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S2 E9

'Nappin'
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Nashatra: *wakes up* Huh? Where is everybody? *notices receiver* And what is that thing?
(She picks it up.)
Nashatra: Hello? Anybody there?!
Receiver: ...heh heh heh... quite the early bird, aren't you?
Nashatra: Wh-Who are you?!?

(Music Start)

Receiver: ...notice anything different? ...heh heh heh...
Nashatra: Um. Yeah... everybody's gone, for instance.
Receiver: So you noticed. Good job, little girlie.
Nashatra: Hey! I'm no little girlie!!
Receiver: Don't worry, it will all be over soon...
Nashatra: ...
Receiver: Now, have you realized WHY everyone is gone?
Nashatra: ...w-H-Wh--wh-h-WH-h-Why?
Receiver: Guess.
Nashatra: Wh-wwaaait....  you a d.. on't- mmean  --
Receiver: I kidnapped them, of course. That hotel's security runs no better than a Metapod in molasses! Twenty kilograms -- I mean grams -- of gunpowder does the job.
Nashatra: ...W-wait a m-moment... that door is... g-gone!
Receiver: Indeed it is.
Nashatra: Wh-WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?
Receiver: Nothing much. Just for us to win the next Grand Prix. You're nothing but a useless hunk of discarded trash.
Nashatra: How dare you!
Receiver: Don't worry. We didn't go closer than a meter.
Nashatra: Thank good-
Receiver: -but that means they'll die of starvation.
Nashatra: WH-WH-Wh-wh-wh-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT?!? You... you infernal cheaters wh-who will stop at nothing... WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?
Receiver: ...
Nashatra: Goodness. Now what am I supposed to do?
(Music Change)

(Meanwhile...)
(Everyone is chained to the wood wall.)
Kevin: Uurgh! What do we do now?!
Nommanic: Break these chains, of course.
Phanto: I wonder how they are doing there...
(He presses his ear to the wall.)
???: My! These Pokemon are quite the defiant- AAAARGH!!
Nommanic: *smiling* Good to know that they are struggling.
Phantolom: Phan TOOOO!!
(Phantolom teleports to the prisoners' side.)
Phanto: Nice! Now hopefully he can unlock these chains...
(Phantolom fails to break the chains.)
Phantolom: Phanto...
Phanto: Great. Now what are we supposed to do? ...WAAARGH! FIRE!!
(The wall behind them starts to burn.)
Nommanic: Hopefully this will weaken the chains enough for us to break them.
Jay: *straining* Yes! I'm free! Now it's your turn!
(Jay breaks everyone else out of their chains.)
Jay: Mario Kart Fist-Fighting was pretty useful, eh?
Kevin: Okay, time to destroy the wall!

(Back at the hotel...)
Nashatra: ... ... ... I just remembered! Jay's phone number was... ... ...what did Opulent say again? Oh, right, that. It's... ... 225-514-2524! *slips hand into pocket* Huh?!? It's not there!
*riiing riiing riiing*
Nashatra: The hotel phone? *picks it up* Hello? Nashatra here! ... Opulent?! Why are you calling? ... Wait, they stole my phone too? ... Okay. You guys are safe, right? ... It's fine. You said a white egg-like bird? ... Edgeyworthy?! What kind of nickname is that? ... Okay, I'll be on the lookout. Anything else? ... Ah so Jay will use HIS cell phone to call ... Wait, a Pokegear? ... Oh. So what's your number? ... So it requires physical contact ... Okay got it! *hangs up* Now I just have to wait ... ... and wait ... ... and wait ... ... and wait...
(Music Change)

(Meanwhile...)
Jay: Well, what do we have here?
Stella: No Pro Karters in sight...
Refridge: ...so this is what they stole...
(Everyone picks up their stuff.)
Jay: *picks up a phone* Huh? This isn't my cell phone!
Refridge: ... ...Wait! Can it be Nashatra's?
Nommanic: ... I'm guessing they took it to prevent her from contacting us...
Kevin: I have an idea! Let's call our room's phone!
Opulent: ... ... Let's try... 251-HSI-NNOH.
*riing riing riing*
Opulent: ... Hi there, It's Opulent. ... Well, actually, they stole your phone too and locked us up. ... Yeah, they did.
(...)
Stella: Don't worry; we are safe.
Nommanic: I'm sending one of my Pokemon. It looks like a white egg-like bird and is holding your cell phone... I took a photo to show you where we are. Hope you don't mind. ... Yeah, his nickname is Edgeyworthy. ... Don't judge. Make sure to look for him, okay?
(...)
Jay: One more thing. I'll be using MY cell phone to call you if anything happens.
(...)
Nommanic: I can also call using my Pokegear. ... Yes, a Pokegear. ... No, when a Pokegear touches a different personal contact technology, it registers it into its list. ... Yeah, that's what I meant. I already registered it. ... ...
Okay, what do we do now?
Kevin: I
Indianario: have
Jay: no
Refridge: clue
Marcelo: at
Stella: all!
Leader: *bursting in* Everyone! We have a situation here! Come over at once!
(Music Change)

(Back at the hotel...)
Nashatra: *standing up* Oh! It's... Edgeyworthy, right?
Edgeyworthy: Toge Togi!
Nashatra: Lets see... here's my phone, thank you. ... Wait... they didn't say where they put the data... oh. It's in the photos... Thanks a lot! Okay then... time to find them!

(Back at the ???)

Leader: Catch them!
Phantolom: Phantooo!
Silver: Horn Drill!
Phanto: Whirlpool! And Sonic Boom!
Nommanic: Eruption!
Jay: Withdraw! Smash them!
Opulent: Bite and Ember!
T: (Skull Bash!)
Leader: Cease this madness! If you don't... they die.
Marcelo: Waait...
Everyone: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?!?
(A spotlight shines on Green, Yellow, Gold, Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald, Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum, who are chained to a metal wall.)
Nommanic: That knife you're holding can't kill if aimlessly thrown.
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Nashatra: *running in* Hello everybody! How......
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(Music Change)
Green: ... *smirks*
Leader: ...!
(All the chains suddenly break, and the Leader throws the knife in shock.)
Nommanic: Remember!
Everyone else: NOO
Nommanic: That
Everyone else: O
Nommanic: knife
Everyone else: OO
Nommanic: can't
Everyone else: O
Nommanic: kill if
Everyone else: OO
Nommanic: aimlessly
Everyone else: OOO
Nommanic: thrown!
Everyone else: O!!
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*ping*
Leader: ...! *types furiously on his phone*
Nashatra: *looking* Oh! Looks like you gotta go GAMBLING!!!! Don't gamble in real life, kids.
Nommanic: Hey! I'm the one that's supposed to be breaking the fourth wall.
(Music Change)
Jay: Yes, but I can also break that wall. Hey, @SuperSwimmer, you listening? Note that @OCM may post some of his fanfic characters in the style of the Archipelago bio lists on SFA!
Nommanic: You're not supposed to know that!
Pro Karter #2: Yes, but keep in mind that the person who owns this fanfic is @OCM! He writes what we are doing in this forum message!
T: Yes, but why would he do that?!
Jay: T! You're supposed to be shy, not speak out like this!
Crystal: Look, have you forgotten that this is a fan fiction?!
Gold: Whaddya mean? I put YOU in my picture book "Crystal's Hunting-Crop Whip: Complicated & Tawdry!"
Red: Careful there! You might be sued for copyright infringement!
Blue: And don't expect us to help you when you get lawsuited!
Police: It's the police. Open up.
???: A major scientific break-in! Open up!
Stella: Darn! We still haven't done the teleportation Pokemon yet!
Police: It's the real police. Open up.
???: Tape players and tapes of the Super Mario Bros. Movie! Also, CDs of drawing software!
Police: It's the real police! Not some fake actor police! Open up!
Nashatra: WAIT WHAT?!?
Police: ...Nah. Just joking.
Phanto: Look, can you just wait there and do nothing until we are done with this?! Now where were we?
Leader: Teleportation. Why did HE have to send a forum message now?
(Music Change)
Pro Karter #2: Remember, focus!
Leader: Right...
Silver: Horn Drill! Huh?!
(Phantolom disappears.)
Phanto: Whirlpool!
Nommanic: Flamethrower!
(The battle continues for 2 minutes and 52 seconds.)
Police: It's the police. Open up.
Leader: Dddaaarrrnnn   iiittt!!!
Policeman: You are arrested on suspicion of kidnapping.
(The Pro Karters are taken back into custody.)

Jay: What now?
(They watch two random people playing chess.)
???: Well, you've got no place to go. I'll tell you what your problem is. You broght our your queen too fast.
Nommanic: ...true enough...
???: What do you think? She's one of these feminists looking to get out of the house? No, the Queen is old-fashioned. Likes to stay home. Cook. Take care of her man. Make sure he feels good.
Opulent: ...
Stella: ...
Nashatra: ...
Red: ...
Nommanic: Unfortunately, you are quite incorrect. Having never studied chess terminology, you never know that the Queen used to be called the Minister. Historians believe that this shift was caused by several powerful queens, like... (Darn it! I forgot their names!)
???: *moving a piece* Checkmate.
(The person with the black text groans, then packs up the chess set and trudges off.)
Nommanic and Nashatra: For future reference, don't taunt your girlfriend while you're playing chess.
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Kevin and Stella: Watch out! You'll fall into that lake!
Nommanic and Nashatra: ...I don't think swimming in a cave pool in Sinnoh is safe...
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Blue and Red: *suddenly shocked* Wh-wh-wh-WHAAAT?!?
Nommanic and Nashatra: What was that about?
Kevin and Stella: No idea!
(They teleport back to the hotel.)
Everyone but Blue and Red: WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!?
Jay, T, Opulent, Phanto, and Nommanic: Beats me.

...to be continued...

Season 2
   Episode 9
       'Nappin'

THE END

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S2E2

...
Man: The swimming challenge is open! The swimming challenge is open!

Red: Guys! It's time to go to the swimming challenge.
Man: Get to the other side as fast as possible!
THREE
TWO
ONE
GO
GamerGuy: H E H . T H I S S H O U L D B E E A S Y Y O U R E T A R D S .
Nashatra: *aside* he's sounding a lot like tendo yk.
Refridge: Aha! *freezes the water in his lane* Like this. *falls* OW!
Opulent: Hmm... *gets pushed by a wave of water* AAAAA *pant* *pant*
Man: GamerGuy wins first place! Opulent wins second place! Refridge wins third place!
Kevin: Breaststroke? Seriously, Opulent?
Man: Kevin gets fourth place!
T: *aside* what's jay doing?
Jay: *using a star and golden mushroom* Wheeeee!!
Man: Jay gets fifth place, Blue sixth place, Red seventh, Marcelo eight, T ninth, Phanto tenth, Nashatra eleventh, ...and GamerGirl twelfth.
Kevin: how... how'd they beat me... on my best athletic activity?
Opulent: I'm getting a strange sense of deja vu here.
GamerGuy: Me too. *to Kevin* SUCKS TO BE YOU
...

S2 E1:
A day on the boat, pt.1

Georgie: hehe they won't know what's coming...

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*riiing riiing riiing*
Red: *yawn* whut tom es et?
Alarm: The time is 8:00.
Jay: *wakes up* I'm... up.
RED: WAKE UP EVERYBODY TIME FOR BREAKFAST
Kevin:...I'm up
(Everybody gets up.)
Red: Okay here's our breakfast you can have eggs, cereal, or a sandwich.
(They eat their breakfast.)
Red: okay guys what do you want to do?
Jay, T, and Opulent:Mario Kart!!
Refridge: Ice skating!
Red: You know what, let's all go to the entertainment center.
(They go to the entertainment center (C) 2025 Cruise Corporation).
Red: Okay guys have fun!

At the Mario Kart Station...
GamerGuy: Hi T, hi Jay!
Jay: Hi! *to Opulent* He used to be our friend until 3 years ago, when he left.
Opulent: Hello. And who's that?
GamerGuy: That's GamerGirl.
Opulent: *narrowing eyes, crossing arms, and tapping her right index finger on her left arm like Miles Edgeworth* ...so you've found a girlfriend at this tender age.
GamerGuy: HEY!!
GamerGirl: ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
GamerGuy: H O W D A R E Y O U !
Opulent: Ow Ow! Hiyah!
GamerGuy: Y O U W I L L N O T G O U N P U N I S H E D !
Opulent: Ouch! Ooooff!
GamerGuy: There. All done.
Jay: Okay! Anyways let's race.
Everyone: Yeah!
Phanto: Hi everyone! I'm joining too
Lakitu: Cast your votes...
... ... ...

3 2 1 GO!
(They all get a rocket start.)
GamerGuy: Heh.
Lakitu: GamerGuy in first place, well ahead of Opulent and T locked in for second place, with GamerGirl and Phanto close behind competing for 4th!
Phanto: Nice, triple greens... HIYAH!
Lakitu: And GamerGirl takes the fall! She falls to fifth. Meanwhile Jay seems to be bagging! Whoa! He gets a shock and a bullet bill and gets to second place! It seems like GamerGuy has a huge lead!
Opulent: Okay, second-lap bagging is all I have left.
Lakitu: Second lap! Opulent is trying to do some second-lap bagging! Meanwhile Jay is smuggling a golden mushroom and is catching up to GamerGuy! Who will win? They are now in the third lap and... ah! Opulent gets a triple-shock, blue shell, and a bullet bill! Jay notices the threat and backs down in time, pulling a mushroom! The blue shell hits GamerGuy and Jay gets to first place! Meanwhile Opulent has smuggled a golden mushroom too and is zooming past the racers! He takes a detour to knock GamerGuy out of his kart! It's a bad break for him!
GamerGirl: Catch!
Lakitu: GamerGirl has thrown her boyfriend- I mean GamerGuy- a shard! GamerGuy's speed seems to have increased! Wow! He's speeding to Opulent and Jay, who have reached the jumps! Oh no! Phanto pulled even more triple greens and is continuously attacking GamerGuy with them! One of them knocks out his shard!
GamerGuy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lakitu: Jay gets first place, with Opulent finishing in second! T gets a nice third, with Phanto finishing fourth. What's this? He u-turns and flings GamerGirl's unconscious body through the finish line! I guess that means she gets fifth place.
Phanto: L BOZO
GamerGuy: no... nooo... noooooo... NO!
GamerGuy: Y O U W I L L P A Y T H E P R I C E
3/5 Laps
Lakitu: WHAT IS HAPPENING
*shock* *shock* *Bomb-ob* *Blue shell* *Red Shell* *Shock*
Jay: Ow ow OUCH!
Opulent: It's... OUCH! OWowow DarkGamer OWOWOWOWOUCH!!
Jay: Ouch! Ru... owowow RUN!
(They run.)
Jay: Whew! We escaped- WHAT WAS THAT?!?!?
*bang* *bang*
Speaker: Emergency! Emergency! Submarine attacking ship.
GamerGuy: W H A T I S T H A T ?
(He goes outside.)
Georgie: hehe another bomb should do it- OUCH! Whatever. Buddy, yo cooked.
GamerGuy: T H E O N L Y O N E G E T T I N G C O O K E D T O D A Y I S Y O U G E O R G I E .
Georgie: How about THIS?!?
(The Switch 2 explodes.)
GamerGuy: P A T H E T I C , L I L ' P I G .
Georgie: C'mon! A nuke gotta do it!
GamerGuy: ( C O M E T O M E P I G . G I V E M E T H O S E E X P L O S I V E S .)
(Georgie comes and gives.)
GamerGuy: Well this crap's useless.
Georgie: ...WHAT HAPPENED TO MY EXPLOSIVES
Nashatra: *leaning over* What happened here?
GamerGuy: ...shenanigans...
Refridge: What are you doing there?
Nashatra: Oops gotta go.
GamerGirl: GamerGuy, let's go! Phanto, Jay, and T are waiting! Oh and Opulent too.
...
Phanto: ... and over at Moonview City, I got a job at chick-fil-a
Opulent: Chick-fil-a?!
Phanto: Yeah. Oh hi GamerGuy!
GamerGuy: Hiiiii!!!
Red: Lunchtime everybody!
Jay: Oops we gotta go. Bye!
Phanto: Bye!
...
At the restaurant...
Red: Okay guys today's lunch will be... PIZZA!
Everyone: Yay!
Waiter: Okay anything else?
Jay: I love fried shrimp man I could have a whole bowl of these now Oh and a bowl for... T here.
Waiter: ...that's it? ... ... Okay please wait for your food.

20 minutes later...

Waiter: Here's your pizza, and here's your shrimp.
T: Yum!
Refridge: So, what's your favorite pizza topping?
Jay: Shrimp!
Opulent: Pineapple!
Red: That's disgusting!
Nashatra: Which one? The shrimp or the pineapple?
Red: Both of them you idiots!

20 minutes later...

Red: Okay guys! Time to head back to our cabin.
(They head back to their cabin.)
Red: Okay it's family video game time!
Everyone: Hurray!

...to be continued

sry but where are we right now? like how long until season 2 cuz I really wanna see what you cook up with those characters!

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