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Chapter 7 : The Light of Hope
Lely : Why are you guys even here
Max : The situation is quite alarming
Nudge : Yes. You'll be kicked out of here if you don't regain the island's trust.
Lely : Welp at least I'll be active
Guardian Pianta : I heard it. You'll be having a talk with the police. Watch yourself, criminal.
The three teenagers walked up to the office. As they arrived...
Pianta : Long time, no see, huh ?
Lely : So I heard-
Pianta : There's a simple thing for people to regain your trust. Everyone here has a common enemy that--
Lely : Get straight to the point. Mina escaped from her execution ?
Pianta : Yes, and I know you hate her probably even more than I do
Max : She is the reason why everybody fell in despair, although some did worse than others.
Nudge : Well Lely did a lot, but he was infected by more of the virus, so...
Lely : Okay... I guess I can do that.
Max : I'll be go--
Lely : No no no. I need independance. And I am the one who did this, so I'll be the one to fix it. Please leave me alone.
Elsewhere...
Delfino Street, 420th
DPK : I feel sad for Lely... he apparently got arrested
Chilli : That mf deserved it to the max
Fiery : Well not to the max, since he literally went for Max
Chilli : Screw your dad jokes
DPK : Oh my... the text I received just proves it.. he's screwed.
DPK's phone
11:20

... Max is typing...

You CAN'T respond to this conversation. Need help ?
DPK : Shut, he blocked me.
VC : What did he say ?
DPK : Lely has to kill Mina..
Popplio : Damn..
Ralsei : A bitch fighting another bitch
StarSplizz : Stop swearing
Ralsei : Oh come on
Nakorma's Jail
Dietsoda : I truly wonder if this time I'm wrong or not. Tbh both explanations make sense...
xrunner : I believe we are wrong, brother, and it's fine to take the L at times...
Dietsoda : True. A man must be proud of his defeats like if they were his wins. Admitting you failed at times and got up and tried a second time just proves you are not scared of the trial and error process, which is one of the mere concepts of humanity.
Police Pianta : I am gonna have a headache at the end of the day..
El Corte Delfino
Mina : I'm just looking for a fucking bathroom.. damn
Lely : Me too, do you want help ?
Mina : That voice...
While Mina was overthinking, a kid startled her from behind, saying "the bathroom is that way" in a cutesy voice. Lely then strangled her, and then threw her body into the elevator. He immediately regretted it, realizing that would just bring more suspicion to him and he could get charged for that. Although some TV guy announced that anyone who saw Mina had the right to hit her. Lely had to kill her though, but she was a menace, and she needed to be gone. Lely then realized he had no time. Closing the doors and going at the lowest floor, he made sure to kick every button and part in the elevator, eventually locking it out. During that time, he stabbed Mina with a knife he brought, and almost threw up at the thought, although he had no time for this. He started making many wounds on her body, slowly covering the elevator in more blood as it went, although he found a paper on her back...
Thought it was me huh ? Watch your back instead of watching the one of the others.
Lely then panicked, thinking he was going to be killed and arrested, but then he woke up and realized it was just a nightmare.
He was sweating very hard and he had to go to the bathroom. He then realized that it was not going to be an easy task to defeat Mina. She was cunning. But he went back to sleep.
Noki Bay
Nudge : This is a stunning place, it's very relaxing. Take some rest before going, okay ? We don't want to lose you.
Lely : Thanks...
Max : You're sure you wanna go alone ?
Lely : Completely. All alone.
Max : How are you gonna eat ?
Lely : Something I would like to confess before going... I'm not doing this for me, I'm doing this to protect everyone. I don't have the will to hold onto life since I live in guilt anyways.
Lely then used the watch Pianta gave to him. Maps and informations and everything was provided. Lely was grateful, he had every tool he needed.
Darkness Kingdom City
Chaz : I might be back to my natal house... but I had enough of living there. Maybe I could join their team permanently....
Chaz's sister : You can't, being a stoner will have negative impact on them, they're young
Chaz : I can stop being a stoner except during the nights...
Chaz's sister : Well you do what you want, I'll be staying here personally.
Chaz : I'm not sure if it's good for your mental health to be stuck in such an environment..
Chaz's sister : Well whatever
Chaz then took the portal to MKPC Archipel, and searched for any MKPCian around. He eventually found Master and Lemon chilling on the beach. How come Illu was not there though ?
Lemon : AAAAHH ! WHO THE FUCK IS THIS !
Master : He doesn't look very dangerous, don't worry
Lemon : Never trust the apperances..
Master : You're overreacting and on top of everything you spilled my chocolate lake drink. I hate you.
Chaz : I'm Chaz, previously known as... Cinnamon, I am trying to bring peace in every place where I am able to
Lemon : You really look like a stoner
Chaz : ... Indeed I am.
Ashton : DOES THAT MEAN HE WILL TURN US INTO STONES ?
IlluZhion : No he simply smokes--
VC :--- and that's a family friendly fanfic so shut up.
Kraze : Chill. Anyways, have you guys seen bathrooms--
Knoah : Don't -- Apparently Mina Hides Into One. We Need To Avoid Her.
Kraze : Welp - I'll just go home then.
Mina was not in a bathroom though... she was already planning on doing a mass genocide. But it's late already, so go to bed and take some rest because you're gonna need it, the next chapter is truly gonna be one hell of a ride...
MKPCverse
Chapter 7 : The end

Chapter 5 : Darkness Kingdom City
Disclaimer : not gonna be a plot chapter or a dialogue, its gonna be written like a novel to be more emotional
After entering the portal, most of the squad members had to use the restroom. When they found one and got out, dark matter swallowed the whole content of the room, but Lely accidentally tripped in it, and nobody knows what happens next.
Chaz's house, DKC. District 69
Chaz : Oh yeah. This is my house. I have been living there because some people started hating me as if I was a monster, so I decided to get out of the main world to live here. But it's not great... it's always dark and nothing has improved since the so called Warden has arrived.
Nudge : That is what we are looking for
Chaz : Oh, yeah. Do you want some weed to--
Fiery : Not at all for me, but thanks
Chaz : I was talking about seaweed... however if--
Fiery : It's fine, thanks.
Max : Lely...
Chaz : Ehh. Let me guess, he fell into that dark matter ?
Max : Yes...
Chaz : Oh then we need to fight him. If we proceed to uncurse him without killing him, good news. If we don't...
Max : DO NOT LAY A FINGER ON HIM !!!
VC : Max, we need to be realistic. He might be a danger for anyone on this universe and on the main universe too.
Max then sort of had a breakdown and just went outside. However, Nudge proceeded to bring him back.
Nudge : Listen, we don't need your existential crisises to pop up now. Everyone got manipulated, it's bullshit outside, everything's unsure, and one of our... our... *sigh* friends, might be in danger and a danger too.
Max : ok but what about my mental health
Nudge : Do you think I look happy to be in this mess anyways ? I am as tired as you are, I am just trying to do things for the squad and not always think about me, myself and I like you do
Max : you can't understand
Nudge : As if I didn't have problems myself...
In faraway lands, we talk of Chaz as a peace bringer, and his sole aura stopped the argument. If you look closely, tears could be seen rolling down Nudgy's face.
Max : Are you crying ?
Nudge : Yes. To prove you that I do give a fuck. About you. About Lely, even if he gets on my nerves sometimes. About most of us. About our lives. I just don't like to express it because to me it is a sign of mere weakness. And because I am probably not as sensitive as you two, the lovey dovey birds. If I feel sad or down, I take action. It makes me forget. But sometimes... i just can't--
Nudgy's voice started cracking and the stream of his tears got harder and faster. Max hugged him, which Nudge didn't seem to care about for once. At least Snorlaxes were built like pillows. And then he started to sleep, just like in did in that fiery pipe one year ago.
One by one, the members feel asleep, Chaz putting them on different beds he somehow had stocked. And that was the eleven (or so) teenagers that intended to save the world. Sometimes you need time to breathe and take care of yourself. Especially at this age.
6:00AM
Nudge : Ehhh. Need to pay attention to not wake up the sleeping snorlax thing below me.
Max : 'm already awake...
D4rk : Ah, finally. We have no time to lose---
Lely : Exact. Crew, take them all ! We need all of our Pokemon by tonight.
Crew member 1 : We Will Do As You Say.
A few seconds later, the room was empty, even Chaz was captured. The ship then started flying towards a whirlpool in the sky...
Nudge : SO I SAID I CARE ABOUT HIM AND HE PUTS MFS TO CAPTURE US ? LIFE'S SUCH A BITCH !
D4rk : I mean... what did we expect ?
Noob : I should have stayed in my average home...
Lely : As you see, we already captured one person that tried to play the hero. They failed miserably. And now we are going to corrupt the whole world... to cause mayhem and chaos. Why ? Because it just feels so releasing to let your feelings all out. I have been nice for too long, now's coming my despair arc.
Max : AND WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO HUH? MY BEST FRIEND IS A FUCKING VILLAIN ! MY BRAIN IS GONNA EXPLODE ! WHAT THE HELL !
D4rk : Those mfs are scary when they want to be
Nudge : Yeah, them arguing at full force is... entertaining.
Max : DO I LOOK LIKE I'M ENTERTAINED ? NOO. THEN LET ME LAUGH. HYAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA-
And at this moment, the spark that both him and Lely had in their eyes before it all happened... disappeared.
Jey : WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON !!
Max : Lely was right all along. Make room for my true feelings and who I am truly am.
Lely : Dickeating me won't make us friends, and such unsubtle strategies won't work. You're still a burden. I want independance, get off my fucking shoulder for god's sake.
Max broke down once more when Lely said that, even if he knew Lely didn't mean it. Nudge was boiling.
Nudge : YOU ARE A FUCKING BITCH, A BACKSTABBER, AN ASSHOLE, I SWEAR YOU JUST MAKE ME SICK. THE PICK ME CRYBABY EVERYDAY AND THEN, THE BITCH TRYING TO MAKE US SUFFER. IS ANYTHING THE MATTER, FUCKING LELY ??
Lely : My problem is you and the matter I have touched was salvation.
Lely then hit Nudgy with more strength than usual, just hurting the bunny. What was wrong with him ?
To be continued...

Chapter 5 : Darkness Kingdom City (Prologue)
After entering the portal...
Lely : This oddly reminds me of something... i'm getting déjà vu
Nudge : This looks peculiar
Max : Hey, guys...
Nudge : What is it ?
Max : Mind if we look for a bathroom... ?
Nudge : Nah, since I really have to use it too, after all of the grape juice I've had
Lely : Same... hey Siri, where's the nearest bathroom ?
Awkward silence.
Lely : Well that thing stops working at the wrong moment...
Nudge and Max started fidgeting a bit, although Nudge fidgeted a lot as a habit, so they were used. They eventually found one and got into stalls.
But when they got out...
Lely : WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
Fiery : WELL WE SHOULD HAVE FOUND ANOTHER BATHROOM BECAUSE WE ARE ABOUT TO LIVE AN ALIEN INVASION PT2...
D4rk : Shit... we better stay away from that dark matter.
An enormous puddle of dark matter was swirling and swallowing the sinks, the soap containers, the doors. Most of the squad started running towards the door, but at some point..
Lely : AHHHHHHHH!
Lely tripped on the construction's remains, falling into the dark matter and basically disappearing.
Max then yelled but there was no way to get him back. The rest of the squad eventually escaped and started running in the city. Sadly, the sky was extremely dark, with some crimson teints. The squad searched for a safe place to sleep for the night... and that's when they met someone.
??? : Be careful. The sky's been getting darker these days. Legends say a creature has appeared, but we're still unsure about that.
Nudge : Thanks I guess... but... who are you ?
??? : My name ? Well... it's Cinnamon.
To be continued...

Sorry, I don't know much about guns 😅

Chapter 4 : Eleven
After that shit, the "good" squad convinced Nudge to help them, while Osc was busy giving back what they robbed (because why not.)
Lely : "Think outside the box, then you'll like it" finally understood this kpop song
Nudge : Wait a minute, Lely just said something smart
Max : It's not the first time though
Nudge : Thinking outside the box is what we need to do
Mystery : What do you mean by that ?
Yascamer : Une boîte ?
Luq : Oh... I see it...
Yascamer : Where
Nudge : In your ass
Jey : Terrible joke moment
Max : As if you were good at sarcasm
Jey : Why are you mean ? I don't like it
Max : I ain't mean, I am realistic
Nudge : Rare Max W
VC : Back to the subject please
Lely : We should stop see it as a simple argument, we should take unrealistic explanations in account
Luq : Exact
Mystery : Ooh, okay
Max : But what could it be though ?
Nudge : Well maybe someone manipulated our feelings or made them more intense
VC : Oh, yeah. After all everything can happen...
Lely : Just finished a plot and the book was that. A creature, the Warden in the case of that story, manipulated the feelings of everyone and made them more intense, making everybody fight against each other
Yascamer : The Warden ??
Max : It's not impossible... But it's hard to swallow
Luq : So that's why he is called the WARden
Mystery : Professional dad joke moment
Fiery : My job got stolen
Jey : How many are we at the moment ?
MKPCVERSIRI : I guess I'm someone who can answer this question.
Nudge
Max
Lely
Mystery
Yascamer
Jey
VC
Luq
Fiery
Yascamer
Mystery
Krazey
--> Which represents ten minds to figure this out-
??? : Let me casually join this groupchat
Fiery : Who tf is this ? A pedophile ?
??? : Not quite exactly. I am Noob.
MKPCVERSIRI : Let me just introduce you..
Noob68, also called Noob, is a member of MKPCVerse. He was known as a simple bystander until recently, where he became way more active and helpful in the community's mangament. He's rather calm, discret, kind and funny. Now--
Nudge : Enough information for now
Jey : So we are eleven, am I wrong ?
VC : No, it's exact
Krazey : Damn.. Let's not waste our time, this archipel is in doom.
VC : Yeah, but how can we figure it out ?
Krazey : Well does it look like the answer is written on my head ?
Fiery : No, but we need to all think about it
Noob : I don't think so. We need to let the solution come to us by itself, that way it will be easier
Krazey : Easier said than done though...
Siri : What if it never comes to you
Mystery : Turn this off please
Yascamer : Yeah, it's annoying
Luq : I don't think I can
Fiery : Does it come from your phone
Siri : Yes, but I am going to be useful in the future
Noob : Let's just ignore it for now
Siri : Intelligent solution
Krazey : ...
Jey : I have no words about this
Lely : Me neither
Since nobody has any words about the situation here, let's just move to Dietsoda and xrunner on one of the rooftops.
Dietsoda : Isn't it grandiose ? What a view !
xrunner : Yes, the sea is beautiful !
Dietsoda : No, I am talking about people panicking down there
xrunner : Oh, that also is beautiful
Dietsoda : This city is gonna get loco when we are gonna drop our all on it
xrunner : For sure my brother !
Police Pianta : HEY!!! STOP RIGHT THERE !!!
Dietsoda : Stop what ? We aren't doing anything, my lad.
xrunner : True, so what are you babbling on about
Police Pianta : I ain't your lad, and you're terrifying people down there ! We got reports ! And also, what are those crates ? What's in it ?
Dietsoda : Just some bombs, don't worry
Police Pianta : THAT IS ILLEGAL !
xrunner : No, but he's talking about the chicken wings
Dietsoda : Exact ! My brother is just smarter than you
Police Pianta : Oh, my bad then !
Dietsoda : Sigh... But it's okay, don't worry, everybody makes mistakes
Pianta : Nah, don't think of us as fools, you're under arrest
xrunner : Sigh... STOP getting on our way.
*points a gun at Pianta and shoots, making Pianta fall from the roof.*
Police Pianta : YOU! DO NOT MOVE ANYMORE !
xrunner : And what are you gonna do about it ? Oh, I moved. What a crime. *shoots at the remaining Pianta*
Dietsoda : The bombs. Let's launch them.
And as he said that, a rain of bombs fell on one of MKPC Archipel's cities. Kind of spectacular but not when you are under.
Wait, weren't there people under ?
Ralsei : Hey bitch, look up in the sky. Do you see it ?
Chilli : The sunshine ? I do see it. The ten bucks Fiery finally gave to me ? I also do.
Ralsei : No, there are bombs falling
Chilli : WHY ARENT YOU PANICKING THEN ??? WHAT THE HELL ? BOMBS ???
Ralsei : Because we are antifragile, let's just show to those two bitches that we can rise through the arsons
Chilli : 🎶 Just looking at it 🎶, it is pretty spectacular
Ralsei : Yeah, let's get out now
They seem so careless about the current situation... But they will worry in no time. Chilli's not even eleven though.
Let's go back to the "good" squad.
Lely : So, watch out for the Warden, if that's what controlling us atm.
BOOM!
Max : Wait... Didn't you heard something ?
Nudge : What is it ?
Yascamer : I am getting out of here. I am afraid. I think someone else can replace me.
IlluZhion : Well I was about to enter
While IlluZhion is here, let's see how pianta is doing.
Pianta : I think this is the end of the journey... This mf shot me right in the lungs...
As Pianta was heavily coughing and bleeding, he tried to alert the other members of the police of their situation. But they fell right in an area where nobody dared to go. There was no hope anymore, until...
Osc : Pianta ? What tf are you doing here ?
Pianta : T-The *cough* question *c-cough* c-can be r-reversed...
Osc : I am giving back what I stole
Pianta : Okay... Weird. But anyways, c-can you *COUGH* help me *COUGH* because I'm about to *COUGH* die...
Osc : Nah fuck you you useless goofy ass bitch, rest in piss you won't be missed.
Osc pretended he was going away, but he was actually calling the urgencies and Pianta got in a hospital in no time. Will he make it ?
Osc : And now when life will be tough you'll remember that it's not done because I SAVED YOU.
Back to the good squad perspective...
Max : I hope nobody is hurt
Nudge : According to my boyfriend (jk), Pianta is currently about to die
Max : Could have been worse
Lely : WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN SAYING
Max : What if it was you ? It would be worse than now
Lely : WHAT ARE YOU EVEN ON ! WHAT ON THE WONYOUNG STRAWBERRY ! YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT SOMEONE'S DEATH ???
Max : No, I'm just saying Pianta isn't the last person I wanted to see dying
Lely : STILL ! Saying this is not nice at all !
Max : Okay I won't ever speak out about my opinion again
Lely : Stupid conclusion
Nudge : Bro thought he was me from December 2022 💀
IlluZhion : Let's not fight, everyone...
Luq : Yeah. Ultimately, what we need most is peace.
??? : But does it look like you are going to get it ?
VC : Wait, what was that ??
Fiery : Don't tell me that it was--
Siri : It is, in fact...
Jey : SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP !
Siri : I'm sorry to have caused a disturbance
Luq : It's fine, just don't talk again
Siri : Got it !
Luq : ...
Siri : Got no subject to talk about ? Want me to search for things to talk about for you ?
Jey : I'm 2 seconds away from destroying your phone
Luq : Bad idea
Krazey : Stop crying please, and get some help
Jey : Why is everyone so rude
Noob : They aren't rude, you're just whining for so little things to nothing
??? : You are all going to die under my hands. Be careful of what you choose to do, because it could lead to your demise eventually
Everyone collectively DID hear it, in the MKPCverse squad at least.
Chilli : What bullshit is even getting spewed through the air ? Who's talking ?
Ralsei : Your way of talking is so detestable, it just irritates me for some reason
Chilli : Get a corner to cope about it
Ralsei : I won't. And saying that to the Amogus lord ? Terrible. You need to improve your behavior and stop sinning around.
Chilli : Gosh, you're so overdramatic... Anyways, what was that sound ?
Ralsei : A thing that will casually kill us all
Chilli : No shit sherlock.. What if it was what created this situation ?
Let's leave Chilli to his imagination... That is maybe more rational than we all think, and go back to Dietsoda and xrunner.
Dietsoda : You heard that voice, brother ?
xrunner : I did. And apparently Pianta got saved, along with his cop friend.
Dietsoda : Really ? Who did it ?
xrunner : Osc-omb
Dietsoda : Oh I'm gonna kill that boy
D4rk : You won't
Dietsoda : Oh ? Tell me why then
xrunner : He could blow you up
Dietsoda : That means the death of both of us. Why can't one stay alive ? It should be me btw
D4rk : Well whatever I'm outta here
Dietsoda : Exactly, before we smash your fucking head to pieces
xrunner : You lost a bit of... vocabulary and prestance.
Yes, that's true. Anyways...
FDJ : I decided not to do anything because I am too afraid to even move
StarSplizz : Same, I don't want to be implicated in such things
KirbyBoy : Btw, Nintendo Is Getting Really Lazy. They Didn't Put A Glider IN ANY OF THE NEW TRACKS ! Man. What A Disappointment.
Ashton : There's worse things to worry about at the moment
StarSplizz : Exactly. I hear voices now...
FDJ : Well me too
KirbyBoy : I Think Everyone Heard It...
Knoah : Oh My Lidelle ! I Heard It Too.
StarSplizz : Please stop writing by Putting Capitals At The Beginning Of Each Word
Master : Stop breaking the fourth wall !
Popplio : I feel safer here than trying to save this island or to give in despair
Ashton : I think we all do, hence why we're here
Lemon : Exactly
Popplio : Although I do feel bad for leaving all the work to other people
Lemon : I just got sent a text that says they are eleven to figure this out, I think they are okay
Popplio : Ohh, okay, thanks for providing that information
Knoah : That Sentence Sounded Robotic
Popplio : Just like you as a person
Keeby : I think his personnality has other traits than just the capital letters at the beginning of each word
Master : Not many actually
StarSplizz : He's kind of stupid too but that's about it
FDJ : Yes but stupid is kinda rude as a word
Cringeh : Well yeah but sometimes you gotta tell the truth
Keeby : Yes but you can say it in a kinder/softer way
Cringeh : Uuuhh u talking about kinder eggs am I wrong ?
Popplio : That joke obviously didn't land
FDJ : Yes. Stupid is rude.
StarSplizz : Stop repeating yourself
Toad99 : We are calmly discussing in our secret underwater base when the island is burning
Cringeh : And so what
KirbyBoy : Well I Do Feel Bad
Ashton : Don't. You're giving them the spotlight after all
Knoah : Ashton Casually Having A Maturity Glowup :
Master : Anyways... I'm getting bored. Does anyone want to break the fourth wall ?
KirbyBoy : I Thought He Swore on Wario Colosseum That He Would Never Defend People Doing That
Lemon : But people evolve and they become mature
Keeby : Exact
On the good squad's side, they have already engaged on their pathway to find and fight the Warden.
Siri : Do you want to know your localisation ?
Krazey : That would be helfpul, thanks !
Siri : 69th Street of the Archipel's Main City. A creature that has been reported to look like the Warden has been spotted 2km to your right.
Max : Damn, it's not too far !
Nudge : We boutta fight this bitch and get it down, right on the floor
*Siri then started beeping. Everybody wondered why.
VC : Why is it making that sound ?
Luq : I don't think it's a good thing
IlluZhion : Well it says it's approaching
Warden : I am inside your walls.
IlluZhion : We are outside..
But then they saw it... The enormous purple portal swirling before their eyes. It looked so dangerous, so weird and it clearly didn't make them want to come in. Although they had to do this, because the fights were also done between Piantas now. The Warden has gotten into the minds of everyone and it's spreading terror as it goes. Pretty scary, right ? Well watch out. They needed to save people, this time... But not only themselves and their lifes, they needed to save an archipel. From the bad guys who committed crimes and made the situation even worse, to the wars that were already forming between all of the gangs... Everyone acted frantically, without knowing much what the hell they were doing. It's society when you take down every rule, every safety, every part of common sense. It's terrible, huh ? Well from the beginning, this squad was bound to live adventures ; but they never had to fight for a whole archipel, and who is telling anyone that the mental manipulation and feeling accentuation didn't spread to the mainlands ? Nobody can confirm that... So now, we have problems to fix. A Warden to fight, both Dietsoda and xrunner currently in court for the things they've done over the archipel, a small case over Osc-omb and many Wattpad fanfics getting created about him, the mysterious criminal stealing then giving back everything, going in the darkest streets, and looking like a mafia boss child. What a caricatural moment. And there are also so many unanswered questions. Will the good squad give in to despair or not ? Will the Warden lose ? Will someone die ? Will Pianta make it out alive ? Will Dietsoda and xrunner be executed or will they get a sentence ? Will the situation go back to the chill ambiance or not ? Watch out for...
MKPCvers3 : Light of Hope
Chapter 5...

A dev arc ? I don't think I understand... anyways, thanks, and it's true, it was heavily delayed, but it's finally here !

Chapter 2 : The blue hour
Nudge : Day 1 of me hearing Lely's terrible yet fairly quiet singing at 5:53AM
Lely : My voice isn't even terrible, what are you even on about ? 💀
Pianta : Nah, the problem is not even your voice, it's the songs you're singing  
mememo : nah, in fact both are quite terrible.
Max : Let's hear you then
Dietsoda : Can you guys shut up? I'm trying to sleep. I have time to live, unlike you mayflies, so I use it intelligently.
Luq : Mayflies ? We're still in April
Fiery : That dad joke was horrible, even by my standards, and that's saying a lot
Cringeh : BRUH it funny but it also kinda cringe so idk what should I think
Knoah : HAHAHAHAHA THAT ONE WAS GOOD ACTUALLY
VC : You have incredibly low standards, it's actually quite crazy
KrazeyKay : I mean, it's just a joke. We can move on if we don't like it.
Brint : It's MKPCverse though, so people will make an argument out of the slightest thing. Feels quite ridiculous.
Popplio : Agreed lol. It always happens for some reason. Seems like a time loop.
Ralsei : Yeah because it's fun to argue. Cry about it bitch
Chilli : The solution to every argument is extremely simple : R E V I V A M O G U S
StarSplizz : True, although it can use different tones and different variations sometimes
Toad99 : Anyways, should we take a breakfast ? Also, how is everyone awake ? And why is the sun yellow ? And why---
Toadboiiiiii : Nah, shut up. Nobody cares, and nobody asked for your psychological questions and reflexions. Keep that to yourself. And just don't talk.
DaisyPeachandKeeby : That was kind of rude, also you don't have the right to silence him just because you disagree...
Jey : Agreed. Also stop being toxic. Nobody cares about you neither.
Yascamer : On devrait manger non
Ashton : Ummm... yes... what should---
*HONKKK*
IlluZhion : Koh Lanta Mario intensifies
Master: STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL ! STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL !!! STOPPPP !!!!
KirbyBoy : Huh ? He Didn't Break The Fourth Wall, Tho. It's Kinda Weird, Right ?
xrunner : Nobody breaked any fourth wall. Quit your bullshit. It's getting insane.
osc-omb : I mean someone is literally breaking a wall. It's just that his vocabulary is extremely restricted.
MysteryMan : Wait, what ?? A wall is being broken ? Like, right now ?
Then some Piantas made their appearance after making a huge hole in the wall. They wanted to guide MKPCians to their challenge.
FDJ : Okay, where are we going ?
Pianta 1 : To the cliffs, and you'll get why
Arrived at the cliffs...
Pianta 1 : Here we are. My coworker will explain everything to you in detail about today's challenge.
D4rk : Not gonna lie, it kind of looks like DTNA's music video set
Brob2nd : Everything isn't related to k-pop...
Lemon : Anyways, let's head to the challenge, and let's not lose time.
Arrived at the cliffs...
Pianta 2 : Hello everyone! So here you will be doing the first challenge of MKPC Archipel, a show where you'll defy different citizens of the island. For this first challenge which is abseiling, you'll all get warped to a spot. For example, if Nudge gets warped on the beginning, he has to descend to the lower spot that is closest to him, and it all continues until you've reached the final spot, where the person there has to run to unlock the chest down there, to press a button. You'll have a key that you're forced to transport with you all along. You can throw it, it is a magic key. Enjoy !
Lely : Alright, so who is our opponent?
Pianta 2 : This Pianta can do everything by himself, but he's experienced and a professional in terms of abseiling.
Nudge: Sounds hard but we'll do it anyways
Max : Do we have security
Popplio : Yup, look at the ropes
Luq : This is quite terrifying
VC : We are super high above the goal...
StarSplizz : I can fly, so no problem 👍
Pianta 2 : Umm, no. Every power that comes from your abilities has been deleted. You're a mere human now, with different strengths of course.
Fiery: Shit, that's actually clever
And as they got warped...
Pianta 2 : Ready, get, set, GO !!!
From Max to StarSplizz
Max : Prepare yourself! Even with my mech, I don't have much experience in this so we will be late if I'm first.
StarSplizz : Okay, no problem! Do you want me to get closer ? That's not forbidden
Max : If you could, that would be great
Max slowly made his way. The rock at that place felt sharp and hard to navigate on. It did hurt him a bit, but he kept going until he reached StarSplizz, who went incredibly fast towards the lower spot. The other Pianta seemed at ease, keeping a constant and stable speed.
From StarSplizz to Nudge
StarSplizz : Since I am going rapidly, can you prepare yourself ? We wouldn't want to lose time.
Nudge : Sure, I am ready
The rock between StarSplizz and Nudge was way easier to bear. It didn't provoke any pain, and StarSplizz was used to it anyways. The other Pianta even looked like he was sliding, which did hit the confidence of some.
From Nudge to mememo
Nudge: Ashton, can you be ready?
Ashton : I c-can't... too high..
mememo : Skip him and directly give it to me ! He won't be able to move !
Nudge : Excellent idea
And Nudge skipped Ashton, who was trembling of fear looking at the void underneath him. The rock was extremely soft here. However, under Ashton, it was like spikes, which caused Nudge to get a few wounds and to feel some pain.
Nudge : M-mff... that kind of hurts
mememo : That's okay, take some rest, I'll be going smooth from that point
From mememo to Ralsei
mememo : Ralsei, let's go. Get a little bit closer so you'll be faster faster catch the key, and we will overtake this Pianta
Ralsei : Sure
However, something extremely weird happened. Ralsei's rock cracked down, which caused him to fall all the way down. All of the MKPCians couldn't help but watch him fall as he fell further and further from the cliff. Luckily, he fell down onto the ocean. The person who was at the lower spot, Lely, immediately ran towards the sea. During that time the other Pianta was whistling, a particularly creepy smile on his face. All of the MKPCians used their equipment to go down to the sea. Pianta called the police, since he was a police officer himself, to investigate the situation. Lely didn't even think rationally, he just ran and carried Ralsei's body like a doll to bring him back on the beach. Nudge, who was particularly fast to descend, investigated the body. A part of himself wanted to let him die but he thought he was actually gonna help. Max, who knew the exact order of the spots, immediately came to a conclusion. The case started in the same court as last time.
Luq : Long time no see I guess
Chilli : What do you mean long time ? The case literally occurred yesterday 😭
Judge Pianta : So we are here for the same thing as last time, which is attempted murder. MKPCians, please report every piece of evidence that you have.
Max : Well, first off, we were doing an abseiling challenge.
Lely : It all started in the context of a show, MKPC Archipel.
Popplio : The abseiling challenge details are on this paper.
Jey : The person right above Ralsei was mememo, and the person right below was Brob2nd.
KrazeyKay : Brob2nd was the culprit of yesterday's case, which is also attempted murder, but also identity fraud/usurpation.
Knoah : Brob2nd Repeatedly Says He Wants To Be a Villain.
D4rk : Easiest climax ever, can I explain?
Nudge: No problem.
D4rk : So, it all started yesterday, when Brob2nd was found guilty of attempted murder during the volcano case. Since then, he wanted his revenge. He had one day to do his revenge, and he did. While Ralsei was climbing up, actually the rock fell, because Brob2nd hit it with a hammer. He then fell down and that explains everything.
Lely : There's some holes in your reasonment. First. How would Brob crack the rock without others noticing? Secondly, it sounds way too simple since we aren't giving it much thought. Other pieces of evidence is that Toadboiiiii let someone get away with attempted murder, and murdered someone himself. I wouldn't even doubt he made that hole himself, yesterday. Toadboiiiii is a Toad that has also particularities of a mechanical teddy bear. There's footsteps that not only look like his, but there's also one ear that is slightly damaged, the red part being ripped off. Well, there is indeed a red part in the sand. Do you also remember the method for the crime ? The rock did not crack suddenly, it cracked when Ralsei tried to get up. It's a seesaw effect, Ralsei made pression on a fragilized part. It has also been used for several other murders that many people know, notably with floorboards, and sickles. Now I think Toadboiiiii is the true culprit here.
Judge Pianta : Well, I find Lely's climax more convincing than yours. We'll get to voting time. Let's go.
Everyone voted Toadboiiiii, even Toadboiiiii himself, and Toadboiiiii explained himself. He had no motive except to kill someone for the pleasure of it.
D4rk : Good climax, Lely !
Lely : Thanks ! Yours was good too. You just didn't put much thought, sadly, the obvious isn't necessarily the right solution...
Judge Pianta : Oh, and btw, both Brob2nd and Toadboiiiii are going to jail for a short time. I hereby declare this case to be closed.
To be continued..
Pianta 3 : I won ! I won ! Come on guys... can't I have some congratulations ?
To be continued...

Chapter 1 : Investigation
KrazeyKay : Man, what should we do now ?
Fiery : Die in peace, ughhh I'm so tired
Nudge : Nah. I want to agonize and suffer.
Max : I'd rather not, thank you
Nudge : Yes but you aren't in charge of my life, so leave me alone and mind your own business, not like you had none
Max : Yes since I can kill you at any moment by destroying the rooftop and make it fall on your head, so behave
Nudge : Ooh interesting
osc-omb : NO, stay. I need you in my bed
KrazeyKay : It is supposed to be "in my life"
Jey : That's nasty. The saying was perfectly fine and he edited it to be perverted, not a fan of it personnally
osc-omb : Oh, shut up and take a joke
Fiery : Why does this feel so real ?
Master : Duh, maybe because it's real
Popplio : We went from "stop breaking the fourth wall" to actual discussions. We made progress guys
Nudge : You know it's something when the quiet kid starts to show off his analyses
Popplio : Well, I finally got time to shine too, and that's great
Pianta : Guys we are supposed to act in a way the plot can progress. Nobody cares about how many lines you get
Jey : Be quiet and let others speak their mind. You're so annoying bruh
IlluZhion : Why do you need to be so agressive ? He wasn't, for once...
Pianta : Bro I don't care, you think you ate but the plate is full and the food is cold 🥶
Jey : Stop making fun of me
FDJ : Stop making fun of him
Luq : Stop copying each other
??? : Bruh is the chain going to stop ?
Ralsei : Get out bitch
Chilli : Hold on, I recognize that voice...
??? : Yeah and apparently I was impersonated. Anyways I'm Cringeh
??? : Yeah shut up. My moment now.
Fiery : People are coming ? There might be a chance to see Lely again
??? : Won't you recognize me ? Well, name's Toadboiiiii. Yeah there's five i because it looks cool. Toadboiiiii. Did you get that ? Toadboiiiii. Toadboiiiii. Toadboiiiii. I'm not sure you've understood, my name is Toadboiiiii. You got that ? Toadboiiiii. One last time ? Toadboiiiii. Spelling letter by letter ? Toadboiiiii. Toad---
Chilli : SHUT UP !
mememo : We got it, your name is Toadboiiiii... now shut. The. Fuck. Up.
Toadboiiiii with five i because it looks cool : Nah. It is MonoBoiiiii for you, mayfly.
Dietsoda : Now that word belongs to ME.
Toadboiiiii but it's MonoBoiiiii for you asshole : Yeah whatever. It's my full-time job to murder, steal and kill. A good life motto, right?
IlluZhion : Nahhh this dude is something else. I don't really trust him.
This dude is telling you to fuck off and his name is Toadboiiiii and it's cool so call him like that next time: Yeah I'm a murderer, so what ? Life is life, death is death, hope is hope, despair is despair, por---
DaisyPeachandKeeby : This is a family friendly fanfic so we censored the sentence. Thanks for your comprehension !
Nudge : Stop being a NPC. There's only one NPC I like and it's Your Favorite NPC
Toadboiiiii : Ooh yeah. That reminds me, I planned a killing game for all of you
VC : We are not going to participate in this
MonoBoiiiii : You are obligated, and I have an hostage, and you probably want this hostage to be with y'all
Max : Could it be...
MonoBoiiiii : Oh yeah. His name is Lely
Max : WHAT ??? HE IS ALIVE ? AND WHY DIDN'T YOU GAVE HIM BACK ???
Ralsei : BITCH YOU BETTER FREE HIM NOW
MonoBoiiiii : Chillax. You will only have to investigate one mystery
Nudge : Now this sounds interesting
Bj : I hope it's not a dead body
MonoBoiiiii : It's not. Infact, we just found a Pianta in Corona Mountain the other day. Yes because Delfino Isle is part of MKPC Archipel. And you are going to find who nearly killed him
Nudge : That's super boring, I'll be going now. Do it yourself without me
MonoBoiiiii : I forgot ! Everyone not participating in this will be locked up with dogs.
Nudge : You can't do this to me
MonoBoiiiii : Yes I can
Nudge : Asshole
MonoBoiiiii Love you too !
Fiery : Oh boy why am I excited about it
mememo : Because you are an Ace Attorney stan
Fiery : True. Let's do this
They then got guided to the court. At the center of the room, a Pianta looked mad and his skin was carmine. Facing him, there was another Pianta, a yellowgreen Pianta, visibly the main suspect.
Victim Pianta : ASSHOLE ! JERK ! FUCK OFF ! PUBLIC DANGER ! SERIAL KILLER !
StarSplizz : Are we obligated to deal with all the swearing ?
MonoBoiiiii : Cry about it
FDJ : Swearing is bad
StarSplizz : ^
Nudge: Shut up and listen to every piece of information, they are important
Ralsei : Yes, and there's literally fifteen suspects so each info could be crucial
KrazeyKay : It's 30 brains. Do you think we are gonna get this wrong ?
Main Suspect Pianta : Stop insulting me ! I am not even the culprit...
Nudge : What's your alibi then
Main Suspect Pianta : I wasn't even conscious when this happened
Pianta : Then why is it reported that one Pianta saw you in the volcano
Main Suspect Pianta : Listen here. We've got the news. It's been reported that lately there was a lot of identity fraud and impersonation, notably with a Cringeh imposter being an actual stalker. Although the real Cringeh is here and doesn't behave the same at all
IlluZhion : But the witness is also part of the suspects so let's not rely on them
Fiery : Yeah but they've got the main piece of evidence so we can't just ignore them
KrazeyKay : Ummm. What are the reports about the other Piantas ?
Pianta : Well, that pale blue Pianta over there was seen hanging around by the entrance. He could have been taking a hot bath but it was already a hot day. Its also very difficult for Piantas to even reach that place. He must have been goated
Hot Source Pianta : We've got the genes in the family. If you dig in my information, you'd know that my grandpa lives in Pianta Village and always relaxes by the hot river
Ralsei : Doesn't sound like the culprit at all for me, his alibi is fair, he looks pretty dumb and lost by all this chit-chattering
Jey : I personnally see that the greenyellow Pianta has been reported throwing knives in the volcano.  What's your alibi ?
Knife Pianta : I don't have any, and I can't deny any of the reports
Pianta : You're the culprit
KrazeyKay : Uh... maybe...
Fiery: Obviously
KirbyBoy : But ! Let's Examine Other Suspects Before Jumping To Conclusions
Nudge: It's the first time you've said something smart
Max : So what we can see is that the yellowgreen Pianta was unconscious because he was knocked out by the greenyellow Pianta who was throwing knives into the volcano. A pale blue Pianta was found hanging out near the entrance of the volcano. A purple Pianta was found cheering about locking up someone in the heats". A black Pianta was found criticizing the Pianta who was locked up. A white Pianta was found impersonating others, and a baby Pianta was seen crying because he was burnt by something... the other ones are witnesses but they are registered as suspects and we don't know why
KrazeyKay : It's obvious that the culprit is a witness..
Nudge : No. For me it's definitively the purple one. He gives it away
Psycho Pianta : I talked about the fish that I was finally able to fit into the oven...
KrazeyKay : As dumb as it sounds, there is a witness to back up his claims, the alibi being that he never left the sea for 24 hours and then never left the house for 24 hours, he was literally recording all the while, for his BathTube channel. His wife, which is the witness, also filmed during the 48 hours. And it all occurred during the crime...
VC : This sounds so complicated... ugh....
Chilli : I don't think there's any point anymore.. its too hard to tell
Yascamer : On abandonne, donc ?
Knoah : This Case Is So Stupid
D4rk : I actually have a good theory if you wish... but it's lengthy
Nudge : Go on, even I am confused
Toad99 : Alright, enlighten us
D4rk : It actually includes every of the Piantas. Basically... the yellowgreen Pianta which is the main suspect was impersonated. But let's get back to that later, okay ? Well, so he was in conflict with the greenyellow Pianta, who knocked him out. He also threw knives in the volcano to make them stronger and make a new weapon to plan a murder on the yellowgreen Pianta. However, the yellowgreen Pianta was was hated by the Black Pianta who criticized him, and became a suspect. That's where it starts. The wife of the Black Pianta heard that and she planned to be the one to kill the carmine Pianta, while impersonating the yellowgreen Pianta because *breathes* basically, her husband hated the yellowgreen Pianta and the carmine Pianta and she also hated the carmine Pianta. So she asked her friend, who is the white Pianta, to try out costumes for her to use, and preferably identical to the yellowgreen Pianta's clothes, and this to the bone. In the meanwhile, the Purple Pianta was gone filming for a good 48 hours. The pale blue Pianta was gone to the source and stole FLUDD to get to that; here's why Mario is also in that trial. Now it becomes even more confusing. The wife witnessed her kid listening secretly to her plans, because her kid is friend with the carmine Pianta's kid, who is a witness. So she decided to hit her with a belt, a slipper, and everything she could find. That's why the baby Pianta was seen crying about something that burnt. However, the wife also got knocked out by one the witnesses, the navy blue Pianta, who heard it all. However, she prepared a plan B and she told her accomplice about it ; the accomplice distributed the clothes to another of the witnesses, the Kaede pink Pianta... who is the true culprit ! HA !
Nudge : Can we make out tonight
D4rk : Hmm... nah, thanks. But wait! There's still one more thing ! This Kaede Pink Pianta has a double disguise. Not only he impersonated the yellowgreen one... but in truth he is also... BROB2ND ! YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE VILLAIN, HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE THE SPOTLIGHT NOW ???
Nudge : We should hire him as a Danganronpa protagonist. Slay
Brob2nd : SHIT ! SCREW YOU !
Ashton : That reasoning is Ashtonishing ! There isn't any hole or anything that could be exploited to prove the whole thing false.
Dietsoda : I have to admit this was amazing, however next time let me shine, mayfly. Also, what a shitty pun 💀
Ashton : Stop making fun of me !
FDJ : Stop reusing my lines !
Pianta : Anyways, that should close it.
MonoBoiiiii : Don't forget the most important thing: voting time
Everyone then voted Brob2nd...
But the sound wasn't the one expected...
It sounded like hell...
But it suddenly changed! It was another prank!
Max: Yes ! We can see Lely now ! Where is he ?
Lely : Right behind you, bestie ♡
Well... everyone seemed to be happy at the end of the day. Thanks to D4rk !
MysteryMan : No but I was told I'd at least have one line and the episode is done already ? Liars !
Bj : Oh Stop complaining...
Lemon : Well~ me too, and that's a shame
Lely : Is it good now ? Well, I guess ! Anyways, see you later, and thanks for reading !
Master : 😃🔪🧍‍♂️🟢🔨4️⃣🧱🛑🖕
Lely : Love you too <3
To be continued...

In the past, I've announced leaving the site a few times, but I was only gone for a few days after realizing how addicted(?) I was. But here's the story now:
My 18-year-old sister is on Discord, and does a lot of roleplaying. She also has the messiest room in the house. Last night, my dad, in a fit of rage, decided it was the computer's fault, and limited computer and phone time not just for her, but for both of us. Sure, I still have to go through my closet, but I also have school (online for that matter) and a job. Don't you think I deserve some slack? *sigh* Whatever. So it's no longer a matter of I don't want to be here, but rather, I can't be here. And I know I haven't been very active the past month or two, despite having a few unreleased tracks just laying around, so that probably played a factor too. I don't know if I have a reputation, or if I left any legacy on the forum, but regardless, it was fun. And I hope I can come back in the future.

Pretty much both.

Well, I mean, with MatPat out of the picture for every of his channels except GTLive, it is basically dead for his viewers, but hey, he'll still be there every once in a while.

Also, fuck this person in particular: https://youtu.be/RKY97iH7Mg0

Eh, I had a different plan in mind. The Past Mario is the first Mario created in Super Mario Bros. (NES), it stays 2D and acts like your average Mario. Present Mario hails from 3D World/Wonder, and Future Mario is a 4D Mario from the future, attempting to stop Present and Past Mario from acidentally ending the world. There is a Past, Present, and Future Bowser too. Forget the rest of the characters. It takes place in the Present Mushroom Kingdom.

New Super Mario Bros game where you alter between Past, Present, and Future Mario.

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