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-BTS- wrote:
Actually, you're becoming a solo person that hates teamwork, but for now, no assassin, and no healing factor.

My character not yours

But just get rid of my weird flirty crap
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Well I can die, but I have my healing factor. I think brain damage would kill me. And maybe burning.
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Can you at least fix my personality I would much rather be a solo assassin who canโ€™t die than some.. pervert. If you donโ€™tโ€ฆ well..
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this show is very goofy aah
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imma make up how it would go

Toadpool: imma go underwater and stick knives through peoples boats >:] ;)
the guy im with: W/hat NO WTF NO YOU IDIOT
Toadpool: L+ratio and i didnt ask
(does the thing to someones boat [not hampter tho])
that guy: Hey! get away from our boat idiot!
Toadpool: what are you gonna do bout it?
that guy: Well I - . I could - Huh. I could kill. you.
Toadpool: You cant loser +ratio (swims away, but also throws a knife out backwards. it misses.)
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Here's a more accurate trait description of ya boi:

- Basically Deadpool, so if i lose my legs, they grow back. But unlike him, it grows back slower.

- Hates working in groups, would rather be a lone wolf.

- Can breathe underwater for up to a day.

- Somewhat quick and strong

- a little sexist (has a minimal preferrence of males over females)

- No flirting.

- Agile with all weapons

- 4th wall breaker
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-BTS- wrote:
Launching chapter
Host : Hello to you all. I'm glad to see people there, it's been long since I didn't have anyone to tortu*cough* play with !
Redshell : And what we doing there ?
VC : You accepted to come, bruh.
Redshell : Dude I just wanna know what we doing there.
VC : So shut up and let's listen to him.
Redshell : But what we doing there ?
VC : You stupid.
Host : So yeah, welcome to MKPC Archipel. That's a tropical island where you can eat a lot of exotic fruits and stuff... It has verdant forests and you can walk on beaches when sun is setting.
Max : ... but ?
Host : You'll be paired, yup. With whoever you want. You'll have to showdown sometimes. But you'll have free time too. So... Have a nice day finding your huts by yourself. They're pretty comfortable, but you'll have to sleep together--
Toadboi : ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
Lely : That's absolutely disgusting. ๐Ÿ˜’
Max : Ew. I'm not sleeping with you Toadboi.
Arrived to the huts...
Max : Well they're simple but they looks so comfortable ! Look at this sofa !
๐Ÿ˜ด...
DarkShell : I'm gonna take the biggest room, I need personal space.
Gamerlion : Please stop being savage. I wanna be friend with you... ๐Ÿฅบ
DarkShell : Get outta my view ! ๐Ÿ˜ค
Gamerlion : ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Lely : Hey ! Be nice to him or else ! ๐Ÿคฌ
DarkShell : You wouldn't cause much damage, you're 11 years old, kidass. ๐Ÿ˜’
Lely : โš’๏ธ๐Ÿ˜˜
DarkShell : What could you do to me LMAO.
Lely : Ummm... Death, several injuries, aches, being in pain while moving... ๐Ÿค”
MysteryMan : Guys please stop. Lely, please leave this rude ass be. DarkShell, frick off.
VC : Or else we're throwing your dark shell outta here and it will broke in a million pieces.
Osc-omb : Hey let's chill. It's 12AM. Wanna take a snack ? ๐Ÿ˜‹
Toadboi : The only snack is me ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
Hampter : Sorry but you're not even cute or anything. ๐Ÿ˜˜
Toadboi : Shut up, I'm so hot. ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿฅต
Max : Didn't knew he is forced to tell the opposite of what he is...
Toadboi : Roast me harder, daddy ๐Ÿ˜
Lely : Stop it...
MysteryMan : They left ๐Ÿฃ and some fried meat.
Lely : Lemme eat all the sushis or you'll become one ๐Ÿคฌ
Max : Sure Lely.
Fways : Sushi shouldn't be edible lol
Lely : How is he here ? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
Everyone : Who ? ๐Ÿง
Lely : Guess I'm becoming crazier and crazier... ๐Ÿ˜
MysteryMan : You eat whatever you want. They also put some veggie things, in case any of us would want to eat this.
VC : Anyways, do I look pretty ? ๐Ÿค”
Max : Sort of.
Redshell : Yeah.
Gamerlion : Yes you really do. ๐Ÿคฉ
VC : Awww, thanks. ๐Ÿฅฐ
DarkShell : No, you look ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ
Max : Stop it DarkShell ! That's not nice ! ๐Ÿ˜ค
DarkShell : Come on I'm not a crybaby, I'm afraid of nothing. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
Hampter : Uh, why is there a spider on your shoulder ? ๐Ÿ˜–
DarkShell : Haaa ! ๐Ÿ˜ฐ
Lely : AAAAAAAAEEEEEEE ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
Max : It's enormous and it's... Horrendous. ๐Ÿ˜จ
Osc-omb : Come on guys. Take a quick snack and let's go to the beach. Our host is certainly waiting us right there.
MysteryMan : Sure Baby Bomb. ๐Ÿ™‚
Osc-omb : I'm not a baby ! ๐Ÿ˜‘
Arrived to the beach...
Host : You like the place ?
Lely : Yeah, it feels like Gelato Beach.
Max : Anyways, what's the challenge ?
Host : That's simple. You see those wooden bars over the sea ?
Everybody : Yep. ๐Ÿค”
Host : You'll have to stand there for the longest possible time. The last who falls is winning.
Max : And what do we win ?
Host : You'll see later. Now... See you later !
Everybody appeared on the bars. The challenge is starting.
After 2 hours...
MysteryMan : Aish, my arms are so tired. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
Max : Let's say I have another problem.
Lely : What's the problem Max ? ๐Ÿ™
Max : Look, I have to go to the bathroom really bad. It's painful to stay here, while hearing the waves moving. ๐Ÿ˜–
Lely : Guess you'll have to hold it... ๐Ÿ˜•
Max : It's really hard though, it's pressuring on my abs, while I'm stucked on this freaking bar... ๐Ÿ˜‘
Lely : Look, I also have to go to the bathroom... But we can't leave like this. And I'm not gonna lose this for a freaking stupid need.
Hours later...
Max : Lely, I feel like I'm dying by inside...๐Ÿ˜ฃ
Lely : Me too but we're the two last. We just have to wait DarkShell to fall--
*DarkShell falling*
Max : Yay ! ๐Ÿ˜“
Host : Congrats to Max and Lely because they have won... Ah yeah, I forgot to mention : there is 2 winners per round. Now you're free, take a break !
*Max and Lely arguing on their way back home while walking fast*
Max : I was focused on this freaking stupid need during all the round so I think we did incredible, without realizing it.
Lely : But getting stucked on a bar was a bad experience. And let's say we weren't in the best settings to do this. Anyways Max, you okay with us pairing ? Because I have to admit, I like you...
Max : No, I was about to suggest it to you. ^^
Lely : Nice ! Thanks. ๐Ÿ˜
Max : Anything for you to be happy. Wanna do something this evening ?
Lely : Nothing special, just spending time together. I don't feel in ease with the others, I don't know why. Oh look, there's a cute crab over here !
After a sunset stroll on the beach, and various activities, everybody got back to the camp.
During the dinner...

DarkShell : I and Toadboi decided to pair !
Lely : I'm gonna avoid this team as much as possible.
Max : I paired with Lely, he's very nice ! ๐Ÿ˜
*Lely's blushing*
Redshell : I don't paired with anyone so far...
Hampter : I paired with Osc-omb, he's genius like me.
VC : And I paired with MysteryMan.

This evening, let's say they were having fun. It would be less fun tomorrow, but after all, let them have fun. It was a nice evening for everbuddy and the pairs slept together (so Redshell paired with Gamerlion). They're all sleeping and that's why I'm whispering. See you tomorrow... For the next chapter !

Yeah I did it.
That's done. I'm not respecting personnalities you gave, sorry.
Give a feedback please !

why is this so gay? besides like i said i dont care you hurt my feewings so idc also i dont care bout dat i just like saying stupid stuff
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how about balling
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i want to join

What is your favorite color?

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Have you met Howard

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Tomodachi Life: MKPC Edition

Messages 568 - Mario Mario
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My Mii:
https://i.imgflip.com/2/7bz75v.jpg

What does the Koopa reaction mean?

Well you see, your mii is very, uuuuuuuhhhhhโ€ฆ








special. Yeah.
Its certainly something though.
xd2
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xrunner48 wrote:
xrunner48 wrote:
MKPC Island News #2

marriage

xrunner48 (MUM IM ON THE NEWS) and Nikki (my 3ds theme) got married and had a child named frankie. Yesterday Invoku and Max-Bros got married too.

to pipe?!!?!?

miis from my wii have been added, including Gordon Freeman and pipe from the wii sports baseball world
cup.


Image of the day:
https://i.ibb.co/4MgpQ0m/20230207-153457.jpg
that was useful information?

Poll of the day:

If Max and Invu have a baby, what should we name it?
Would it be a foxgirlgirl or a foxgirlboy thing?


Also Peach broke up with Toad and matt is dating rosalina.

Damn ๐Ÿ’€ guess being nice to a gf wonโ€™t work so now Iโ€™m depressed ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ (time to try Mountain Dew)

Now Peach is dating Dietsoda ๐Ÿ˜ซ

As a wise xrunner48 once said,
โ€œI see. Now I have weapons :$โ€œ

Also my reaction to the bot raid:
xd3
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xrunner48 wrote:
MKPC Island News #2

marriage

xrunner48 (MUM IM ON THE NEWS) and Nikki (my 3ds theme) got married and had a child named frankie. Yesterday Invoku and Max-Bros got married too.

to pipe?!!?!?

miis from my wii have been added, including Gordon Freeman and pipe from the wii sports baseball world
cup.


Image of the day:
https://i.ibb.co/4MgpQ0m/20230207-153457.jpg
that was useful information?

Poll of the day:

If Max and Invu have a baby, what should we name it?
Would it be a foxgirlgirl or a foxgirlboy thing?


Also Peach broke up with Toad and matt is dating rosalina.

Damn ๐Ÿ’€ guess being nice to a gf wonโ€™t work so now Iโ€™m depressed ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ (time to try Mountain Dew)
xd1
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Mii: look up "Toad Miitopia", then click images, then click the third result titled "Super Luigi Miitopia (should have Toad in thumbnail with ugly rat)
Full Name: Toad Boiiiii (nick: Toad)
Gender: Male (duh)
Birthday/Age: November 6, 2004 (age 18, meaning that he is of age to only date and s*x adults.)
Personality: Use MKPC Heroes/Grand Tournament/MKPC Fantasy personality, but Toad is fine with living with others. (Edit: forgor that TL had special personalities, so im fine with any of the
Outgoing personalities.)
Favorite Color: Lime Green (jk its red you idiut)
Relationships: on but i would like to be able to reject certain confessions/turn it off when i feel like it
Preferred Outfit: Leather, Blazer, and Hoodie (Red)

Catchphrases
Default: wsg bro
Happy: Iโ€™m a Rizzler
Sad: L Streak
Mad: I have ur home adress
Worried: Iโ€™m f*ckedโ€ฆ

Voice
Pitch (#/10): high pitched
Speed (#/10): 6
Quality (#/10): 8
Tone (#/10): 5
Accent (#/10): 9
Intonation (#/4): 2
Just make him sound like a squeaky-a** Toad that is a tad bit Australian

Poll One: The island should be named MKPC Isle.

Your/The Island's IP: 46.166.142.2.17 (this one should not be taken seriously.)
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Track Builder Contest: 2023

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@VaporWave

TKPC: Woody Woods - https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=87975

This is technically a forest, which is technically a jungle, right?

was gonna use Riverside Park for the free 29/30 ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
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I wanna join pls
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(Series) ยฉThe Twilightverse

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Meh. If the love is present then Iโ€™ll join but if you remove the passion from this then I will remove myself from this.

Meme of the Day

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ItzD4rk wrote:
Lely wrote:
@KirbyBoy that's nice but is the BCP revolving around your thoughts ? Should I cry like you just did, and yell out loud "Boooooo ! I don't want Kalimari Desert in the pass" just because at first I hated it ? Clearly, the original was as barren and uninspired as the remake. I didn't like it. The gimmick they added made it so much better.
Or should I even say "Booo ! I didn't want Waluigi Painball !" No. That's a fan favorite. Everyone wants it. Nintendo decided to put it, well okay. It's fine. Really. Stop acting like if your thoughts should match everything you get. It's so immature to act like if it was a drama everytime you get a race you don't like. This remake looks good and fun, refreshed and pretty new, and you don't care just because that's not what you wanted. What the hell is that ?

I agree! KirbyBoy, we have our opinions and preferences but it doesn't mean you have to shout Booo!!! You could've said it nicely instead of screaming Boooooo!!! Before, GCN Waluigi Stadium looked horrible and the gameplay was boring. Nintendo just revamped it. We all have our preferences and opinions and we have to respect them, instead of saying Boo! It's a bit immature and rude

Maybe he wanted to say it to scare you
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Warnig: very scary ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ’€
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Boo! ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿ‘ป
xd3
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Lucklord wrote:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1060625334531280948/1076287319956521100/AACCF4B3-DCFF-4C32-AA84-8F0EDAC2E6EA.jpg

The image is referencing your skill level at golf
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Touch grass + skill issue :$:$
xd8
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TheOuchy1 wrote:
Noob68 wrote:

https://i.postimg.cc/WzSdTjh1/65-ADDAA7-D7-B9-410-B-B29-A-A893-D6-FB62-BB.jpg

"I bet I will."

"Hello!"

"Uhh... I dunno wut to do"

Skill issue :$
xd3

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