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a dead-drop shop from pressure appears on the board, granting the pieces some items that may or may not help them in this chess game

white king to (Pi-Pi(squared),2)

White's Heartbroken Pawn becomes a suicide bomber and walks into Black's black squared rook. He exclaims that he will detonate the bomb in 2 turns (Including this one), killing everyone in the rook, the rook, and himself. The space where the bomb went off is now missing, as it was blown up by the pawn unless he is stopped. He also, because of the revolt against the king, sends a letter to the white queen, telling her that the white king has been sleeping with the black queen. The white queen then responds by kicking the king in the balls and rides the alligator off the cliff, taking a white pawn and a black knight of the cliff killing them all. But the queen had ghost fruit and will respawn in 4 moves.

not being rude or anything but what and how the fuck

I am making this topic as a way for me to be more active on this site, as I currently don't have enough motivation. Hopefully it works out, probably won't but you never know

Basically I found this YouTube video yesterday talking about the Anarchy Chess subreddit, I won't link the video or the subreddit as I'm not really sure what is allowed or not on this site anymore as I haven't been active for a bit but the concept is that every day people choose the next move in a game of chess, whether the move is legal or not. The game would last either 100 days, or until a king is captured. Anything can happen. And I do mean anything. ....Unless it will get me banned.

Anyway, I'll check back at the end of the day and make a poll or something because there's no top comments in MKPC

White to move

I actually want to play Pizza Tower  for some reason. I probably won't be very good at it due to the fact that you have to keep your combo and it is very fast pace. But still I watch it on youtube and it looks SICK!!

Hey fellow drivers, i got an idea about Pizza Tower (CYOP).

I thought about making levels out of your tracks to make a CYOP tower which will be released on Gamebanana.

If you'd like to participate just send the link to one of your circuits.

Chapter 2 : New New Day
Music for this part :

Suddenly, Alice walked over to Ben and punched his face.
Alice : This is what you get !!
Lely : Calm down... please calm down...
Alice : Back off !
Max : Don't talk to him like that !
Dayzi : Wtf is even going on right now??
Choco : I don't even know honestly
James : Violence is not the answer !
Alice : You're right. It is a question, and the answer is yes.
Eli : Beat him up and down !
Lely : I don't recognize you right now... the rage is taking over. Breathe in and out, calm down.
Alice : FUCK OFF !
Lely then backed off, with glassy eyes.
James : Please. Stop. Fighting !
Alice : Y'all are really just a bunch of hypocrites huh ? You don't give a fuck when he is bootlicking my girlfriend, but you all show up and tell me to calm down when I snap back.
Nudge : Yes because by doing so, you are literally lowering yourself to his level
James : True
Alice : I could never ever lower myself to the level of a little piece of shit like he is. I could never. That is an insult.

Everyone kept silent for a second, processing the hell that was happening.
Lely : I don't like you like this...
Alice : I don't care, you aren't my dad
Lely : Oh... okay. Good evening then I guess.
He left, speed walking, not even angry, just shattered.
Nudge : I was looking forward to a good dinner not a bitch fest
Alice : I am not a bitch... you are for not speaking up and defending this guy.
Nudge : Oh my god wake up ! Nobody is defending him he is an asshole, but you are better than that. Or at least we thought so, but maybe not after all.
Krazey : He provoked you, we know that. But by fighting him back, you are giving him what he was seeking for.
EVERYONE : We can prove it to you right now : he's an asshole. Are you happy ?
Eli : It's still his fault for provoking ! He was the one that created this hellfire !
Max : This whole thing is just useless so I'll go check on Lely ig

Once he's gone...
Eli : Okay. We will keep arguing though

Silence then this...
Nudge : In case you haven't noticed
Dayzi : Well everybody's tired
Choco : And healing from this story
James : Cause nobody sees this as right
Alice : Well, I am done. I don't want to eat. Have a good night you all I guess. Except you, you motherfucking hellish dumb fucking piece of unvalued shit that nobody likes.

In Lely and Max's dorm...
Max : It's okay... don't cry... it's not your fault...
Lely : I had enough. Everything is prone to drama, arguments, and problems. Ben is a dumbass but Alice ? I don't like when she is this brutal.
Max : Well, it's okay. In this room you can vent and take a breath from others. It's overwhelming sometimes. It's tough. But this will be your bubble, your space...
Lely : Thank you...
Lely then fell asleep. Max observed things a bit, and then fell asleep shortfly after.

In Eli's and Alice's dorm...
Alice : I regret speaking like that to Lely... it's not his fault if Ben is being a complete asshole
Eli : Hey... it happens, you know. Don't regret it, move on and apologize tomorrow.
Alice : Yeah I know but I can't help feeling bad, you know ?
Eli : Ahh... don't worry, it'll be alright

The next day...
Dayzi : Another day of waking up only to feel sleepy 5 minutes after
Choco : Hmm.. good morning

In a different hut...
Lely : Max... wake up
Max : noooo I was dreaming about f1.
Lely : f1 can wait, let's get the day started

In another hut...
Krazey : Get out of the bathroom Nudge. I need to piss. You've been in there for a hour.
Nudge : That is false. I spent twenty minutes trying to unlock it since it was broken. I entered it since like, 2 minutes.  
Krazey : Well please at least do me the favor of hurrying up.
Nudge : Do me the favor of being the adult, the old hag you are, and that means holding it and shutting up.

Twenty minutes later, they rushed to the common hut to eat breakfast.

Alice : Hey everyone I wanted to say I'm sorry for yesterday... I was really pressed up is all.
Ben : It's okay I forgive you, I still like Pixel though
Krazey : This is the part where you should shut up
Choco : Agreed.
Dayzi : I know Chuck told us the competition would start in two days, but shouldn't we go ask for some information first ?
Knock knock
Chuck : The plans have been changed, the competition starts today. Come with me please.
VC : Well you got your answer.
Noob : That was quick I guess
Chuck : Oh and by the way a new person has arrived for the ocmpetition, his name is Angrybird. He has a dorm to himself, don't worry - he's quite nice.
VC : Oh. Well Noob you won't be the only one to arrive late !
Noob : Nice I guess...

They entered the car and met Angrybird.
Angrybird : Hello everyone !
VC : Hello ! Nice to meet you ! Just one thing before we begin : don't mind the others, they can get a tad crazy sometimes, but they're nice. Don't be afraid of them.
Noob : Hello ! I definitively agree with that, and you aren't the only one to arrive late since I arrived late too
Angrybird : Thanks for the advice ! You guys seem really nice !
Ben : Especially me 😎
Krazey : You know how every village needs an idiot ? Well every group does too.
Angrybird : I see... I won't be mean to him though.
Chuck : Let's get going everyone !!

They arrived to the first arena of the competition, which seemed to be a basic stadium.
Chuck : This might seem like your typical Super Bowl Stadium, but it isn't.
Ben : Does it have changing rooms ? I want everyone to check me out 😎
Chuck : There obviously are changing rooms, because you all have to wear a sport outfit before getting in there cause it's called fanservice. However, they are stalls, so that creeps like you won't have the possibility to be weirdos
Choco : Oof, just got burnt.
Dayzi : What are the differences between this and a normal stadium ? It looks exactly like the same thing
Chuck : You'll see. Hehehe....
VC : Wow I don't like this
Noob : Me neither

They got changed and arrived in the stadium.
Dayzi : It still looks quite typical...
James : The architectural work of this stadium is absolutely incredible too. It's very simplistic but it's beautiful. It doesn't feel too grand but it doesn't feel too simplistic either. I'm pretty sure something is about to surprise us and make us stunned. I just know we aren't done with discovering this place yet. I'm looking forward to play this game and compete. This is so cool ! I've alays dreamt to be at the center of the stadium, and not just a spectator. This is such an exciting experience ! I feel so hyped up. I'm so freaking excited !
Noob : Bro is doing a 500 word essay
Ben : I'm going to throw my shirt at the crowd 😎
Chuck : You shouldn't...
Ben : I don't care whether I should or not
Chuck : Oh, well then have fun.
Angrybird : I wouldn't throw my shirt at the audience...
Ben : I'm not surprised. There's nothing under that shirt.
Angrybird : And there's nothing under your silicone abs costume neither. It's so obvious that the crowd is booing at you.
Lely : Wait ! Look ! There is something getting out from the other side of the stadium...
Dayzi : I don't like this...
VC : Oh so that's what they meant...
Noob : Apparently...
Choco : And here...
Angrybird : We...
Nudge : Go.

MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
Episode 2
The end

Chapter 1 : One Spark
As they arrived, someone came up.
??? : Welcome to MKPC Archipel ! My name is Chuck. We are used to see this type of accident occurring, planes often crash due to the air change.
Max : Yeah, it definitively happens often
Choco : The air indeed feels very different, a fresh breeze and a soft sun yet a globally mild weather. Not what you would expect from a tropical archipel.
Chuck : I understand, I was born here and I have seen a lot of tourists surprised by such a soft weather. It never changes though, whether it's January or August. Anyways, for now we will guide you to the huts and answer your questions.
Two more Piantas arrive, visibly looking pretty much like Chuck.
??? : Hi, I'm named Ster. Don't ask me why but every tourist has cracked up about it, it isn't that funn- oh you too ?
??? : Oh shut up. I'm Cameron.
Ster : Why tf are you agressive ?
Cameron : Why tf do you exist ?
Ster decided to remain quiet. Chuck and the MKPCians were put in an awkward situation, but Chuck finally managed to say something.
Chuck : Let's try not to lose any more time. starts walking and the others along with him The island you arrived on is called the Airstrip, which is where planes land and boat arrive. From that point, you can see the most of the archipelago. The island that's the farthest away from here is the Crown Island, an island that has a volcano erupting quite often. It is not recommended to visit it, but it is not illegal. The core is the Central Island, where you can find a city, a mall, a market, etc. It is like a plaza. On the left is the Wild Island, which has a very... wlld nature. On the right is the Balnear Island, a balnear station with many tourists who came to watch MKPC Archipel... the competition that starts in 2 days, and that is why you seem to be here. The huts are on the Central Island. I will guide you to them.
They all entered a bus that led them quite quickly to their huts.
Chuck : For now you will discover the huts by yourself, this is where our ways part, see you tomorrow.
Chuck left.
Eli : Wow. There is some hard beef between Ster and Cameron.
Lely : Cameron kinda sounds like a bitch to me. It's the kind of person you befriend when they're nice, only for them to slowly become toxic over time. And then you wonder why the fuck you have them as staff
Krazey : I cannot take them seriously, like did Chuck hire Ster purposefully ?
Max : Nobody knows
Dayzi : Let's just enter the huts

They entered.

Choco : Woww... it looks really luxury in there... yet so discret and modest
Max : Yeah it's beautiful
James : The architectural work of this hut is incredible. It looks like a luxury villa, yet it still keeps a modesty in its charm. I mean, it still looks like a hut ! And yet the wood color is beautiful. The shape of it too ! You can feel the softness of the branch yet the firmness of a proper rooftop. Everything feels like you are diving back into the bare nature. It is so beautiful
Krazey : Is it just a trend that people who write in greeen will make essays as statements ??
Dayzi : I'm going to go to sleep
Ben : Why though, we are in the middle of the afternoon
Dayzi : I don't really mind
Max : Nah we have to pair because the dorm huts are made for 2 people to sleep together
Krazey : ... I see...
Max : Your mind is way too perverted to function
Krazey : You are too innocent to function
Dayzi : Let's just get this over with so U can sleep
Eli : Well Alice ?
Alice : Sure I guess
James : Ben ? Are you... okay with pairing ?
Ben : I guess..
Krazey : Wow. Thought he'd cause far more fuss.
Ben : Nah, I can be gentle if I want to
Choco : Dayzi, would you perhaps want to pair ? I'm an introvert and I'm quite silent, so you won't have to deal with a lot of noise and excitation
Dayzi : Yeah you sound cool
VC : I guess I will remain alone for now... sadly.
Nudge : Fair enough. Krazey come here you pervert, I don't wanna pair with a French person
Krazey : Aye captain !

Silence...
Max : Do you want to go with VC or...
Lely : Nah it's fine, tbh it's cool to recreate memories from 2022

And once they went in their dorms...
VC : It feels really alone. The sun ain't even shining in my direction. This afternoon is going to be long--
Chuck : I am sorry to distutb you but someone just arrived here, his name is Noob and no other dorm is free... can he come with you ?
VC : Of course !!
Noob came in.
Noob : Hello...
VC : Hey ! How are you ? I'm pretty sure I have encountered you before.
Noob : I'm... pretty good... how about you ?
VC : I'm good. You seem uneasy though, is everything alright ?
Noob : Well... it's quite hard to arrive later... like, if I had gone with you all it would have been fine but right now I feel excluded, I feel like a guest...
VC : I get that... Anyways, where were you born ? For example Lely and Max are French, Nudgy is British...
Noob : I am... from Canada.
VC : Oh, me too !
Noob : Oh, well... that's cool.

Later, at dinnertime
Ben : She is perfect, I love her, I would serenade her, I would hug her and cuddle her under the blankets while we are watching Netflix and I would throw a popcorn in her mouth just to kiss her
Dayzi : Oh my god just be quiet for a second please, you are insuferable
Ben : Yeah but she is the perfect girl,the way she is not too sweet and clingy but not too distant and agressive makes her a beautiful person. I would offer her roses so that she can notice how much of a charmer I am. I got everything. Muscles, back, clothes, abs... the full package you know 😎
Lely : Excuse me but there is nothing
Alice : The package is as full as a chips bag from Walmart though...
Eli : DO YOU WANT ME TO BEAT YOU UP ?
Ben : Nope. My intelligence, my class and my flirt skills place my figure above yours in the scale that society has provided to us when we were born. I look prettier than you and my actions are smarter. See what I meant by full package ?
Alice : Bro thinks he is an Alpha male leading some sort of group... you are a forum kid you have as much rizz as the vegan teacher
Nudge : Stolen
Max : ok wtf happened here
Lely : Ben having an identity crisis and thinking he is on the smash list
Noob : He is buff. Pass.
Nudge : He isn't buff, it's a silicone costume. We all saw him without before arriving here, and he didn't have that kind of physique
Dayzi : I'm hungry
Ben : Anyways, let's get back to me being a seductor. Her lips are beautiful and only appeal my name. Her hair holds secrets, the secrets of the love I feel for her. Everything about her is perfect, she is the representation of heaven and I have nothing to say in front of her beauty yet I have so many words to describe her and I only wish to whisper them to her ear softly someday. She is so beautiful, she is so much yet she fits in only one... pixel.
Alice glared at Ben. Her eyes were filled with absolute rage.
Alice : Do not play with me. Do not play with the fire that I am and with the fire that runs in my veins.

Ben : Aww... May the princess fight me to keep the beautiful pixel away from me ? Or at least, try ?

MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
The end