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Yet you haven't even told us what the standards are.

You can use anything from Poofie Kart or MKCD. Just be sure to have my approval before putting it in.

5: NSFW
Just do that and you should be good to go! Just make sure to check in with us first, and if we have any face that seems disturbed, scared, or any other very unpositive emotion, you are definitely gonna get 5 stars!!!

For Mod or ban reasons, this is a joke on a joke topic. I do not mean a single word that I posted, and like I said, IT IS A JOKE.

To Bowser and in exchange I want the Poofie World to be real

Happy Birthday, Wargor! If it weren't for you, I'd still be scrolling through Microsoft trying to find a Mario Kart track creator! Thanks so much for making this website!

When drawing on my Drawing app on my phone, there's always this game called "Meowdoku" That is.. Like.. the only add I come across when drawing. The ad always has someone saying how to play, like "Oh, this square? Gotta be a cat." And stuff like that, and the worst part is that some of the ads have a list of WHY Meowdoku is better than the rest of the games, and literally on the list, it says "No annoying Ads." YOU PUT THIS ON AN ANNOYING AD! And now that I'm typing this, I start to realize that there are no ads during gameplay, but it still ticks me off every time I see it.



EDIT: I just realized this was for Ads on Youtube... So my bad!😓 But I'm still hating on it anyway!!!

Gathering all track builders for this grand DLC for Super Poofie Kart! Now sadly, I don't have enough space to work on the last five cups of MKCD and make a whole new DLC. Which is where YOU people come in! If you'd like to enter a track into the DLC, follow these simple rules:

Has to be COMPLETELY ORIGINAL. No Copyright or Remakes or any of that of any kind!

Must be GOOD. I will play your track and see where it fits best, and if it's good enough to enter.

1 Track at a time! If you want to send in multiple tracks, that's fine. Just be sure to see a DM or message on this topic before entering a new one in.

Characters CAN be fine, just that they will need to be something Original and Good like the tracks.

List:

Reeses Cup:
MKCD Arena Circuit
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Cup 2
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Cup 3
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Cup 4
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Mystical Cup
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MKCD Rainbow Falls

Cup 6
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Cup 7
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Cup 8
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Cup 9
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Poofie Master

Poofie (The Creatures from the Poofie World (About Poofies in PM's Disc) (Can find Poofies in: Any of PM's Creations))

Master (a man in charge of an organization or group.)

I am the Master of The Poofies.

Compared to CTGP PC tracks... I look like I'm still using QM

I could give you Mapel Treeway, but that's only if no one else has theirs ready.
DM me to get the link.

TADC

GUYS!!! HAS ANYONE ELSE WATCHED TEH NINTH EPISODE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Dsrr is my favorite track. I hardly fall off, and if you play the actual Mario Kart DS, then it's a lot cooler

I Got it to work! Thank you!

Edit: I'm keeping this topic locked but open so other people with the same issue can look and fix it!

That's the problem. I made the track the same size... But the collisions are still super small

HELP! I accidentally shrunk my track and now I have to do it all over again! Is there any way to fix this??!!

O no

I'd really like to be in this roleplay! You can include any of my OCs from the fanfic "The Poofie World", but be sure to check with me first of what they say or do because... I know them better...

Not creepy at all...

The final episode said the end

FINALE

Melody was found driving along the desert sands of a very hot track. She was not given any water and was not allowed to take some from the Oasis. So much so, that she started seeing mirages of giant puddles in the middle of the track, in the item boxes, and many, many, more. She was on the verge of collapsing -Because this was her 50th lap around- and couldn't go much longer.

Kira, though she never talked much (Never in fact, in this little adventure), wanted to scream at the top of her lungs to make Cruelie Master stop all this. She was only given the scariest tracks, and this was all for the worst, because she had to complete 3 laps, but instead, she just hid in her kart, waiting for it to be over.

PM Was no longer having fun, as he was rage baited in so many battles. Not racing, battles. Battles were the worst, and he had no idea how to strategize. Every time he tried to turn, he'd get hit. And when he was defeated, he was reset, and put back on the not stable at all arenas. Even worse, the opponent had about 3 times the number of balloons then he did, and he was waiting for the pain to wash off. It never did.

Wayne was annoyed beyond being annoyed. Cruelie Master made custom tracks for him, ones that were too kid friendly and annoying for any human being to handle. (Good thing Wayne has a short fuse... Right?) He tried to fight it off, but he reached his breaking point when he was given a breaking point when he got a remake of the "It's a Small World" ride at 10cc.

Everyone else, let's just say... Got their own little tweaks. they had nothing that they liked AT ALL, and sometimes even worse. This was not good, as everyone was too annoyed, tired, rage baited, in pain, and scared to move on. But at last, Cruelie Master had to do something "important" and the entire thing shut off, leaving them in the darkness. They all turned to Melody.

Melody: What?
Wayne: You know what, oh so magnificent leader!
PM: What's the plan?
Everyone waited in silence, waiting for Melody's responce.
Melody: What I found out is, there are barriers on the edge of every track, and if we touch them, they send us back to the start, almost as if they don't want us to see what's on the other side. I suspect that every one of these tracks has an advanced forcefield keeping us in.
Maker: And... How is that a plan?
Nommanic: Yeah! Give us the good stuff already!
Melody: What I was going to say was... Every track has an advanced forcefield except for 1. I suspect that since we can see Cruelie Master clearly from this track, that the barrier is broken, but he does not know that, as if the "Background" Was a one way mirror.
Peno: Well, which track?
Melody: SNES Rainbow Road.
Donna: Ugh. Rainbows.
Melody: When we get to the track, I want everyone to try to make it to the edge, even if it seems impossible.
Oppulent: How would we even get there? Being that there is so much void between the track and the edge on the map!
Esther: Not to mention that Cruelie Master would probably see what we were up to.
Melody: We'll act as if we are racing, and the first chance you get at the bottom of the map, I think that's where the barrier is closest. You'll take the left track in the break-up, and drift, then jump.
Kira: I don't think I can do all that...
Everyone suddenly turned to her, looking shocked.
SM7: I didn't even realize she could talk!
Molly: Don't worry, Kira. You can stay with me, pretend we're fighting over placement, and then when the time is right, you can hop out of your car, and into mine.
Melody: Ok. Quiet down! I think he's coming back!
EAS: Wait! What do we do next?!
Melody: Once we get through the barrier, we'll continue from there.

And wouldn't you know it, the next track was SNES Rainbow Road.

Cruelie Master: Oh, look at all those pathetic souls down there. Oh wait... Is this thing still on?!
Then they did not here from him for a little while.
3... Everyone filled with anticipation.
2... Everyone filled with courage.
1... Everyone filled with fear.
GO!
Like they were all chugging Poofie -AID™️ And packing hundreds of bullet bills under their arms, they were off. Liza was currently in last (As she always was), but still following the instructions. Melody was in front, knowing all the strategies, Poofie Master close behind her.
They turned right, then right two times again. Then left two times, and right again. It was here. The split. Everyone took the left path and then...
They jumped. Everyone jumped for the sake of freedom, their karts nearly missing the edge. And then, they fell.

It was weird looking at the track this way. Just a flat world with no meaning. They continued falling for quite some time. Down the infinite dark void.
Cruelie Master: NO! NO! NO!
He tried to stop them, but the only thing he had control over was the track.
Cruelie Master: Ugh. Let them have it. HERE'S A RIDDLE FOR YOU, MELODY! BEWARE THE BEAST THAT LIES BELOW! SEEKING KART RACERS, HE'S YOUR FOE! ALL THE PEOPLE, THEY'VE NEVER BEATEN! JUST BEWARE! YOU WILL-
He could not finish because they could not here him anymore. It was over.
They were gone.

Once they hit the bottom, they got out of their karts.
Hi-Chew: Is everyone alright?!
They all nodded.
Kira: It's scary in here.
Melody: No time to think of that right-
Ding!
Poofie Master got a message.
He slowly reached for his phone. And looked.
"A Poofie Portal has spawned in "The Void", MKPCverse."
Everyone looked at each other.
PM: The ground here might not be stable for the Poofie Portal to hold. It might collapse soon. We have to be quick.
Wayne: It was a pretty lame riddle, to be honest.
Luma-BUP: Yes, very corny.
Melody: Judging by the hints, I think we'll have to be quick for more than one reason.
Everyone froze. They heard a noise. Like a ginormous creature was awaking from slumber. Then they heard footsteps. Giant footsteps. Sounding like it was... Running. Toward them. Rapidly. Soon came a giant lizard that looked like a mix of a dinosaur, a dragon, and a Komodo dragon. It let out a terrible shriek, then looked at them all. It had 3 eyes, very long arms that were bending in every wrong direction, and 1 back leg.
Melody: RUN!


Everyone sprinted as fast as they could. The monster let out another horrible shriek, and then ran after them. It knocked over the only source of light, and soon it was completely dark. They ran toward the bright glowing light that must've been the Poofie Portal. They heard the creature running after them.

Mushroom Man and Luma-BUP did not run. Gone.

EAS tripped a little and soon- gone.

Liza didn't run fast enough, and soon, gone.

Molly looked back. Her twin. Her sister. Her family. Gone. She continued on, tears in her eyes.

Esther took one wrong step. gone.

Eric tried to use his pranking supplies in a way that would stop the monster. He was foolish to get close. Gone.

Kira was too scared to move on. She curled in a ball, hoping that her black clothes would have her blend in. Assuming does not mean survival. Gone.

Maker realized that peace offerings were the worst way to settle bad situations. Gone.

Wayne tried throwing bombs at it. That only made it angrier. Gone.

Nommanic and Oppulent were holding each other's hands tightly, trying not to leave anyone behind. Nommanic was grabbed, taking Oppulent with him. Gone, and gone.

Peno tried to save his snack. Gone.

Donna realized this thing could eat what was already dead. Gone.

Hi-Chew decided this was the perfect time to positively motivate everyone. The monster was not satisfied. Gone.

Super Mega 7 Was pulled, but he grabbed Molly's leg for dear life, and she was pulled as well. Both gone.

It was now only Poofie Master and Melody left. With every step they could hear their friend's screams of terror and pain, which only made things worse. The Poofie Portal was close now, just a couple more steps away. Poofie Master was growing tired, but fear and sadness carried him onward. Melody tripped, despite the 1/100 chance. She was grabbed.
Melody: POOFIE MASTER!
Poofie Master looked back.
Melody: GET TO THE POOFIE PORTAL! DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME! JUST GET OUT OF-
Her last words were cut short.

gone.

Poofie Master kept running as fast as he could, not looking back. Fear, and mourning tried to corrupt him, as he could hear his friend's screams. They meant everything to him. And now they're no more.
He reached the Poofie Portal, and took one leap of faith. The monster jumped and tried to grab him. He was out. Every comrade was just a memory now. There was no longer anyone to rely on. No one to share jokes with. As the universe toys and plays with people, it hasn't ever been this harsh to him. It was over. He scrolled through the memories he had with them. The fights with villains, the ice cream shops, the giant duck, but none of them seemed to make him feel better. He finally reached the end of the Poofie Portal and walked out. Then he remembered. THE MEGA POOFIES! Their star wands could do ANYTHING! He rushed toward the nearest one and begged for help. The Mega Poofie explained he could not bring people back to life, unless he had help from King Poofie, and Cosmic Poofie.

And a short time later with a little bit of magic...

They were there.

Wayne, Donna, Peno, Melody, Liza, Molly, Kira, Hi-chew, Eric, Maker, Esther, EAS, SM7, Nommanic, Oppulent, Mushroom Man, and Luma-BUP. Standing there.
Everyone had a reunion, and forgot the traumatic experience that everyone had, and all got home safely.

PM: Do you ever think that we may see them again?
Wayne: If the universe get's cocky again, then yeah.


THE END

Episode 7

They've never been so happy in their lives. For the first time in their lives, they are actually competing for more than just points. They're competing for the hope of going home. Which you can do by getting 50000 points (They all start with 0) But THAT'S NOT THE POINT!

They've never been so miserable in their entire lives. They've never driven a kart that goes 150cc! They've never had to drift on floating platforms or dangerous areas! Worst of all, their home was so close yet so far. If they're gonna get home, they better step up their game!

Wayne: WHAT IS WITH these Item boxes?! I never get bombs!
Melody: I think in this world they're called "Bob-ombs".
Mushroom Man: Bup Bup Bup Bup Bu-
Wayne (Shoving a red shell down Mushroom man's engine): No one ASKED you!
Molly: Poofie Master is actually beating us and some of the others by a lot! I never thought he'd ever be better at something than me!
PM (From a distance): Believe it!
Nommanic: I thought you noobs would actually be good, considering how dangerous your Poofie World actually is!
Liza: HEY! We don't drive karts. we fight bad guys!
Opulent: Lay off them, Nommanic! Some of them have probably never driven a kart in their lives! (Eyes at Liza, who is currently driving into a wall multiple times.) Besides. We all know who's gonna win.
Nommanic: Thanks, Opulent. I didn't know you believed in me so much!
The two glared at each other enough that it seemed like sparks were flying in between their eyes.
Wayne (in a teasing voice): Aww! Sibling love! So beautiful!
Opulent (To Wayne): SHUT UP!
Cruelie Master (Voice echoing from every direction): Well, looks like the majority has finished the race, so now which track you wanna do? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Just kidding! Only I can decide!
Melody (Whispering): Guys! We need to stop fighting! I think I have a plan to get out of here, but it will require everyone's participation. We need to stop bickering, and actually work together!
Wayne: So, tell us already!
Melody (Whispering): I can't right now. Cruelie Master's control panel can allow him to hear us from every corner. For now, we'll have to wait till an intermission.
SM7: Intermission? What are you talking about?
PM: After Waluigi Pinball, he gave us a little break, remember?
SM7: Ooooh Yeahhhh!
Cruelie Master: Well, that's enough! Let's move on!
Melody: See you later, I guess. When we meet again, I'll tell you the plan.
Then they get warped away to the next challenge.
PM (Thinking): When we meet again, I guess.