Nobody said anything about it being sexual, Lely. Well, actually, I guess YOU did.
The fact that that was the first thing you jumped to is very, very telling.
Anyway, fetishism is just a subset of obsession. Just because it isn't that one doesn't make it not the other.
EDIT: Ah, I see. You think that I meant cumming to it. Got it. Sorry, no, "getting off on it" just means getting some kind of pleasure from something. Nobody said it had to be sexual pleasure. Well, I guess, you did, but that's besides the point.
I will admit, that in our current society, it will 9/10 times be sexual, but that was probably not the initial intent of the phrase. Power was.
Doing something, in this case, the opppsite of what is expected, formally known as subversion of expectations, satisfies you in a way that you enjoy. So just say so dammit. You like making Max act different.
Just say the idea tickles your fancy.
2On 2024-01-30 at 00:39:40
Okay we get it, Lely loves to play contrarian.
I don't even know what that means but sure
It means you like tropes which are in direct opposition to normal procedure. Essentially, you're obsessed with having Max be against you because he usually isn't. You enjoy making enemies of a friend. Like, you're getting off on it, if that explains it better.
Nah sorry I am not part of some weird fetishes unlike you seem to be
Your pfp choice leads me to think otherwise
1On 2024-01-30 at 00:27:08
Ah, forget all that, you like making Max evil, just say so.
On 2024-01-30 at 00:22:51
Okay we get it, Lely loves to play contrarian.
I don't even know what that means but sure
It means you like tropes which are in direct opposition to normal procedure. Essentially, you're obsessed with having Max be against you because he usually isn't. You enjoy making enemies of a friend. Like, you're getting off on it, if that explains it better.
On 2024-01-30 at 00:01:21
Okay we get it, Lely loves to play contrarian.
1On 2024-01-29 at 13:29:42
I mean, if your homies don't piss with you, they aren't your homies, y'know? That's a bro activity right there.
1On 2024-01-08 at 22:13:44
Croassung : If a train crosses the road at 6:00AM with a wind of 67mph, with a dead body on the tracks, how much blood will there be on the train's wheels (use liters as a value) ?
that has been bugging me for the last 15 minutes. i must answer.
there is a lot of factors that matter about this. how long has the body died , what is the type of the train, the wheel width, wind direction, how long does it count as blood to count as being on the wheels as well as the placement of the body and probably many more.
Let's assume that the body has literally died seconds ago, the wind is blowing towards the direction the train is coming from, and the train is a 1435 mm (4 ft 8+1⁄2 in) wheel width Standard-gauge railway train and it hit right in the middle of the body that was placed in parallel to the direction of the train. An average adult contains five to six quarts (roughly 4.7 to 5.7 liters, let's assume 5 for simplicity) of blood, accounting for approximately 7% of their total body weight. The train will completely squish the body. If the train won't derail, I'd say if even touching the wheels would count, about 4 liters would hit the wheels. But over 99% wouldn't even stick to the wheels because most of them are made out of steel.
please dont ask me ahy i made an essay out of this for no reason
Dude absolutely cooked
On 2024-01-08 at 03:19:41
Do the Europeans ever stop arguing? Geez.
Also are we gonna gloss over the fact that the hospital was flooded in the first place? And it clearly wasn't the ground floor cuz we got inside? Like, what?
Also are we gonna gloss over the fact that the hospital was flooded in the first place? And it clearly wasn't the ground floor cuz we got inside? Like, what?
3Screw it or don't it? #1
On 2024-02-25 at 20:34:21
Penny's Big Breakaway is a 3D movement based platformer created by the developers of Sonic Mania, easily the best 2D Sonic game.
It is a much needed entrant in the dying genre. Once upon a time, Mario, Sonic, Spyro, Ratchet & Clank, Crash, Banjo-Kazooie were around, spearheading the genre. Nowadays, almost all of these have turned to dust, either due to neglect or just having shitty games. Now Mario & Sonic stand alone, with no one to back them up.
It is essential for the preservation of the genre that new faces come to the fore to keep it alive. Kirby will be pretty good, but we need more. People on other platforms, because Mario & Kirby are inaccessible to many players, and we all deserve games. Indie platformers have also been doing great, but the mainstream "gamers" are either too casual to know about them, or too unfamiliar with those series to care, unless a Youtuber they know plays it by chance, these games simpy get forgotten, like (and I hate to invoke it's name) Among Us, saved from obscurity by a Youtuber. This is why "by the creators of Sonic Mania" was included in the marketing: people know Sonic, how good that game was, so they know that they can expect a game of similar quality.
More in a minute, gotta eat lunch.
Aight I'm back.
The most common complaints from trailers is that it isn't Sonic. And there are 2 things to say about this, which are not me making shit up, but from actual Sonic players.
1: That's a good thing. Part of what made the PS1/N64 era so good was that everything was super unique. Nothing was too samey-samey.
2: The thing that seems more important to people is that the game isn't as fast as Sonic.
That's the best thing about the game.
People get really attached to the whole "speed" thing, but the movement is actually the fun part. What's the point of going fast if you can't do some sick moves? I've seen a lot of people play the game, and their real complaint isthat it has some bugs, especially on Switch, but they love the movement.
What's more, the game is only 30 bucks, and is oozing with charm.
It's okay to not like the game, but calling for it to be shut down because your ass doesn't like it personally is ridiculous.
It is a much needed entrant in the dying genre. Once upon a time, Mario, Sonic, Spyro, Ratchet & Clank, Crash, Banjo-Kazooie were around, spearheading the genre. Nowadays, almost all of these have turned to dust, either due to neglect or just having shitty games. Now Mario & Sonic stand alone, with no one to back them up.
It is essential for the preservation of the genre that new faces come to the fore to keep it alive. Kirby will be pretty good, but we need more. People on other platforms, because Mario & Kirby are inaccessible to many players, and we all deserve games. Indie platformers have also been doing great, but the mainstream "gamers" are either too casual to know about them, or too unfamiliar with those series to care, unless a Youtuber they know plays it by chance, these games simpy get forgotten, like (and I hate to invoke it's name) Among Us, saved from obscurity by a Youtuber. This is why "by the creators of Sonic Mania" was included in the marketing: people know Sonic, how good that game was, so they know that they can expect a game of similar quality.
More in a minute, gotta eat lunch.
Aight I'm back.
The most common complaints from trailers is that it isn't Sonic. And there are 2 things to say about this, which are not me making shit up, but from actual Sonic players.
1: That's a good thing. Part of what made the PS1/N64 era so good was that everything was super unique. Nothing was too samey-samey.
2: The thing that seems more important to people is that the game isn't as fast as Sonic.
That's the best thing about the game.
People get really attached to the whole "speed" thing, but the movement is actually the fun part. What's the point of going fast if you can't do some sick moves? I've seen a lot of people play the game, and their real complaint isthat it has some bugs, especially on Switch, but they love the movement.
What's more, the game is only 30 bucks, and is oozing with charm.
It's okay to not like the game, but calling for it to be shut down because your ass doesn't like it personally is ridiculous.
1On 2024-02-25 at 20:19:40
Shall I watch the penny's big breakaway video on nintendo switch???
screw it = yes
don't it = no
first to comment will decide
screw it = yes
don't it = no
first to comment will decide
Screw it!
UMMMM...
LIVE REACTION
H-here we g-go...
...
Should I do it?
*Does it*
WORST MISAKE OF MY LIFE WHAT IS THISSSSSS
*Dislikes it*
END.
I will FORCE Nintendo to SHUT THE GAME DOWN
Ah hell naw, nobody get's away with disrespecting Penny on my watch!
And Nintendo has nothing to do with it, it's also on Steam.
The History of Kirby Boy.
On 2023-11-16 at 19:49:37
Hello Everyone. 
You Probably Have Seen My Recent Creations and Remember My Terrible Memes.
Well, I'd Like to Present the History of How I Joined and Why I Chose this Name.
It all started back in 2020, I Always Played a Chromebook Game during Break Time During the pandemic. I really wanted a GameBoy Player and Mario Kart Super Circuit for Christmas, and I Didn't Know about Emulators, My Brother Showed Me a Cool Emulator for MKSC, but it Was Slow and Laggy. Eventually, Christmas Came Along and I did get a GB Player and MKSC. Then I had no need for that Emulator. I tried Playing Hole Io, which I Played a lot, But it wasn't the Same. I Liked Racing Games.
I Came Across MKPC, Sometime in January of 2021. I Didn't Know about Track Builder, I didn't Even Know How To Drive, I Tried Waluigi Pinball First, Then I Found out about the Controls, I Played Sunset Wilds Next.
I Later Discovered Track Builder. I Had No Idea how to Make CM Tracks, so I Only made QM Tracks. My First One Was Wario Circuit, By ???. It was made on My Old Server, it is Still There.
Later, I Started CM Tracks, They weren't the Best, I Put Checkpoint 1 on the Starting Line, and Checkpoint 2 Right in Front of the First Checkpoint, Which Caused Bugs. In March or April, after COVID-19, My School Blocked My Old Server Cuz they Were Dumb, and I Lost a Lot of Tracks.
I Immediately Made a New Account When I got Home. The First Course I Made after Becoming My Now Account was DS Waluigi Pinball. I Made some Cool Courses. Later in My 8TH Grade Year. I Figured Out How to Make an Account to Comment, I Named Myself Kirby Boy. Named after My Favorite Vacuum Brand, and after My Nintendo Switch.
I Made Many Courses Using Google Chrome Canvas, But the Designs were Kind Of Bad.
Later in 2022-2023, I Started Memes. And, that Didn't Go So Well, They Were Very Cringe.
I Got Banned Due to Immaturity, but Who Can Blame MKPC? I was CooCoo Crazy!
During Summer, I Made an Account Named WarioMan on My Phone to Basically See How Things Were Doing Since the Computer at Our House is a Slow as R.O.B.. That Account was Short-Lived, as I Later Found out I Can't Have an Alt Account without Permission, So I and WarioMan were Banned, Unlike Me, WarioMan Was Banned Forever.
I Kept Making Memes for a Bit. But, Some Turned out to Be Quite Funny. But Later I Officially Quite Making Memes. Later, Chilli Said Rude Things about Me, and He Got Banned.
In September and Onward, I Started Making Special Courses From Scratch, because Some of My other Edited Courses were Either Bad Edits of an Original Picture, or Just. So I Started Making Courses from Scratch and They Turned Out Amazingly!
That is the Story of Kirby Boy. Or Formerly ???.
You Probably Have Seen My Recent Creations and Remember My Terrible Memes.
Well, I'd Like to Present the History of How I Joined and Why I Chose this Name.
It all started back in 2020, I Always Played a Chromebook Game during Break Time During the pandemic. I really wanted a GameBoy Player and Mario Kart Super Circuit for Christmas, and I Didn't Know about Emulators, My Brother Showed Me a Cool Emulator for MKSC, but it Was Slow and Laggy. Eventually, Christmas Came Along and I did get a GB Player and MKSC. Then I had no need for that Emulator. I tried Playing Hole Io, which I Played a lot, But it wasn't the Same. I Liked Racing Games.
I Came Across MKPC, Sometime in January of 2021. I Didn't Know about Track Builder, I didn't Even Know How To Drive, I Tried Waluigi Pinball First, Then I Found out about the Controls, I Played Sunset Wilds Next.
I Later Discovered Track Builder. I Had No Idea how to Make CM Tracks, so I Only made QM Tracks. My First One Was Wario Circuit, By ???. It was made on My Old Server, it is Still There.
Later, I Started CM Tracks, They weren't the Best, I Put Checkpoint 1 on the Starting Line, and Checkpoint 2 Right in Front of the First Checkpoint, Which Caused Bugs. In March or April, after COVID-19, My School Blocked My Old Server Cuz they Were Dumb, and I Lost a Lot of Tracks.
I Immediately Made a New Account When I got Home. The First Course I Made after Becoming My Now Account was DS Waluigi Pinball. I Made some Cool Courses. Later in My 8TH Grade Year. I Figured Out How to Make an Account to Comment, I Named Myself Kirby Boy. Named after My Favorite Vacuum Brand, and after My Nintendo Switch.
I Made Many Courses Using Google Chrome Canvas, But the Designs were Kind Of Bad.
Later in 2022-2023, I Started Memes. And, that Didn't Go So Well, They Were Very Cringe.
I Got Banned Due to Immaturity, but Who Can Blame MKPC? I was CooCoo Crazy!
During Summer, I Made an Account Named WarioMan on My Phone to Basically See How Things Were Doing Since the Computer at Our House is a Slow as R.O.B.. That Account was Short-Lived, as I Later Found out I Can't Have an Alt Account without Permission, So I and WarioMan were Banned, Unlike Me, WarioMan Was Banned Forever.
I Kept Making Memes for a Bit. But, Some Turned out to Be Quite Funny. But Later I Officially Quite Making Memes. Later, Chilli Said Rude Things about Me, and He Got Banned.
In September and Onward, I Started Making Special Courses From Scratch, because Some of My other Edited Courses were Either Bad Edits of an Original Picture, or Just. So I Started Making Courses from Scratch and They Turned Out Amazingly!
That is the Story of Kirby Boy. Or Formerly ???.
This reads like an autobiography...
Is that Good? Because I Spent a Lot of Time Making it Readable. Luckily I Didn't Write this all By Hand or it would be Bad. I Have Very Bad Handwriting.
Eh.....maybe you should look that up and decide for yourself.
Or a eulogy. No offense.
On 2023-11-16 at 14:43:55
Hello Everyone.
You Probably Have Seen My Recent Creations and Remember My Terrible Memes.
Well, I'd Like to Present the History of How I Joined and Why I Chose this Name.
It all started back in 2020, I Always Played a Chromebook Game during Break Time During the pandemic. I really wanted a GameBoy Player and Mario Kart Super Circuit for Christmas, and I Didn't Know about Emulators, My Brother Showed Me a Cool Emulator for MKSC, but it Was Slow and Laggy. Eventually, Christmas Came Along and I did get a GB Player and MKSC. Then I had no need for that Emulator. I tried Playing Hole Io, which I Played a lot, But it wasn't the Same. I Liked Racing Games.
I Came Across MKPC, Sometime in January of 2021. I Didn't Know about Track Builder, I didn't Even Know How To Drive, I Tried Waluigi Pinball First, Then I Found out about the Controls, I Played Sunset Wilds Next.
I Later Discovered Track Builder. I Had No Idea how to Make CM Tracks, so I Only made QM Tracks. My First One Was Wario Circuit, By ???. It was made on My Old Server, it is Still There.
Later, I Started CM Tracks, They weren't the Best, I Put Checkpoint 1 on the Starting Line, and Checkpoint 2 Right in Front of the First Checkpoint, Which Caused Bugs. In March or April, after COVID-19, My School Blocked My Old Server Cuz they Were Dumb, and I Lost a Lot of Tracks.
I Immediately Made a New Account When I got Home. The First Course I Made after Becoming My Now Account was DS Waluigi Pinball. I Made some Cool Courses. Later in My 8TH Grade Year. I Figured Out How to Make an Account to Comment, I Named Myself Kirby Boy. Named after My Favorite Vacuum Brand, and after My Nintendo Switch.
I Made Many Courses Using Google Chrome Canvas, But the Designs were Kind Of Bad.
Later in 2022-2023, I Started Memes. And, that Didn't Go So Well, They Were Very Cringe.
I Got Banned Due to Immaturity, but Who Can Blame MKPC? I was CooCoo Crazy!
During Summer, I Made an Account Named WarioMan on My Phone to Basically See How Things Were Doing Since the Computer at Our House is a Slow as R.O.B.. That Account was Short-Lived, as I Later Found out I Can't Have an Alt Account without Permission, So I and WarioMan were Banned, Unlike Me, WarioMan Was Banned Forever.
I Kept Making Memes for a Bit. But, Some Turned out to Be Quite Funny. But Later I Officially Quite Making Memes. Later, Chilli Said Rude Things about Me, and He Got Banned.
In September and Onward, I Started Making Special Courses From Scratch, because Some of My other Edited Courses were Either Bad Edits of an Original Picture, or Just. So I Started Making Courses from Scratch and They Turned Out Amazingly!
That is the Story of Kirby Boy. Or Formerly ???.
You Probably Have Seen My Recent Creations and Remember My Terrible Memes.
Well, I'd Like to Present the History of How I Joined and Why I Chose this Name.
It all started back in 2020, I Always Played a Chromebook Game during Break Time During the pandemic. I really wanted a GameBoy Player and Mario Kart Super Circuit for Christmas, and I Didn't Know about Emulators, My Brother Showed Me a Cool Emulator for MKSC, but it Was Slow and Laggy. Eventually, Christmas Came Along and I did get a GB Player and MKSC. Then I had no need for that Emulator. I tried Playing Hole Io, which I Played a lot, But it wasn't the Same. I Liked Racing Games.
I Came Across MKPC, Sometime in January of 2021. I Didn't Know about Track Builder, I didn't Even Know How To Drive, I Tried Waluigi Pinball First, Then I Found out about the Controls, I Played Sunset Wilds Next.
I Later Discovered Track Builder. I Had No Idea how to Make CM Tracks, so I Only made QM Tracks. My First One Was Wario Circuit, By ???. It was made on My Old Server, it is Still There.
Later, I Started CM Tracks, They weren't the Best, I Put Checkpoint 1 on the Starting Line, and Checkpoint 2 Right in Front of the First Checkpoint, Which Caused Bugs. In March or April, after COVID-19, My School Blocked My Old Server Cuz they Were Dumb, and I Lost a Lot of Tracks.
I Immediately Made a New Account When I got Home. The First Course I Made after Becoming My Now Account was DS Waluigi Pinball. I Made some Cool Courses. Later in My 8TH Grade Year. I Figured Out How to Make an Account to Comment, I Named Myself Kirby Boy. Named after My Favorite Vacuum Brand, and after My Nintendo Switch.
I Made Many Courses Using Google Chrome Canvas, But the Designs were Kind Of Bad.
Later in 2022-2023, I Started Memes. And, that Didn't Go So Well, They Were Very Cringe.
I Got Banned Due to Immaturity, but Who Can Blame MKPC? I was CooCoo Crazy!
During Summer, I Made an Account Named WarioMan on My Phone to Basically See How Things Were Doing Since the Computer at Our House is a Slow as R.O.B.. That Account was Short-Lived, as I Later Found out I Can't Have an Alt Account without Permission, So I and WarioMan were Banned, Unlike Me, WarioMan Was Banned Forever.
I Kept Making Memes for a Bit. But, Some Turned out to Be Quite Funny. But Later I Officially Quite Making Memes. Later, Chilli Said Rude Things about Me, and He Got Banned.
In September and Onward, I Started Making Special Courses From Scratch, because Some of My other Edited Courses were Either Bad Edits of an Original Picture, or Just. So I Started Making Courses from Scratch and They Turned Out Amazingly!
That is the Story of Kirby Boy. Or Formerly ???.
This reads like an autobiography...
Pixel Teaches YOU How To Get Better At MKPC
On 2024-02-24 at 00:58:46
How to change my cc online. So yall race at 150, & I'm going at 200.
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