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hello have new series from another super mario kart play for now!

Dawn of the first day (Day 1)

It is morning, and everyone are finding themselves in the island's various sections. Next to the waterfall, MisterCringeh wakes up.

MisterCringeh: Huh? Where am I? Is that Buzzma?
Buzzma: Who is that on the hill?
MisterCringeh: Hey Buzzma! It's me, MisterCringeh!
Buzzma: Oh hi !

Meanwhile, by the rocks...

Max: I seem to be on a beach of black rocks. Is that a spear over there? Alright, I'll send out snorl-
The Host: I took the strange ball in your pocket during your sleep.
Max: WHAT? WHY WERE YOU LOOKING THROUGH MY POCKETS? AND WHY CAN I HEAR YOU WHEN YOU'RE NOWHERE NEARBY?
The Host: I have speakers, cameras and microphones all around here. Remember, you're all on TV...
Max: OK. Phew. No privacy around here. Got it. Anyway, why don't I pick up that spear?
*Max picks up the spear*
Max: Perfect.

Deep into the forest...

Dietsoda: Hmm... Could do with some knives down here.
Noob: Did somebody say "knives"?
Dietsoda: Yes, I did. And if you don't give me any, I will find some other way to stab you.
Noob: OK, jeez. I found these combat knives here, if I give them to you, can we work together?
Dietsoda: Just hand over the knives.
Noob: I'll give them if you let m-
Dietsoda: I SAID, HAND OVER THE KNIVES!
Noob: OK, I'm sorry.
*Noob gives 2 of the knives, but keeps one*
Dietsoda: Give me the other one.
Noob: No, unless y-
*Dietsoda pushes Noob forwards, knocking him other and covering his cloak and mask in mud*
Dietsoda: Alright, see you later! If you survive, that is...
Noob: Oh no, I'm stuck in this mud. HELP!
StarSplizz: Do you need help?
Noob: Yes please.
StarSplizz: Alright, I'll pull you out.

Back at the rocks...

K: What is this place? Is it a cave?
Nudge: HEY!
K: (OH NO) H-Hello?
Nudge: Don't move, or I'll stab you!
K: With what? You have no weapons! I'm not scared of a little bunny! (Or am I..?)
StarSplizz: STOP!
Noob: Uh... Stop?
Nudge: Oh hello, I was just about to stab K over here, do you want to watch?
Noob: No thanks, we actually came to... what did we come for?
StarSplizz: To stop Nudge from hurting anyone...
Nudge: Like that's going to work...

Back by the waterfall...

MisterCringeh: What time is it?
Buzzma: It's five O' clock!
Noob: Wait, what's that by the river?
K: Some strange yellow object approaching us...
StarSplizz: Should we run?
Buzzma: Oh, Hello everyone!
MisterCringeh: Hello
Nudge: Oh no, more people to deal with...
Buzzma: Mean!
*Nudge throws a pebble at Buzzma, hitting her in the forehead*
Buzzma: OUCH! Why are you so mean .
Nudge: And why are you so upset over a pebble?
Keeby: Oh hey guys! Fiery and I have been gathering medical supplies on the beach, do you need some?
Fiery: I also found 6 weapons! A pistol, knife, axe, a-
D4rk: That's great, but why are we all here on this tiny rocky area? And where's Max?
*Popplio can be seen sliding down the river like a waterslide*
Popplio: Wheeeeee!
*Popplio flies out of the river, knocking K over*
K: OOF!

The Host: Alright everyone, it is the end of the day. Helicopters will be sent to pick you up.
*Max comes out from a cave, holding a flashlight, two batteries and his spear*
Max: Alright, let's go find a searchlight, everyone. Noob?
*Noob has fallen over and has a knife in his back. Dietsoda can be seen running away.*
Noob: H-help me!
Buzzma: Huh
D4rk: I knew that guy was up to something! His gas mask is so shady!
*A helicopter arrives overhead*
Keeby: OK, Let's go!

Back at the cabin...

The Host: Alright everybody, I see that there have been no deaths today?
Fiery: None at all.
The Host: I see. Maybe we need to do something to make you hate eachother? Hey D4rk! Buzzma says you have silly tastes in music!
D4rk: YOU WHAT!?!?!?
Buzzma: I'm sorry, It's true that your Cake-Pop is wacky.
D4rk: FIRST OF ALL, IT'S K-POP, AND SECONDLY, I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH!
Buzzma: You're such a meanie ! I will kill you first!
The Host: And Dietsoda, did Keeby ever tell you about how violence is wrong?
Dietsoda: You're dead.

This goes on for a while, until everyone has something against eachother...

The Host: So who are you voting off the island?
Popplio: I vote for K. Water parks aren't just for babies!
Dietsoda: Keeby is dead in my eyes.
MisterCringeh: I vote Buzzma. We can no longer be allies.
Max: I have to go with Dietsoda here, he was really violent towards Noob today.
Noob: Yeah, I have to vote for Dietsoda here.
Buzzma: D4rk is such a meanie!
Fiery: Yeah, D4rk overreacted a bit, I'd rather not have him on the island.
Nudge: How would you feel if I voted K?
Keeby: I'm going for D4rk, I care about Buzzma's feelings!
Buzzma: Thank you!
D4rk: I'm voting Buzzma!
StarSplizz: I think that I will vote Dietsoda.
K: I vote for...




D4rk!

D4rk: NOOOOOOO!
The Host: So it's settled. Get on the boat, demon.

The boat is sent off the island...

Max: There's something sad abo-
*The boat explodes in the distance*
Popplio: WOAH!
The Host: I personally strapped 50 tonnes of remote explosives to that boat...
Max: SO YOU JUST KILLED D4RK?!?!
The Host: yes
MisterCringeh: Don't get voted off. Noted.
The Host: Get to bed. Goodnight.
*Max is still shocked*
To be continued...

Used to be only Waluigi Wario Dry Bowser Roy Donkey Kong with Scooty Bittybug Wiggler Standard Bike and rollers/paper glider.

Update 1 got Rosalina King Boo Link Bowser and Morton buffed making all heavies viable except Metal Mario PGP and Petey. Teddy Buggy and Cat Cruiser got buffed while Scooty Bittybug Standard Bike and Wiggler got nerfed, but they’re still great, just on the same leg as Pipe Frame Varmint City Tripper Streetle and Landship. Rollers still meta slope game

Update 2 got all Middleweight characters buffed so Yoshi would be as meta as Rosalina (and my favorite character Luigi is finally meta. YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-. Just Koopa and I will be happy) and Pipe Frame Varmint City Tripper Streetle and Landship got buffed to be on the same leg as Teddy Buggy and Cat Cruiser.

Note I didn’t mention some with the same stats as the meta, such as the Silver Arrow or the Yoshi Bike since they are either too long or they have inside drift which makes it trash. Also Blue Falcon and Splat Buggy are A tier if paired with rollers, and Mach 8 Sports Coupe Inkstriker paired with Leaf and Button solo’s anti grav.

Peace ✌️

three words:
mods, ban him

are you seriously gonna believe a dumb kid who's faking cancer to seek attention? It's pretty obvious that he's been lying, you could've believed him at first but now it's so obvious you either have to be blind or naive to believe it

Oops wrong account
(This is Josh)

If it's about the People who believed him part, sorry if was dumb, but like I said it can happen, I literally did the same mistake in early 2023 with some assholes on discord, and I did a lot of mistakes in general but we are getting off-topic there

Just asking why are you still using his account ? Wouldn't it be a little "disrespectful" to use it if he's really dead ?? Oh god seriously i'm gonna do serious accusations but Josh is probably not real, or at least if you do have a brother named @Joshping was necessary lol i'm sorry for him because come on how the fuck are you supposed to be alone on a forum while being SEVEN years old, again I have a 7yo brother and he's clearly FAR from having enough maturity to be here, I also didn't forget about the unrealistic part of the cancer thing (Not a instant thing/Still active just before "dying" instead of remaining with your family/0% chance of being physically able to do this) and the fact you're well, using "his" account, just in case you still don't get it, that Josh account isn't Josh, but you Andrew, I really don't get why you're still on this 10 or 11 days later, and still getting away with it even with this whole joke/lie idk but lying to almost the entire forum even if they are kind of dumb for believing it but I can understand that to be fair and the fact it's about CANCER (real people are really dying because of this and it's painful) should be warrant some sort of ban because holy shit this was just horrible