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Goodbye internet...
On 2024-03-19 at 18:23:32
How could osc-wrong do this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR THE SAVAGE DAUGHTERS OF LILITH AND THE BERSERKERS OF ODIN TO GO TO WAR OVER OSC-WRONG HURTING COOLMONKEY'S FEELINGS!1!1!1!1
I think making gods do war would be quite cool.
Color brown Species monkey
Guys pay tribute to coolmonkey cause osc-wrong just did!1!1!1
Color brown species monkey
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THATS IT SHUT UP IM GOING ON THE MAD SIDE IF YOU DONT STOP AND IM UNFOLLOWING YOU ALL GODDAMMIT

Okay nice but I don't give one about getting or losing followers anyway lol
So I don't have anything left to say but color brown species monkey since it's clear you're not gonna leave anyway
On 2024-03-19 at 18:14:02
How could osc-wrong do this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR THE SAVAGE DAUGHTERS OF LILITH AND THE BERSERKERS OF ODIN TO GO TO WAR OVER OSC-WRONG HURTING COOLMONKEY'S FEELINGS!1!1!1!1
I think making gods do war would be quite cool.
Color brown Species monkey
Guys pay tribute to coolmonkey cause osc-wrong just did!1!1!1
Color brown species monkey


On 2024-03-19 at 18:01:04
How could osc-wrong do this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR THE SAVAGE DAUGHTERS OF LILITH AND THE BERSERKERS OF ODIN TO GO TO WAR OVER OSC-WRONG HURTING COOLMONKEY'S FEELINGS!1!1!1!1

What if?
On 2024-03-16 at 09:54:16
What if I wasn't an absolute mental wreck?
What would you like to see in the new 3D Mario game?
On 2024-03-17 at 21:52:15
Would actually prefer for it to be fully open, like a Zelda game but with Mario physics etc, guess it'd work a bit like a cross between Odyssey, Frontiers and ToTK
What is your favorite Food?
On 2024-03-11 at 08:31:30
Why me ?
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On 2024-03-11 at 08:21:43
In all honesty, I'm a bit of a gourmet, I like chicken momos in naga sauce (Nepali street food in general is amazing), shark/pufferfish sashimi (since I'm too fucking expensive to have salmon lmfao - no but really you're missing out if you've only tried salmon), pork/goat guriltal shul (all other meats in guriltal are kinda mid compared to pork and goat tbh) and san-nakji (basically just octopus tentacles - yes yes make a dirty joke go on)
Veganism Doesn't Exist
On 2024-03-12 at 22:55:23
Vegan - A person who does not eat any food derived from animals and who typically does not use other animal products.
FUN FACT: WATER CONTAINS MICRO-ORGANISMS WHICH ARE ANIMAL LIFE!
This means that everyone consumes animal life and you may think "oH PixElSs yOu DuMmy iT sAyS eAT". To that I say: ice
Without water, you die, so nobody is truly vegan, Therefore veganism doesn't exist. Take that Vegan Teacher!

FUN FACT: WATER CONTAINS MICRO-ORGANISMS WHICH ARE ANIMAL LIFE!
This means that everyone consumes animal life and you may think "oH PixElSs yOu DuMmy iT sAyS eAT". To that I say: ice
Without water, you die, so nobody is truly vegan, Therefore veganism doesn't exist. Take that Vegan Teacher!

You are completely random
Well she did choose to date the most random gal ever (i.e me) lmfao

Can you guess the Pride Flags? (Impossible)
On 2024-03-06 at 14:40:29
LGBTQ haram in Quran, Bible, Torah etc I don't get why you follow the agenda of LGBTQ
Ah yes because other religions and atheism definitely don't exist

On 2024-03-06 at 08:50:27

1. LGBT 2.0
2. LGBT 1.0
3. LGBT 3.0
4. Trans [you, me and Maxxie :3]
5. Ultra LGBT
6. Non-binary ["Choco"]
7.
8. Asexual
9. Bisexual [Lely, me, Osc and Noob [maybe for each other who knows

10.
11. Lesbian [you and me [for each other :3]]
12. Gay gal
13. Gay guy
14.
15.
Also yeah I agree with Lely, far too many pride flags, like seriously there's 4-5 pride flags just for LGBTQ+, also yeah I get there's only like 100 natural human chimeras but a flag for it is kinda stupid ngl, that's like saying Wolfkin need a flag because there's not that many of them [but hey, disability/medical condition flags exist too, what's next, obesity pride? πππ]
I'm going to try to not get too political here. The prides seem bad, but they are in fact, not. It is the people representing them who are. I often say I'm bi but not LGBT bc I don't really want to be associated to a community that gets offended for the most little accidental misgendering. The prides are a way to relate to someone who's gone through the same shit ; but the people representing them are people who especially suffered and who want to be loved, validated, respected, and all that stuff. Problem is that this is a vicious circle, pride tries to reject the overly big rejection there was before, and rejection rejects the too many prides there are today.
It's a shame that the community is mainly represented by those who get triggered easily even though the person that triggered them may have done it on accident, that is what is making pride associated with beinf triggered about tiny things. Like for example despite the fact I'm both trans and lesbian, I don't expect people to ask for my pronouns the second we start a conversation nor do I want them to because I'd rather have them know about it naturally as we actually engage in conversation.
Yeah, saying "My pronouns are x, y and z" or asking "What are your pronouns?" aren't really something that should be part of a first interaction, and while I'd say I don't look like a specific gender (I was born as kinda half-dude half-gal), I wouldn't tell someone my pronouns right off the bat
On 2024-03-06 at 07:18:35

1. LGBT 2.0
2. LGBT 1.0
3. LGBT 3.0
4. Trans [you, me and Maxxie :3]
5. Ultra LGBT
6. Non-binary ["Choco"]
7.
8. Asexual
9. Bisexual [Lely, me, Osc and Noob [maybe for each other who knows

10.
11. Lesbian [you and me [for each other :3]]
12. Gay gal
13. Gay guy
14.
15.
Also yeah I agree with Lely, far too many pride flags, like seriously there's 4-5 pride flags just for LGBTQ+, also yeah I get there's only like 100 natural human chimeras but a flag for it is kinda stupid ngl, that's like saying Wolfkin need a flag because there's not that many of them [but hey, disability/medical condition flags exist too, what's next, obesity pride? πππ]

/!\ Advent Calendar 2023
On 2023-12-01 at 05:20:43





Mario Character Relationships.
On 2024-03-02 at 15:32:10
Waluigi x Waluigi
Mario x Rosalina
Luigi x Daisy
Wario x Money
Bowser x Peach
Yoshi x Toad
King Boo x Petey Piranha
Donkey Kong x Pauline
Bowser Jr. x Should be nobody since he's not even a teen
Mario x Rosalina
Luigi x Daisy
Wario x Money
Bowser x Peach
Yoshi x Toad
King Boo x Petey Piranha
Donkey Kong x Pauline
Bowser Jr. x Should be nobody since he's not even a teen
Rock Paper Scissors in MKPC?
On 2024-02-29 at 08:27:08




Yeah, Comment something if you want to be in.
But here are the RULES

Tbh this concept will barely work due to internet latency and bandwidth speeds, and even not taking that into account the chances of two people reacting at once are quite slim unless both parties agree upon a time and date, which being real will rarely happen for something like a game

mario100 and me
On 2024-02-29 at 08:45:25
Okay this is actually stupid and yeah I agree with K on this one.
@x_XSuperCariotsX_x I don't know what death threats you mean but if you're talking about my fanfic when I had made plans to kill your character off in Chapter 2 of Season 1 (which nobody can change since I, as a writer, have the right to kill off any character I want at any given point) well let me see what you said when I called you out for simping for my girlfriend...
So yeah, I apologize if this feels harsh but I'm just tryna get you to understand. Super MKPC World and MKPC Archipel 2024 are fanfic and are invented for only entertainment of the viewer, so please try to abstain from shouting at people for talking about killing you off in a fanfic since we can't do anything from behind a computer screen (well aside from hack you which I myself have no knowledge on aside from the ethical aspect of it lol)
Likewise @Mario100, yeah I get you're my cousin but again Cario's one of the youngest active members here. I don't think that shouting at him is really a good way to get him to listen since, as this topic implies, it just startles him. Also back to my point about not being able to do anything from behind a screen aside from hacking well yeah it applies to this scenario too, he's 9, do ya think he even understands the concept of hacking?
So yeah, in light of this I feel like both parties kinda need to apologize here, this is just another misunderstanding that turned into MKPC drama...
@x_XSuperCariotsX_x I don't know what death threats you mean but if you're talking about my fanfic when I had made plans to kill your character off in Chapter 2 of Season 1 (which nobody can change since I, as a writer, have the right to kill off any character I want at any given point) well let me see what you said when I called you out for simping for my girlfriend...
CHILL ITS JUST IN THE FANFICS
So yeah, I apologize if this feels harsh but I'm just tryna get you to understand. Super MKPC World and MKPC Archipel 2024 are fanfic and are invented for only entertainment of the viewer, so please try to abstain from shouting at people for talking about killing you off in a fanfic since we can't do anything from behind a computer screen (well aside from hack you which I myself have no knowledge on aside from the ethical aspect of it lol)
Likewise @Mario100, yeah I get you're my cousin but again Cario's one of the youngest active members here. I don't think that shouting at him is really a good way to get him to listen since, as this topic implies, it just startles him. Also back to my point about not being able to do anything from behind a screen aside from hacking well yeah it applies to this scenario too, he's 9, do ya think he even understands the concept of hacking?
So yeah, in light of this I feel like both parties kinda need to apologize here, this is just another misunderstanding that turned into MKPC drama...


[Fanfic] MKPCverse Season 4 ~ Rebirth of a Star [Mature content ?]
On 2024-02-26 at 16:22:30
Chapter 6 : A life changing journey
And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again...
Information Channel
A new academy has been founded by the MKPCverse president, Peacegore. This academy was made so that every citizen of this land can access better education, not only school wise, but also life wise. Peacegore kept this academy a secret until now, so that no speculation could occur. Education is free, so anyone can enter this academy and grow as an individual.
Peacegore also founded a building where everyone who doesn't have a fixated home can go.
Nudge : Life taught me everything I needed to know. I don't even feel like going to this academy anyways, anyone can enter it which means we'll probably be surrounded by utter dumbasses which I don't want to happen.
Lely : My thoughts are the same, but I just know that this a perfect opportunity for all of the NPCs that left us
Nudge : Probably for some of them, but some will just be dumb and refuse it...
At the same time... Yet different places for everyone...
D4rk : School ? Nah. No way. Tiktok's better. Notslay.
DPK : Wow that's actually a really good idea, I'll probably go there
Juju : Me not know what academy is
Ashton : Nah... I'm pretty sure it'll be full of meanies who will bully me !
Daisanko : I'm far too lazy for school, I should probably go back to living with the group
Chilli : Hell nah. KirbyBoy will probably go there and I'll lose it if I see his face one more time.
Ralsei : I will go there, every school needs someone like me
Knoah : School Doesn't Matter, Lidelle Does.
Dietsoda : I shall not go in such a place. Many mayflies will probably go there, and my brain is far too intelligent for souls such as theirs. But... I guess I should educate myself, so I'll try to deal with it.
VC : Nah. I miss all the folks like Max, Nudge... I hope I can go back and live with them like we did before...
At the end of the day, DPK, Ralsei, Dietsoda, ToadFan and Luq decided to enter the academy. The others decided to live their own life, and went in the building that Peacegore constructed. They would live their life. A boring life, but that was what they could handle.
MKPC global home
Nudge : Now we don't even have to worry about the others
Lely : True... the only ones I will miss are Daisanko and VC.
Knock knock
Daisanko : Hey...
VC : Can we come back ?
Krazey : Well well Lely. If this isn't what we call plot armor...
Osc : Of course you can come back. Y'all are OGs after all, probably more than me.
Lely : We were discussing the fact of moving out into a much smaller home.
VC : Where do we find the money, where do we find the house ??
Suddenly when VC said this...
Brint : *falls from ceiling* AHHHH !
Alice : What the fuck ? It's been a while, where were you ??
Brint : What does it look like ? I'm fishing.
Osc : DANGANRONPA REFERENCE !!!1!!1!1?????
Lely : Wait ! I have an idea !
... Brint, could you please...
In the evening...
Brint : And here it is ! It's done !
Krazey : Wow. You really outdid yourself this time.
Alice : This looks amazing...
Nudge : Well it for sure looks better byt for murdering it is not ideal as it is smaller.
Lely : Yeah... but this house is amazing ! Because it's our home. Our new home. Our new life.
No in fact this is not rushed, this is what I call a bridge episode, where I fill lore holes, complete the story and progress a little bit so that the story is ready to progress in a set direction.
And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again...
Information Channel
A new academy has been founded by the MKPCverse president, Peacegore. This academy was made so that every citizen of this land can access better education, not only school wise, but also life wise. Peacegore kept this academy a secret until now, so that no speculation could occur. Education is free, so anyone can enter this academy and grow as an individual.
Peacegore also founded a building where everyone who doesn't have a fixated home can go.
Nudge : Life taught me everything I needed to know. I don't even feel like going to this academy anyways, anyone can enter it which means we'll probably be surrounded by utter dumbasses which I don't want to happen.
Lely : My thoughts are the same, but I just know that this a perfect opportunity for all of the NPCs that left us
Nudge : Probably for some of them, but some will just be dumb and refuse it...
At the same time... Yet different places for everyone...
D4rk : School ? Nah. No way. Tiktok's better. Notslay.
DPK : Wow that's actually a really good idea, I'll probably go there
Juju : Me not know what academy is
Ashton : Nah... I'm pretty sure it'll be full of meanies who will bully me !
Daisanko : I'm far too lazy for school, I should probably go back to living with the group
Chilli : Hell nah. KirbyBoy will probably go there and I'll lose it if I see his face one more time.
Ralsei : I will go there, every school needs someone like me
Knoah : School Doesn't Matter, Lidelle Does.
Dietsoda : I shall not go in such a place. Many mayflies will probably go there, and my brain is far too intelligent for souls such as theirs. But... I guess I should educate myself, so I'll try to deal with it.
VC : Nah. I miss all the folks like Max, Nudge... I hope I can go back and live with them like we did before...
At the end of the day, DPK, Ralsei, Dietsoda, ToadFan and Luq decided to enter the academy. The others decided to live their own life, and went in the building that Peacegore constructed. They would live their life. A boring life, but that was what they could handle.
MKPC global home
Nudge : Now we don't even have to worry about the others
Lely : True... the only ones I will miss are Daisanko and VC.
Knock knock
Daisanko : Hey...
VC : Can we come back ?
Krazey : Well well Lely. If this isn't what we call plot armor...
Osc : Of course you can come back. Y'all are OGs after all, probably more than me.
Lely : We were discussing the fact of moving out into a much smaller home.
VC : Where do we find the money, where do we find the house ??
Suddenly when VC said this...
Brint : *falls from ceiling* AHHHH !
Alice : What the fuck ? It's been a while, where were you ??
Brint : What does it look like ? I'm fishing.
Osc : DANGANRONPA REFERENCE !!!1!!1!1?????
Lely : Wait ! I have an idea !
... Brint, could you please...
In the evening...
Brint : And here it is ! It's done !
Krazey : Wow. You really outdid yourself this time.
Alice : This looks amazing...
Nudge : Well it for sure looks better byt for murdering it is not ideal as it is smaller.
Lely : Yeah... but this house is amazing ! Because it's our home. Our new home. Our new life.
No in fact this is not rushed, this is what I call a bridge episode, where I fill lore holes, complete the story and progress a little bit so that the story is ready to progress in a set direction.
I took like way too long to realise the danganronpa reference in question anyway who tf is Brint and why is their font so fucking hard to read
Brint is Bj, basically a constructor lmfao, without many other personnality traits
BJ? I was initially thinking that stood for something else π
I think I know someone who would like what else that stands for-
On 2024-01-08 at 08:13:33
ok I'm definitely in my vilain arc, tho I don't understand why the fuck I wouldn't care about Lely lmaooo

On 2024-01-08 at 05:47:19
Chapter 1 - Underwater
Once Noob left Max, he came back to thirty teenagers talking at the same time.
Chilli : Come on, WHY WON'T YOU BURN FOR THE LOVE OF--
Pigeon : You've been trying for a whopping 5 minutes, it is not going to work. Use your brain
Chilli : Do me a favor and go back to chirping lessons in Mario Maker 2
Pigeon : I will not take such level of disrespect. This is going to be reported to the mods asap.
Krazey : This looks like a 40-year old Karen arguing with a teenager with the big bad boy complex. Y'all should stop.
D4rk : Yuh this is so not giving like no girl you didn't ate that, gydatt
Jey : Cringe people
Nudge : Rare Jey W
Jey : You're cringe too
Nudge : Common Jey L
Daisanko : May I remind you that while we are "discussing" about random things, Lely is waiting somewhere.
Luq : What if we aren't allowed to visit him yet for some reasons ?
Daisanko : You can't know if you don't try. That's as simple as it ever gets.
DPK : Wise words π
Slowly, Daisanko, with the help of Noob, convinced everyone to move and go to the main hospital of MKPCverse, assuming Lely was there.
Staff : Hello, who are you looking for ?
Daisanko : Lely ?
Staff : Oh ! Well... hehehe... not possible to visit him right now !
Daisanko : Wait, what ? Did anything happen ?
Staff : The drains have leaked in his room and they have flooded the whole floor he was in... his room is half filled with water now. He just has to stay there until we are able to fix this. His door was locked before the incident, so... he is stuck there. But he'll be fine.
Daisanko : Are you kidding me ? That's next level unprofessionalism. I'm going.
Daisanko, then followed by Noob, Nudge, Osc and Princess, started running through the hallways. The rest decided to argue with the staff, except Jey who was trying to figure out how to hack the hospital systems.
Nurse : NO RUNNING IN THE HALLS !
Princess : Screw this, bitch. You fucked up, now at least let us make up for it.
Nudge : I DON'T WANT TO LET HIM DIE ! I WANT TO BE THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR HIS DEATH, NOT SOME SHITTY INCIDENT !!
Osc : As expected π
Noob : We don't even know where Lely is though, so what technically is the point of running ?
Daisanko : True. Let's slow down.
In the meanwhile...
Fiery : Yeah so this is why I created the crivility vaccine. We can't just deal with Gen Alpha slang 24/7.
Nurse : Ah... you mean the song that goes sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler, you're so skibidi, you're so fanum tax, I just wanna be your sigma ?
Fiery : AHHHH MY EARS !
Nurse : But aren't you part of Gen Alpha though ?
Fiery : I am but SHUT UP-- Oh, hello Nudge ! What are y'all doing here ?
Nudge : Tell us where Lely is or you get locked up with this song for eternity.
Fiery : Well I don't know, do you think I work here ?
Princess : Then what were you doing ?
Fiery : Presenting them the crivility vaccine ! It's very important--
Princess : Listen we have no time for this *breaks the tubes*
Fiery : NO !!! THIS TOOK ME ONE HOUR TO MAKE !!!
Nudge : As a science nerd, this is officially false, your vaccine is salt water.
Nurse : WHAT ? WERE YOU TRYING TO SCAM US ?
Fiery : Well yeah when I tested it on some random kids it worked !
Princess : They probably just choked on it due to how salty it is ! Now come along and help us find Lely before he drowns.
Fiery : This is never gonna work ! I didn't even know a floor was flooded !
Princess : That's not it, you just didn't bother to ask !
Fiery : WHY THE HELL WOULD I RANDOMLY ASK IF A FLOOR IS FLOODED ? THAT SHIT DOES NOT JUST HAPPEN LIKE THAT RANDOMLY EVERY DAY.
Osc : Why are we yelling ? Besides, he's probably already dead, Fiery is right. But--
Lely : AHHHHH ! HELP !
Lely opened the stairway's door, water rushing and visibly flooding this floor now.
Fiery : I KNEW IT ! WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE ! THIS IS ALL BECAUSE OF GEN ALPHA ! I NEED TO SEND A LAST PRAYER BEFORE I DIE ! AAHHHHHHH !
Nudge : Shit is fine until I don't know how to swim
Osc : Well, what a way to learn !
Noob : Please. Just don't tell my parents that I wasn't straight.
Fiery : LISTEN THIS IS NOT THE SUBJECT !
While Lely just got carried in a completely different direction due to the wave, the hospital was literally under chaos. Water rushed, making big waves. Everyone fell to the ground and desperately tried to get a grip on something, but not anybody could get not even the slightest grasp of control over this. The MKPCians hurried, tried to find a plan, but there was no time and they could only jump out of the nearest window.
To end up falling in a deep lake surrounding the hospital. Nudge, who didn't know how to swim, just asked Osc to push him towards one shore of the lake, so that he could climb on the rocks underwater until he made his way up to the shoreline. The hospital, having a lot of electric cords, just started burning, until he fell on the other side of the lake.
Osc : Why does this always happen to us ??
Knoah : Yeah !
Max : See what Lely has dragged you all into. We tried to see him, some of you even tried to save him, and we ended up almost dying. The hospital collapsed on itself, it burnt, and we almost died. For one person. For one person that should not even be that important. Would you have done that for Knoah or KirbyBoy ? Would you ? He isn't more than them.
Princess : OH MY GOD MAX SHUT UP !
Max : Hah ! And why should I ?
Princess : Because you aren't even realizing what you are saying right now. You have been unbearable since morning, not even caring about him surviving in the slightest. Everything you care about is that you got hurt trying to save him... yes, we all got hurt during this journey, but him too. He never asked for us to do that, and we are still doing it. A lot of shit happens to him too, he is also hurt by this. How can you be such a selfish BITCH, ONLY THINKING ABOUT YOU WHILE MORE THAN THIRTY PEOPLE HERE HAVE LIVED THE SAME THING ? YOU DON'T KNOW HOW ANNOYING IT IS TO HAVE YOU REPEATEDLY COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS. YES WE TRIED TO SAVE HIM. WE TRIED OUR BEST TO HELP HIM. WE TRIED OUR BEST TO KEEP HIM ALIVE. IN THE END, WE ALL FELL INTO THE SAME DARN SWAMP WITH DUMB GOOSES FIGHTING WITH EACH OTHER ! But the point is, the five of us tried our best. And you, you did not. SO QUIT BEING A BITCH !
Max : You don't understand my pain, you never will, because you only want to destroy me and use me as the scapegoat.
Nudge : Get the hell out of copium world, this is not it.
Max : It's always the copium. No I did not took any of that shit, that's the truth. I know you all hate me anyways.
Osc : Maybe we wouldn't if you weren't making a show out of yourself. This is absolutely ridiculous.
Krazey : Why are we fighting, guys ?
Nudge : Max thinks that hating on Lely is gonna fix his mental health
Fiery : This feels absolutely unnecessary
Pigeon : This message was unnecessary. Use the dragon reaction
Jey : Exactly !
Max : I don't need to fix anything. You, however, you do. Start by fixing your dumb face and add a brain behind those fish eyes.
Nudge : The fuck ? Is a nerd commenting about looks ?
Max : The nerd is you. Look at the math riddles you solve every day.
Nudge : Yeah but I'm not a nerd physically, unlike you
Max : Why are we talking about looks ??
Princess : YOU WERE THE ONE TO BRING IT UP IN THE FIRST PLACE ARE YOU DRUNK OR SOMETHING
Max : Quite hypocritical of you to say that. You shower in sake every night.
Princess : DO NOT TAKE IT LITERALLY OH MY GOD
Max : What you are going to take literally is this. *slaps Illu in the face*
Illu just stared at Max, until...
Princess : So you want to take it that way ? Well bitch, you don't know who you're messing with.
And that was enough for the both of them to start punching each other on the shoreline of a swamp.
DPK : This is unbelievably crazy.
Fiery : Yeah. We've had tons of fights before and we keep on arguing and on generating drama every day, but we have never gotten physical over each other.
D4rk : Oh my god slay ! Gyatt. Girlypop popped off. W Rizz in Ohio. You got fanum taxxed. Skibidi sussy baka sigma. Perfect TikTok ππππ€©π€©π€©π€©π π π π π π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
Fiery : Shut up before I push you in the pond !!!
D4rk : Oh my god, I love you but... this is giving abusive parents vibes. Please organize funds so that I can survive such abuse πππππ
Chilli : Can't even do anything with your little mushroomy arms !
Luq : Oh my god shut up !
Noob : You know what's funny ?
When he said that, everyone turned around. For once, they all managed to shut up, and silence took over the pond, until Noob started speaking calmly.
Noob : Truth is that we don't know why we are even arguing in the first place. I don't want to be mean but both of you are throwing hands at each other for something that is out of our grasp. I get it, when Lely disappeared, we finally had a calmer life after such a harsh journey, so you aren't happy to go back into this daily life. But is that a reason to yell at each other like that ? No. Max, this friendship is breaking apart, and it's not because of Lely, it's because you think it's Lely.
MKPCverse Season 4
Chapter 1
The end
Once Noob left Max, he came back to thirty teenagers talking at the same time.
Chilli : Come on, WHY WON'T YOU BURN FOR THE LOVE OF--
Pigeon : You've been trying for a whopping 5 minutes, it is not going to work. Use your brain
Chilli : Do me a favor and go back to chirping lessons in Mario Maker 2
Pigeon : I will not take such level of disrespect. This is going to be reported to the mods asap.
Krazey : This looks like a 40-year old Karen arguing with a teenager with the big bad boy complex. Y'all should stop.
D4rk : Yuh this is so not giving like no girl you didn't ate that, gydatt
Jey : Cringe people
Nudge : Rare Jey W
Jey : You're cringe too
Nudge : Common Jey L
Daisanko : May I remind you that while we are "discussing" about random things, Lely is waiting somewhere.
Luq : What if we aren't allowed to visit him yet for some reasons ?
Daisanko : You can't know if you don't try. That's as simple as it ever gets.
DPK : Wise words π
Slowly, Daisanko, with the help of Noob, convinced everyone to move and go to the main hospital of MKPCverse, assuming Lely was there.
Staff : Hello, who are you looking for ?
Daisanko : Lely ?
Staff : Oh ! Well... hehehe... not possible to visit him right now !
Daisanko : Wait, what ? Did anything happen ?
Staff : The drains have leaked in his room and they have flooded the whole floor he was in... his room is half filled with water now. He just has to stay there until we are able to fix this. His door was locked before the incident, so... he is stuck there. But he'll be fine.
Daisanko : Are you kidding me ? That's next level unprofessionalism. I'm going.
Daisanko, then followed by Noob, Nudge, Osc and Princess, started running through the hallways. The rest decided to argue with the staff, except Jey who was trying to figure out how to hack the hospital systems.
Nurse : NO RUNNING IN THE HALLS !
Princess : Screw this, bitch. You fucked up, now at least let us make up for it.
Nudge : I DON'T WANT TO LET HIM DIE ! I WANT TO BE THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR HIS DEATH, NOT SOME SHITTY INCIDENT !!
Osc : As expected π
Noob : We don't even know where Lely is though, so what technically is the point of running ?
Daisanko : True. Let's slow down.
In the meanwhile...
Fiery : Yeah so this is why I created the crivility vaccine. We can't just deal with Gen Alpha slang 24/7.
Nurse : Ah... you mean the song that goes sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler, you're so skibidi, you're so fanum tax, I just wanna be your sigma ?
Fiery : AHHHH MY EARS !
Nurse : But aren't you part of Gen Alpha though ?
Fiery : I am but SHUT UP-- Oh, hello Nudge ! What are y'all doing here ?
Nudge : Tell us where Lely is or you get locked up with this song for eternity.
Fiery : Well I don't know, do you think I work here ?
Princess : Then what were you doing ?
Fiery : Presenting them the crivility vaccine ! It's very important--
Princess : Listen we have no time for this *breaks the tubes*
Fiery : NO !!! THIS TOOK ME ONE HOUR TO MAKE !!!
Nudge : As a science nerd, this is officially false, your vaccine is salt water.
Nurse : WHAT ? WERE YOU TRYING TO SCAM US ?
Fiery : Well yeah when I tested it on some random kids it worked !
Princess : They probably just choked on it due to how salty it is ! Now come along and help us find Lely before he drowns.
Fiery : This is never gonna work ! I didn't even know a floor was flooded !
Princess : That's not it, you just didn't bother to ask !
Fiery : WHY THE HELL WOULD I RANDOMLY ASK IF A FLOOR IS FLOODED ? THAT SHIT DOES NOT JUST HAPPEN LIKE THAT RANDOMLY EVERY DAY.
Osc : Why are we yelling ? Besides, he's probably already dead, Fiery is right. But--
Lely : AHHHHH ! HELP !
Lely opened the stairway's door, water rushing and visibly flooding this floor now.
Fiery : I KNEW IT ! WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE ! THIS IS ALL BECAUSE OF GEN ALPHA ! I NEED TO SEND A LAST PRAYER BEFORE I DIE ! AAHHHHHHH !
Nudge : Shit is fine until I don't know how to swim
Osc : Well, what a way to learn !
Noob : Please. Just don't tell my parents that I wasn't straight.
Fiery : LISTEN THIS IS NOT THE SUBJECT !
While Lely just got carried in a completely different direction due to the wave, the hospital was literally under chaos. Water rushed, making big waves. Everyone fell to the ground and desperately tried to get a grip on something, but not anybody could get not even the slightest grasp of control over this. The MKPCians hurried, tried to find a plan, but there was no time and they could only jump out of the nearest window.
To end up falling in a deep lake surrounding the hospital. Nudge, who didn't know how to swim, just asked Osc to push him towards one shore of the lake, so that he could climb on the rocks underwater until he made his way up to the shoreline. The hospital, having a lot of electric cords, just started burning, until he fell on the other side of the lake.
Osc : Why does this always happen to us ??
Knoah : Yeah !
Max : See what Lely has dragged you all into. We tried to see him, some of you even tried to save him, and we ended up almost dying. The hospital collapsed on itself, it burnt, and we almost died. For one person. For one person that should not even be that important. Would you have done that for Knoah or KirbyBoy ? Would you ? He isn't more than them.
Princess : OH MY GOD MAX SHUT UP !
Max : Hah ! And why should I ?
Princess : Because you aren't even realizing what you are saying right now. You have been unbearable since morning, not even caring about him surviving in the slightest. Everything you care about is that you got hurt trying to save him... yes, we all got hurt during this journey, but him too. He never asked for us to do that, and we are still doing it. A lot of shit happens to him too, he is also hurt by this. How can you be such a selfish BITCH, ONLY THINKING ABOUT YOU WHILE MORE THAN THIRTY PEOPLE HERE HAVE LIVED THE SAME THING ? YOU DON'T KNOW HOW ANNOYING IT IS TO HAVE YOU REPEATEDLY COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS. YES WE TRIED TO SAVE HIM. WE TRIED OUR BEST TO HELP HIM. WE TRIED OUR BEST TO KEEP HIM ALIVE. IN THE END, WE ALL FELL INTO THE SAME DARN SWAMP WITH DUMB GOOSES FIGHTING WITH EACH OTHER ! But the point is, the five of us tried our best. And you, you did not. SO QUIT BEING A BITCH !
Max : You don't understand my pain, you never will, because you only want to destroy me and use me as the scapegoat.
Nudge : Get the hell out of copium world, this is not it.
Max : It's always the copium. No I did not took any of that shit, that's the truth. I know you all hate me anyways.
Osc : Maybe we wouldn't if you weren't making a show out of yourself. This is absolutely ridiculous.
Krazey : Why are we fighting, guys ?
Nudge : Max thinks that hating on Lely is gonna fix his mental health
Fiery : This feels absolutely unnecessary
Pigeon : This message was unnecessary. Use the dragon reaction
Jey : Exactly !
Max : I don't need to fix anything. You, however, you do. Start by fixing your dumb face and add a brain behind those fish eyes.
Nudge : The fuck ? Is a nerd commenting about looks ?
Max : The nerd is you. Look at the math riddles you solve every day.
Nudge : Yeah but I'm not a nerd physically, unlike you
Max : Why are we talking about looks ??
Princess : YOU WERE THE ONE TO BRING IT UP IN THE FIRST PLACE ARE YOU DRUNK OR SOMETHING
Max : Quite hypocritical of you to say that. You shower in sake every night.
Princess : DO NOT TAKE IT LITERALLY OH MY GOD
Max : What you are going to take literally is this. *slaps Illu in the face*
Illu just stared at Max, until...
Princess : So you want to take it that way ? Well bitch, you don't know who you're messing with.
And that was enough for the both of them to start punching each other on the shoreline of a swamp.
DPK : This is unbelievably crazy.
Fiery : Yeah. We've had tons of fights before and we keep on arguing and on generating drama every day, but we have never gotten physical over each other.
D4rk : Oh my god slay ! Gyatt. Girlypop popped off. W Rizz in Ohio. You got fanum taxxed. Skibidi sussy baka sigma. Perfect TikTok ππππ€©π€©π€©π€©π π π π π π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
Fiery : Shut up before I push you in the pond !!!
D4rk : Oh my god, I love you but... this is giving abusive parents vibes. Please organize funds so that I can survive such abuse πππππ
Chilli : Can't even do anything with your little mushroomy arms !
Luq : Oh my god shut up !
Noob : You know what's funny ?
When he said that, everyone turned around. For once, they all managed to shut up, and silence took over the pond, until Noob started speaking calmly.
Noob : Truth is that we don't know why we are even arguing in the first place. I don't want to be mean but both of you are throwing hands at each other for something that is out of our grasp. I get it, when Lely disappeared, we finally had a calmer life after such a harsh journey, so you aren't happy to go back into this daily life. But is that a reason to yell at each other like that ? No. Max, this friendship is breaking apart, and it's not because of Lely, it's because you think it's Lely.
MKPCverse Season 4
Chapter 1
The end
"You shower in sake every night"
Yay drunk Illu is back
Also me fighting Max is hilarious, I hope I scratched his nerdy ass foxgirl thing tail
Seriously what a pretentious little kitsune
Was NOT expecting Max to be the one who didn't give a shit about Lely
EDIT: That part with the crivility vaccine being too salty and me saying 'The kids probably choked on it due to how salty it is' is ironic since I have insanely high blood pressure lol
On 2024-01-04 at 22:38:40
villain arc moment ?????
On a more serious note all the thing about me could be really interesting, considering how my personality is actually so fucked up irl, like I can't explain why but I love this
On a more serious note all the thing about me could be really interesting, considering how my personality is actually so fucked up irl, like I can't explain why but I love this
Meanwhile I'm out here treating Cringeh like an Asian younger brother trope and using my own Asian older sister trope to put him in place πͺ
Also the seaweed thing is so true lol, the amount of times I've facepalmed over non-Asians referring to seaweed as something else is unreal lol
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On 2024-01-04 at 22:00:31
Yay my East Asian moral etiquette is invading MKPCverse, 11/10 episode btw
Yeah I admit this was not the best comeback ever, but at least, it's finally out
It's great! I love MKPCverse (I'm even considering maybe making a comic book series for it

