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Most Disturbing Things in Official Mario Media
On 2023-08-31 at 14:45:22
I've updated the list to include the number 10-1 spots. Some of the later entries may surprise you.
Thank goodness you said that the '???' was a vibrator. I genuinely thought that it was an adult toy or Peach's lingerie 💀
Also, I'm very surprised you didn't mention elh.spz from the original Luigi's Mansion. It's quite disturbing for a Mario game tbh.
EDIT: 'Hell Valley' is a reference to an actual mountainous forest location in Japan. As far as the 'Sky Trees' part goes, there are youkai in Japanese folklore that hang around trees, including the Kodama (benevolent tree spirit), Jubokko (vampire tree) and Ninmenju (laughing heads tree). However, one that really stood out to me was the Kinoko, the shadow leaf child. The pieces all fit, they are shadowy entities, they live on a mountainside and appear rather childlike. In my opinion, the 'Hell Valley Sky Trees' are likely Kinoko.
EDIT DOS: Here's a quote that proves what I'm saying about the Kinoko: 'They appear as children from two to four years of age and wear clothes that are made of leaves or are blue. It's said that when a human sees one, they look like a shadow, making it hard to tell if one is actually there or not.' It's a fact that when Mario looks at them, they appear shadow-like, and then they are basically obstructed from view due to the level's skybox.
On 2023-08-31 at 08:37:00
14. Barefoot Yoshi
Yeah, this is one of the reasons I didn't make it a Google scavenger hunt. If you look up "barefoot Yoshi" nowadays, odds are you'll be met with some fetishy stuff, but what if I told you there's an activity book from 199-something that actually reveal's Yoshi's adorable paw?

Now, with his design changing throughout the years, I highly doubt this is accurate, but it's nice to see Nintendo having the balls to do that.
13. Various characters getting drunk
In a few games from the 90's, there are quite a few examples of characters getting completely wasted. The most appropriate example for this site is Bowser chugging down a bottle of champagne if he wins in Super Mario Kart. In one of the Wario Land games, there are also penguin enemies that'll throw beer mugs at Wario, turning him into, this is the official name, "Drunk Wario." Unsurprisingly, these were both Japan-only.
12. A Shy Guy without its mask
Now I'm kinda cheating with this one, but it's still fascinating. Shy Guys' main thing is that they always wear masks because they're shy guys. But there are a couple of times where the masks came off, and they didn't even have to lose a singing contest. The first one is from Mario Power Tennis. If Shy Guy wins, during the cutscene where he's collecting his trophy, he'll trip and lose his mask. When he gets up, his back is turned to the viewer, but Luigi is mortified at what he sees.

Okay, that image doesn't show fear, but it's the best I could find.
There's also a blink-and-you'll-miss-it scene in the Mario Movie. While the camera is speedrunning through the rave scene, you'll see a Shy Guy take off its mask to a few other soldiers, who react in the same terror Luigi did back in Mario Power Tennis. Like that game, his back is turned to us. I kinda like how we never see what's behind the mask. It helps to maintain that sense of mystery that's always been a huge part of the character.
11. Donkey Kong holding a shotgun
In Donkey Kong 64, one of the weapons DK can use is his Coconut Gun, which is made to look like some barrels slapped together. But during development, it originally looked like a realistic gun. Once Miyamoto saw it, he immediately drew up the design we know now.
Well, that's all I have time for today. It gets a whole lot darker from here. What does the top 10 have in store? Find out when I edit this page sometime tomorrow.
To be critically honest, drunken video game characters in Japanese media aren't necessarily uncommon. In the Touhou Project, every character gets drunk at least once, and the main antagonist of the Touhou fighting game Suimusou: Gathering Reverie - Immaterial and Missing Power, Suika, is shown to have abilities that involve turning any normal beverage into sake (rice wine) and is always shown insanely hung over (most Touhou games are PEGI rated 7-16 [do NOT make me talk about the manga])
Mario Kart: Past and Future
On 2023-12-27 at 03:19:55
@Master8 I don't know if this has been answered before but is it possible to make past/future versions of original tracks? I'm working on two tracks at the moment (Dramatic Casino and Suika's Lair) and I think they'd have a cool past/future version, which is why I'm asking.
On 2023-12-21 at 18:12:53
yet another drama on the forums -_-
Average MKPC amirite? 😔


Unpopular Nintendo Opinions
On 2023-08-30 at 17:07:51
Super Mario Sunshine is absolutely terrible and by far the worst Mario game, even counting spinoffs. Fight me
I agree, but this is the best moment in Sunshine:


On 2023-08-30 at 14:37:09
1) Super Mario Galaxy is exponentially better than Odyssey
2) Nowadays if I went into a store I would choose a Sonic game over a Mario one, Mario has gotten stale
3) Waluigi is overrated as fuck
4) Super Paper Mario is the best 2D Mario
5) I know that Bowser's pretty much a mainstay villain, but I'm sick of seeing him around so often after seeing the missed potential of other returning villains
6) Melee and Brawl are better than Ultimate
7) Nintendo should stop taking down fangames and stealing their ideas, it's so hypocritical
8 ) Woolly World is underrated
9) Miis haven't been ruined, they just got shit designs in NS Sports
10) Miitopia is underrated
11) Miis don't get used as much as they should
12) Pokémon is overrated
2) Nowadays if I went into a store I would choose a Sonic game over a Mario one, Mario has gotten stale
3) Waluigi is overrated as fuck
4) Super Paper Mario is the best 2D Mario
5) I know that Bowser's pretty much a mainstay villain, but I'm sick of seeing him around so often after seeing the missed potential of other returning villains
6) Melee and Brawl are better than Ultimate
7) Nintendo should stop taking down fangames and stealing their ideas, it's so hypocritical
8 ) Woolly World is underrated
9) Miis haven't been ruined, they just got shit designs in NS Sports
10) Miitopia is underrated
11) Miis don't get used as much as they should
12) Pokémon is overrated
Sorry, I'm calling CAP on number 2. The only Sonic games worth buying in the last decade was Frontiers & Mania.
Well then only two Mario games I play on a frequent basis are Super Mario Maker 2 and Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, plus I apologize for such a hot take but I just don't like mainline Mario any more. Modern mainline Sonic is flawed too, but it's certainly better than what mainline Mario's becoming in recent years. I don't know, maybe Wonder will change my mind but I guess I'll just have to wait and see whether I like Wonder or Superstars better.
On 2023-08-30 at 12:44:32
1) Super Mario Galaxy is exponentially better than Odyssey
2) Nowadays if I went into a store I would choose a Sonic game over a Mario one, Mario has gotten stale
3) Waluigi is overrated as fuck
4) Super Paper Mario is the best 2D Mario
5) I know that Bowser's pretty much a mainstay villain, but I'm sick of seeing him around so often after seeing the missed potential of other returning villains
6) Melee and Brawl are better than Ultimate
7) Nintendo should stop taking down fangames and stealing their ideas, it's so hypocritical
8 ) Woolly World is underrated
9) Miis haven't been ruined, they just got shit designs in NS Sports
10) Miitopia is underrated
11) Miis don't get used as much as they should
12) Pokémon is overrated
2) Nowadays if I went into a store I would choose a Sonic game over a Mario one, Mario has gotten stale
3) Waluigi is overrated as fuck
4) Super Paper Mario is the best 2D Mario
5) I know that Bowser's pretty much a mainstay villain, but I'm sick of seeing him around so often after seeing the missed potential of other returning villains
6) Melee and Brawl are better than Ultimate
7) Nintendo should stop taking down fangames and stealing their ideas, it's so hypocritical
8 ) Woolly World is underrated
9) Miis haven't been ruined, they just got shit designs in NS Sports
10) Miitopia is underrated
11) Miis don't get used as much as they should
12) Pokémon is overrated




fanfic ig
On 2024-01-20 at 08:24:41
im admitting it. i fucked lely!!!
you now have 2 minutes left to live before being exterminated from existence
OH FU-
Omae wa wou shindeiru

On 2024-01-19 at 10:48:32
lely: STOP IT YOU FLESH BEING
lance: GIMME THOSE PIGGIES GIMME THEM LELY COME HERE GIMME THEM
lely

cringeh:*gets music soundboard and plays seek chase from doors*
freddy fazbear:*twrerks*
lely: FREDDY FAZB-*explodes*
lance: I GOT IT
cringeh: got what?
lance: lelys kids
cringeh: WHAT THE FUC-
the end

hol up since when did Lely have kids??
Uhh... we did some stuff
I'M INNOCENT I SWEAR
WHAT DID YOU SAY?! (yandere mode activates) Hey can I help you kill Lance? :3
On 2024-01-14 at 09:10:01
I WANT JOIN TOO!1!1!1
Name: Kraven Moorhead
Color: #069420
Species: Cock (Chicken)
Talents: Oral
EDIT: I'm a cousin to Tony and Mike Hawk Echiss and I have a strong Scottish accent since every Irish gal knows how totally 100% definitively attractive Scottish guys are
Name: Kraven Moorhead
Color: #069420
Species: Cock (Chicken)
Talents: Oral
EDIT: I'm a cousin to Tony and Mike Hawk Echiss and I have a strong Scottish accent since every Irish gal knows how totally 100% definitively attractive Scottish guys are
Have you even tried reading a Scottish accent? It is harder than it sounds and it doesn't even sound like a thing that would happen but I have experienced it.
Uhhh this is a joke character lol
On 2024-01-14 at 08:47:58
I WANT JOIN TOO!1!1!1
Name: Kraven Moorhead
Color: #069420
Species: Cock (Chicken)
Talents: Oral
EDIT: I'm a cousin to Tony and Mike Hawk Echiss and I have a strong Scottish accent since every Irish gal knows how totally 100% definitively attractive Scottish guys are
Name: Kraven Moorhead
Color: #069420
Species: Cock (Chicken)
Talents: Oral
EDIT: I'm a cousin to Tony and Mike Hawk Echiss and I have a strong Scottish accent since every Irish gal knows how totally 100% definitively attractive Scottish guys are

On 2024-01-12 at 16:37:00
Wtf are these lines 💀💀💀💀💀 won't even ask to be removed, I wanna see how bad this can get.
True opinion below
True opinion below
any drinks?
Well funnily enough, I'm selling Club Orange that's totally definitely 100% not laced with sake yup honestly

On 2024-01-12 at 07:58:49
I love how this fanfic is immature, clearly a bad attempt at satire, and gets the entire concept of sass/badassery wrong all at the same time
Which Sonic CD OST is better? (respect others opinions)
On 2023-01-20 at 17:17:14
I like both equally.
The US OST has a darker feel and creates a phenomenal leitmotif of Little Planet.
The JP/EU OST on the other hand feels more like an April Fools' prank, and that's so cool in my opinion.
The US OST has a darker feel and creates a phenomenal leitmotif of Little Planet.
The JP/EU OST on the other hand feels more like an April Fools' prank, and that's so cool in my opinion.

happy birthday kapertion!
On 2023-12-30 at 05:05:50
Bit late to the party sorry lol, anyway happy late birthday Kapten, hope your day was great yesterday!
Track Builder Contest: Valetines Day
On 2024-01-20 at 07:47:55
exept idk how to use complete mode so RIP
Okay so by your logic it's fine to shame someone for not being able to use complete mode when you yourself can't use it, have fun being a hypocrite I guess
mkpc chill room do whatever you want
On 2024-01-17 at 03:39:18
So basically Space for Anything 3?🤔
thats the bloody name
OMG he said bloody he briish send the nukes hit the griddy tell him football is soccer wthhhhhh
@TheNudgyHampter @osc-omb @Fiery @xrunner48 @Dietsoda @Pixel @Princess_Tsurara (kinda) @ChocoM1lk
Nah to me it's soccer lol



What are some fears you had or still have
On 2024-01-16 at 19:42:58
I have anuptaphobia (the fear of being single) which started when I started feeling depressed and overly clingy, it's really difficult to deal with since it means I basically have trouble breaking off relationships (so I'm prone to staying in toxic/catfishing relationships), and I also tend to look for love almost instantly after if I do break off a relationship. It's basically covert Stockholm syndrome I guess 

On 2024-01-09 at 03:30:11


On 2024-01-08 at 20:20:18
For a very brief time, I remember having taphophobia, which is the irrational fear of being buried alive. I don't even know how such a dark and (at least for this time) unrealistic phobia started 💀