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5000 pts ★ NoviceOn 2025-08-05 at 04:01:04
I saw the new episode so nvm (I was referring to me thinking OCM silently killing me off for some reason)
On 2025-08-04 at 07:50:45
S2 E5
The Pro Karter HQ
https://objection.lol/objection/7954491
Nommanic: Everyone! Remember what Pro Karter #1 said? "...you win... ...for now..." They are probably planning something!
Jay: How about we follow them to they Headquarters?
Nommanic: ...inconspicuously. *sends a bird outside* Now we wait for develop ments.
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(Music Start)
Leader: Okay. Status reports?
Pro Karter #1: Umm... uhhh...
Pro Karter #2: The Mario Kart Cup and battling the Nones were both failures.
Leader: Wh-WHAAAT?!?
Pro Karter #2: Hush!
Leader: We need to fix this problem NOW!
Pro Karters #1-4: Yes, SIR!
(Music Change)
Leader: Okay! First of all, were you followed?
Pro Karter #1: No, your Leadership.
Pro Karter #3: There was a white egg-like bird, but it wasn't suspicious.
Leader: ...! An egg-like bird? The Pokemon pamphlet!
(Pro Karter #1 gives him the pamphlet.)
Leader: Egg... egg... bird... bird... Togetic?
Pro Karter #4: What?
Leader: It's a rare Pokemon. Does any of the Nones own one?
Pro Karter #2: Not likely, your Leadership. We have no knowledge of it being in one of the Nones' possesion.
Leader: Hmm... Nommanic seems to be a veteran trainer. It is possible he owns one. Team! Locate the bird at once!
Pro Karters #5-12: Yes, SIR!
Leader: Go, five to twelve! Follow that bird!
(Music change.)
(Outside...)
Pro Karter #5: There it is! Eggy, white, and... a bird!
Pro Karter: #8: Chase after it!
(They chase it.)
(At the hotel...)
Nommanic: ... Edgeyworthy should be back by now. I wonder what happened?
Jay: ...maybe the Pro Karters saw it?
Nommanic: ...maybe. Take care! * changes his shoes and leaves*
(back outside...)
Pro Karter #6: ...argh! It's too high up!
(a faint noise is heard.)
Pro Karter #7: What is that?
Pro Karter #10: No idea.
Pro Karter #11: Huh. It's heading towards a hotel.
(meanwhile...)
Nommanic: ......Pro Karters? You sure? ...... ...well, hopefully everything will be fine. Let's distract them.
Pro Karter #6: What is that?
Pro Karter #12: It looks like a fountain.
Pro Karter #11: We have to chase down that bird Togetic!
flash! ...rumbl...
Pro Karter #5: Its...
Pro Karters: A THUNDERSTORM!
Nommanic: ...perfect. They're distracted. Now time to get out of here!
Walkie-talkie: sccrt They have been no si of a thunderstom. sccrt
Pro Karter #5: Perhaps that Nommanic used it to distract us? The thunder was... that way? Lets split up!
(The group splits up.)
Pro Karter #5: That bird is going through that window! Hold up... Hello, we have followed the bird to Worst Hotel. Co.! It's on the second floor.
Walkie-talkie: scccrtttt Excellent. Spy on them. Leader Out. sccccccrrrttt Nice. We'll keep on following that trainer...
Pro Karter #9: ...following that trainer. Hopefully he can give us a lead.
Pro Karter #12: There he is! Chase him!
Nommanic: ...Darn it!
(Music Change)
(Meanwhile at the HQ)
Leader: ...Hmm... they found the bird and the trainer. Okay everyone. What should we do now?
Pro Karter #1: Confront them!
Leader: ...if you wish.
Pro Karter #2: We have a record of their past doings. Apparently, the trainer once fought in a war on an island, your Leadership.
Leader: Hmm... what was the trainer's role in the war?
Pro Karter #2: He was the strategist, according to this record of the war. It was named "The WAR of Shy guys and Yoshis." The writer only goes by the name... NEXO_64.
Leader: ...I have heard of him, that NEXO_64. No. 1, we shall confront them. Prepare yourselves! No. 4, prepare the Karts!
(Sometime later...)
(Music Change)
Leader: Off we go!
(Meanwhile...)
Jay: ...he hasn't returned in a while. I wonder what happened? Hey, any one of you can contact him?
Opulent: I'll try. His number is...
riiing riiing riiing ......... riiing riiing riiing
Nommanic: Who's there?
Jay: Hey Nommanic! What's going on?
Nommanic: Being pursued by 4 Pro Karters... Edgyworthy (the egg shaped bird) returned, right?
Leader: ...so it's name is Edgyworthy...
Nommanic: They found me! Be right back.
Pro Karter #1: You won't escape this time... heh heh heh...
Nommanic: I'm sorry, but you cannot kidnap me.
Pro Karter #1: What are you talking about?
Nommanic: I'm talking aboot... THIS!! *disappears*
Pro Karter #1: Where did he go?
Leader: To the hotel! You, get to the room using a ladder. We will keep watch, and you will go into the hotel itself!
(In the hotel...)
Nommanic: ...the Pro Karters are trying to bring us out by force.
Nashatra: Wha-WHAAAT?!?
SLAM
Refridge: The door!
Jay: ...Ugh... Feels like we're in the war again.
Opulent: What war?
Kevin: .........
T: .........
Jay: .........
Nommanic: .........
(The door flies open.)
Pro Karter #6: We demand admission! *elbows Opulent*
Pro Karter #5: You can't keep us out!
Pro Karter #6: We demand, that you can't keep us out!
Marcelo: Who are you? What do you want?
Pro Karter #5: I am P.K.5!
Pro Karter #6: And I demand that I am P.K.6!
Pro Karter #5: *aside* It's all right. You don't need to demand that.
Pro Karter #6: All right! I am P.K.6, and that is NOT a demand, that is a solid FACT! What we demand is solid FACTS!
Pro Karter #5: No, we don't! That is precisely what we don't demnd!
Pro Karter #6: We DON'T demand solid facts! What we demand is a total ABSENCE of solid facts. I demand that I may or may not be P.K.6!
Nashatra: But who the **** are you?!
Pro Karter #5: We, are Pro Karters.
Pro Karter #6: *pointing* Though we may not be.
Pro Karter #5: Yes, we ARE. We are quite definitely here as representatives of the Amalgamated Union of Pro Karters, and we want this trainer out, and we want him out NOW!
Jay: What's the problem?
Pro Karter #5: I'll tell you what the problem is, mate, demarcation, that's the problem!
Pro Karter #6: We demand, that demarcation may or may not be the problem!
Pro Karter #5: You just let the machines get on with the adding up, and we'll take care of the eternal verities, thank you very much. You might want to check your legal position, you do, mate. Under law the Sport of Mario Kart is quite clearly the inalienable prerogative of your working karters. Any bloody machine goes and actually FINDS it and we're straight out of a hobby, aren't we? I mean, what's the use of our sitting up half the night arguing that there may or may not be a SuperGrandMaster if this machine only goes and gives you his bleeding phone number the next morning?
Pro Karter #6: That's right, we demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!
(A beeping sound is heard.)
Nommanic: May I make an observation at this point?
Pro Karter #6: We'll go on strike!
Pro Karter #5: That's right! You'll have a national Karters' strike on your hands!
(A ringing sound steadily gets louder.)
Nommanic: All I wanted to say, was that... you'll never become a great trainer.
(Music Change.)
This is the police! Open up!
Pro Karter #9: *from outside on a stepladder* We'll smash this window!
Nommanic: Careful. That stepladder could fall if you do that...
Jay: That's a ladder.
Nommanic: No, it's a stepladder.
Jay: Wha... Stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions!
Nommanic: Whose cultural assumptions are you calling narrow?!
Pro Karter #9: I'll smash this window-AAAAAH!
Nommanic: ...that's Thundershock for ya.
Police: Pro Karters! You are hereby arrested for infiltrating private property!
Leader: Wha... WHAAAAAT?!?!?
(Music Change)
(Later, after the initial trial...)
Jay: ...turns out they got away with it.
Nommanic: Hey I have an idea!
Jay: What?
Nommanic: Mario Kart: Running edition.
...
Ad: Come buy our Hot Dogs! If you leave things in Crystal's hands, everyone in court will be found guilty dogs!
Ad2: Nommanic's Poke-Kart just released a new circuit: Kanto! Play now!
...to be continued...
Season 2
Episode 5
The Pro Karter HQ
THE END
The Pro Karter HQ
https://objection.lol/objection/7954491
Nommanic: Everyone! Remember what Pro Karter #1 said? "...you win... ...for now..." They are probably planning something!
Jay: How about we follow them to they Headquarters?
Nommanic: ...inconspicuously. *sends a bird outside* Now we wait for develop ments.
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(Music Start)
Leader: Okay. Status reports?
Pro Karter #1: Umm... uhhh...
Pro Karter #2: The Mario Kart Cup and battling the Nones were both failures.
Leader: Wh-WHAAAT?!?
Pro Karter #2: Hush!
Leader: We need to fix this problem NOW!
Pro Karters #1-4: Yes, SIR!
(Music Change)
Leader: Okay! First of all, were you followed?
Pro Karter #1: No, your Leadership.
Pro Karter #3: There was a white egg-like bird, but it wasn't suspicious.
Leader: ...! An egg-like bird? The Pokemon pamphlet!
(Pro Karter #1 gives him the pamphlet.)
Leader: Egg... egg... bird... bird... Togetic?
Pro Karter #4: What?
Leader: It's a rare Pokemon. Does any of the Nones own one?
Pro Karter #2: Not likely, your Leadership. We have no knowledge of it being in one of the Nones' possesion.
Leader: Hmm... Nommanic seems to be a veteran trainer. It is possible he owns one. Team! Locate the bird at once!
Pro Karters #5-12: Yes, SIR!
Leader: Go, five to twelve! Follow that bird!
(Music change.)
(Outside...)
Pro Karter #5: There it is! Eggy, white, and... a bird!
Pro Karter: #8: Chase after it!
(They chase it.)
(At the hotel...)
Nommanic: ... Edgeyworthy should be back by now. I wonder what happened?
Jay: ...maybe the Pro Karters saw it?
Nommanic: ...maybe. Take care! * changes his shoes and leaves*
(back outside...)
Pro Karter #6: ...argh! It's too high up!
(a faint noise is heard.)
Pro Karter #7: What is that?
Pro Karter #10: No idea.
Pro Karter #11: Huh. It's heading towards a hotel.
(meanwhile...)
Nommanic: ......Pro Karters? You sure? ...... ...well, hopefully everything will be fine. Let's distract them.
Pro Karter #6: What is that?
Pro Karter #12: It looks like a fountain.
Pro Karter #11: We have to chase down that bird Togetic!
flash! ...rumbl...
Pro Karter #5: Its...
Pro Karters: A THUNDERSTORM!
Nommanic: ...perfect. They're distracted. Now time to get out of here!
Walkie-talkie: sccrt They have been no si of a thunderstom. sccrt
Pro Karter #5: Perhaps that Nommanic used it to distract us? The thunder was... that way? Lets split up!
(The group splits up.)
Pro Karter #5: That bird is going through that window! Hold up... Hello, we have followed the bird to Worst Hotel. Co.! It's on the second floor.
Walkie-talkie: scccrtttt Excellent. Spy on them. Leader Out. sccccccrrrttt Nice. We'll keep on following that trainer...
Pro Karter #9: ...following that trainer. Hopefully he can give us a lead.
Pro Karter #12: There he is! Chase him!
Nommanic: ...Darn it!
(Music Change)
(Meanwhile at the HQ)
Leader: ...Hmm... they found the bird and the trainer. Okay everyone. What should we do now?
Pro Karter #1: Confront them!
Leader: ...if you wish.
Pro Karter #2: We have a record of their past doings. Apparently, the trainer once fought in a war on an island, your Leadership.
Leader: Hmm... what was the trainer's role in the war?
Pro Karter #2: He was the strategist, according to this record of the war. It was named "The WAR of Shy guys and Yoshis." The writer only goes by the name... NEXO_64.
Leader: ...I have heard of him, that NEXO_64. No. 1, we shall confront them. Prepare yourselves! No. 4, prepare the Karts!
(Sometime later...)
(Music Change)
Leader: Off we go!
(Meanwhile...)
Jay: ...he hasn't returned in a while. I wonder what happened? Hey, any one of you can contact him?
Opulent: I'll try. His number is...
riiing riiing riiing ......... riiing riiing riiing
Nommanic: Who's there?
Jay: Hey Nommanic! What's going on?
Nommanic: Being pursued by 4 Pro Karters... Edgyworthy (the egg shaped bird) returned, right?
Leader: ...so it's name is Edgyworthy...
Nommanic: They found me! Be right back.
Pro Karter #1: You won't escape this time... heh heh heh...
Nommanic: I'm sorry, but you cannot kidnap me.
Pro Karter #1: What are you talking about?
Nommanic: I'm talking aboot... THIS!! *disappears*
Pro Karter #1: Where did he go?
Leader: To the hotel! You, get to the room using a ladder. We will keep watch, and you will go into the hotel itself!
(In the hotel...)
Nommanic: ...the Pro Karters are trying to bring us out by force.
Nashatra: Wha-WHAAAT?!?
SLAM
Refridge: The door!
Jay: ...Ugh... Feels like we're in the war again.
Opulent: What war?
Kevin: .........
T: .........
Jay: .........
Nommanic: .........
(The door flies open.)
Pro Karter #6: We demand admission! *elbows Opulent*
Pro Karter #5: You can't keep us out!
Pro Karter #6: We demand, that you can't keep us out!
Marcelo: Who are you? What do you want?
Pro Karter #5: I am P.K.5!
Pro Karter #6: And I demand that I am P.K.6!
Pro Karter #5: *aside* It's all right. You don't need to demand that.
Pro Karter #6: All right! I am P.K.6, and that is NOT a demand, that is a solid FACT! What we demand is solid FACTS!
Pro Karter #5: No, we don't! That is precisely what we don't demnd!
Pro Karter #6: We DON'T demand solid facts! What we demand is a total ABSENCE of solid facts. I demand that I may or may not be P.K.6!
Nashatra: But who the **** are you?!
Pro Karter #5: We, are Pro Karters.
Pro Karter #6: *pointing* Though we may not be.
Pro Karter #5: Yes, we ARE. We are quite definitely here as representatives of the Amalgamated Union of Pro Karters, and we want this trainer out, and we want him out NOW!
Jay: What's the problem?
Pro Karter #5: I'll tell you what the problem is, mate, demarcation, that's the problem!
Pro Karter #6: We demand, that demarcation may or may not be the problem!
Pro Karter #5: You just let the machines get on with the adding up, and we'll take care of the eternal verities, thank you very much. You might want to check your legal position, you do, mate. Under law the Sport of Mario Kart is quite clearly the inalienable prerogative of your working karters. Any bloody machine goes and actually FINDS it and we're straight out of a hobby, aren't we? I mean, what's the use of our sitting up half the night arguing that there may or may not be a SuperGrandMaster if this machine only goes and gives you his bleeding phone number the next morning?
Pro Karter #6: That's right, we demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!
(A beeping sound is heard.)
Nommanic: May I make an observation at this point?
Pro Karter #6: We'll go on strike!
Pro Karter #5: That's right! You'll have a national Karters' strike on your hands!
(A ringing sound steadily gets louder.)
Nommanic: All I wanted to say, was that... you'll never become a great trainer.
(Music Change.)
This is the police! Open up!
Pro Karter #9: *from outside on a stepladder* We'll smash this window!
Nommanic: Careful. That stepladder could fall if you do that...
Jay: That's a ladder.
Nommanic: No, it's a stepladder.
Jay: Wha... Stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions!
Nommanic: Whose cultural assumptions are you calling narrow?!
Pro Karter #9: I'll smash this window-AAAAAH!
Nommanic: ...that's Thundershock for ya.
Police: Pro Karters! You are hereby arrested for infiltrating private property!
Leader: Wha... WHAAAAAT?!?!?
(Music Change)
(Later, after the initial trial...)
Jay: ...turns out they got away with it.
Nommanic: Hey I have an idea!
Jay: What?
Nommanic: Mario Kart: Running edition.
...
Ad: Come buy our Hot Dogs! If you leave things in Crystal's hands, everyone in court will be found guilty dogs!
Ad2: Nommanic's Poke-Kart just released a new circuit: Kanto! Play now!
...to be continued...
Season 2
Episode 5
The Pro Karter HQ
THE END
chat I think I died idk
1On 2025-07-20 at 03:23:47
I guess this episode shows how hard it is to write a dialogue with multiple POVs.
S1E5
The Conclusion (?)
Opulent: ALRIGHT so what will we eat for picnic?
Jay: I'm not that hungry.
T: Me neither.
Opulent: Me threeither. Let's see... OK I'll fry some shrimp and get a Subway for myself.
T: ... Umm... Are you sure you can fry shrimp?
Opulent: Frying isn't that hard, right? Just dry the pan and add oil and cook until cooked. Let's go to the store!
(They hop in their karts.)
Meanwhile...
Marcelo: Don't you think we should head back-
Red: N O
Blue: Let's take a vote: raise your hand of you want to go back.
(Everybody but Red raises his/her hand.)
Blue: Outvoted, sorry!
Red: F I N E !
Refridge: *cough* Is she always like this?
Blue: Nah, she's just not that happy right now.
... ...
Opulent: Here we are! You buy some shrimp (about 1 liter or quart) and I buy some Subways.
Jay: Ok. To the shrimp section!
... ...
Blue: Here's the deal: Me and Red will shop for toilet paper and porkchops-
Red: And ballpoint pens!
Blue: -while you talk amongst yourselves because you're too young to shop-
Red: ...you silly silly children.
(They leave.)
Nommanic: Okay! Let's shop (shh) without them seeing us!
Everyone: Yeah!
... ...
Opulent: Woah!
Nommanic: What are you doing here?
Opulent: Buying some Subways. You?
Nommanic: Shopping with them-
Opulent: That's it bye!
Nommanic: Bye!
Nashatra: I think I heard... Nommanic talking to himself?
Kevin: WHAT?!?
Nashatra: I know it doesn't make sense... but...
... ...
Red: Okay, 24897483 packages of ballpoint pens. They keep on dissappearing.
Blue: That's too much. *gets whacked*
...
Green: I think he somehow... resisted it?
Yellow: What!
Green: I mean, um, that he didn't seem to be...
... ...
Jay: Okay! Wait where are you going?
Opulent: Getting a pan and a induction heater.
... ...
Refridge: ...so the obvious conclusion is...
Marcelo: ...that there are two Nommanics.
Nashatra: I hate to say it, but that is impossible. As silly as... Refridge taking a swim in an ice-cold... lake!
Refridge: Hey! Where did you see that?
... ...
Opulent: Okay. Time to fry.
(She puts the heat on high and waits for the water to evaporate. Then she adds a generous amount of oil and puts in shrimp in. Suddenly the pan catches fire.)
T: Umm... *squirts water at the fire*
(The fire increases dramatically.)
Jay: R U N
(They hop into their karts.)
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
Jay: *slowing down* So, what are you going to do about the fire?
Opulent: ...It going to be fine.
Jay: *using a golden mushroom* WHEEEEeeeee!!
Opulent: Right. Bagging.
... ...
Refridge: Some ice cream, and- *notices the fire* what's that?!
Everyone else: !!!!!!!!!!
Marcelo: Someone call the fire department!
Nashatra: But YOU'RE the one with the phone.
Marcelo: ...right. *beep boop boop* Hello? I'm in Worst Shopping inc. and there's a huge fire right outside. ... Okay thanks. *hangs up* I guess all we can do is wait.
(Red and Blue run in.)
Red: Naughty children! I TOLD you to stay where you silly kids are AT! I TOLD YOU TO STAY WHERE YOU WERE!
Everybody but Nommanic, Blue, and Red point at him (Nommanic, that is.)
Red: You're GROUNDED for 24736666666666666668920555555555555555555555555555599999999999999992333333333333334777777777777213333333333333333330000000000000000000000000-
Nommanic: ...centimiliyocto seconds.
(He stands still for 2.47366666666670020902074611513 seconds, then walks outside.)
Red: Marcelo! Kevin! You're grounded for 213890 years!
Marcelo: W-what did I do?!
Red: Get in the car, everybody!
(They get in the car.)
... ...
Opulent: Hey, I'm gonna try something.
(She uses a mushroom and grinds on the highway edge.)
Opulent: Oop. That's our exit.
(Everybody exits the highway.)
Jay: Home at last. Hey, are we formally adopted into the family?
Opulent: I don't think so. Red doesn't like boys.
Jay: WHY?!?
Opulent: idk
...but I'll let you on on a secret
(No, you will not find out about the secret. Not now, at least, you forum kids.)
... ...
Red: I'm gonna try something.
(She rams the car into everything)
Red: Whoops! That's our exit.
(She exits the highway.)
Nashatra: Home at last...
Red: Okay everyone! Dinnertime!
(They go in the house.)
Season 1: Shoppe.
THE END
End notes: I think this episode is kinda lame, frankly. Oh, and stay tuned for the S1 Epilogue and S2 Prologue.
S1E5
The Conclusion (?)
Opulent: ALRIGHT so what will we eat for picnic?
Jay: I'm not that hungry.
T: Me neither.
Opulent: Me threeither. Let's see... OK I'll fry some shrimp and get a Subway for myself.
T: ... Umm... Are you sure you can fry shrimp?
Opulent: Frying isn't that hard, right? Just dry the pan and add oil and cook until cooked. Let's go to the store!
(They hop in their karts.)
Meanwhile...
Marcelo: Don't you think we should head back-
Red: N O
Blue: Let's take a vote: raise your hand of you want to go back.
(Everybody but Red raises his/her hand.)
Blue: Outvoted, sorry!
Red: F I N E !
Refridge: *cough* Is she always like this?
Blue: Nah, she's just not that happy right now.
... ...
Opulent: Here we are! You buy some shrimp (about 1 liter or quart) and I buy some Subways.
Jay: Ok. To the shrimp section!
... ...
Blue: Here's the deal: Me and Red will shop for toilet paper and porkchops-
Red: And ballpoint pens!
Blue: -while you talk amongst yourselves because you're too young to shop-
Red: ...you silly silly children.
(They leave.)
Nommanic: Okay! Let's shop (shh) without them seeing us!
Everyone: Yeah!
... ...
Opulent: Woah!
Nommanic: What are you doing here?
Opulent: Buying some Subways. You?
Nommanic: Shopping with them-
Opulent: That's it bye!
Nommanic: Bye!
Nashatra: I think I heard... Nommanic talking to himself?
Kevin: WHAT?!?
Nashatra: I know it doesn't make sense... but...
... ...
Red: Okay, 24897483 packages of ballpoint pens. They keep on dissappearing.
Blue: That's too much. *gets whacked*
...
Green: I think he somehow... resisted it?
Yellow: What!
Green: I mean, um, that he didn't seem to be...
... ...
Jay: Okay! Wait where are you going?
Opulent: Getting a pan and a induction heater.
... ...
Refridge: ...so the obvious conclusion is...
Marcelo: ...that there are two Nommanics.
Nashatra: I hate to say it, but that is impossible. As silly as... Refridge taking a swim in an ice-cold... lake!
Refridge: Hey! Where did you see that?
... ...
Opulent: Okay. Time to fry.
(She puts the heat on high and waits for the water to evaporate. Then she adds a generous amount of oil and puts in shrimp in. Suddenly the pan catches fire.)
T: Umm... *squirts water at the fire*
(The fire increases dramatically.)
Jay: R U N
(They hop into their karts.)
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
Jay: *slowing down* So, what are you going to do about the fire?
Opulent: ...It going to be fine.
Jay: *using a golden mushroom* WHEEEEeeeee!!
Opulent: Right. Bagging.
... ...
Refridge: Some ice cream, and- *notices the fire* what's that?!
Everyone else: !!!!!!!!!!
Marcelo: Someone call the fire department!
Nashatra: But YOU'RE the one with the phone.
Marcelo: ...right. *beep boop boop* Hello? I'm in Worst Shopping inc. and there's a huge fire right outside. ... Okay thanks. *hangs up* I guess all we can do is wait.
(Red and Blue run in.)
Red: Naughty children! I TOLD you to stay where you silly kids are AT! I TOLD YOU TO STAY WHERE YOU WERE!
Everybody but Nommanic, Blue, and Red point at him (Nommanic, that is.)
Red: You're GROUNDED for 24736666666666666668920555555555555555555555555555599999999999999992333333333333334777777777777213333333333333333330000000000000000000000000-
Nommanic: ...centimiliyocto seconds.
(He stands still for 2.47366666666670020902074611513 seconds, then walks outside.)
Red: Marcelo! Kevin! You're grounded for 213890 years!
Marcelo: W-what did I do?!
Red: Get in the car, everybody!
(They get in the car.)
... ...
Opulent: Hey, I'm gonna try something.
(She uses a mushroom and grinds on the highway edge.)
Opulent: Oop. That's our exit.
(Everybody exits the highway.)
Jay: Home at last. Hey, are we formally adopted into the family?
Opulent: I don't think so. Red doesn't like boys.
Jay: WHY?!?
Opulent: idk
...but I'll let you on on a secret
(No, you will not find out about the secret. Not now, at least, you forum kids.)
... ...
Red: I'm gonna try something.
(She rams the car into everything)
Red: Whoops! That's our exit.
(She exits the highway.)
Nashatra: Home at last...
Red: Okay everyone! Dinnertime!
(They go in the house.)
Season 1: Shoppe.
THE END
End notes: I think this episode is kinda lame, frankly. Oh, and stay tuned for the S1 Epilogue and S2 Prologue.
I crown this episode “Best Fanfic Episode That Portrays My IRL Self”!!1!
On 2025-07-08 at 01:52:21
Georgie: Our SAFEST item is a nuk-
(He gets frozen by Refri-
Georgie:
(freezes, stabs, star beams, explodes, shoots, whacks, diamond swords, flamethrows, Swifts, Thunders, Surfs, Auroua Beams, Bit, Rollouted, Rock Slid, Quick-Attacked, Dragon Raged, Twistered, Ice Fanged, Sleep Powdered, Psybeam, Confused, Disabled, Thunder Waved, Earthquaked, Magnituded, Flown, Extrasensorized, and Cuts, and hunting-crops refridge to death .)
Red: YOU KILLED HIM!
Georgie: buy my explosive pro controller 2 and your good to go-
Nash: take my money and give it to me because we are leaving and your coming with us.
Georgie: did I ask?
Nash: QUIET OR YOURE BACON
(He gets frozen by Refri-
Georgie:
(freezes, stabs, star beams, explodes, shoots, whacks, diamond swords, flamethrows, Swifts, Thunders, Surfs, Auroua Beams, Bit, Rollouted, Rock Slid, Quick-Attacked, Dragon Raged, Twistered, Ice Fanged, Sleep Powdered, Psybeam, Confused, Disabled, Thunder Waved, Earthquaked, Magnituded, Flown, Extrasensorized, and Cuts, and hunting-crops refridge to death .)
Red: YOU KILLED HIM!
Georgie: buy my explosive pro controller 2 and your good to go-
Nash: take my money and give it to me because we are leaving and your coming with us.
Georgie: did I ask?
Nash: QUIET OR YOURE BACON
Nah, canon Nashata would probably be like:
Nashatra: Huh, v-very nice product!
*she slowly backs away*
Nashatra: I would buy it, but I-I forgot my wallet… Lemme just…
*she would promptly gtfo of there*
or smh like that idk
On 2025-07-07 at 07:16:08
I saw a fangame where the human literally becomes infected and I think it’s canon lore.
Key word: “fangane”.
Most fangames are a spin of the source material, for example Sonic.EXE (basically evil sonic). Fangames are not canon whatsoever unless the creater says smh about it. just a tidbit :3
On 2025-07-07 at 06:55:49
And later becomes an infected
To be honest, I feel like Mr. P’s potions only work on animals and not humans (the worsts a human has done is betrayed their “friends”, so worst case scenario she gets wet.
I wonder what an infected human would look like tho
On 2025-07-07 at 06:42:44
Uhh just a tidbit this universe’s version of Nashatra is aware she was in Forsaken one. In fact, she likes the game (she used to play a lot of Dead By Daylight when she was a teen).
George: *cracks knuckles*
”Try me, little piggie. I eat your kind for breakfast.” ~Nashatra, peobably.
”I can pie hike in 5 seconds and you look like a failed mii creation also not to mention I turned a living life sized potato into mashed potato once, and it was a literal cyborg.”
~George probably.
”Oh, you wanna go low? I don’t wanna hear it from the pig who’s family is fuckin’ dead (…Ok, that was a pretty messed up thing to say, to be honest.).”
”I have a potion, it killed my family, SO IMA INFECT YOU WITH IT *throws it at Nash*” george don’t care
*All the potion does is drench Nashatra’s clothes with the watery substance.*
“…Dude, really? I swear, kids these days…”
*She walks off to go change out of her soaked clothes.*
[END OF HYPOTHETICAL ENCOUNTER]
On 2025-07-07 at 06:16:38
Uhh just a tidbit this universe’s version of Nashatra is aware she was in Forsaken one. In fact, she likes the game (she used to play a lot of Dead By Daylight when she was a teen).
George: *cracks knuckles*
”Try me, little piggie. I eat your kind for breakfast.” ~Nashatra, peobably.
”I can pie hike in 5 seconds and you look like a failed mii creation also not to mention I turned a living life sized potato into mashed potato once, and it was a literal cyborg.”
~George probably.
”Oh, you wanna go low? I don’t wanna hear it from the pig who’s family is fuckin’ dead (…Ok, that was a pretty messed up thing to say, to be honest.).”
On 2025-07-07 at 06:01:50
Uhh just a tidbit this universe’s version of Nashatra is aware she was in Forsaken one. In fact, she likes the game (she used to play a lot of Dead By Daylight when she was a teen).
George: *cracks knuckles*
”Try me, little piggie. I eat your kind for breakfast.” ~Nashatra, peobably.
On 2025-07-07 at 05:42:18
Uhh just a tidbit this universe’s version of Nashatra is aware she was in Forsaken one. In fact, she likes the game (she used to play a lot of Dead By Daylight when she was a teen).
On 2025-07-06 at 02:42:42
Yo, another character!
Green
Personality: ???
Origin: ???
Powers: ???
Team: ???
???: ???
Details about the protagonist and antagonist
Red: the mom of the family, she grounds and whacks people
Blue: Totally normal middle-aged American man who is totally normal (by American standards.)
Opulent ??? "???" ???
Personality: Same as his twin
Excellent at Mario Kart
He and Nommanic are never at the same place at the same time. This may or may not cause confusion.
Episode 2:
Car Accident
Green
Personality: ???
Origin: ???
Powers: ???
Team: ???
???: ???
Details about the protagonist and antagonist
Red: the mom of the family, she grounds and whacks people
Blue: Totally normal middle-aged American man who is totally normal (by American standards.
)Opulent ??? "???" ???
Personality: Same as his twin
Excellent at Mario Kart
He and Nommanic are never at the same place at the same time. This may or may not cause confusion.
Episode 2:
Car Accident
Everyone is in the car.
Red: *speeding up to 120* Let's smash into these police cars.
Nashara: WHAT THE-
KABOOM
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Some time later...
Police: Do you know why I pulled you over?
(Red proceeds to whack them, but is stunned with a stun gun.)
Blue: No. *pulls out a gun* this vehicle is totaled. By the law of the land, you have no right to search it as a warrent. *gets a document* This paper says that a vehicle has the properties "mobility" and "roadworthiness." This wreck is none of them. Now LEAVE ME ALONE!!! *gets stunned*
Police: Excuse me sirs and ma'ams but we must search that car.
(Refridge cuts the power -- again, but is promptly stunned.)
Police: *into walkie-talkie* requesting flashlight.
Marcelo: *spawns diamond sword* HIYAA- *gets stunned.*
Police: Don't even try to resist or I'll have you held in contempt of... of... I don't know!
(Kevin uses the star beam and explosives to kill the policemen)
Nashara: And that is how you escape the police force!
Jay: Hey look! Karts!
Everyone: Let's GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
(Everyone -- but Nommanic -- gets in the karts.)
Jay: Where did Nommanic go?
Opulent: Here.
3... 2... 1... GO!
(They have a wonderful time reverse drifting. If they can, of course.)
T: Eeek!
Everyone: !
(The neighboring city is... not having a good time. The ground -- parts of it, of course -- is in the air.)
Jay: Nommanic! What are you reading?!
Opulent: Oh? An acrostic manga. In english, of course.
Red: Perhaps... lets investigate or you'll be grounded.
T: Uhh...
Kevin: Let's go!
Refridge: Eh, whatever.
Opulent: Nope.
Kevin: To the city!
(Everyone runs to the city.)
Nommanic: Next time, you could pay more attention to what we say.
Marcelo: Oh. But why?
Nommanic: Maybe you'll find an acrostic?!
Marcelo: "Maybe?"
Nommanic: An acrostic is-
Marcelo: No need to explain that!
Blue: I think I found something!
Nommanic: Cinnamon! That completes the acrostic!
Everyone: ???
Blue: What is that?
(Green hovers in the distance.)
Green: ...
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Red: *speeding up to 120* Let's smash into these police cars.
Nashara: WHAT THE-
KABOOM
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Some time later...
Police: Do you know why I pulled you over?
(Red proceeds to whack them, but is stunned with a stun gun.)
Blue: No. *pulls out a gun* this vehicle is totaled. By the law of the land, you have no right to search it as a warrent. *gets a document* This paper says that a vehicle has the properties "mobility" and "roadworthiness." This wreck is none of them. Now LEAVE ME ALONE!!! *gets stunned*
Police: Excuse me sirs and ma'ams but we must search that car.
(Refridge cuts the power -- again, but is promptly stunned.)
Police: *into walkie-talkie* requesting flashlight.
Marcelo: *spawns diamond sword* HIYAA- *gets stunned.*
Police: Don't even try to resist or I'll have you held in contempt of... of... I don't know!
(Kevin uses the star beam and explosives to kill the policemen)
Nashara: And that is how you escape the police force!
Jay: Hey look! Karts!
Everyone: Let's GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
(Everyone -- but Nommanic -- gets in the karts.)
Jay: Where did Nommanic go?
Opulent: Here.
3... 2... 1... GO!
(They have a wonderful time reverse drifting. If they can, of course.)
T: Eeek!
Everyone: !
(The neighboring city is... not having a good time. The ground -- parts of it, of course -- is in the air.)
Jay: Nommanic! What are you reading?!
Opulent: Oh? An acrostic manga. In english, of course.
Red: Perhaps... lets investigate or you'll be grounded.
T: Uhh...
Kevin: Let's go!
Refridge: Eh, whatever.
Opulent: Nope.
Kevin: To the city!
(Everyone runs to the city.)
Nommanic: Next time, you could pay more attention to what we say.
Marcelo: Oh. But why?
Nommanic: Maybe you'll find an acrostic?!
Marcelo: "Maybe?"
Nommanic: An acrostic is-
Marcelo: No need to explain that!
Blue: I think I found something!
Nommanic: Cinnamon! That completes the acrostic!
Everyone: ???
Blue: What is that?
(Green hovers in the distance.)
Green: ...
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Not the best take on cynicism but I’ll take it.
also ARE THEY RED, BLUE, AND GREEN FROM BLOCK TALES????? PURPLE WHEN =O
2On 2025-06-30 at 00:59:48
Hey hey hey I wanna join in!
Name: Nashatra (or Nash for short)
Color: Maroon
Personality: She’s the only sane person of the group. She’s mostly a down-to-earth and soft person, but can get pretty cynical. She’s also likely to watch stuff from afar and occasionally comment on whatever is happening (mostly with snark or sarcasm, but sometimes praise whenever someone does something smart for once).
Side note I forgor: She won’t hesitate to swear.
Name: Nashatra (or Nash for short)
Color: Maroon
Personality: She’s the only sane person of the group. She’s mostly a down-to-earth and soft person, but can get pretty cynical. She’s also likely to watch stuff from afar and occasionally comment on whatever is happening (mostly with snark or sarcasm, but sometimes praise whenever someone does something smart for once).
Side note I forgor: She won’t hesitate to swear.
10 IQ Simulator (Meme Topic)
On 2026-02-13 at 15:25:16
Kinda OT but:
AI Overview
You can't play Mortal Kombat Kollection (MKPC) on a calculator because calculators lack the necessary hardware and operating system to run a modern PC game. Calculators are designed for mathematical functions, not for the complex graphics, processing power, and storage required by games like Mortal Kombat. The game's software is designed for a computer's operating system and hardware, which are fundamentally different from a calculator's.
AI Overview Water is "wet" because its molecular structure allows it to adhere to other molecules, a property known as cohesion and adhesion. A water molecule is made of an oxygen and two hydrogen atoms (\(H_{2}O\)), where the oxygen atom pulls more electrons, creating a partial negative charge and leaving the hydrogen atoms with a partial positive charge. These partial charges allow the molecules to stick to one another (cohesion) and to other surfaces, which is what we experience as wetness.
Any exposed skin is vulnerable to frostbite. The risk of frostbite is less than 5% when the air temperature is above 5 F (minus 15 C), but the risk rises as the wind chill falls. At wind chill levels below minus 18 F (minus 28 C), frostbite can occur on exposed skin in 30 minutes or less.
AI Overview
Spyro doesn't fly in the Skylanders games because it's a gameplay limitation to create challenges and platforming puzzles, even though his wings could theoretically handle it. The developers designed the levels to be explored by running, jumping, and gliding, not full flight, to ensure proper game progression and to require players to think creatively to overcome obstacles.
(Oh and btw I googled them all and copy-n-pasted the AI Overview.)
You can't play Mortal Kombat Kollection (MKPC) on a calculator because calculators lack the necessary hardware and operating system to run a modern PC game. Calculators are designed for mathematical functions, not for the complex graphics, processing power, and storage required by games like Mortal Kombat. The game's software is designed for a computer's operating system and hardware, which are fundamentally different from a calculator's.
AI Overview Water is "wet" because its molecular structure allows it to adhere to other molecules, a property known as cohesion and adhesion. A water molecule is made of an oxygen and two hydrogen atoms (\(H_{2}O\)), where the oxygen atom pulls more electrons, creating a partial negative charge and leaving the hydrogen atoms with a partial positive charge. These partial charges allow the molecules to stick to one another (cohesion) and to other surfaces, which is what we experience as wetness.
Any exposed skin is vulnerable to frostbite. The risk of frostbite is less than 5% when the air temperature is above 5 F (minus 15 C), but the risk rises as the wind chill falls. At wind chill levels below minus 18 F (minus 28 C), frostbite can occur on exposed skin in 30 minutes or less.
AI Overview
Spyro doesn't fly in the Skylanders games because it's a gameplay limitation to create challenges and platforming puzzles, even though his wings could theoretically handle it. The developers designed the levels to be explored by running, jumping, and gliding, not full flight, to ensure proper game progression and to require players to think creatively to overcome obstacles.
(Oh and btw I googled them all and copy-n-pasted the AI Overview.)
mmmmmm AI overview
I understand that Skylanders is supposed to not have Spyro fly, but like dude what is the purpose of wings if you can't even use the for what they're ment for?
On 2025-11-23 at 14:24:51
dude why doesnt Spyro use his wings to fly over tiny gaps in Skylanders? is he stupid???
2Happy Birthday topic
On 2025-09-10 at 19:12:41
To @RealGamerGuy-YT, @MKMaker_, @CanadaFromPWA, @indiancharizard, @IvnahlJr, @notgeorge, @neptunogamermkpc, & @BlueCore:
Thank you for wishing me a Happy B-day to me! Sorry I wasn’t on yesterday, I was going through something I don’t want to talk about.
Again, thank you, y’all are the best lads ever =D
Thank you for wishing me a Happy B-day to me! Sorry I wasn’t on yesterday, I was going through something I don’t want to talk about.
Again, thank you, y’all are the best lads ever =D
1
1Are any of you Youtubers out there?
On 2025-06-30 at 07:09:22
I’m a YTer too! (Name is MrTreehouse)
Here’s a vid from me (plz sub): https://youtu.be/tdMJQOKKknQ?si=xWH64wpLAwovObnG
Here’s a vid from me (plz sub): https://youtu.be/tdMJQOKKknQ?si=xWH64wpLAwovObnG
Scratch Kart
On 2024-03-03 at 22:16:18
guys its mah birthday!! 
Happy Birthday!
May this Marker wish you luck.
1Worst track in mario kart history
On 2025-04-02 at 10:08:11
Placement | Track Name | Reason
3rd worst | Amsterdam Drift | I don't like the music
2nd worst | Neo Bowser City | Hard not to fall off
1st worst | N64 Rainbow Road | [#1(N64)Too long] [#2(WiiU)No shortcuts]
3rd worst | Amsterdam Drift | I don't like the music
2nd worst | Neo Bowser City | Hard not to fall off
1st worst | N64 Rainbow Road | [#1(N64)Too long] [#2(WiiU)No shortcuts]
Can agree with amsterdam drift but not bc of the music, the track itself is just very bland with not much to do. rainbow is really just a 50/50 either it's ok or unplayable lol. neo bowser city, at least in my opinion, isn't actually that bad, the falling off thing is remedied by break-drifting which separates good players and players who just vr-grind on local matches, but that's just my opinion, ignore it if you want to.
You were cooking with NBC and Amsterdam Drift tbh. RR N64 tho idk.
like some rr are way too narrow and sharp, but some of them like whichever rr version is on mk8dx is actually decently playable with wide(r) roads and more shallow turns, but maybe it's not actually wider and i just don't have good memory of any other rr
Oh ok I see. RR N64 is kinda unplayable bc it takes a long time to go around the track if you don’t know that infamous skip.
On 2025-04-01 at 12:33:02
Placement | Track Name | Reason
3rd worst | Amsterdam Drift | I don't like the music
2nd worst | Neo Bowser City | Hard not to fall off
1st worst | N64 Rainbow Road | [#1(N64)Too long] [#2(WiiU)No shortcuts]
3rd worst | Amsterdam Drift | I don't like the music
2nd worst | Neo Bowser City | Hard not to fall off
1st worst | N64 Rainbow Road | [#1(N64)Too long] [#2(WiiU)No shortcuts]
Can agree with amsterdam drift but not bc of the music, the track itself is just very bland with not much to do. rainbow is really just a 50/50 either it's ok or unplayable lol. neo bowser city, at least in my opinion, isn't actually that bad, the falling off thing is remedied by break-drifting which separates good players and players who just vr-grind on local matches, but that's just my opinion, ignore it if you want to.
You were cooking with NBC and Amsterdam Drift tbh. RR N64 tho idk.
Knock knock jokes
On 2025-06-21 at 03:09:15
Knock knock who's there?
Wii.
Wii who?
Can u read that?
Wii.
Wii who?
Can u read that?
I feel like “Wii U!” would be a better punchline.