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On 2022-07-09 at 06:05:31
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On 2022-07-09 at 01:33:17
Episode 2
Blue Toad: Welcome back. I highly doubt I need to do a recap, so let's get challenge four down on paper. Here are the rules. You must pick a ring to dive into, but if two of you humans pick the same hoop, they will crash, unless it's a one, two, three, or five point ring. There are six rings, each smaller than the last. 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, and 10. They each have a smaller and smaller chance of making it for the more points it's worth. The team with the most points wins! Go. Wait!! One more thing, and it's that you only get one jump, so don't screw up! Okay, now go.
Yoshi: Well. I guess I'll go first. *jumps* This is easy!
*a gust of wind blows against Yoshi.* No no aahhh!
Blue Toad: No points for Yoshi!
Wario: I really don’t want to jump, but that’s what pussies do. I need to jump for the biggest ring, the one pointer, which is big enough to fit me.. *jumps, and makes it.* Hey, I actually made it! Yes!!
Blue Toad: Wow. Didn’t see that coming, but one point for the Private Pirahnas!
Luigi: Man, thats so high!
But if I have to-ahhhhh! *pushed off by Bowser Jr, but he falls as well.* *Luigi makes it in the 5-point hoop, and Bowser Jr makes it into the 2-point.*
Blue Toad: Wow, that was such a haha funny jump! Seven whole points for the Retro Rascals!
Petey Pirahna: If I jump, do I get Marshmallows?
Blue Toad: Wh-WHAT? Uhh… fine.. I guess if it makes you jump..
Petey Pirahna: WOOOOOOOOO! *jumps and somehow makes it into the 10-point ring. The ring disappears as well.*
Blue Toad: *spits out his coffee* WHAAAAA! Petey actually scored ten rad points for his team! They’re back in the lead!
Toad: I'mma play riskee! 8-pointer! *jumps, but misses by a lot.*
Blue Toad: An upset! Toad snags no points for the Rascals, but Oh Wait! Here comes the Bowser, performing a Koopa 720!! *jumps into 5-point ring* He makes it!! He actually makes it! the crowd goes wild!!
Koopa Troopa: I'm aiming for the 5-pointer. *jumps, and makes it.*
Blue Toad: Both teams gained five points, but the Rascals are slipping behind with a 16-12 result. Peach and Daisy jump for the three point hoop, but only Daisy makes it.
Shy Guy: Wow. So high, well I’m a coward, so I’m aiming for the one-pointer. *jumps, and misses.*
Cat Toad: What a loser! Shy Guy actually failed to land in the largest ring!
Rosalina: It’s not nice to laugh at people’s failures. Anyways, *jumps and lands in the two-point ring.*
Blue Toad: YOOO!! It’s 21, the funny number!1!1!! Anyways, the scores stand with a 9 point difference, and the ten-point ring is gone, will the Pirahnas hold their lead of 21 to 12? We’ll see you after these messages.
Monty Mole: Do you like balls? Do you like things that are sussy? Well. We have a new product: Sussy Among Us Sports Balls! It’s only $69.00 for one set of ten balls, each one costing only 420 payments of 420 dollars! So yeah, buy now!
Blue Toad: We’re back, and while we were gone, Walugi did what we in the business call, a sexy jump. He landed in the five point ring, which means the funny number is gone, but their lead is now more of a one-way battle.
Mario: Are you done? Well, I know what I’m gonna do so LET’S A GO!! *jumps in eight point ring and it disappears.*
Blue Toad: Well, that could change things, but the score is still 26 to 20 so you’ll need a real comeback.
Nabbit: Um, do I even have to jump? Even if I make the largest value ring available, 5, and no one one the other team makes it, we lose by one, so I don’t think I have a reason to ju-
Blue Toad: Let’s make things interesting. The one, two, and three rings award double points.
Nabbit: Fine. Like it actually matters. *jumps and makes it into the three point ring.*
Blue Toad: Things are all tied up, and we are headed into the ninth inning. If any member of the Pirahnas make it into any ring, their team wins. If not, then we do a sudden-death round. The Rascal’s only hope is that all of them miss and they win the tie-breaker. The one left to jump, I believe, is Toadette. No pressure.
Toadette: I hope I can hit a ring.. *jumps, but, the Gust of Doom!! blow Toadette off course, and she misses.*
Blue Toad: Cue pressure. Time for the tenth inning! The score lies at 26 all, and I will definitely pick one member of each team at random to jump for the eight-point ring. If neither make it, well.. Nevermind. The jumpers are… Luigi and Daisy!
Luigi and Daisy: WHAT?!
*cuts to Confession Cam*
Blue Toad: Okay. Yea, I picked Luigi and Daisy as a ratings booster, but hey, it would make for some great reality TV!
*back to the show*
Blue Toad: Jump. Come on, It's not like if you do make it, you will get dumped. Oh wait, nevermind.
Luigi: Well, good lu- ahhhhh! *pushed by Bowser into the eight-point ring.*
Blue Toad: And from behind, the Retro Rascals have won! Which means I’ll see the Private Pirahnas at the elimination.
Wario: Hey, Waluigi. I think we should form an alliance to make it far in this game. By voting together we can make it to the final three together!
Waluigi: That would be cool! I say tonight, we vote for Toadette. She caused us to go into the tiebreaker. Or Shy Guy, for missing his jump. I think Koopa and Petey should join us too, but not now.
Meanwhile, two more alliances form.
Toadette: Hey, Daisy! I think we should make a girls alliance to get far in this game.
Daisy: Okay. We should vote for Shy Guy for missing his jump.
Toadette: Okay.
Elsewhere,
Nabbit: Alright, Bowser Jr. We could work together to win this game, but…
Elimination
Blue Toad: So. Private Pirahnas. You lost, despite leading the challenge by a lot. You have all cast your votes on who you will send out of this show. I have seven marshmallows on my plate. This represents safety. If you do not get one, then you must get the heck out of here. The first safe are…. Petey Pirahna, Koopa Troopa, Wario, Waluigi, Daisy, and Rosalina. The final one safe is….. Shy Guy.
Everyone: What?
Blue Toad: I’m too, a little bit surprised, but Toadette, this means the end of the road. Buhbye.
Blue Toad: One down, fifteen to go. Who will crack? Who will fall flat? Will Wario crap? And will I win this game of craps? Find out on the next amazing episode of TOTAL MARIO ISLAND!!
Blue Toad: Welcome back. I highly doubt I need to do a recap, so let's get challenge four down on paper. Here are the rules. You must pick a ring to dive into, but if two of you humans pick the same hoop, they will crash, unless it's a one, two, three, or five point ring. There are six rings, each smaller than the last. 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, and 10. They each have a smaller and smaller chance of making it for the more points it's worth. The team with the most points wins! Go. Wait!! One more thing, and it's that you only get one jump, so don't screw up! Okay, now go.
Yoshi: Well. I guess I'll go first. *jumps* This is easy!
*a gust of wind blows against Yoshi.* No no aahhh!
Blue Toad: No points for Yoshi!
Wario: I really don’t want to jump, but that’s what pussies do. I need to jump for the biggest ring, the one pointer, which is big enough to fit me.. *jumps, and makes it.* Hey, I actually made it! Yes!!
Blue Toad: Wow. Didn’t see that coming, but one point for the Private Pirahnas!
Luigi: Man, thats so high!

Blue Toad: Wow, that was such a haha funny jump! Seven whole points for the Retro Rascals!
Petey Pirahna: If I jump, do I get Marshmallows?
Blue Toad: Wh-WHAT? Uhh… fine.. I guess if it makes you jump..
Petey Pirahna: WOOOOOOOOO! *jumps and somehow makes it into the 10-point ring. The ring disappears as well.*
Blue Toad: *spits out his coffee* WHAAAAA! Petey actually scored ten rad points for his team! They’re back in the lead!
Toad: I'mma play riskee! 8-pointer! *jumps, but misses by a lot.*
Blue Toad: An upset! Toad snags no points for the Rascals, but Oh Wait! Here comes the Bowser, performing a Koopa 720!! *jumps into 5-point ring* He makes it!! He actually makes it! the crowd goes wild!!
Koopa Troopa: I'm aiming for the 5-pointer. *jumps, and makes it.*
Blue Toad: Both teams gained five points, but the Rascals are slipping behind with a 16-12 result. Peach and Daisy jump for the three point hoop, but only Daisy makes it.
Shy Guy: Wow. So high, well I’m a coward, so I’m aiming for the one-pointer. *jumps, and misses.*
Cat Toad: What a loser! Shy Guy actually failed to land in the largest ring!
Rosalina: It’s not nice to laugh at people’s failures. Anyways, *jumps and lands in the two-point ring.*
Blue Toad: YOOO!! It’s 21, the funny number!1!1!! Anyways, the scores stand with a 9 point difference, and the ten-point ring is gone, will the Pirahnas hold their lead of 21 to 12? We’ll see you after these messages.
Monty Mole: Do you like balls? Do you like things that are sussy? Well. We have a new product: Sussy Among Us Sports Balls! It’s only $69.00 for one set of ten balls, each one costing only 420 payments of 420 dollars! So yeah, buy now!
Blue Toad: We’re back, and while we were gone, Walugi did what we in the business call, a sexy jump. He landed in the five point ring, which means the funny number is gone, but their lead is now more of a one-way battle.
Mario: Are you done? Well, I know what I’m gonna do so LET’S A GO!! *jumps in eight point ring and it disappears.*
Blue Toad: Well, that could change things, but the score is still 26 to 20 so you’ll need a real comeback.
Nabbit: Um, do I even have to jump? Even if I make the largest value ring available, 5, and no one one the other team makes it, we lose by one, so I don’t think I have a reason to ju-
Blue Toad: Let’s make things interesting. The one, two, and three rings award double points.
Nabbit: Fine. Like it actually matters. *jumps and makes it into the three point ring.*
Blue Toad: Things are all tied up, and we are headed into the ninth inning. If any member of the Pirahnas make it into any ring, their team wins. If not, then we do a sudden-death round. The Rascal’s only hope is that all of them miss and they win the tie-breaker. The one left to jump, I believe, is Toadette. No pressure.
Toadette: I hope I can hit a ring.. *jumps, but, the Gust of Doom!! blow Toadette off course, and she misses.*
Blue Toad: Cue pressure. Time for the tenth inning! The score lies at 26 all, and I will definitely pick one member of each team at random to jump for the eight-point ring. If neither make it, well.. Nevermind. The jumpers are… Luigi and Daisy!
Luigi and Daisy: WHAT?!
*cuts to Confession Cam*
Blue Toad: Okay. Yea, I picked Luigi and Daisy as a ratings booster, but hey, it would make for some great reality TV!
*back to the show*
Blue Toad: Jump. Come on, It's not like if you do make it, you will get dumped. Oh wait, nevermind.
Luigi: Well, good lu- ahhhhh! *pushed by Bowser into the eight-point ring.*
Blue Toad: And from behind, the Retro Rascals have won! Which means I’ll see the Private Pirahnas at the elimination.
Wario: Hey, Waluigi. I think we should form an alliance to make it far in this game. By voting together we can make it to the final three together!
Waluigi: That would be cool! I say tonight, we vote for Toadette. She caused us to go into the tiebreaker. Or Shy Guy, for missing his jump. I think Koopa and Petey should join us too, but not now.
Meanwhile, two more alliances form.
Toadette: Hey, Daisy! I think we should make a girls alliance to get far in this game.
Daisy: Okay. We should vote for Shy Guy for missing his jump.
Toadette: Okay.
Elsewhere,
Nabbit: Alright, Bowser Jr. We could work together to win this game, but…
Elimination
Blue Toad: So. Private Pirahnas. You lost, despite leading the challenge by a lot. You have all cast your votes on who you will send out of this show. I have seven marshmallows on my plate. This represents safety. If you do not get one, then you must get the heck out of here. The first safe are…. Petey Pirahna, Koopa Troopa, Wario, Waluigi, Daisy, and Rosalina. The final one safe is….. Shy Guy.
Everyone: What?
Blue Toad: I’m too, a little bit surprised, but Toadette, this means the end of the road. Buhbye.
Blue Toad: One down, fifteen to go. Who will crack? Who will fall flat? Will Wario crap? And will I win this game of craps? Find out on the next amazing episode of TOTAL MARIO ISLAND!!
On 2022-07-09 at 00:33:55
the number was 330, which the closest guess was Foongus with 294. that and Snorlax conjoin and form a team.
On 2022-07-09 at 00:29:44
ok im just gonna pick a random mon for mysteryman so we can move on with our lives
On 2022-07-08 at 22:14:10
Introduction:
"What is with this silly 'make your own introduction line' thing! Just get on with the competition! I want to win ASAP!"
Ok pick an existing character from Peach or Yoshi since Bowser and Nabbit are important to the plot in ways making them unwinable characters
And you can’t take over a member of any other group bc I don’t want a bunch of human characters on the same team (if you control a character they can’t get voted off in the first two episodes)
YOSHIIIIIIIIII
kk
On 2022-07-08 at 20:44:07
I do want to be a character but can you not use the word ‘gay’ incorrectly
Ok write your intro line and tell me who you are
On 2022-07-08 at 20:41:35
@CoolHampter2009 's roleplay, so if you want the rules, check out the Mario Kart PC Show. But there are some major differences.
Mario Kart PC Show: https://mkpc.malahieude.net/topic.php?topic=9364&message=41
If you want to be a character, just say so.
Here are people who may be interested.
@-BTS-
@VC
@16Bits
@Darkshell
@MysteryMan
@tendokiddo
@Toad2012
@Kingnintendotoad
@KrazeyKay
@Max-Bros
@MoreThanEpic
The difference between this and The Super Ultra Mega Snazzy Mario Kart PC: Deluxe is that you don't need to be active. It works similar to Mario Kart PC Show: https://mkpc.malahieude.net/topic.php?topic=9364&message=41
If you want to be a character, just say so.
Here are people who may be interested.
@-BTS-
@VC
@16Bits
@Darkshell
@MysteryMan
@tendokiddo
@Toad2012
@Kingnintendotoad
@KrazeyKay
@Max-Bros
@MoreThanEpic
I'm in.

Nice

On 2022-07-08 at 20:30:39
Blue Toad: Yo! Welcome to this reality show. So uh, our intended cast might have maybe been kidnapped against their will and been forced to find some gay-ass medals, so, I got a different one. Here they are.
Question: why did you use the word ‘gay’ when talking about about medals that ARNT forced and are WANTED yet you treat them like they are bad and ‘use the word gay’ to make them seem worse. please explain
Blue Toad is referring to the stealing of contestants so he had to get new ones
How is that ‘gay’
He hates the fact you stole his contestants so he said that to spite you
And? How is that ‘gay’
It isn’t it’s supposed to spite you
On 2022-07-08 at 20:25:55
Just tell me what your intro sentences are so I can introduce you Toad
On 2022-07-08 at 20:23:58
@CoolHampter2009 's roleplay, so if you want the rules, check out the Mario Kart PC Show. But there are some major differences.
Mario Kart PC Show: https://mkpc.malahieude.net/topic.php?topic=9364&message=41
If you want to be a character, just say so.
Here are people who may be interested.
@-BTS-
@VC
@16Bits
@Darkshell
@MysteryMan
@tendokiddo
@Toad2012
@Kingnintendotoad
@KrazeyKay
@Max-Bros
@MoreThanEpic
The difference between this and The Super Ultra Mega Snazzy Mario Kart PC: Deluxe is that you don't need to be active. It works similar to Mario Kart PC Show: https://mkpc.malahieude.net/topic.php?topic=9364&message=41
If you want to be a character, just say so.
Here are people who may be interested.
@-BTS-
@VC
@16Bits
@Darkshell
@MysteryMan
@tendokiddo
@Toad2012
@Kingnintendotoad
@KrazeyKay
@Max-Bros
@MoreThanEpic
Can I join
Ok you can control Toad

On 2022-07-08 at 20:23:36
Blue Toad: Yo! Welcome to this reality show. So uh, our intended cast might have maybe been kidnapped against their will and been forced to find some gay-ass medals, so, I got a different one. Here they are.
Question: why did you use the word ‘gay’ when talking about about medals that ARNT forced and are WANTED yet you treat them like they are bad and ‘use the word gay’ to make them seem worse. please explain
Blue Toad is referring to the stealing of contestants so he had to get new ones
How is that ‘gay’
He hates the fact you stole his contestants so he said that to spite you
On 2022-07-08 at 20:03:08
Blue Toad: Yo! Welcome to this reality show. So uh, our intended cast might have maybe been kidnapped against their will and been forced to find some gay-ass medals, so, I got a different one. Here they are.
Question: why did you use the word ‘gay’ when talking about about medals that ARNT forced and are WANTED yet you treat them like they are bad and ‘use the word gay’ to make them seem worse. please explain
Blue Toad is referring to the stealing of contestants so he had to get new ones
On 2022-07-08 at 19:45:51
Episode 1
Blue Toad: Yo! Welcome to this reality show. So uh, our intended cast might have maybe been kidnapped against their will and been forced to find some weird-ass medals, so, I got a different one. Here they are.
Mario: Let’s go! I’m here to win, but to also have a good time doing so.
Luigi: Hey! It’s me, Luigi. I hope I can make some new friends doing this game show.
Peach: Hi! I’m here to enjoy all of the competitions.
Daisy: Hi I’m Daisy! I just love competing, and I’m here to win it! I really like sports as well.
Yoshi: Hey! I’m Yoshi, and I love my melons. I’m here to compete with my friends and to make some new ones.
Wario: I’m Wario, and I want to eat. Oh, and I guess win the competition, maybe.
Waluigi: Wah! I’m Waluigi! I’m here to make sure the plumbers lose! Wha hah!
Bowser: SHUT UP! Anyways I’m Bowser, and I’m gonna win this. No one will stop me.
Mario: Stop picking fights you won’t win, Bowser.
Cat Toad: Heh, lol.
Blue Toad: Well, I was gonna introduce him later, but here is my Co-host, Cat Toad!
Cat Toad: Who are you calling a co-host?
Blue Toad: Hehe. Well, here come the last eight contestants.
Rosalina: Hello, I am Rosalina, ruler of the cosmos. I wish that we can have a good time competing.
Toadette: Hiya! It’s me, Toadette! I really want to win, but if I don’t, that’s okay, as long as I have fun!
Toad: I’m Toad and I’m super awesome!!
Nabbit: I’m Nabbit. Don’t mess with me, because I’m here to get the victory.
Petey Pirahna: Rawr. I’m Petey Pirahna. I am a combination of all different kinds of pirahna plants. I have extremely sharp teeth, fire breath, poison spit, big size and more. I am also extremely aggressive so be kind to me, or there will be consequences, since I am powerful.
Koopa Troopa: Uhm, hey everyone. I'm Koopa Troopa, aka MysteryMan, aka Blaze. I'm not the most social person in the group, but I do have some brains to make up for it. Let's get this show on the road!
Bowser Jr: Why am I here? I hate doing stuff like this, I’m leaving.
Blue Toad: Weeeeeeeellllllllllll….. Yea, you can’t. You have a contract.
Bowser Jr: I hate you, and your scumbag head.
Blue Toad: Thank you, I take pride in that. Finally, It’s Shy Guy!
Mario: I’m sorry, but Who?
Blue Toad: Shy Guy! You know, the sixteenth contestant, standing over there.
Shy Guy: Oh, me? Oh, here I come- ow. *trips*
Cat Toad: (to Blue Toad) now you see why I said Pauline should be here?
Blue Toad. Yes. Yes I do.. Anyways, time for two teams of eight for the game! Let’s use the Slot-Machine-Machine.
Blue Toad: Our first spin is… Mario, Luigi, Bowser Jr, and Toad.
Bowser Jr: Ugh. Great. Why am I with these weaklings?
Mario: Who are you calling weak?
Luigi: Yea!
Blue Toad: Spin two. Rosalina, Toadette, Petey Pirahna, and Shy Guy! *ding* *ding* *ding*
Toadette: Hey Rosalina! We get to be on the same team! Well.. I think…
Petey Pirahna: Rrawrr!!
Shy Guy: I’m sorry. I don’t believe we met, who are you?
Rosalina: My name is Rosalina. I fly across the galaxy with my cosmic friends and the Lumas to find galaxy friends.
Shy Guy: That sounds tiring, but cool!
Blue Toad: Spiiiiiiiiinnnnn Threeeeeeeeeeeeeiiee! Peach, Bowser, Nabbit, and Yoshi! The remaining four form the final spin. Those being Waluigi, Koopa Troopa, Daisy, and Wario.
Waluigi: Yes! I get to be with Wario!
Wario: I’m happy too, but I don’t wanna jinx it.
Peach: Well I’m not happy being on the same team as Bowser.
Yoshi: Yea, can I switch teams?
Bowser: Grr…
Blue Toad: Nope!
Yoshi: Can’t say I was surprised.
Blue Toad: Time for the challenge to decide the teams! As you have noticed, you human players are each in a separate spin group. So, you four will do a challenge to decide what two groups form together. So, Yoshi's group will merge into Toad's group and Koopa's group goes to Petey's group. The new teams include Mario, Luigi, Bowser Jr, Toad, Yoshi, Peach, Bowser and Nabbit. You guys form Team 1. And the other eight, being Petey Pirahna, Koopa, Wario, Waluigi, Daisy, Rosalina, Shy Guy, and Toadette, and you form Team 2.
Mario: Ahem. Blue Toad, what will our team names be? I can't refer myself by such a mindless name.
Blue Toad: Oh, yes. I forgot. Um, you can be the Retro Rascals. And the other team will be the Private Pirahnas .
Mario: Ah yes. Very original.
Toad: I kinda dig it.
Bowser Jr: Of course you do. You're a brainless dingus!
Yoshi: Bowser Jr! Stop insulting my friends just because you have to be here.
Bowser Jr: What are you gonna do about it?
Peach: Yep this team is going to last long.
Waluigi: See Wario? I knew we would be on the same team!
Wario: That's cool, but what happens if we lose?
Blue Toad: Oohoohoo! That's my faaavoriite part. When a team loses, they do the elimination ceremony, where they must choose one of their own to boot out of the game. The person with the most votes is out, and must leave the island. Your first challenge begins.. in the next episode of the Mario Kart PC Fanfic!
Blue Toad: Yo! Welcome to this reality show. So uh, our intended cast might have maybe been kidnapped against their will and been forced to find some weird-ass medals, so, I got a different one. Here they are.
Mario: Let’s go! I’m here to win, but to also have a good time doing so.
Luigi: Hey! It’s me, Luigi. I hope I can make some new friends doing this game show.
Peach: Hi! I’m here to enjoy all of the competitions.
Daisy: Hi I’m Daisy! I just love competing, and I’m here to win it! I really like sports as well.
Yoshi: Hey! I’m Yoshi, and I love my melons. I’m here to compete with my friends and to make some new ones.
Wario: I’m Wario, and I want to eat. Oh, and I guess win the competition, maybe.
Waluigi: Wah! I’m Waluigi! I’m here to make sure the plumbers lose! Wha hah!
Bowser: SHUT UP! Anyways I’m Bowser, and I’m gonna win this. No one will stop me.
Mario: Stop picking fights you won’t win, Bowser.
Cat Toad: Heh, lol.
Blue Toad: Well, I was gonna introduce him later, but here is my Co-host, Cat Toad!
Cat Toad: Who are you calling a co-host?
Blue Toad: Hehe. Well, here come the last eight contestants.
Rosalina: Hello, I am Rosalina, ruler of the cosmos. I wish that we can have a good time competing.
Toadette: Hiya! It’s me, Toadette! I really want to win, but if I don’t, that’s okay, as long as I have fun!
Toad: I’m Toad and I’m super awesome!!
Nabbit: I’m Nabbit. Don’t mess with me, because I’m here to get the victory.
Petey Pirahna: Rawr. I’m Petey Pirahna. I am a combination of all different kinds of pirahna plants. I have extremely sharp teeth, fire breath, poison spit, big size and more. I am also extremely aggressive so be kind to me, or there will be consequences, since I am powerful.
Koopa Troopa: Uhm, hey everyone. I'm Koopa Troopa, aka MysteryMan, aka Blaze. I'm not the most social person in the group, but I do have some brains to make up for it. Let's get this show on the road!
Bowser Jr: Why am I here? I hate doing stuff like this, I’m leaving.
Blue Toad: Weeeeeeeellllllllllll….. Yea, you can’t. You have a contract.
Bowser Jr: I hate you, and your scumbag head.
Blue Toad: Thank you, I take pride in that. Finally, It’s Shy Guy!
Mario: I’m sorry, but Who?
Blue Toad: Shy Guy! You know, the sixteenth contestant, standing over there.
Shy Guy: Oh, me? Oh, here I come- ow. *trips*
Cat Toad: (to Blue Toad) now you see why I said Pauline should be here?
Blue Toad. Yes. Yes I do.. Anyways, time for two teams of eight for the game! Let’s use the Slot-Machine-Machine.
Blue Toad: Our first spin is… Mario, Luigi, Bowser Jr, and Toad.
Bowser Jr: Ugh. Great. Why am I with these weaklings?
Mario: Who are you calling weak?
Luigi: Yea!
Blue Toad: Spin two. Rosalina, Toadette, Petey Pirahna, and Shy Guy! *ding* *ding* *ding*
Toadette: Hey Rosalina! We get to be on the same team! Well.. I think…
Petey Pirahna: Rrawrr!!
Shy Guy: I’m sorry. I don’t believe we met, who are you?
Rosalina: My name is Rosalina. I fly across the galaxy with my cosmic friends and the Lumas to find galaxy friends.
Shy Guy: That sounds tiring, but cool!
Blue Toad: Spiiiiiiiiinnnnn Threeeeeeeeeeeeeiiee! Peach, Bowser, Nabbit, and Yoshi! The remaining four form the final spin. Those being Waluigi, Koopa Troopa, Daisy, and Wario.
Waluigi: Yes! I get to be with Wario!
Wario: I’m happy too, but I don’t wanna jinx it.
Peach: Well I’m not happy being on the same team as Bowser.
Yoshi: Yea, can I switch teams?
Bowser: Grr…
Blue Toad: Nope!

Yoshi: Can’t say I was surprised.
Blue Toad: Time for the challenge to decide the teams! As you have noticed, you human players are each in a separate spin group. So, you four will do a challenge to decide what two groups form together. So, Yoshi's group will merge into Toad's group and Koopa's group goes to Petey's group. The new teams include Mario, Luigi, Bowser Jr, Toad, Yoshi, Peach, Bowser and Nabbit. You guys form Team 1. And the other eight, being Petey Pirahna, Koopa, Wario, Waluigi, Daisy, Rosalina, Shy Guy, and Toadette, and you form Team 2.
Mario: Ahem. Blue Toad, what will our team names be? I can't refer myself by such a mindless name.
Blue Toad: Oh, yes. I forgot. Um, you can be the Retro Rascals. And the other team will be the Private Pirahnas .
Mario: Ah yes. Very original.
Toad: I kinda dig it.
Bowser Jr: Of course you do. You're a brainless dingus!
Yoshi: Bowser Jr! Stop insulting my friends just because you have to be here.
Bowser Jr: What are you gonna do about it?
Peach: Yep this team is going to last long.
Waluigi: See Wario? I knew we would be on the same team!
Wario: That's cool, but what happens if we lose?
Blue Toad: Oohoohoo! That's my faaavoriite part. When a team loses, they do the elimination ceremony, where they must choose one of their own to boot out of the game. The person with the most votes is out, and must leave the island. Your first challenge begins.. in the next episode of the Mario Kart PC Fanfic!
On 2022-07-08 at 19:43:54
Ok so I want to write a fanfic but like anyone cares so I’m just gonna do something similar to MysteryMan’s but it’s a bit difefrent
On 2022-07-08 at 03:16:21
ok
On 2022-07-08 at 02:48:10
The difference between this and The Super Ultra Mega Snazzy Mario Kart PC: Deluxe is that you don't need to be active. It works similar to @CoolHampter2009 's/ my roleplay, so if you want the rules, check out the Mario Kart PC Show. But there are some major differences.
Mario Kart PC Show: https://mkpc.malahieude.net/topic.php?topic=9364&message=41
[Fanfic] - MKPC Archipel: https://mkpc.malahieude.net/topic.php?topic=9450 (another good fanfic)
If you want to be a character, you will have to wait until I can make a change for own to be available.
Mario Kart PC Show: https://mkpc.malahieude.net/topic.php?topic=9364&message=41
[Fanfic] - MKPC Archipel: https://mkpc.malahieude.net/topic.php?topic=9450 (another good fanfic)
If you want to be a character, you will have to wait until I can make a change for own to be available.


Ask me anything: Hampter edition
On 2022-07-15 at 01:58:01
Where tf is season two
Parlons des projets de la communauté
On 2022-07-14 at 02:07:12
A: an unoriginal fanfic
B: multicup advertisement / track making project
C: something original
D: a forum chat thing
Dammit it is a fanfic.
Try Being Original.
On 2022-07-14 at 02:04:05
That’s all. Think about it, because let’s be real. No one is. Just saying. It’s an issue. Be original.
Respond with “down vote”, I just don’t care. I just need to spread the word.
Respond with “down vote”, I just don’t care. I just need to spread the word.




Please Make Circle Tracks
On 2022-07-11 at 20:30:15
Make good tracks instead of shit.
