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On 2025-04-28 at 00:38:16
Somebody give me 6 random Pokemon for a team, I'm trying to test something (& get my mind off of this vtuber drama)
Ok.
Alolan Raichu (Use normal Raichu if not available)
Steelix
Typhlosion (preferably Hisuian form)
Magikarp
Metapod
Mewtwo
Edit: these are not random as I play Pokemon HG, a Gen IV remake of a Gen II game.
Is this your current team? It's certainly a bunch...
Anyway, I'll be back latter to post my ladder results.
Yes and no. Here are (the partial reasons) why I chose them:
Alolan Raichu:
Evolution of Pikachu, but in Alola.
Steelix:
Evolution of Onix. Is a Steel type.
Typhlosion:
What my starter Pokemon evolved to. Also has a regional form.
Magikarp:
Known for being weak
Metapod:
Also known for it's weakness (not in type advantages though).
Mewtwo:
Random Legendary/Mythical Pokemon I thought of.
On 2025-04-28 at 00:30:41
Somebody give me 6 random Pokemon for a team, I'm trying to test something (& get my mind off of this vtuber drama)
Ok.
Alolan Raichu (Use normal Raichu if not available)
Steelix
Typhlosion (preferably Hisuian form)
Magikarp
Metapod
Mewtwo
Edit: these are not random as I play Pokemon HG, a Gen IV remake of a Gen II game.
/!\ Reports / Signalements /!\
On 2025-10-27 at 00:08:45
(Yes, this is a report and not a useless message.)
I don't know what the "something really bad" you are talking about is, but maybe it's him saying *****.
Also, he said this in my DMs:


btw I don't think the person I'm quoting right now IS Lakitu/Refridge, I think it's someone with the same IP and a very similar name.
BUT SAYING SAUSAGE IS FUN… 😔
OH YEAH, @JeorgeWilliam2012 DID SOMETHINGFUNNY
REALLY BAD.
OH YEAH, @JeorgeWilliam2012 DID SOMETHING
REALLY BAD.
I don't know what the "something really bad" you are talking about is, but maybe it's him saying *****.
Also, he said this in my DMs:


btw I don't think the person I'm quoting right now IS Lakitu/Refridge, I think it's someone with the same IP and a very similar name.
On 2025-06-18 at 22:48:51

And some more inappropriate / unkind messages after this.
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1On 2025-04-28 at 01:15:07
Another person. Registered since february, and decided to join. It should be obvious who I am referring to. Has an inappropriate username.


Rating your pfp
On 2025-03-17 at 00:30:50
Can you rate my pfp?
I will give absolutely no pressure at all, no matter how long it takes for your response to come to me, and make sure to look at the full image
I will give absolutely no pressure at all, no matter how long it takes for your response to come to me, and make sure to look at the full image
Hey, isn't this the same as Hazelicity's PFP?
(Fanfic) super ultimate kart
On 2025-11-15 at 14:35:45
Episode 1:Meet the competitors
Nommanic: Hello guys. My name is Nommanic. What’s your’s?
Nommanic: Hello guys. My name is Nommanic. What’s your’s?
Wrong color.

THIS is the correct colour for him.
Oh, and by the way you can just put their first names (Nommanic, Opulent, Cinnamon, Esoteric) for the character list.
On 2025-11-14 at 15:00:00
Edit: I forgot to mention their ages and genders:
Nommanic: 25 Male
Opulent: 28 Female
Cinnamon: 27 Male
Esoteric: 26 Female
Alright, I'm joining. (Well not me, my OCs are joining.)
Nommanic Folloreht
Daisy Kart from MKPC (if that's okay)
Normal Glider
Stats: Accel/Offroad: 10/10, Speed: 1/10 Handling/Drift: 10/10, Weight: 4/10
Color: rgb #0080ff
Personality: Somewhat of a pedant, and will often give advice on the current situation.
Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht
ROB-BLS from MKDS
Normal Glider...
Stats: Accel: 5/10, Speed: 10/10, Handling: 7/10, Weight: 6/10, Drift: 3/10, Off-road: 4/10
Color: rgb #00c0ff
Personality: Serious in competitions, not so serious outside of competitions.
Cinnamon Folloreht
B Dasher (from MK7)
Normal Glider again...
Stats: Accel: 4/10, Speed: 7/10, Handling: 9/10, Weight: 5/10, Drift: 3/10, Off-road: 4/10
color: #0000ff
Personality: Mostly serious, a leader, and has a lot of responsibility. Is a fan of Rube Goldberg machines.
Esoteric Alpaca Folloreht
Mach Bike from MKWii
Normal Glider... again.
Stats: Accel: 3/10, Speed: 7/10, Handling: 4/10, Weight: 5/10, Drift: 8/10, Off-road: 3/10
Personality: Somewhat of a prankster...
Well, here's some extra stuff you probably won't need:
Nommanic:
Able to manipulate atoms and electrons (not protons, neutrons, or quarks.) This lets his create stuff from thin air.
Plays the viola.
Owns a Pokegear and Completed Johto Pokedex
Opulent:
Can read minds (check out my explanation on Sebastian's fanfic "The Lost Tracks" for details), and has pyrokinesis.
Plays the violin
Owns a Poketch and Sinnoh Pokedex
Cinnamon:
Able to simply MOVE objects. This lets him fly or make others fly.
Plays the cello.
Doesn't own anything Pokemon-related.
Esoteric: Can establish telepathic communication lines. Has cryokinesis.
Plays the bass.
Doesn't own anything Pokemon-related.
That's it.
(Can't wait to see what you cook up!)
Note: If there ever is a fight, they'll either use their Pokemon or get items from their Ender Chests (from Minceraft) if there's one nearby. Otherwise, they use Pokemon.
Nommanic will use either:
Hisuian Typhlosion, Vaporeon, and Shiny Alolan Raichu
OR
Projectile Protection Armour + Riptide Trident/Lunge Spear
Opulent will use either:
Shiny Mega Charizard X, Shiny Mega Lucario, and Infernape
OR
Blast Protection Armour + Flame Bow/Fire Aspect Sword
Cinnamon will use either:
Pseudo-legendaries like Dragonite, Tyranitar, or Salamence
OR
Protection Armour + Mending Spear/Density+Breaching Mace (don't ask how)
Esoteric will use either:
Eeveelutions like Glaceon, Sylveon, and Espeon.
OR
Fire Protection armour + Splash Potions/Sharpness X sword. (Don't ask how it's possible)
Here's the real end.
Nommanic: 25 Male
Opulent: 28 Female
Cinnamon: 27 Male
Esoteric: 26 Female
Alright, I'm joining. (Well not me, my OCs are joining.)
Nommanic Folloreht
Daisy Kart from MKPC (if that's okay)
Normal Glider
Stats: Accel/Offroad: 10/10, Speed: 1/10 Handling/Drift: 10/10, Weight: 4/10
Color: rgb #0080ff
Personality: Somewhat of a pedant, and will often give advice on the current situation.
Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht
ROB-BLS from MKDS
Normal Glider...
Stats: Accel: 5/10, Speed: 10/10, Handling: 7/10, Weight: 6/10, Drift: 3/10, Off-road: 4/10
Color: rgb #00c0ff
Personality: Serious in competitions, not so serious outside of competitions.
Cinnamon Folloreht
B Dasher (from MK7)
Normal Glider again...
Stats: Accel: 4/10, Speed: 7/10, Handling: 9/10, Weight: 5/10, Drift: 3/10, Off-road: 4/10
color: #0000ff
Personality: Mostly serious, a leader, and has a lot of responsibility. Is a fan of Rube Goldberg machines.
Esoteric Alpaca Folloreht
Mach Bike from MKWii
Normal Glider... again.
Stats: Accel: 3/10, Speed: 7/10, Handling: 4/10, Weight: 5/10, Drift: 8/10, Off-road: 3/10
Personality: Somewhat of a prankster...
Well, here's some extra stuff you probably won't need:
Nommanic:
Able to manipulate atoms and electrons (not protons, neutrons, or quarks.) This lets his create stuff from thin air.
Plays the viola.
Owns a Pokegear and Completed Johto Pokedex
Opulent:
Can read minds (check out my explanation on Sebastian's fanfic "The Lost Tracks" for details), and has pyrokinesis.
Plays the violin
Owns a Poketch and Sinnoh Pokedex
Cinnamon:
Able to simply MOVE objects. This lets him fly or make others fly.
Plays the cello.
Doesn't own anything Pokemon-related.
Esoteric: Can establish telepathic communication lines. Has cryokinesis.
Plays the bass.
Doesn't own anything Pokemon-related.
That's it.
(Can't wait to see what you cook up!)
Note: If there ever is a fight, they'll either use their Pokemon or get items from their Ender Chests (from Minceraft) if there's one nearby. Otherwise, they use Pokemon.
Nommanic will use either:
Hisuian Typhlosion, Vaporeon, and Shiny Alolan Raichu
OR
Projectile Protection Armour + Riptide Trident/Lunge Spear
Opulent will use either:
Shiny Mega Charizard X, Shiny Mega Lucario, and Infernape
OR
Blast Protection Armour + Flame Bow/Fire Aspect Sword
Cinnamon will use either:
Pseudo-legendaries like Dragonite, Tyranitar, or Salamence
OR
Protection Armour + Mending Spear/Density+Breaching Mace (don't ask how)
Esoteric will use either:
Eeveelutions like Glaceon, Sylveon, and Espeon.
OR
Fire Protection armour + Splash Potions/Sharpness X sword. (Don't ask how it's possible)
Here's the real end.
/!\ OFFICIAL SUGGESTIONS TOPIC
On 2025-08-03 at 00:27:45
Adding the horn from MK8 or allowing us to dodge the Blue Shell with a mushroom would be nice.
You can already dodge the Blue Shell with a mushroom on MKPC. You just gotta time it right.
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1On 2025-07-22 at 21:09:52
Remove Quick Mode From Track & Battle Making. It's Pure Slop & Is Horrible, Just Draw Ur Own & Not Make 500 Tracks & Arena's Of Garbage
They should keep https://mkpc.malahieude.net/mapcreate.php tho.
Basically it generates minimap images for QM tracks like: don't steal this bc this is my track
I agree that QM is not the best, but... still tho, MKPC should still have QM
make the vr gain/loss less ridiculous in a 1v1.
For example, yesterday i played a 1v1 with a 30k vr player, and i won 3 races in a row (+8,+8,+7 vr respectively), before losing ONE match and i lost 300vr for that alone. It should not be so unfair.
For example, yesterday i played a 1v1 with a 30k vr player, and i won 3 races in a row (+8,+8,+7 vr respectively), before losing ONE match and i lost 300vr for that alone. It should not be so unfair.
This is a problem and often causes 1v1s to disintegrate into 1 player rooms.
Also, high vr players (like me and you) often lose more vr than they gain in these kinds of rooms.

So yeah, the first suggestion is fine, but shouldn't be implemented.
The second suggestion is great.
2On 2025-07-19 at 21:19:29
Before I forget:
A comments section in the forum for off-topic messages. They function the same way as comments on news and tracks. Also maybe redesign the follow button to account for forum messages and comments. Comments do not add to your message count.
A comments section in the forum for off-topic messages. They function the same way as comments on news and tracks. Also maybe redesign the follow button to account for forum messages and comments. Comments do not add to your message count.
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12 truths and a lie (ON DAAA FORUM)
On 2025-06-08 at 20:56:00
Try this:
1. I like Pokemon
2. I like Sanrio
3. I like Sonic
1. I like Pokemon
2. I like Sanrio
3. I like Sonic
On 2025-05-23 at 23:32:15
#2 because MKPC is the best game
OK I've got one:
1. In my opinion, breaststroke is the best stroke.
2. I once beat @WorldRecord in an online race.
3. My favorite pikmin type is yellow
: up: for 1
: ok: for WR
: down: for pikmin
I'll check on this in a few days and then reveal the answer.
OK I've got one:
1. In my opinion, breaststroke is the best stroke.
2. I once beat @WorldRecord in an online race.
3. My favorite pikmin type is yellow
: up: for 1
: ok: for WR
: down: for pikmin
I'll check on this in a few days and then reveal the answer.
I chose #2 because WR's record in Airship Fortress is about 1'19 but your record is about 1'49.
Not quite...

I got a bullet bill on Koopa Beach 2
#1, because your pfp does not show a breaststroke.
On 2025-05-20 at 00:49:31
#2 because MKPC is the best game
OK I've got one:
1. In my opinion, breaststroke is the best stroke.
2. I once beat @WorldRecord in an online race.
3. My favorite pikmin type is yellow
: up: for 1
: ok: for WR
: down: for pikmin
I'll check on this in a few days and then reveal the answer.
OK I've got one:
1. In my opinion, breaststroke is the best stroke.
2. I once beat @WorldRecord in an online race.
3. My favorite pikmin type is yellow
: up: for 1
: ok: for WR
: down: for pikmin
I'll check on this in a few days and then reveal the answer.
I chose #2 because WR's record in Airship Fortress is about 1'19 but your record is about 1'49.
0 IQ Simulator (Meme Topic)
On 2025-11-23 at 15:10:45
WHY CAN'T I PLAY MKPC ON MY COMPUTER?!?!?!?!?
Kinda OT but:
Kinda OT but:
AI Overview
You can't play Mortal Kombat Kollection (MKPC) on a calculator because calculators lack the necessary hardware and operating system to run a modern PC game. Calculators are designed for mathematical functions, not for the complex graphics, processing power, and storage required by games like Mortal Kombat. The game's software is designed for a computer's operating system and hardware, which are fundamentally different from a calculator's.
AI Overview Water is "wet" because its molecular structure allows it to adhere to other molecules, a property known as cohesion and adhesion. A water molecule is made of an oxygen and two hydrogen atoms (\(H_{2}O\)), where the oxygen atom pulls more electrons, creating a partial negative charge and leaving the hydrogen atoms with a partial positive charge. These partial charges allow the molecules to stick to one another (cohesion) and to other surfaces, which is what we experience as wetness.
Any exposed skin is vulnerable to frostbite. The risk of frostbite is less than 5% when the air temperature is above 5 F (minus 15 C), but the risk rises as the wind chill falls. At wind chill levels below minus 18 F (minus 28 C), frostbite can occur on exposed skin in 30 minutes or less.
AI Overview
Spyro doesn't fly in the Skylanders games because it's a gameplay limitation to create challenges and platforming puzzles, even though his wings could theoretically handle it. The developers designed the levels to be explored by running, jumping, and gliding, not full flight, to ensure proper game progression and to require players to think creatively to overcome obstacles.
(Oh and btw I googled them all and copy-n-pasted the AI Overview.)
You can't play Mortal Kombat Kollection (MKPC) on a calculator because calculators lack the necessary hardware and operating system to run a modern PC game. Calculators are designed for mathematical functions, not for the complex graphics, processing power, and storage required by games like Mortal Kombat. The game's software is designed for a computer's operating system and hardware, which are fundamentally different from a calculator's.
AI Overview Water is "wet" because its molecular structure allows it to adhere to other molecules, a property known as cohesion and adhesion. A water molecule is made of an oxygen and two hydrogen atoms (\(H_{2}O\)), where the oxygen atom pulls more electrons, creating a partial negative charge and leaving the hydrogen atoms with a partial positive charge. These partial charges allow the molecules to stick to one another (cohesion) and to other surfaces, which is what we experience as wetness.
Any exposed skin is vulnerable to frostbite. The risk of frostbite is less than 5% when the air temperature is above 5 F (minus 15 C), but the risk rises as the wind chill falls. At wind chill levels below minus 18 F (minus 28 C), frostbite can occur on exposed skin in 30 minutes or less.
AI Overview
Spyro doesn't fly in the Skylanders games because it's a gameplay limitation to create challenges and platforming puzzles, even though his wings could theoretically handle it. The developers designed the levels to be explored by running, jumping, and gliding, not full flight, to ensure proper game progression and to require players to think creatively to overcome obstacles.
(Oh and btw I googled them all and copy-n-pasted the AI Overview.)
Worst track in mario kart history
On 2025-03-31 at 22:05:45
Koopa Beach 1. It's an overrated circle.
Circles are boring but everyone picks them online.
"everyone picks circles online"
mario circuit 1 and figure 8 circuit: allow us to introduce ourselves cuz we are not circles
DS RR is equally as annoying/ bad as KB1.
Idk why people pick it
like 90% of the time people always pick ds rr to troll the online game players
Once again people forget to use the color red when they go off-topic. Also, that is true. I can safely complete DS RR without falling, but most people can't.

Woo's Quiz Land
CFPQMA [New multicup!]
On 2025-09-10 at 23:28:00
@MikeBash RD stands for "reverse drift," which is a strategy used by pros like me to charge many miniturbos and go faster than others.
@CanadaFromPWA Can I do the expert staff ghosts? I think I'll be called "Expert All-Stars★OCM" and either use one of my OCs or the China Countryball.
@CanadaFromPWA Can I do the expert staff ghosts? I think I'll be called "Expert All-Stars★OCM" and either use one of my OCs or the China Countryball.
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1What are some obscure (original) games you like? (not Nintendo)
On 2025-11-22 at 17:53:36
Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective
I know it was released on the DS, but it was made by Capcom, not Nintendo.
Lets see... anything else?
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.
I can't think of any, so far. I'll edit this message if I think of one.
I know it was released on the DS, but it was made by Capcom, not Nintendo.
Lets see... anything else?
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I can't think of any, so far. I'll edit this message if I think of one.
1Baby Mario shorts
On 2025-09-19 at 00:44:15
Total char list so far: Luis, WR, BlueCore, RedYoshi, Woo, GamerJax, BabyMario, potterpot, kyetoy, EricPilsner, Nodac, T, SuperSwimmer, Glitched
Other characters: Explorers, Mimi, Black Hat, Danish, Cinnamon, Esoteric, Kevin, Stella
Unofficial short:
Shopping difficulties:
(LIVE)
Luis: *picks up phone and dials* ... Hello, I'm calling everyone, so... do you want to go shopping?!?!? Do you?!?!?


(15 minutes later...)
Luis: Hii!!
WorldRecord: Hii!!
BlueCore: Hi!!
RedYoshi: Hii!!
Woo: Hii!!
GamerJax: Hii!!
BabyMario: Hii!!
potterpot: hii!!
kyetoy: Hii!!
EricPilsner: Hii!!
Nodac: Hii!!
T: Hi!
SuperSwimmer: Hii!!
Glitched: Hii!!
Kevin: Hii!
Stella: Hii!!
Esoteric: Hii!!
Cinnamon: Hii!!
Explorers: Hii!!
Mimi: Hii!!
Luis: Alrightie guys...!! To the ballpen section!!!
Everyone: Wait, WHAAAT?!?
Kevin: ...(Oh no. Not another Silly Adventure.)
(They run to the ballpoint section, when-)
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(The platform they are standing on lifts them to the roof, which separates, and everyone is inside a glass cube.)
Danish (hologram): Pick and Choose! *switches off*
(Fourty-two ballpoint pens fall into the room in boxes of 7.)
Luis: When will we get-
Kyetoy: To the ballpen section?
(The team continues ascending to space.)
Black Hat (hologram): Please step onto the totally safe roller coaster to exit the cube and return to the shop.
(They climb onto the roller coaster.)
Black Hat (hologram): Thank you.
(The roller coaster accelerates at a rate of 42 m/s/s. Then, it makes several tight turns drawing a DS Waluigi Pinball map. After that, the seatbelts unbuckle and everyone falls.)
Everyone: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
(They land in the ballpoint section, where one 4 pack of ballpoint pens remains.)
Luis: Found it!
(Everyone exits the building -- WITHOUT PAYING!!)
Police: Hello, sir. You are hereby arrested for larceny- I mean theft.
Police2: What? I thought that was larceny!
Police3: You mean grand larceny?
Police4: No. I think he means PETTY larceny.
Police5: Well, either way, they are arrested. Let's get 'em.
(STATIC)
Ad:
Other characters: Explorers, Mimi, Black Hat, Danish, Cinnamon, Esoteric, Kevin, Stella
Unofficial short:
Shopping difficulties:
(LIVE)
Luis: *picks up phone and dials* ... Hello, I'm calling everyone, so... do you want to go shopping?!?!? Do you?!?!?



(15 minutes later...)
Luis: Hii!!
WorldRecord: Hii!!
BlueCore: Hi!!
RedYoshi: Hii!!
Woo: Hii!!
GamerJax: Hii!!
BabyMario: Hii!!
potterpot: hii!!
kyetoy: Hii!!
EricPilsner: Hii!!
Nodac: Hii!!
T: Hi!
SuperSwimmer: Hii!!
Glitched: Hii!!
Kevin: Hii!
Stella: Hii!!
Esoteric: Hii!!
Cinnamon: Hii!!
Explorers: Hii!!
Mimi: Hii!!
Luis: Alrightie guys...!! To the ballpen section!!!
Everyone: Wait, WHAAAT?!?
Kevin: ...(Oh no. Not another Silly Adventure.)
(They run to the ballpoint section, when-)
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(The platform they are standing on lifts them to the roof, which separates, and everyone is inside a glass cube.)
Danish (hologram): Pick and Choose! *switches off*
(Fourty-two ballpoint pens fall into the room in boxes of 7.)
Luis: When will we get-
Kyetoy: To the ballpen section?
(The team continues ascending to space.)
Black Hat (hologram): Please step onto the totally safe roller coaster to exit the cube and return to the shop.
(They climb onto the roller coaster.)
Black Hat (hologram): Thank you.
(The roller coaster accelerates at a rate of 42 m/s/s. Then, it makes several tight turns drawing a DS Waluigi Pinball map. After that, the seatbelts unbuckle and everyone falls.)
Everyone: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
(They land in the ballpoint section, where one 4 pack of ballpoint pens remains.)
Luis: Found it!
(Everyone exits the building -- WITHOUT PAYING!!)
Police: Hello, sir. You are hereby arrested for larceny- I mean theft.
Police2: What? I thought that was larceny!
Police3: You mean grand larceny?
Police4: No. I think he means PETTY larceny.
Police5: Well, either way, they are arrested. Let's get 'em.
(STATIC)
Ad:
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62769 pts ★ Titan
12412 pts ★ Champion