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6099 pts ★ RacerOn 2023-12-18 at 22:56:34
I've had this one for a while, just never posted it.
Personally I think you meant to put the Discord logo
On 2023-12-12 at 09:15:30
Amateurs (I don't even try and tada I'm lesbian 💀💀💀)
Is every third message you send about wanting to fuck a femboy because that's us
On 2023-12-11 at 23:15:23
Amateurs (I don't even try and tada I'm lesbian 💀💀💀)
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On 2023-11-08 at 19:34:33
exrio when somebody swears (he's a f**king crybaby):
That's rude to say but THE IMAGE LOL
Bro even censored the f**k word 💀☠️👽
NOT FUNNY DIDNT LAUGH
To be fair at least you have an excuse for reacting like that to swearing (also nice alt moment there mate you really thought you were slick didn't ya?)
1On 2023-11-04 at 12:52:14
Nah this was rude. It's not giving.
I agree that MnL was being too harsh for calling Exrio a fucking crybaby but for some reason my dumb ass laughed so hard at the fact that Exrio censored 'fucking' (honestly I'm sorry)
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1On 2023-11-04 at 12:02:19
exrio when somebody swears (he's a f**king crybaby):
That's rude to say but THE IMAGE LOL
Bro even censored the fuck word 💀☠️👽
1Fun Facts got locked, why?
On 2025-04-01 at 22:40:24
Also whoever is sending account password reset emails to me to try get in my account.. are you dumb? 
"Images in this message are hidden"
Hmmm yes I wonder who could be doing this 😂
SuperMega7's Monthly Track Building Contests!
On 2024-04-30 at 22:09:51
What's the May TBC?
I don't know, I was thinking of a Star Wars themed TBC, but I'm not sure if it's really fitting (reference to May the 4th being Star Wars day in some countries)...
What about a Mongolian track, as May 1st is supposedly the birthday of the Great Father Chinggis Khaan (Genghis Khan to non-Mongolians)?
22On 2024-03-03 at 11:16:18
Reply mario no for mario day, rob dab for mothers day and luigi fear for st patricks
Li-de-di-dee-dee,
Kill a fuckin' Englishman
And throw him in the sea
This is a parody please don't cancel me
On 2024-03-02 at 18:31:07
If I'm being completely honest, Mar10 day, is a minor holiday, and all that really happens is everyone dresses up like mario characters, but how do you make a track around that?
Yeah, you're right... Maybe I should replace it with a more important holiday
Edit: anyone has an idea for an holiday to replace Mar10 day?
St. Patrick's?
1Fun Facts
On 2024-12-22 at 05:21:54
Fun Facts: Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is all playing than Super Mario Kart
Please learn English PLEASE
Technically speaking, we're the foreigners here - this is site is French. However, I do agree that what Alex said makes no grammatical sense
On 2024-05-04 at 23:19:29
Fun Fact: Most Zelda fans believe that Link's love interest is the titular princess, however there are two instances where Link and Midna officially kissed
2On 2024-05-03 at 22:13:17
FUN FACT!
They grass Is green
The sky is Blue
The Sun is Yellow
They grass Is green
The sky is Blue
The Sun is Yellow
FUN FACT!
They roses Are red
The violets are Blue
My Brain just Died
Also Jesus Christ you guys never fail to make your typing styles as obscure as possible
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4On 2024-03-31 at 09:53:15
Fun fact: Each unlockable character in MKPC is leaked from the start 
If you look at the screenshots (only going off first appearances):
- Koopa and Link are shown in Choco Island 2
- Shy Guy, Dry Bowser and Diddy Kong are shown in Sky Garden
- Rosalina, Bowser Jr. and Petey are shown in GBA Rainbow Road (rather fittingly for Rosalina)
- Funky Kong, King Boo and Toadette are shown in Cheep Cheep Beach
- Waluigi, Hammer Bro and Birdo are shown in Waluigi Pinball (rather fittingly for Waluigi)
- Dry Bones is shown in Ribbon Road
And as a bonus, Wargor is seen playing as Pikachu in Ribbon Road with 100 players which may showcase the use of custom characters and customizable player count settings!
Sneaky Wargor, expecting us not to notice! 
If you look at the screenshots (only going off first appearances):
- Koopa and Link are shown in Choco Island 2
- Shy Guy, Dry Bowser and Diddy Kong are shown in Sky Garden
- Rosalina, Bowser Jr. and Petey are shown in GBA Rainbow Road (rather fittingly for Rosalina)
- Funky Kong, King Boo and Toadette are shown in Cheep Cheep Beach
- Waluigi, Hammer Bro and Birdo are shown in Waluigi Pinball (rather fittingly for Waluigi)
- Dry Bones is shown in Ribbon Road
And as a bonus, Wargor is seen playing as Pikachu in Ribbon Road with 100 players which may showcase the use of custom characters and customizable player count settings!
5On 2024-03-21 at 06:01:43
I found that America has really weird laws :
- In Alabama, if u put salt on railways there's a chance to have death sentence
- In California it's illigal to shoot in ur car except if it's on a whale
- In Massachusetts it's forbidden to have a gorilla on the backseats of ur car
- In the Maryland an other law says that u cannot mistreat oysters
Please don't try to do that if u go to USA or if you are allready there...
- In Alabama, if u put salt on railways there's a chance to have death sentence
- In California it's illigal to shoot in ur car except if it's on a whale
- In Massachusetts it's forbidden to have a gorilla on the backseats of ur car
- In the Maryland an other law says that u cannot mistreat oysters
Please don't try to do that if u go to USA or if you are allready there...
well yeah these are dumb laws but there's some genuinely dumb shit the us does
Wonder if it has to do with guns
None of those laws even have anything to do with guns, and obviously they aren’t enforced. Now the us does have plenty of dumb laws regarding guns but some other countries are worse.
Fair enough just wanted to trash America for... I forgot why
For its stupid laws i guess but think of that, this was just 4 of them out of maybe a lot more even more ridiculous. There is one law in England this time so dumb i need to have your advice : if u suicide yourself in the front of the royal family, u get arrested, judged and because you can’t defend you (question of logic)
U are put in jail...
And also in the UK it's illegal to "suspiciously handle" a fish or walk into the Houses of Parliament wearing a suit of armor 💀
One, how the fuck do you "suspciously" handle a fish, two, armor? It's 2024, not 1024, and who would film the next LoTR or D&D film in the Houses of Parliament anyway 💀💀💀
On 2024-03-04 at 22:36:33
Fun Fact: Baldi's Actual Name From Baldis Basics Is Baldimore.
Fun Fact#2: Math is the most hated subject
Fun Fact#3: video games don't cause violence.
Fun Fact#4: Mayonaise is not an instrument XD
Fun Fact#5: School is the reason why we are sometimes depressed all of the time.
Fun Fact#2: Math is the most hated subject
Fun Fact#3: video games don't cause violence.
Fun Fact#4: Mayonaise is not an instrument XD
Fun Fact#5: School is the reason why we are sometimes depressed all of the time.
Fun Fact #5
School's logic is that despite the fact that like over half of all students are depressed/suicidal we're smart enough to cope with it - which is bullshit since we still have to go to work afterwards and the fuck are we gonna do then, continuously drink away our problems, cut our arms to shreds and cry ourselves to sleep most nights? No thanks I already do that and I still feel shit for the future etc, maybe the school system should try to learn Beck's Cognitive Triad theory... or actually give a shit about the students' mental health for once
1On 2024-02-28 at 05:34:11
Gyat
Never did I ever think a generation would be so stupid to say something unrelated to the topic and cringe at the same time
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3On 2024-01-14 at 07:14:21
Did you know that coffee has cat poop in it. but they will lie.
Well that's not that surprising, since in Indonesia they drink coffee made from the shit of the luwak (a weasel-like creature that eats coffee pods and essentially farts out the beans)
I've tried it and it doesn't even smell of weasel poop
Oh yeah and in Mongolia we drink soured horse milk as an alcoholic beverage soooo
On 2024-01-02 at 01:34:34
fun fact: i have accumulated 0 maidens so far
You don’t need to accumulate maidens, you need to accumulate gentlemen.
This is no longer a joke for me 💯
No you need to accumulate femboys 😎😎😎