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who is matpat?
On 2024-02-06 at 04:00:49
matthew never did total drama theories as far as I know
Fixing MKDS Retro Selection
On 2024-02-01 at 19:15:04
tbh the MKDS retros are pretty fine to me, but i'd say a few things can be changed

tracks i would remove from the retros are SNES Choco Island 2 and SNES Koopa Beach 2. the ones i doubt are N64 Moo Moo Farm, GBA Peach Circuit, GBA Bowser Castle 2, and GCN Baby Park

now that any track (SNES-GCN) can get a chance be in the selection, i'll set up some candidates.

SNES Bowser Castle 2 and SNES Vanilla Lake 1 were probably hated tracks before 2004 (release of the Nintendo DS) so i felt like bringing them might be upsetting, meaning that SNES Koopa Beach 1 and SNES Ghost Valley 2 were the only ones left.
i just figured that having CPUs stop in N64 Kalimari Desert can be a task, so i decided it shouldn't be in it. there's already 2 car tracks in the game and thought that can be enough, so N64 Toad's Turnpike isnt coming back. although i never had a N64, N64 Mario Raceway felt better than N64 Moo Moo Farm.
Looking back at MKDS' GBA Bowser Castle 2 remake, i thought that i should keep it. GBA Riverside Park felt like something i should bring.
GCN Mario Circuit is in my selection because an unused model of the track was found in the files. (forgot to remove GCN Baby Park)

imo MKDS' retro track ordering would be kept.


tracks i would remove from the retros are SNES Choco Island 2 and SNES Koopa Beach 2. the ones i doubt are N64 Moo Moo Farm, GBA Peach Circuit, GBA Bowser Castle 2, and GCN Baby Park

now that any track (SNES-GCN) can get a chance be in the selection, i'll set up some candidates.

SNES Bowser Castle 2 and SNES Vanilla Lake 1 were probably hated tracks before 2004 (release of the Nintendo DS) so i felt like bringing them might be upsetting, meaning that SNES Koopa Beach 1 and SNES Ghost Valley 2 were the only ones left.
i just figured that having CPUs stop in N64 Kalimari Desert can be a task, so i decided it shouldn't be in it. there's already 2 car tracks in the game and thought that can be enough, so N64 Toad's Turnpike isnt coming back. although i never had a N64, N64 Mario Raceway felt better than N64 Moo Moo Farm.
Looking back at MKDS' GBA Bowser Castle 2 remake, i thought that i should keep it. GBA Riverside Park felt like something i should bring.
GCN Mario Circuit is in my selection because an unused model of the track was found in the files. (forgot to remove GCN Baby Park)

imo MKDS' retro track ordering would be kept.


EPIC POLL
On 2024-02-07 at 03:06:49
looks like I found another “fiction is real” person
things i would like to see in mkpc!
On 2024-02-06 at 04:02:24
sprites
Do You Hate Hats?
On 2024-02-06 at 20:57:02
hats are an ok tbh but i dont really wear them
chatting websites like this forum
On 2024-02-05 at 01:55:37
multicup mayhem!
ideas for April fools
On 2024-02-02 at 15:16:12
wargor kart


Quitting...
On 2024-02-03 at 16:36:32
i would rant about the fact that there's so many things wrong about the first message on this topic but i don't want to cause drama so i won't
aw man i just made popcorn



Delete An Mario Kart Track! (NOT USELESS)
On 2024-02-02 at 04:07:14
Do you need another ban to understand to not double-post?
wait did the message count just drop? last time I remember, 3 was max
I make random things into Mario kart tracks
On 2024-01-29 at 15:14:15
A street that actually exist irl.💀
why did my brain suddenly go brookhaven

On 2024-01-09 at 21:25:15
Do a mashup of literally every single Mariokart track to ever exist.
with this song
On 2024-01-09 at 21:13:16
I will do them tomorrow because I am feeling sick and have to go to the doctors today. People can still think of ideas.ALSO I SAID TRACK
he said a minecraft themed track
On 2024-01-09 at 20:36:10
🥐race on a croissant🥐
fanfic ig
On 2024-01-23 at 18:39:06
THIS FANFIC MAKES NO SENCE, LIKE, PUTTING RANDOM SHORT TOPICLY STORIES DOESN'T MAKE THIS A FANFIC.
i put the fanfic together on the 4th message of 5th page
On 2024-01-20 at 15:46:48
well I guess I’ll just copypaste the story so far with colors added
one day lance the yoshi encournters a human whose name is cringeh. cringeh asks if he can ride his back and he says yes so they ride to a spooky race track
cringeh:woah! look here a spooky race track!!
lance:hmm this place gives me the HOOBY JOOPIES
and i love it! lets go in!
so they ventrue through the webbed track until somthing happenned,
cringeh:YEOUHHHH
lance:what is wro- OH CRAP YOURE BLEEDING
cringeh: THERE IS A ARROW IN MY FOOT FDHSDGFHDUSJF
lance simply... ate the arrow?
cringeh:well.. thank you i guess,
lance:we yoshis eat ANYTHING so thats just the begening of our adventrue,and my diet.
they find their way to... a gold castle!
lance-no way i only heard ledgeneds about this. they decide to go in,
lance-WOAH I LOVE GOLD
cringeh-well lets mine,
lance-wait wdym-
cringeh gets insta gold miner picaxes
lance-what the- well lets just MINE
they mined until they met the king of the castle
lely: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU???
lance and cringeh: lely the most sassy person on MKPC?
lely: ok 1st of all fuck you and second of all WHY ARE YOU HERE I JUST SAW MATPAT QUITTING YOUTUBE AND I WAS ABOUT TO COME TO HIS HOUSEDFGH
lance eats matpats house
lely: ok ill finish you with a rap battle
lance and cringeh: YOURE ON BOI
sussy rap battle activate
lely: your dad is so fat like you even had one because he didnt come back from the milk when he sat then i see you? THATS IT YOURE DONE
thats because youre no fun
cringeh:bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald
lely: ok time to end you cause u dont use tissues
lely does that one sus (ughum) thing
lely:AMONG U-
cringeh faints,Iance sings devil went down to georigia
ofs
lance eats lelys crown
cringeh: AMONG U-
lely faints
cringeh











Lely:
my fucking crown
lance eats Lely but can't slallow him
Lely and Cringeh: OH STOP YOU DINGUS
lance spits him out
CRINGEH:thats cringe
Lely:your name is cringe... literally
Cringeh: you just like me cause I have bit-
Lely teleports the fuck out of there. meanwhile 2 people rage in street fighter
dick and tony just spam ryu and ken moves (tottaly not only know these cause of smash)
tony but then they realized, its actually a mole grinder with a street fighter game fsr so they badwards longed jumped and noclipped to a cave
dick:wow so coo- OH YESSIR A RUBY
tony: did i ask lmao
a Kirby named kirby64 sees a person named Mike hawk who sucked his dick without his permission
Kirby64: STOP SUCCING MY DICK
Mike hawk: WilLl AnyOnE GivE mE tHe SucC?
Kirby: you act like smg3... ngl
Mike hawk plays Mario kart PC and making a character sucking dick. kirby64 hacks the computer to suck HIS dick
mike hawk: NOOOOOOOOOOO
we have a mat named sp amt meeting Tony hawk and mike hawk
meets CROIISANT
CROIISIONT:i know my name is...well... C R O I I S O N T but I'm not one to eat!
smp:im weirder... NOW TIME TO SCAM
spm scams and steals his dic- (jk) welp actually instead he steals his ass. CROIISONT throws CROSIIONTS. smp saays random s c o t t i s h s t u f f. they get too a fight and they both loose some sanity
lance chases lely....
lely: STOP IT YOU FLESH BEING
lance: GIMME THOSE PIGGIES GIMME THEM LELY COME HERE GIMME THEM
lely: stop it get some help
cringeh gets music soundboard and plays seek chase from doors. freddy fazbear twrerks
lely: FREDDY FAZB-
lely explodes
lance: I GOT IT
cringeh: got what?
lance: lelys kids
cringeh: WHAT THE FUC-
ඞ dies...
one day lance the yoshi encournters a human whose name is cringeh. cringeh asks if he can ride his back and he says yes so they ride to a spooky race track
cringeh:woah! look here a spooky race track!!
lance:hmm this place gives me the HOOBY JOOPIES
and i love it! lets go in!
so they ventrue through the webbed track until somthing happenned,
cringeh:YEOUHHHH
lance:what is wro- OH CRAP YOURE BLEEDING
cringeh: THERE IS A ARROW IN MY FOOT FDHSDGFHDUSJF
lance simply... ate the arrow?
cringeh:well.. thank you i guess,
lance:we yoshis eat ANYTHING so thats just the begening of our adventrue,and my diet.
they find their way to... a gold castle!
lance-no way i only heard ledgeneds about this. they decide to go in,
lance-WOAH I LOVE GOLD
cringeh-well lets mine,
lance-wait wdym-
cringeh gets insta gold miner picaxes
lance-what the- well lets just MINE
they mined until they met the king of the castle
lely: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU???
lance and cringeh: lely the most sassy person on MKPC?
lely: ok 1st of all fuck you and second of all WHY ARE YOU HERE I JUST SAW MATPAT QUITTING YOUTUBE AND I WAS ABOUT TO COME TO HIS HOUSEDFGH
lance eats matpats house
lely: ok ill finish you with a rap battle
lance and cringeh: YOURE ON BOI
sussy rap battle activate
lely: your dad is so fat like you even had one because he didnt come back from the milk when he sat then i see you? THATS IT YOURE DONE
thats because youre no fun

cringeh:bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald
lely: ok time to end you cause u dont use tissues
lely does that one sus (ughum) thing
lely:AMONG U-
cringeh faints,Iance sings devil went down to georigia

lance eats lelys crown
cringeh: AMONG U-
lely faints
cringeh












Lely:

lance eats Lely but can't slallow him
Lely and Cringeh: OH STOP YOU DINGUS
lance spits him out
CRINGEH:thats cringe
Lely:your name is cringe... literally
Cringeh: you just like me cause I have bit-
Lely teleports the fuck out of there. meanwhile 2 people rage in street fighter
dick and tony just spam ryu and ken moves (tottaly not only know these cause of smash)
tony but then they realized, its actually a mole grinder with a street fighter game fsr so they badwards longed jumped and noclipped to a cave
dick:wow so coo- OH YESSIR A RUBY
tony: did i ask lmao
a Kirby named kirby64 sees a person named Mike hawk who sucked his dick without his permission
Kirby64: STOP SUCCING MY DICK
Mike hawk: WilLl AnyOnE GivE mE tHe SucC?
Kirby: you act like smg3... ngl
Mike hawk plays Mario kart PC and making a character sucking dick. kirby64 hacks the computer to suck HIS dick
mike hawk: NOOOOOOOOOOO
we have a mat named sp amt meeting Tony hawk and mike hawk
meets CROIISANT
CROIISIONT:i know my name is...well... C R O I I S O N T but I'm not one to eat!
smp:im weirder... NOW TIME TO SCAM
spm scams and steals his dic- (jk) welp actually instead he steals his ass. CROIISONT throws CROSIIONTS. smp saays random s c o t t i s h s t u f f. they get too a fight and they both loose some sanity
lance chases lely....
lely: STOP IT YOU FLESH BEING
lance: GIMME THOSE PIGGIES GIMME THEM LELY COME HERE GIMME THEM
lely: stop it get some help
cringeh gets music soundboard and plays seek chase from doors. freddy fazbear twrerks
lely: FREDDY FAZB-
lely explodes
lance: I GOT IT
cringeh: got what?
lance: lelys kids
cringeh: WHAT THE FUC-
ඞ dies...
audioplayback(fake pugatory).mp4
Mike haawk: what where am i?
???:your in FA-... uh i mean PUGATORY YOU DIED WHEN HE SUCKED UR DICK
Mike hawk:then why aint i in heaven
???:cause you sucked dick
Mike hhawk: then why aint i in hell?
???: ok no more questions get in your poop place
Mike hawk says every swear word in existance
Mike haawk: what where am i?
???:your in FA-... uh i mean PUGATORY YOU DIED WHEN HE SUCKED UR DICK
Mike hawk:then why aint i in heaven
???:cause you sucked dick
Mike hhawk: then why aint i in hell?
???: ok no more questions get in your poop place
Mike hawk says every swear word in existance
On 2024-01-14 at 02:33:48
color:red
species:yoshi
name:lance
talents:doing cartwheels
there ig
Can are join?1!?11!?1!1?1!1! Colour: #696969
Species: Mole (Echiss family eldest child)
Name: Mike Hawk Echiss
Talents: Sucking dick
Please let is me ins!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1
youand kirby64 will be there tomorrow
when is croissant?
On 2024-01-13 at 21:11:33
where is the next episode
On 2024-01-12 at 21:25:12
croissant
honey
croissant
meath
honey
croissant
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