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PRESENTING MY FINEST WORK YET
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6084 pts ★ Racer
5000 pts ★ NoviceOn 2025-07-05 at 02:46:12
It’s only going to feature YoshiLOVER
2On 2025-07-05 at 01:02:29
A COUPLE OF YEARS BEFORE THE EVENTS OF CAMP MKPC:
June 7th, 2017.
YoshiLOVER: *finds an old tape from decades ago while cleaning out his attic* Oh, no, I was trying not to come across this tape for decades. *sees VCR* IM NOT PUTTING THE TAPE IN.
VCR IN HEAD: FEED ME THE TAPE
YoshiLOVER: NO, ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD.
soon.
June 7th, 2017.
YoshiLOVER: *finds an old tape from decades ago while cleaning out his attic* Oh, no, I was trying not to come across this tape for decades. *sees VCR* IM NOT PUTTING THE TAPE IN.
VCR IN HEAD: FEED ME THE TAPE
YoshiLOVER: NO, ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD.
soon.
1
3On 2025-07-04 at 23:59:43
YoshiLOVER: YOU WILL SEE
*lights go out*
*lights go out*
THE ARCHIVE(EPISODE 1)
On 2025-08-19 at 13:41:41
Well Camp MKPC episode 2 is out, now I gotta make the archive episode 2
On 2025-07-06 at 00:01:25
THE ARCHIVE
EPISODE 1: FOND MEMORIES
A COUPLE OF YEARS BEFORE THE EVENTS OF CAMP MKPC:
June 7th, 2017.
YoshiLOVER: My home is a mess, the sink is dirty, my switch has dust all over it, and if I keep putting stuff in my attic, it’s going to collapse. I’m going to clean it.
HOURS LATER:
YoshiLOVER: *finds an old tape from decades ago while cleaning out his attic* Oh, no, I was trying not to come across this tape for decades. *sees VCR* IM NOT PUTTING THE TAPE IN.
VCR IN HEAD: FEED ME THE TAPE
YoshiLOVER: NO, ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD.
*thoughts pulls him forcibly to the VCR*
YoshiLOVER: NO, NO NOOOOOOOO
*tape goes into vcr*
*static*
YoshiLOVER: *sheds tear*
TAPE 1:
3/4/1998
Past Self: I finally learned how to put a N64 ROM on a cartridge, I’m going to test it on real hardware for the first time!
*puts cartridge in and turns on TV and N64*
GAME:
CAMP MKPC [PLAY] [TUTORIAL]
Past Self: *presses play*
Dang these graphics look great!
*N64 starts to overheat*
Wait why is there smoke coming out of my N64-
*N64 explodes*
*cut off*
Past Self: *outside of his house as fire trucks and police cars keep arriving at the scene as the n64 explosion caused a house fire* MY NINTENDO 64 EXPLODED AND NOW ITS COSTING ME MY HOME AND I DONT KOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!
*tape ends*
YoshiLOVER: *starts crying*
THE ARCHIVE
CAMP MKPC EPISODE 2 SOON
This is actually quite awesome! I kinda wish more people are in it, though.EPISODE 1: FOND MEMORIES
A COUPLE OF YEARS BEFORE THE EVENTS OF CAMP MKPC:
June 7th, 2017.
YoshiLOVER: My home is a mess, the sink is dirty, my switch has dust all over it, and if I keep putting stuff in my attic, it’s going to collapse. I’m going to clean it.
HOURS LATER:
YoshiLOVER: *finds an old tape from decades ago while cleaning out his attic* Oh, no, I was trying not to come across this tape for decades. *sees VCR* IM NOT PUTTING THE TAPE IN.
VCR IN HEAD: FEED ME THE TAPE
YoshiLOVER: NO, ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD.
*thoughts pulls him forcibly to the VCR*
YoshiLOVER: NO, NO NOOOOOOOO
*tape goes into vcr*
*static*
YoshiLOVER: *sheds tear*
TAPE 1:
3/4/1998
Past Self: I finally learned how to put a N64 ROM on a cartridge, I’m going to test it on real hardware for the first time!
*puts cartridge in and turns on TV and N64*
GAME:
CAMP MKPC [PLAY] [TUTORIAL]
Past Self: *presses play*
Dang these graphics look great!
*N64 starts to overheat*
Wait why is there smoke coming out of my N64-
*N64 explodes*
*cut off*
Past Self: *outside of his house as fire trucks and police cars keep arriving at the scene as the n64 explosion caused a house fire* MY NINTENDO 64 EXPLODED AND NOW ITS COSTING ME MY HOME AND I DONT KOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!
*tape ends*
YoshiLOVER: *starts crying*
THE ARCHIVE
CAMP MKPC EPISODE 2 SOON
As I said earlier it’s entirely focused on YoshiLOVER
1
2On 2025-07-05 at 19:26:09
THE ARCHIVE
EPISODE 1: FOND MEMORIES
A COUPLE OF YEARS BEFORE THE EVENTS OF CAMP MKPC:
June 7th, 2017.
YoshiLOVER: My home is a mess, the sink is dirty, my switch has dust all over it, and if I keep putting stuff in my attic, it’s going to collapse. I’m going to clean it.
HOURS LATER:
YoshiLOVER: *finds an old tape from decades ago while cleaning out his attic* Oh, no, I was trying not to come across this tape for decades. *sees VCR* IM NOT PUTTING THE TAPE IN.
VCR IN HEAD: FEED ME THE TAPE
YoshiLOVER: NO, ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD.
*thoughts pulls him forcibly to the VCR*
YoshiLOVER: NO, NO NOOOOOOOO
*tape goes into vcr*
*static*
YoshiLOVER: *sheds tear*
TAPE 1:
3/4/1998
Past Self: I finally learned how to put a N64 ROM on a cartridge, I’m going to test it on real hardware for the first time!
*puts cartridge in and turns on TV and N64*
GAME:
CAMP MKPC [PLAY] [TUTORIAL]
Past Self: *presses play*
Dang these graphics look great!
*N64 starts to overheat*
Wait why is there smoke coming out of my N64-
*N64 explodes*
*cut off*
Past Self: *outside of his house as fire trucks and police cars keep arriving at the scene as the n64 explosion caused a house fire* MY NINTENDO 64 EXPLODED AND NOW ITS COSTING ME MY HOME AND I DONT KOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!
*tape ends*
YoshiLOVER: *starts crying*
THE ARCHIVE
CAMP MKPC EPISODE 2 SOON
EPISODE 1: FOND MEMORIES
A COUPLE OF YEARS BEFORE THE EVENTS OF CAMP MKPC:
June 7th, 2017.
YoshiLOVER: My home is a mess, the sink is dirty, my switch has dust all over it, and if I keep putting stuff in my attic, it’s going to collapse. I’m going to clean it.
HOURS LATER:
YoshiLOVER: *finds an old tape from decades ago while cleaning out his attic* Oh, no, I was trying not to come across this tape for decades. *sees VCR* IM NOT PUTTING THE TAPE IN.
VCR IN HEAD: FEED ME THE TAPE
YoshiLOVER: NO, ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD.
*thoughts pulls him forcibly to the VCR*
YoshiLOVER: NO, NO NOOOOOOOO
*tape goes into vcr*
*static*
YoshiLOVER: *sheds tear*
TAPE 1:
3/4/1998
Past Self: I finally learned how to put a N64 ROM on a cartridge, I’m going to test it on real hardware for the first time!
*puts cartridge in and turns on TV and N64*
GAME:
CAMP MKPC [PLAY] [TUTORIAL]
Past Self: *presses play*
Dang these graphics look great!
*N64 starts to overheat*
Wait why is there smoke coming out of my N64-
*N64 explodes*
*cut off*
Past Self: *outside of his house as fire trucks and police cars keep arriving at the scene as the n64 explosion caused a house fire* MY NINTENDO 64 EXPLODED AND NOW ITS COSTING ME MY HOME AND I DONT KOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!
*tape ends*
YoshiLOVER: *starts crying*
THE ARCHIVE
CAMP MKPC EPISODE 2 SOON
On 2025-07-05 at 18:59:44
The Archive is an official spinoff to Camp MKPC releasing in between episodes and it is very short but it will focus on @YoshiLOVER (and a
tape).
TRAILER IN A TOPIC CALLED “PRESENTING MY FINEST WORK YET”
tape).
TRAILER IN A TOPIC CALLED “PRESENTING MY FINEST WORK YET”
call me luis
On 2025-08-08 at 16:17:19
Why do you facepalm every message you see
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1
1SM64 GBA
On 2025-08-19 at 03:46:44
Yeah, You thought this was never going to ever be possible because really, Super Mario 64, a 3D game, running on a console that was said to only be able to run 2D games, Yeah sure developers have proved that wrong in the past but THIS, takes it to a whole new level.
Joshua Barretto, the creator of SM64 Advance(thats what i call it) has created a port of Super Mario 64(mainly using the models from DS with changes to make it fit on a GBA cart) and im going to explain every step this port has gone over, The changes it went through, and more!
Part One: A Really Basic State.
This is where it begins, a tech demo of a triangle character exploring a very basic Castle Grounds that uses the SM64 Model. this version has its own set of problems, When a polygon gets too close to the camera it starts to warp for some reason and the character can be seen infront of the fence when its really behind it. But other than that, the trees and the sky are missing and there is no water and the other levels havent been implemented yet. thats all for part one.
Part Two: Mild Improvements
This one has a bit of improvements, He implemented a mario model and Bob-Omb Battlefield has been added. But other than that the problems from the first video havent been fixed yet. Thats all for part 2.
Part Three: Major Improvements
In this update we got, the Rasterisation is much faster thanks to a new texture mapper that squeezes texture mapping down to just a handful of instructions per pixel.
He has also worked on improving the mesh preprocessor and triangle setup code, further boosting efficiency on complex scenes.
Foyer has been added and Mario has colors and rotation abilities.
There is still problems, Most of it has already been said in part one but this new problem is that at times, Mario's arms arent even visible.
Previously, the game would struggle to hit 6-7 fps even in complex scenes, but now easily hits 12 fps in similar such scenes. Elsewhere, it's common to see framerates as high as 20 or even 30 fps. There's still work to be done, but it's inching closer and closer to running at playable speeds. thats all to say for part 3.
Part Four: Animations & More
Now theres animations but this version is basically the same but with smoother movement.
Part Five: Some Updates.
Meshes from Super Mario 64 DS are now used as a base
They are of much better quality, with fewer mesh cracks
Note the odd texturing. SM64 DS makes heavy use of UV mirroring, which I haven't added support for yet, he has optimised the rasteriser pipeline, using assembly code when the Rust compiler fails to do the right thing, As a result, most scenes now run between 15 fps and 30 fps, well within playable territory
'Swimming' textures are due to affine texture mapping, the GBA is too slow for perspective-correct mapping, The models have been simplified to improve performance, note the lack of stairs.
he hasnt implemented doors or state transitions yet, but these will be coming soon
The GBA is too slow for a z-buffer, so triangles are instead sorted by depth ('painter's algorithm'
Sadly, depth sorting is imperfect and can result in objects being drawn in the wrong order.
Thats all to say for part 5.
Part Six: Much Has Changed.
A Pause menu(With debug features of course) has been added along with Cool, Cool Mountain(probably other levels too) and mario's model was once again replaced. thats all to say for part 6
Part Seven: Major Additions
In this update, Stars have been added, along with the addition of doors, and a sky! Marios model was once again replaced and there is now a POWER meter. thats all for part 7.
Part Eight: Much More Was Added.
Here we finally have audio, In previous versions of the port everything was completely silent, But now we have sound effect like pario's pitterpatters and now we have Soundtrack from the game! Along with this update comes Polygon Subdivision. Subdividing polygons recursively splits the selected polygons into smaller polygons. A single subdivision increases the polygon count by a factor of four; Modo divides each quad polygon into four smaller polygons. Enough with the nerd stuff, we now have Characters such as Yoshi, Luigi, Wario, and larry. thats all i have to say for part 8.
Part Nine: The Real Good Stuff
Here in this update we got Sliding which The Princesses Secret Slide was added for, Next we got swimming, which was showcased in Jolly Roger Bay. and platforms that are never normally apart of the model which was showcased in Bob-Omb Battlefield. thats all i have to say for Part 9.
Part Ten: Jump To Hardware
Here we finally see the implementation of Enemies! With some improvements on Jolly Roger Bay's entrance room and for the first time, WE SEE IT RUNNING ON ACTUAL HARDWARE LIKE WHAT THE HECK! IT EVEN LOOKS BETTER ON A GBA SCREEN.
Extras:
Single Frame Render
So this is what the GBA is forced to do every millisecond of running this game.
Test Level
Skip to 20:48 in the video and you will find this test level with basic trees and a few areas, this test level is in some kind of grassy plains with a couple of hills and platforms. but thats just the entire level.
Conclusion:
This is honestly the best demake of a game i have ever seen and i hope this keeps on updating.
Joshua Barretto, the creator of SM64 Advance(thats what i call it) has created a port of Super Mario 64(mainly using the models from DS with changes to make it fit on a GBA cart) and im going to explain every step this port has gone over, The changes it went through, and more!
Part One: A Really Basic State.
This is where it begins, a tech demo of a triangle character exploring a very basic Castle Grounds that uses the SM64 Model. this version has its own set of problems, When a polygon gets too close to the camera it starts to warp for some reason and the character can be seen infront of the fence when its really behind it. But other than that, the trees and the sky are missing and there is no water and the other levels havent been implemented yet. thats all for part one.
Part Two: Mild Improvements
This one has a bit of improvements, He implemented a mario model and Bob-Omb Battlefield has been added. But other than that the problems from the first video havent been fixed yet. Thats all for part 2.
Part Three: Major Improvements
In this update we got, the Rasterisation is much faster thanks to a new texture mapper that squeezes texture mapping down to just a handful of instructions per pixel.
He has also worked on improving the mesh preprocessor and triangle setup code, further boosting efficiency on complex scenes.
Foyer has been added and Mario has colors and rotation abilities.
There is still problems, Most of it has already been said in part one but this new problem is that at times, Mario's arms arent even visible.
Previously, the game would struggle to hit 6-7 fps even in complex scenes, but now easily hits 12 fps in similar such scenes. Elsewhere, it's common to see framerates as high as 20 or even 30 fps. There's still work to be done, but it's inching closer and closer to running at playable speeds. thats all to say for part 3.
Part Four: Animations & More
Now theres animations but this version is basically the same but with smoother movement.
Part Five: Some Updates.
Meshes from Super Mario 64 DS are now used as a base
They are of much better quality, with fewer mesh cracks
Note the odd texturing. SM64 DS makes heavy use of UV mirroring, which I haven't added support for yet, he has optimised the rasteriser pipeline, using assembly code when the Rust compiler fails to do the right thing, As a result, most scenes now run between 15 fps and 30 fps, well within playable territory
'Swimming' textures are due to affine texture mapping, the GBA is too slow for perspective-correct mapping, The models have been simplified to improve performance, note the lack of stairs.
he hasnt implemented doors or state transitions yet, but these will be coming soon
The GBA is too slow for a z-buffer, so triangles are instead sorted by depth ('painter's algorithm'
Sadly, depth sorting is imperfect and can result in objects being drawn in the wrong order.
Thats all to say for part 5.
Part Six: Much Has Changed.
A Pause menu(With debug features of course) has been added along with Cool, Cool Mountain(probably other levels too) and mario's model was once again replaced. thats all to say for part 6
Part Seven: Major Additions
In this update, Stars have been added, along with the addition of doors, and a sky! Marios model was once again replaced and there is now a POWER meter. thats all for part 7.
Part Eight: Much More Was Added.
Here we finally have audio, In previous versions of the port everything was completely silent, But now we have sound effect like pario's pitterpatters and now we have Soundtrack from the game! Along with this update comes Polygon Subdivision. Subdividing polygons recursively splits the selected polygons into smaller polygons. A single subdivision increases the polygon count by a factor of four; Modo divides each quad polygon into four smaller polygons. Enough with the nerd stuff, we now have Characters such as Yoshi, Luigi, Wario, and larry. thats all i have to say for part 8.
Part Nine: The Real Good Stuff
Here in this update we got Sliding which The Princesses Secret Slide was added for, Next we got swimming, which was showcased in Jolly Roger Bay. and platforms that are never normally apart of the model which was showcased in Bob-Omb Battlefield. thats all i have to say for Part 9.
Part Ten: Jump To Hardware
Here we finally see the implementation of Enemies! With some improvements on Jolly Roger Bay's entrance room and for the first time, WE SEE IT RUNNING ON ACTUAL HARDWARE LIKE WHAT THE HECK! IT EVEN LOOKS BETTER ON A GBA SCREEN.
Extras:
Single Frame Render
So this is what the GBA is forced to do every millisecond of running this game.
Test Level
Skip to 20:48 in the video and you will find this test level with basic trees and a few areas, this test level is in some kind of grassy plains with a couple of hills and platforms. but thats just the entire level.
Conclusion:
This is honestly the best demake of a game i have ever seen and i hope this keeps on updating.
But there's too many level models for scaling to keep up with
have you ever heard of “lowering the polygon count on levels to keep playable fps”?
1On 2025-08-18 at 20:25:19
Yeah, You thought this was never going to ever be possible because really, Super Mario 64, a 3D game, running on a console that was said to only be able to run 2D games, Yeah sure developers have proved that wrong in the past but THIS, takes it to a whole new level.
Joshua Barretto, the creator of SM64 Advance(thats what i call it) has created a port of Super Mario 64(mainly using the models from DS with changes to make it fit on a GBA cart) and im going to explain every step this port has gone over, The changes it went through, and more!
Part One: A Really Basic State.
This is where it begins, a tech demo of a triangle character exploring a very basic Castle Grounds that uses the SM64 Model. this version has its own set of problems, When a polygon gets too close to the camera it starts to warp for some reason and the character can be seen infront of the fence when its really behind it. But other than that, the trees and the sky are missing and there is no water and the other levels havent been implemented yet. thats all for part one.
Part Two: Mild Improvements
This one has a bit of improvements, He implemented a mario model and Bob-Omb Battlefield has been added. But other than that the problems from the first video havent been fixed yet. Thats all for part 2.
Part Three: Major Improvements
In this update we got, the Rasterisation is much faster thanks to a new texture mapper that squeezes texture mapping down to just a handful of instructions per pixel.
He has also worked on improving the mesh preprocessor and triangle setup code, further boosting efficiency on complex scenes.
Foyer has been added and Mario has colors and rotation abilities.
There is still problems, Most of it has already been said in part one but this new problem is that at times, Mario's arms arent even visible.
Previously, the game would struggle to hit 6-7 fps even in complex scenes, but now easily hits 12 fps in similar such scenes. Elsewhere, it's common to see framerates as high as 20 or even 30 fps. There's still work to be done, but it's inching closer and closer to running at playable speeds. thats all to say for part 3.
Part Four: Animations & More
Now theres animations but this version is basically the same but with smoother movement.
Part Five: Some Updates.
Meshes from Super Mario 64 DS are now used as a base
They are of much better quality, with fewer mesh cracks
Note the odd texturing. SM64 DS makes heavy use of UV mirroring, which I haven't added support for yet, he has optimised the rasteriser pipeline, using assembly code when the Rust compiler fails to do the right thing, As a result, most scenes now run between 15 fps and 30 fps, well within playable territory
'Swimming' textures are due to affine texture mapping, the GBA is too slow for perspective-correct mapping, The models have been simplified to improve performance, note the lack of stairs.
he hasnt implemented doors or state transitions yet, but these will be coming soon
The GBA is too slow for a z-buffer, so triangles are instead sorted by depth ('painter's algorithm'
Sadly, depth sorting is imperfect and can result in objects being drawn in the wrong order.
Thats all to say for part 5.
Part Six: Much Has Changed.
A Pause menu(With debug features of course) has been added along with Cool, Cool Mountain(probably other levels too) and mario's model was once again replaced. thats all to say for part 6
Part Seven: Major Additions
In this update, Stars have been added, along with the addition of doors, and a sky! Marios model was once again replaced and there is now a POWER meter. thats all for part 7.
Part Eight: Much More Was Added.
Here we finally have audio, In previous versions of the port everything was completely silent, But now we have sound effect like pario's pitterpatters and now we have Soundtrack from the game! Along with this update comes Polygon Subdivision. Subdividing polygons recursively splits the selected polygons into smaller polygons. A single subdivision increases the polygon count by a factor of four; Modo divides each quad polygon into four smaller polygons. Enough with the nerd stuff, we now have Characters such as Yoshi, Luigi, Wario, and larry. thats all i have to say for part 8.
Part Nine: The Real Good Stuff
Here in this update we got Sliding which The Princesses Secret Slide was added for, Next we got swimming, which was showcased in Jolly Roger Bay. and platforms that are never normally apart of the model which was showcased in Bob-Omb Battlefield. thats all i have to say for Part 9.
Part Ten: Jump To Hardware
Here we finally see the implementation of Enemies! With some improvements on Jolly Roger Bay's entrance room and for the first time, WE SEE IT RUNNING ON ACTUAL HARDWARE LIKE WHAT THE HECK! IT EVEN LOOKS BETTER ON A GBA SCREEN.
Extras:
Single Frame Render
So this is what the GBA is forced to do every millisecond of running this game.
Test Level
Skip to 20:48 in the video and you will find this test level with basic trees and a few areas, this test level is in some kind of grassy plains with a couple of hills and platforms. but thats just the entire level.
Conclusion:
This is honestly the best demake of a game i have ever seen and i hope this keeps on updating.
Joshua Barretto, the creator of SM64 Advance(thats what i call it) has created a port of Super Mario 64(mainly using the models from DS with changes to make it fit on a GBA cart) and im going to explain every step this port has gone over, The changes it went through, and more!
Part One: A Really Basic State.
This is where it begins, a tech demo of a triangle character exploring a very basic Castle Grounds that uses the SM64 Model. this version has its own set of problems, When a polygon gets too close to the camera it starts to warp for some reason and the character can be seen infront of the fence when its really behind it. But other than that, the trees and the sky are missing and there is no water and the other levels havent been implemented yet. thats all for part one.
Part Two: Mild Improvements
This one has a bit of improvements, He implemented a mario model and Bob-Omb Battlefield has been added. But other than that the problems from the first video havent been fixed yet. Thats all for part 2.
Part Three: Major Improvements
In this update we got, the Rasterisation is much faster thanks to a new texture mapper that squeezes texture mapping down to just a handful of instructions per pixel.
He has also worked on improving the mesh preprocessor and triangle setup code, further boosting efficiency on complex scenes.
Foyer has been added and Mario has colors and rotation abilities.
There is still problems, Most of it has already been said in part one but this new problem is that at times, Mario's arms arent even visible.
Previously, the game would struggle to hit 6-7 fps even in complex scenes, but now easily hits 12 fps in similar such scenes. Elsewhere, it's common to see framerates as high as 20 or even 30 fps. There's still work to be done, but it's inching closer and closer to running at playable speeds. thats all to say for part 3.
Part Four: Animations & More
Now theres animations but this version is basically the same but with smoother movement.
Part Five: Some Updates.
Meshes from Super Mario 64 DS are now used as a base
They are of much better quality, with fewer mesh cracks
Note the odd texturing. SM64 DS makes heavy use of UV mirroring, which I haven't added support for yet, he has optimised the rasteriser pipeline, using assembly code when the Rust compiler fails to do the right thing, As a result, most scenes now run between 15 fps and 30 fps, well within playable territory
'Swimming' textures are due to affine texture mapping, the GBA is too slow for perspective-correct mapping, The models have been simplified to improve performance, note the lack of stairs.
he hasnt implemented doors or state transitions yet, but these will be coming soon
The GBA is too slow for a z-buffer, so triangles are instead sorted by depth ('painter's algorithm'
Sadly, depth sorting is imperfect and can result in objects being drawn in the wrong order.
Thats all to say for part 5.
Part Six: Much Has Changed.
A Pause menu(With debug features of course) has been added along with Cool, Cool Mountain(probably other levels too) and mario's model was once again replaced. thats all to say for part 6
Part Seven: Major Additions
In this update, Stars have been added, along with the addition of doors, and a sky! Marios model was once again replaced and there is now a POWER meter. thats all for part 7.
Part Eight: Much More Was Added.
Here we finally have audio, In previous versions of the port everything was completely silent, But now we have sound effect like pario's pitterpatters and now we have Soundtrack from the game! Along with this update comes Polygon Subdivision. Subdividing polygons recursively splits the selected polygons into smaller polygons. A single subdivision increases the polygon count by a factor of four; Modo divides each quad polygon into four smaller polygons. Enough with the nerd stuff, we now have Characters such as Yoshi, Luigi, Wario, and larry. thats all i have to say for part 8.
Part Nine: The Real Good Stuff
Here in this update we got Sliding which The Princesses Secret Slide was added for, Next we got swimming, which was showcased in Jolly Roger Bay. and platforms that are never normally apart of the model which was showcased in Bob-Omb Battlefield. thats all i have to say for Part 9.
Part Ten: Jump To Hardware
Here we finally see the implementation of Enemies! With some improvements on Jolly Roger Bay's entrance room and for the first time, WE SEE IT RUNNING ON ACTUAL HARDWARE LIKE WHAT THE HECK! IT EVEN LOOKS BETTER ON A GBA SCREEN.
Extras:
Single Frame Render
So this is what the GBA is forced to do every millisecond of running this game.
Test Level
Skip to 20:48 in the video and you will find this test level with basic trees and a few areas, this test level is in some kind of grassy plains with a couple of hills and platforms. but thats just the entire level.
Conclusion:
This is honestly the best demake of a game i have ever seen and i hope this keeps on updating.
1The Silly Adventures: Now in Season 2
On 2025-08-12 at 01:23:11
S2 E9
'Nappin'
You know the deal: https://objection.lol/objection/8585473
Nashatra: *wakes up* Huh? Where is everybody? *notices receiver* And what is that thing?
(She picks it up.)
Nashatra: Hello? Anybody there?!
Receiver: ...heh heh heh... quite the early bird, aren't you?
Nashatra: Wh-Who are you?!?
(Music Start)
Receiver: ...notice anything different? ...heh heh heh...
Nashatra: Um. Yeah... everybody's gone, for instance.
Receiver: So you noticed. Good job, little girlie.
Nashatra: Hey! I'm no little girlie!!
Receiver: Don't worry, it will all be over soon...
Nashatra: ...
Receiver: Now, have you realized WHY everyone is gone?
Nashatra: ...w-H-Wh--wh-h-WH-h-Why?
Receiver: Guess.
Nashatra: Wh-wwaaait.... you a d.. on't- mmean --
Receiver: I kidnapped them, of course. That hotel's security runs no better than a Metapod in molasses! Twenty kilograms -- I mean grams -- of gunpowder does the job.
Nashatra: ...W-wait a m-moment... that door is... g-gone!
Receiver: Indeed it is.
Nashatra: Wh-WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?
Receiver: Nothing much. Just for us to win the next Grand Prix. You're nothing but a useless hunk of discarded trash.
Nashatra: How dare you!
Receiver: Don't worry. We didn't go closer than a meter.
Nashatra: Thank good-
Receiver: -but that means they'll die of starvation.
Nashatra: WH-WH-Wh-wh-wh-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT?!? You... you infernal cheaters wh-who will stop at nothing... WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?
Receiver: ...
Nashatra: Goodness. Now what am I supposed to do?
(Music Change)
(Meanwhile...)
(Everyone is chained to the wood wall.)
Kevin: Uurgh! What do we do now?!
Nommanic: Break these chains, of course.
Phanto: I wonder how they are doing there...
(He presses his ear to the wall.)
???: My! These Pokemon are quite the defiant- AAAARGH!!
Nommanic: *smiling* Good to know that they are struggling.
Phantolom: Phan TOOOO!!
(Phantolom teleports to the prisoners' side.)
Phanto: Nice! Now hopefully he can unlock these chains...
(Phantolom fails to break the chains.)
Phantolom: Phanto...
Phanto: Great. Now what are we supposed to do? ...WAAARGH! FIRE!!
(The wall behind them starts to burn.)
Nommanic: Hopefully this will weaken the chains enough for us to break them.
Jay: *straining* Yes! I'm free! Now it's your turn!
(Jay breaks everyone else out of their chains.)
Jay: Mario Kart Fist-Fighting was pretty useful, eh?
Kevin: Okay, time to destroy the wall!
(Back at the hotel...)
Nashatra: ... ... ... I just remembered! Jay's phone number was... ... ...what did Opulent say again? Oh, right, that. It's... ... 225-514-2524! *slips hand into pocket* Huh?!? It's not there!
*riiing riiing riiing*
Nashatra: The hotel phone? *picks it up* Hello? Nashatra here! ... Opulent?! Why are you calling? ... Wait, they stole my phone too? ... Okay. You guys are safe, right? ... It's fine. You said a white egg-like bird? ... Edgeyworthy?! What kind of nickname is that? ... Okay, I'll be on the lookout. Anything else? ... Ah so Jay will use HIS cell phone to call ... Wait, a Pokegear? ... Oh. So what's your number? ... So it requires physical contact ... Okay got it! *hangs up* Now I just have to wait ... ... and wait ... ... and wait ... ... and wait...
(Music Change)
(Meanwhile...)
Jay: Well, what do we have here?
Stella: No Pro Karters in sight...
Refridge: ...so this is what they stole...
(Everyone picks up their stuff.)
Jay: *picks up a phone* Huh? This isn't my cell phone!
Refridge: ... ...Wait! Can it be Nashatra's?
Nommanic: ... I'm guessing they took it to prevent her from contacting us...
Kevin: I have an idea! Let's call our room's phone!
Opulent: ... ... Let's try... 251-HSI-NNOH.
*riing riing riing*
Opulent: ... Hi there, It's Opulent. ... Well, actually, they stole your phone too and locked us up. ... Yeah, they did.
(...)
Stella: Don't worry; we are safe.
Nommanic: I'm sending one of my Pokemon. It looks like a white egg-like bird and is holding your cell phone... I took a photo to show you where we are. Hope you don't mind. ... Yeah, his nickname is Edgeyworthy. ... Don't judge. Make sure to look for him, okay?
(...)
Jay: One more thing. I'll be using MY cell phone to call you if anything happens.
(...)
Nommanic: I can also call using my Pokegear. ... Yes, a Pokegear. ... No, when a Pokegear touches a different personal contact technology, it registers it into its list. ... Yeah, that's what I meant. I already registered it. ... ...
Okay, what do we do now?
Kevin: I
Indianario: have
Jay: no
Refridge: clue
Marcelo: at
Stella: all!
Leader: *bursting in* Everyone! We have a situation here! Come over at once!
(Music Change)
(Back at the hotel...)
Nashatra: *standing up* Oh! It's... Edgeyworthy, right?
Edgeyworthy: Toge Togi!
Nashatra: Lets see... here's my phone, thank you. ... Wait... they didn't say where they put the data... oh. It's in the photos... Thanks a lot! Okay then... time to find them!
(Back at the ???)
Leader: Catch them!
Phantolom: Phantooo!
Silver: Horn Drill!
Phanto: Whirlpool! And Sonic Boom!
Nommanic: Eruption!
Jay: Withdraw! Smash them!
Opulent: Bite and Ember!
T: (Skull Bash!)
Leader: Cease this madness! If you don't... they die.
Marcelo: Waait...
Everyone: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?!?
(A spotlight shines on Green, Yellow, Gold, Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald, Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum, who are chained to a metal wall.)
Nommanic: That knife you're holding can't kill if aimlessly thrown.
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Nashatra: *running in* Hello everybody! How......
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(Music Change)
Green: ... *smirks*
Leader: ...!
(All the chains suddenly break, and the Leader throws the knife in shock.)
Nommanic: Remember!
Everyone else: NOO
Nommanic: That
Everyone else: O
Nommanic: knife
Everyone else: OO
Nommanic: can't
Everyone else: O
Nommanic: kill if
Everyone else: OO
Nommanic: aimlessly
Everyone else: OOO
Nommanic: thrown!
Everyone else: O!!
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*ping*
Leader: ...! *types furiously on his phone*
Nashatra: *looking* Oh! Looks like you gotta go GAMBLING!!!! Don't gamble in real life, kids.
Nommanic: Hey! I'm the one that's supposed to be breaking the fourth wall.
(Music Change)
Jay: Yes, but I can also break that wall. Hey, @SuperSwimmer, you listening? Note that @OCM may post some of his fanfic characters in the style of the Archipelago bio lists on SFA!
Nommanic: You're not supposed to know that!
Pro Karter #2: Yes, but keep in mind that the person who owns this fanfic is @OCM! He writes what we are doing in this forum message!
T: Yes, but why would he do that?!
Jay: T! You're supposed to be shy, not speak out like this!
Crystal: Look, have you forgotten that this is a fan fiction?!
Gold: Whaddya mean? I put YOU in my picture book "Crystal's Hunting-Crop Whip: Complicated & Tawdry!"
Red: Careful there! You might be sued for copyright infringement!
Blue: And don't expect us to help you when you get lawsuited!
Police: It's the police. Open up.
???: A major scientific break-in! Open up!
Stella: Darn! We still haven't done the teleportation Pokemon yet!
Police: It's the real police. Open up.
???: Tape players and tapes of the Super Mario Bros. Movie! Also, CDs of drawing software!
Police: It's the real police! Not some fake actor police! Open up!
Nashatra: WAIT WHAT?!?
Police: ...Nah. Just joking.
Phanto: Look, can you just wait there and do nothing until we are done with this?! Now where were we?
Leader: Teleportation. Why did HE have to send a forum message now?
(Music Change)
Pro Karter #2: Remember, focus!
Leader: Right...
Silver: Horn Drill! Huh?!
(Phantolom disappears.)
Phanto: Whirlpool!
Nommanic: Flamethrower!
(The battle continues for 2 minutes and 52 seconds.)
Police: It's the police. Open up.
Leader: Dddaaarrrnnn iiittt!!!
Policeman: You are arrested on suspicion of kidnapping.
(The Pro Karters are taken back into custody.)
Jay: What now?
(They watch two random people playing chess.)
???: Well, you've got no place to go. I'll tell you what your problem is. You broght our your queen too fast.
Nommanic: ...true enough...
???: What do you think? She's one of these feminists looking to get out of the house? No, the Queen is old-fashioned. Likes to stay home. Cook. Take care of her man. Make sure he feels good.
Opulent: ...
Stella: ...
Nashatra: ...
Red: ...
Nommanic: Unfortunately, you are quite incorrect. Having never studied chess terminology, you never know that the Queen used to be called the Minister. Historians believe that this shift was caused by several powerful queens, like... (Darn it! I forgot their names!)
???: *moving a piece* Checkmate.
(The person with the black text groans, then packs up the chess set and trudges off.)
Nommanic and Nashatra: For future reference, don't taunt your girlfriend while you're playing chess.
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Kevin and Stella: Watch out! You'll fall into that lake!
Nommanic and Nashatra: ...I don't think swimming in a cave pool in Sinnoh is safe...
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Blue and Red: *suddenly shocked* Wh-wh-wh-WHAAAT?!?
Nommanic and Nashatra: What was that about?
Kevin and Stella: No idea!
(They teleport back to the hotel.)
Everyone but Blue and Red: WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!?
Jay, T, Opulent, Phanto, and Nommanic: Beats me.
...to be continued...
Season 2
Episode 9
'Nappin'
THE END
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'Nappin'
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Nashatra: *wakes up* Huh? Where is everybody? *notices receiver* And what is that thing?
(She picks it up.)
Nashatra: Hello? Anybody there?!
Receiver: ...heh heh heh... quite the early bird, aren't you?
Nashatra: Wh-Who are you?!?
(Music Start)
Receiver: ...notice anything different? ...heh heh heh...
Nashatra: Um. Yeah... everybody's gone, for instance.
Receiver: So you noticed. Good job, little girlie.
Nashatra: Hey! I'm no little girlie!!
Receiver: Don't worry, it will all be over soon...
Nashatra: ...
Receiver: Now, have you realized WHY everyone is gone?
Nashatra: ...w-H-Wh--wh-h-WH-h-Why?
Receiver: Guess.
Nashatra: Wh-wwaaait.... you a d.. on't- mmean --
Receiver: I kidnapped them, of course. That hotel's security runs no better than a Metapod in molasses! Twenty kilograms -- I mean grams -- of gunpowder does the job.
Nashatra: ...W-wait a m-moment... that door is... g-gone!
Receiver: Indeed it is.
Nashatra: Wh-WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?
Receiver: Nothing much. Just for us to win the next Grand Prix. You're nothing but a useless hunk of discarded trash.
Nashatra: How dare you!
Receiver: Don't worry. We didn't go closer than a meter.
Nashatra: Thank good-
Receiver: -but that means they'll die of starvation.
Nashatra: WH-WH-Wh-wh-wh-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT?!? You... you infernal cheaters wh-who will stop at nothing... WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?
Receiver: ...
Nashatra: Goodness. Now what am I supposed to do?
(Music Change)
(Meanwhile...)
(Everyone is chained to the wood wall.)
Kevin: Uurgh! What do we do now?!
Nommanic: Break these chains, of course.
Phanto: I wonder how they are doing there...
(He presses his ear to the wall.)
???: My! These Pokemon are quite the defiant- AAAARGH!!
Nommanic: *smiling* Good to know that they are struggling.
Phantolom: Phan TOOOO!!
(Phantolom teleports to the prisoners' side.)
Phanto: Nice! Now hopefully he can unlock these chains...
(Phantolom fails to break the chains.)
Phantolom: Phanto...
Phanto: Great. Now what are we supposed to do? ...WAAARGH! FIRE!!
(The wall behind them starts to burn.)
Nommanic: Hopefully this will weaken the chains enough for us to break them.
Jay: *straining* Yes! I'm free! Now it's your turn!
(Jay breaks everyone else out of their chains.)
Jay: Mario Kart Fist-Fighting was pretty useful, eh?
Kevin: Okay, time to destroy the wall!
(Back at the hotel...)
Nashatra: ... ... ... I just remembered! Jay's phone number was... ... ...what did Opulent say again? Oh, right, that. It's... ... 225-514-2524! *slips hand into pocket* Huh?!? It's not there!
*riiing riiing riiing*
Nashatra: The hotel phone? *picks it up* Hello? Nashatra here! ... Opulent?! Why are you calling? ... Wait, they stole my phone too? ... Okay. You guys are safe, right? ... It's fine. You said a white egg-like bird? ... Edgeyworthy?! What kind of nickname is that? ... Okay, I'll be on the lookout. Anything else? ... Ah so Jay will use HIS cell phone to call ... Wait, a Pokegear? ... Oh. So what's your number? ... So it requires physical contact ... Okay got it! *hangs up* Now I just have to wait ... ... and wait ... ... and wait ... ... and wait...
(Music Change)
(Meanwhile...)
Jay: Well, what do we have here?
Stella: No Pro Karters in sight...
Refridge: ...so this is what they stole...
(Everyone picks up their stuff.)
Jay: *picks up a phone* Huh? This isn't my cell phone!
Refridge: ... ...Wait! Can it be Nashatra's?
Nommanic: ... I'm guessing they took it to prevent her from contacting us...
Kevin: I have an idea! Let's call our room's phone!
Opulent: ... ... Let's try... 251-HSI-NNOH.
*riing riing riing*
Opulent: ... Hi there, It's Opulent. ... Well, actually, they stole your phone too and locked us up. ... Yeah, they did.
(...)
Stella: Don't worry; we are safe.
Nommanic: I'm sending one of my Pokemon. It looks like a white egg-like bird and is holding your cell phone... I took a photo to show you where we are. Hope you don't mind. ... Yeah, his nickname is Edgeyworthy. ... Don't judge. Make sure to look for him, okay?
(...)
Jay: One more thing. I'll be using MY cell phone to call you if anything happens.
(...)
Nommanic: I can also call using my Pokegear. ... Yes, a Pokegear. ... No, when a Pokegear touches a different personal contact technology, it registers it into its list. ... Yeah, that's what I meant. I already registered it. ... ...
Okay, what do we do now?
Kevin: I
Indianario: have
Jay: no
Refridge: clue
Marcelo: at
Stella: all!
Leader: *bursting in* Everyone! We have a situation here! Come over at once!
(Music Change)
(Back at the hotel...)
Nashatra: *standing up* Oh! It's... Edgeyworthy, right?
Edgeyworthy: Toge Togi!
Nashatra: Lets see... here's my phone, thank you. ... Wait... they didn't say where they put the data... oh. It's in the photos... Thanks a lot! Okay then... time to find them!
(Back at the ???)
Leader: Catch them!
Phantolom: Phantooo!
Silver: Horn Drill!
Phanto: Whirlpool! And Sonic Boom!
Nommanic: Eruption!
Jay: Withdraw! Smash them!
Opulent: Bite and Ember!
T: (Skull Bash!)
Leader: Cease this madness! If you don't... they die.
Marcelo: Waait...
Everyone: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?!?
(A spotlight shines on Green, Yellow, Gold, Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald, Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum, who are chained to a metal wall.)
Nommanic: That knife you're holding can't kill if aimlessly thrown.
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Nashatra: *running in* Hello everybody! How......
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(Music Change)
Green: ... *smirks*
Leader: ...!
(All the chains suddenly break, and the Leader throws the knife in shock.)
Nommanic: Remember!
Everyone else: NOO
Nommanic: That
Everyone else: O
Nommanic: knife
Everyone else: OO
Nommanic: can't
Everyone else: O
Nommanic: kill if
Everyone else: OO
Nommanic: aimlessly
Everyone else: OOO
Nommanic: thrown!
Everyone else: O!!
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*ping*
Leader: ...! *types furiously on his phone*
Nashatra: *looking* Oh! Looks like you gotta go GAMBLING!!!! Don't gamble in real life, kids.
Nommanic: Hey! I'm the one that's supposed to be breaking the fourth wall.
(Music Change)
Jay: Yes, but I can also break that wall. Hey, @SuperSwimmer, you listening? Note that @OCM may post some of his fanfic characters in the style of the Archipelago bio lists on SFA!
Nommanic: You're not supposed to know that!
Pro Karter #2: Yes, but keep in mind that the person who owns this fanfic is @OCM! He writes what we are doing in this forum message!
T: Yes, but why would he do that?!
Jay: T! You're supposed to be shy, not speak out like this!
Crystal: Look, have you forgotten that this is a fan fiction?!
Gold: Whaddya mean? I put YOU in my picture book "Crystal's Hunting-Crop Whip: Complicated & Tawdry!"
Red: Careful there! You might be sued for copyright infringement!
Blue: And don't expect us to help you when you get lawsuited!
Police: It's the police. Open up.
???: A major scientific break-in! Open up!
Stella: Darn! We still haven't done the teleportation Pokemon yet!
Police: It's the real police. Open up.
???: Tape players and tapes of the Super Mario Bros. Movie! Also, CDs of drawing software!
Police: It's the real police! Not some fake actor police! Open up!
Nashatra: WAIT WHAT?!?
Police: ...Nah. Just joking.
Phanto: Look, can you just wait there and do nothing until we are done with this?! Now where were we?
Leader: Teleportation. Why did HE have to send a forum message now?
(Music Change)
Pro Karter #2: Remember, focus!
Leader: Right...
Silver: Horn Drill! Huh?!
(Phantolom disappears.)
Phanto: Whirlpool!
Nommanic: Flamethrower!
(The battle continues for 2 minutes and 52 seconds.)
Police: It's the police. Open up.
Leader: Dddaaarrrnnn iiittt!!!
Policeman: You are arrested on suspicion of kidnapping.
(The Pro Karters are taken back into custody.)
Jay: What now?
(They watch two random people playing chess.)
???: Well, you've got no place to go. I'll tell you what your problem is. You broght our your queen too fast.
Nommanic: ...true enough...
???: What do you think? She's one of these feminists looking to get out of the house? No, the Queen is old-fashioned. Likes to stay home. Cook. Take care of her man. Make sure he feels good.
Opulent: ...
Stella: ...
Nashatra: ...
Red: ...
Nommanic: Unfortunately, you are quite incorrect. Having never studied chess terminology, you never know that the Queen used to be called the Minister. Historians believe that this shift was caused by several powerful queens, like... (Darn it! I forgot their names!)
???: *moving a piece* Checkmate.
(The person with the black text groans, then packs up the chess set and trudges off.)
Nommanic and Nashatra: For future reference, don't taunt your girlfriend while you're playing chess.
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Kevin and Stella: Watch out! You'll fall into that lake!
Nommanic and Nashatra: ...I don't think swimming in a cave pool in Sinnoh is safe...
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Blue and Red: *suddenly shocked* Wh-wh-wh-WHAAAT?!?
Nommanic and Nashatra: What was that about?
Kevin and Stella: No idea!
(They teleport back to the hotel.)
Everyone but Blue and Red: WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!?
Jay, T, Opulent, Phanto, and Nommanic: Beats me.
...to be continued...
Season 2
Episode 9
'Nappin'
THE END
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On 2025-08-08 at 01:23:21
S2 E8
Super Swimming
https://objection.lol/objection/8389505
(One day in the hotel...)
Jay: ... Okay! 3 2 1 GO!
(Leafy uses his vines to grab the ceiling fan, pulls himself towards it, and releases Koopa.)
Koopa: Squiiiiiiirt!!
(The shell bounces around the room like a Green shell would.)
Jay: I call it...
THE BROWN SHELL
Nashatra: ...uh huh.
Jay: Alright! Time to test it! To the Stadium!
(Jay, Opulent, and T run out.)
Nommanic: Heeey! Wait uuup!
(Music Start)
(At the stadium...)
Jay: Oh hey Kevin whaddya doing?
Kevin: I was thinking of watching you test your new "item."
Jay: Okay! Test No.1: DS Waluigi Pinball.
Lakitu: 3 2 1 GO!
(Music Change)
Jay: Okay, Test 1-1: Start.
(Koopa bounces towards T.)
Jay: ...Hmm... too weak to do any real damage.
Nommanic: How about spinning it?
Jay: I think I have a different idea.
(He launches the shell like before, but Koopa fires water to change his trajectory. The shell hits Nommanic{'s kart})
Jay: Score!
(They keep on testing... THE BROWN SHELL)
Kevin: *standing up* Oh hey since when did YOU get here?
Stella: Just came. By the way-
(A Pro Karter bangs open the door.)
Pro Karter #10: I was told to tell you all to come to the Cave! *leaves*
(A different Pro Karter comes in.)
Pro Karter #3: We'll see who are the REAL pros. *leaves*
Red: *entering* Okay guys time to go (to the cave)!
(Everyone goes.)
(Music Change)
Marcelo: So, who is Stella anyway?
Kevin: Well... okay, it's a long story. You ready for this?
Everyone else: Yes!
Kevin: ...nevermind. We're almost at the cave. It's called... the Archipelago.
Phanto: Right! Here we are at the cave!
???: *panting* Can... Can I join?!
Red: ... ...fine. Who are you?
Indianario: My name... is Indianario. And, I have a Slipper Sword and Multiversal Compass. Here, let me show you.
(He uses the Slsiwpopredr on a sign.)
Nashatra: Umm... so every time you use it more slippers appear?
Indianario: Yes. And as for the Compass...
(The Compass screen shows a 3D Projection.)
Stella: That's... cool.
Red: Alright! Let's enter!
(They enter.)
Pro Karter #3: Hello, everyone! Your first challenge is to get to the opposite side! Which is quite impossible for anyone but us.
Stella: Hmph.
Nommanic: Hmph.
Opulent: Hmph.
Jay: Hmph.
Indianario: Hmph.
Kevin: Hmph.
Kevin: Okay, here's my E.A., Omni!
Stella: ...and this is my E.A., Lightning!
Nommanic: Okay. I think we should first demonstrate our abilities.
Kevin: This is one of our Star Arrows.
(The arrow emits some light.)
Kevin: ...and this is my Elemental Ally, Omni.
Nashatra: Uhh... this one has ALL the Elements?
(Kevin nods.)
Indianario: This compass... uses radar (and sonar).
Nommanic: Hmm... How do you like Aurora Beam?
(A rainbow beam flies through the air.)
Nommanic: ...and Fire and Electric attacks too.
Opulent: Lizard doesn't look too happy here...
(The Charmander nicknamed Lizard's tail has a fire that spreads some light.)
Phanto: This is Phantolom, a Ghost Pokemon.
Phantolom: Phantooo!
Stella: This is Lightning... and this is my Star Blade (...though I prefer using a Bow and Arrow.)
Red: Okay, let's start now!
(Music Change)
Nommanic: Just how high are the walls anyway?
Phantolom: *rising* ... ... Phaaantooooo!!!
Phanto: About that high.
Nommanic: Hmm... one by one, we go up there.
(Edgeyworthy flies everyone up, one by one.)
Nommanic: ...now we produce as much light as possible.
(Quite a lot of light is produced.)
Kevin: ...there's the other side!
(Everyone goes there.)
Pro Karter #4: Whaaa- WHAAAAAT?!?
Pro Karter #3: Noo... We can't be outwitted by these novice bimbos...!
Nommanic: *sighs* Young people these days simply don't know how to respect their elders.
Pro Karter #3: *quickly* Why you! You're even younger than me, you hypocrite!
Nommanic: Well, what's the next challenge?
Pro Karter #1: It's swimming.
Nommanic and Nashatra: *simultaneously* I don't think swimming in a cave pool in Sinnoh is safe...
Stella and Kevin: *simultaneously* Yay! I love swimming!
Jay and Opulent: *simultaneously* Can we use karts?
Blue and Red: *simultaneously* Wait a minute! What are THEY doing here?
Silver and Crystal: *simultaneously* Hmph. And what are you doing with a fool like him?
Phanto and Indianario: *simultaneously* Hey! I'm no fool!
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
Silver: Are you to contradict me? You will regret it! Horn Drill!
(Both dodge it.)
Phanto: ...! Phantom Wave!
Silver: Waargh!
Leader: No matter! I have an infinite supply of Rhyperior...
Nommanic: Don't be so sure, you evil trainer! Surf!
Leader: Waargh! NOOO!!
Phanto: Whirlpool!
(All the Rhyperior get whirled to the whirlpool.)
Phanto: Supersonic!
Leader: Hmph. I still have plenty more.
Nommanic: ...not for long!
Phanto: Dark Blast! And Whirlpool again!
Nommanic: Finish this with Explosion!
KABOOM!!
Leader: Not even close.
Georgie: You're not winning this time!
(Georgie dives in and knocks out Nommanic.)
Phanto: No!
Kevin: ...Well.
Georgie: Whaddya gonna do? Punch me? Pathetic.
Kevin: Hmph. Hit 1! *swings sword*
(A blast of grass engulfs Georgie.)
Kevin: Hit 2!
(A blast of ice, with support from Refridge surrounds Georgie.)
Kevin: Hit 3!
(A blast of electricity, with support from Stella, engulfs Georgie, who faints. Stella then throws a 1-UP mushroom to Nommanic.)
Nommanic: ...how long was I out? ... Not very long, I see.
Indianario: Take this! *swings sword*
Leader: Waah! Too many SLIPPERS!
Phanto: One last Sonic Boom...
...and complete.
Silver: Noo! The rock of the gods! you still ... have ... ... it...!
Marcelo: Let's get outta here.
(Music Change)
(The third trial of the Pro Karters...)
Judge: Hmm... most of the arrests were shown to be hastily done. I hereby declare a verdict of...
NOT GUILTY
Everyone: Not that again!
Phanto: You damned criminals! We'll fix you yet!
Season 2
Episode 8
Super Swimming
THE END
...to be continued...
Ad: Nashatra says... "chat I think I didn't die this time"
Ad2: SuperSwimmer says... "Happy Birthday!"
Ad3: George says… “Get your Explosive Switch 2s today at the price of 80$!!!!”
Super Swimming
https://objection.lol/objection/8389505
(One day in the hotel...)
Jay: ... Okay! 3 2 1 GO!
(Leafy uses his vines to grab the ceiling fan, pulls himself towards it, and releases Koopa.)
Koopa: Squiiiiiiirt!!
(The shell bounces around the room like a Green shell would.)
Jay: I call it...
THE BROWN SHELL
Nashatra: ...uh huh.
Jay: Alright! Time to test it! To the Stadium!
(Jay, Opulent, and T run out.)
Nommanic: Heeey! Wait uuup!
(Music Start)
(At the stadium...)
Jay: Oh hey Kevin whaddya doing?
Kevin: I was thinking of watching you test your new "item."
Jay: Okay! Test No.1: DS Waluigi Pinball.
Lakitu: 3 2 1 GO!
(Music Change)
Jay: Okay, Test 1-1: Start.
(Koopa bounces towards T.)
Jay: ...Hmm... too weak to do any real damage.
Nommanic: How about spinning it?
Jay: I think I have a different idea.
(He launches the shell like before, but Koopa fires water to change his trajectory. The shell hits Nommanic{'s kart})
Jay: Score!
(They keep on testing... THE BROWN SHELL)
Kevin: *standing up* Oh hey since when did YOU get here?
Stella: Just came. By the way-
(A Pro Karter bangs open the door.)
Pro Karter #10: I was told to tell you all to come to the Cave! *leaves*
(A different Pro Karter comes in.)
Pro Karter #3: We'll see who are the REAL pros. *leaves*
Red: *entering* Okay guys time to go (to the cave)!
(Everyone goes.)
(Music Change)
Marcelo: So, who is Stella anyway?
Kevin: Well... okay, it's a long story. You ready for this?
Everyone else: Yes!
Kevin: ...nevermind. We're almost at the cave. It's called... the Archipelago.
Phanto: Right! Here we are at the cave!
???: *panting* Can... Can I join?!
Red: ... ...fine. Who are you?
Indianario: My name... is Indianario. And, I have a Slipper Sword and Multiversal Compass. Here, let me show you.
(He uses the Slsiwpopredr on a sign.)
Nashatra: Umm... so every time you use it more slippers appear?
Indianario: Yes. And as for the Compass...
(The Compass screen shows a 3D Projection.)
Stella: That's... cool.
Red: Alright! Let's enter!
(They enter.)
Pro Karter #3: Hello, everyone! Your first challenge is to get to the opposite side! Which is quite impossible for anyone but us.
Stella: Hmph.
Nommanic: Hmph.
Opulent: Hmph.
Jay: Hmph.
Indianario: Hmph.
Kevin: Hmph.
Kevin: Okay, here's my E.A., Omni!
Stella: ...and this is my E.A., Lightning!
Nommanic: Okay. I think we should first demonstrate our abilities.
Kevin: This is one of our Star Arrows.
(The arrow emits some light.)
Kevin: ...and this is my Elemental Ally, Omni.
Nashatra: Uhh... this one has ALL the Elements?
(Kevin nods.)
Indianario: This compass... uses radar (and sonar).
Nommanic: Hmm... How do you like Aurora Beam?
(A rainbow beam flies through the air.)
Nommanic: ...and Fire and Electric attacks too.
Opulent: Lizard doesn't look too happy here...
(The Charmander nicknamed Lizard's tail has a fire that spreads some light.)
Phanto: This is Phantolom, a Ghost Pokemon.
Phantolom: Phantooo!
Stella: This is Lightning... and this is my Star Blade (...though I prefer using a Bow and Arrow.)
Red: Okay, let's start now!
(Music Change)
Nommanic: Just how high are the walls anyway?
Phantolom: *rising* ... ... Phaaantooooo!!!
Phanto: About that high.
Nommanic: Hmm... one by one, we go up there.
(Edgeyworthy flies everyone up, one by one.)
Nommanic: ...now we produce as much light as possible.
(Quite a lot of light is produced.)
Kevin: ...there's the other side!
(Everyone goes there.)
Pro Karter #4: Whaaa- WHAAAAAT?!?
Pro Karter #3: Noo... We can't be outwitted by these novice bimbos...!
Nommanic: *sighs* Young people these days simply don't know how to respect their elders.
Pro Karter #3: *quickly* Why you! You're even younger than me, you hypocrite!
Nommanic: Well, what's the next challenge?
Pro Karter #1: It's swimming.
Nommanic and Nashatra: *simultaneously* I don't think swimming in a cave pool in Sinnoh is safe...
Stella and Kevin: *simultaneously* Yay! I love swimming!
Jay and Opulent: *simultaneously* Can we use karts?
Blue and Red: *simultaneously* Wait a minute! What are THEY doing here?
Silver and Crystal: *simultaneously* Hmph. And what are you doing with a fool like him?
Phanto and Indianario: *simultaneously* Hey! I'm no fool!
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
Silver: Are you to contradict me? You will regret it! Horn Drill!
(Both dodge it.)
Phanto: ...! Phantom Wave!
Silver: Waargh!
Leader: No matter! I have an infinite supply of Rhyperior...
Nommanic: Don't be so sure, you evil trainer! Surf!
Leader: Waargh! NOOO!!
Phanto: Whirlpool!
(All the Rhyperior get whirled to the whirlpool.)
Phanto: Supersonic!
Leader: Hmph. I still have plenty more.
Nommanic: ...not for long!
Phanto: Dark Blast! And Whirlpool again!
Nommanic: Finish this with Explosion!
KABOOM!!
Leader: Not even close.
Georgie: You're not winning this time!
(Georgie dives in and knocks out Nommanic.)
Phanto: No!
Kevin: ...Well.
Georgie: Whaddya gonna do? Punch me? Pathetic.
Kevin: Hmph. Hit 1! *swings sword*
(A blast of grass engulfs Georgie.)
Kevin: Hit 2!
(A blast of ice, with support from Refridge surrounds Georgie.)
Kevin: Hit 3!
(A blast of electricity, with support from Stella, engulfs Georgie, who faints. Stella then throws a 1-UP mushroom to Nommanic.)
Nommanic: ...how long was I out? ... Not very long, I see.
Indianario: Take this! *swings sword*
Leader: Waah! Too many SLIPPERS!
Phanto: One last Sonic Boom...
...and complete.
Silver: Noo! The rock of the gods! you still ... have ... ... it...!
Marcelo: Let's get outta here.
(Music Change)
(The third trial of the Pro Karters...)
Judge: Hmm... most of the arrests were shown to be hastily done. I hereby declare a verdict of...
NOT GUILTY
Everyone: Not that again!
Phanto: You damned criminals! We'll fix you yet!
Season 2
Episode 8
Super Swimming
THE END
...to be continued...
Ad: Nashatra says... "chat I think I didn't die this time"
Ad2: SuperSwimmer says... "Happy Birthday!"
Ad3: George says… “Get your Explosive Switch 2s today at the price of 80$!!!!”
SPECTACULAR PORTRAYAL! I bet @SuperSwimmer would be really proud
1On 2025-07-22 at 22:06:45
S1
Epilogue
Georgie: THEY WILL PAY
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Red: Dinnertime everybody!
(They sit down to eat dinner and watch TV.)
Reporter: ...and an exclusive report on the Worst Shopping fire! Police are baffled as to the cause, though Opulent, Jay, and T are suspected-
Opulent, Jay, and T: OUCH!!
Blue: Don't fight at the dinner table!
*diiing dooong*
Blue: Yes?
Epilogue
Georgie: THEY WILL PAY
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Red: Dinnertime everybody!
(They sit down to eat dinner and watch TV.)
Reporter: ...and an exclusive report on the Worst Shopping fire! Police are baffled as to the cause, though Opulent, Jay, and T are suspected-
Opulent, Jay, and T: OUCH!!
Blue: Don't fight at the dinner table!
*diiing dooong*
Blue: Yes?
Is It Time For GamerGuy And/Or GamerGirl?
when will they make an appearance? I'm picturing GamerGuy DESTROYING everyone in gbabc1
Season 2.
sry but where are we right now? like how long until season 2 cuz I really wanna see what you cook up with those characters!
...thanks for motivating me:
S2 Prologue
Blue: Yes?
Mailman: Hey I've got invitations for all of yall to go to Sinnoh to spend the holiday.
Everyone: Yay!
Blue: Alright everybody finish your dinner and pack up.
(They eat their dinner and pack up.)
Red: Get in the car, NOW!
(They drive for hours.)
Marcelo: *yawn* I'm getting sleepy.
Red: We're almost there.
(They arrive at the port.)
Man: You here to spend the holiday at Sinnoh? Great! Your suitcases with your names here, and your car there!
(They get ready.)
Jay: You ready for this?
T: ...yes.
Man: All aboard! Your cabins are... here on the map. The market is... here, the restaurant... is here, and... the recreation center is here. You drive Mario Karts, right?
Jay: Yeah.
T: ...yes?
Opulent: Yeah.
Man: That's nice to hear. Bon voyage!
Opulent: It's "bon bvoyahe."
(They enter their cabins.)
Speaker: Good night! We at the Cruise Corporation hope you don't get seasick!
(Moonlight Sonata, Movement 1 plays, and they eventually drift to sleep.)
Meanwhile George:
George: *riding under the boat in his submarine* hehe they won’t know what’s coming
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1On 2025-07-21 at 00:50:12
Epilogue idea:
George: *wakes up on the pile of bricks* they will PAY.
George: *wakes up on the pile of bricks* they will PAY.
On 2025-07-21 at 00:25:36
I guess this episode shows how hard it is to write a dialogue with multiple POVs.
S1E5
The Conclusion (?)
Opulent: ALRIGHT so what will we eat for picnic?
Jay: I'm not that hungry.
T: Me neither.
Opulent: Me threeither. Let's see... OK I'll fry some shrimp and get a Subway for myself.
T: ... Umm... Are you sure you can fry shrimp?
Opulent: Frying isn't that hard, right? Just dry the pan and add oil and cook until cooked. Let's go to the store!
(They hop in their karts.)
Meanwhile...
Marcelo: Don't you think we should head back-
Red: N O
Blue: Let's take a vote: raise your hand of you want to go back.
(Everybody but Red raises his/her hand.)
Blue: Outvoted, sorry!
Red: F I N E !
Refridge: *cough* Is she always like this?
Blue: Nah, she's just not that happy right now.
... ...
Opulent: Here we are! You buy some shrimp (about 1 liter or quart) and I buy some Subways.
Jay: Ok. To the shrimp section!
... ...
Blue: Here's the deal: Me and Red will shop for toilet paper and porkchops-
Red: And ballpoint pens!
Blue: -while you talk amongst yourselves because you're too young to shop-
Red: ...you silly silly children.
(They leave.)
Nommanic: Okay! Let's shop (shh) without them seeing us!
Everyone: Yeah!
... ...
Opulent: Woah!
Nommanic: What are you doing here?
Opulent: Buying some Subways. You?
Nommanic: Shopping with them-
Opulent: That's it bye!
Nommanic: Bye!
Nashatra: I think I heard... Nommanic talking to himself?
Kevin: WHAT?!?
Nashatra: I know it doesn't make sense... but...
... ...
Red: Okay, 24897483 packages of ballpoint pens. They keep on dissappearing.
Blue: That's too much. *gets whacked*
...
Green: I think he somehow... resisted it?
Yellow: What!
Green: I mean, um, that he didn't seem to be...
... ...
Jay: Okay! Wait where are you going?
Opulent: Getting a pan and a induction heater.
... ...
Refridge: ...so the obvious conclusion is...
Marcelo: ...that there are two Nommanics.
Nashatra: I hate to say it, but that is impossible. As silly as... Refridge taking a swim in an ice-cold... lake!
Refridge: Hey! Where did you see that?
... ...
Opulent: Okay. Time to fry.
(She puts the heat on high and waits for the water to evaporate. Then she adds a generous amount of oil and puts in shrimp in. Suddenly the pan catches fire.)
T: Umm... *squirts water at the fire*
(The fire increases dramatically.)
Jay: R U N
(They hop into their karts.)
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
Jay: *slowing down* So, what are you going to do about the fire?
Opulent: ...It going to be fine.
Jay: *using a golden mushroom* WHEEEEeeeee!!
Opulent: Right. Bagging.
... ...
Refridge: Some ice cream, and- *notices the fire* what's that?!
Everyone else: !!!!!!!!!!
Marcelo: Someone call the fire department!
Nashatra: But YOU'RE the one with the phone.
Marcelo: ...right. *beep boop boop* Hello? I'm in Worst Shopping inc. and there's a huge fire right outside. ... Okay thanks. *hangs up* I guess all we can do is wait.
(Red and Blue run in.)
Red: Naughty children! I TOLD you to stay where you silly kids are AT! I TOLD YOU TO STAY WHERE YOU WERE!
Everybody but Nommanic, Blue, and Red point at him (Nommanic, that is.)
Red: You're GROUNDED for 24736666666666666668920555555555555555555555555555599999999999999992333333333333334777777777777213333333333333333330000000000000000000000000-
Nommanic: ...centimiliyocto seconds.
(He stands still for 2.47366666666670020902074611513 seconds, then walks outside.)
Red: Marcelo! Kevin! You're grounded for 213890 years!
Marcelo: W-what did I do?!
Red: Get in the car, everybody!
(They get in the car.)
... ...
Opulent: Hey, I'm gonna try something.
(She uses a mushroom and grinds on the highway edge.)
Opulent: Oop. That's our exit.
(Everybody exits the highway.)
Jay: Home at last. Hey, are we formally adopted into the family?
Opulent: I don't think so. Red doesn't like boys.
Jay: WHY?!?
Opulent: idk
...but I'll let you on on a secret
(No, you will not find out about the secret. Not now, at least, you forum kids.)
... ...
Red: I'm gonna try something.
(She rams the car into everything)
Red: Whoops! That's our exit.
(She exits the highway.)
Nashatra: Home at last...
Red: Okay everyone! Dinnertime!
(They go in the house.)
Season 1: Shoppe.
THE END
End notes: I think this episode is kinda lame, frankly. Oh, and stay tuned for the S1 Epilogue and S2 Prologue.
S1E5
The Conclusion (?)
Opulent: ALRIGHT so what will we eat for picnic?
Jay: I'm not that hungry.
T: Me neither.
Opulent: Me threeither. Let's see... OK I'll fry some shrimp and get a Subway for myself.
T: ... Umm... Are you sure you can fry shrimp?
Opulent: Frying isn't that hard, right? Just dry the pan and add oil and cook until cooked. Let's go to the store!
(They hop in their karts.)
Meanwhile...
Marcelo: Don't you think we should head back-
Red: N O
Blue: Let's take a vote: raise your hand of you want to go back.
(Everybody but Red raises his/her hand.)
Blue: Outvoted, sorry!
Red: F I N E !
Refridge: *cough* Is she always like this?
Blue: Nah, she's just not that happy right now.
... ...
Opulent: Here we are! You buy some shrimp (about 1 liter or quart) and I buy some Subways.
Jay: Ok. To the shrimp section!
... ...
Blue: Here's the deal: Me and Red will shop for toilet paper and porkchops-
Red: And ballpoint pens!
Blue: -while you talk amongst yourselves because you're too young to shop-
Red: ...you silly silly children.
(They leave.)
Nommanic: Okay! Let's shop (shh) without them seeing us!
Everyone: Yeah!
... ...
Opulent: Woah!
Nommanic: What are you doing here?
Opulent: Buying some Subways. You?
Nommanic: Shopping with them-
Opulent: That's it bye!
Nommanic: Bye!
Nashatra: I think I heard... Nommanic talking to himself?
Kevin: WHAT?!?
Nashatra: I know it doesn't make sense... but...
... ...
Red: Okay, 24897483 packages of ballpoint pens. They keep on dissappearing.
Blue: That's too much. *gets whacked*
...
Green: I think he somehow... resisted it?
Yellow: What!
Green: I mean, um, that he didn't seem to be...
... ...
Jay: Okay! Wait where are you going?
Opulent: Getting a pan and a induction heater.
... ...
Refridge: ...so the obvious conclusion is...
Marcelo: ...that there are two Nommanics.
Nashatra: I hate to say it, but that is impossible. As silly as... Refridge taking a swim in an ice-cold... lake!
Refridge: Hey! Where did you see that?
... ...
Opulent: Okay. Time to fry.
(She puts the heat on high and waits for the water to evaporate. Then she adds a generous amount of oil and puts in shrimp in. Suddenly the pan catches fire.)
T: Umm... *squirts water at the fire*
(The fire increases dramatically.)
Jay: R U N
(They hop into their karts.)
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
Jay: *slowing down* So, what are you going to do about the fire?
Opulent: ...It going to be fine.
Jay: *using a golden mushroom* WHEEEEeeeee!!
Opulent: Right. Bagging.
... ...
Refridge: Some ice cream, and- *notices the fire* what's that?!
Everyone else: !!!!!!!!!!
Marcelo: Someone call the fire department!
Nashatra: But YOU'RE the one with the phone.
Marcelo: ...right. *beep boop boop* Hello? I'm in Worst Shopping inc. and there's a huge fire right outside. ... Okay thanks. *hangs up* I guess all we can do is wait.
(Red and Blue run in.)
Red: Naughty children! I TOLD you to stay where you silly kids are AT! I TOLD YOU TO STAY WHERE YOU WERE!
Everybody but Nommanic, Blue, and Red point at him (Nommanic, that is.)
Red: You're GROUNDED for 24736666666666666668920555555555555555555555555555599999999999999992333333333333334777777777777213333333333333333330000000000000000000000000-
Nommanic: ...centimiliyocto seconds.
(He stands still for 2.47366666666670020902074611513 seconds, then walks outside.)
Red: Marcelo! Kevin! You're grounded for 213890 years!
Marcelo: W-what did I do?!
Red: Get in the car, everybody!
(They get in the car.)
... ...
Opulent: Hey, I'm gonna try something.
(She uses a mushroom and grinds on the highway edge.)
Opulent: Oop. That's our exit.
(Everybody exits the highway.)
Jay: Home at last. Hey, are we formally adopted into the family?
Opulent: I don't think so. Red doesn't like boys.
Jay: WHY?!?
Opulent: idk
...but I'll let you on on a secret
(No, you will not find out about the secret. Not now, at least, you forum kids.)
... ...
Red: I'm gonna try something.
(She rams the car into everything)
Red: Whoops! That's our exit.
(She exits the highway.)
Nashatra: Home at last...
Red: Okay everyone! Dinnertime!
(They go in the house.)
Season 1: Shoppe.
THE END
End notes: I think this episode is kinda lame, frankly. Oh, and stay tuned for the S1 Epilogue and S2 Prologue.
hey why aren’t I in this episode
On 2025-07-10 at 21:49:10
Georgie: if you wanted to teleport out of here, WELL YA CANT! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! I PUT A FORCE FIELD ON THR WALLS OF THE SHOP SO IF YOU TRY TO TELEPORT BYOND THE BOUNDARIES OF THE FIELD, YOULL ONLY TELEPORT TO THE WALL AND GET ELECTROCUTED!!!!!
Blue: I don’t believed that. *tries to teleport and get fucking electrocuted and still remains inside the store* you were right…. *dies*
George: hehehehe electrocuted means you dead.
(george don’t care)
Blue: I don’t believed that. *tries to teleport and get fucking electrocuted and still remains inside the store* you were right…. *dies*
George: hehehehe electrocuted means you dead.
(george don’t care)
On 2025-07-08 at 02:48:20
Hey lookie a lot of characters that will not get used until much later!
Yellow
???:???
Much like Green.
Apparently, they know each other.
Gold
Just your totally normal stupid guy. He has been dumped 17 times already.
Silver
Feared by everyone, he is perfect in all respects. Apparently knows... Red?!
Crystal
She aims to be like her father, Silver. Refers to Red as "little sister." Carries a hunting-crop, like all great fictional detectives do. (Sherlock Holmes if you didn't get the reference.)
Ruby
He has a REALLY loud voice. This often annoys others
Sapphire
An up and coming magician. She doesn't know it, but she and Ruby are (half) siblings.
Emerald
Apparently knows Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum. She's currently on a "mission"
Diamond
Has some "powers" that no one really believes in. Apparently, she is Pearl's cousin.
Pearl
Diamond's little cousin, she has Diamond's "powers" to a greater degree.
Platinum
A mysterious picture-book author and illustrator.
Yellow
???:???
Much like Green.
Apparently, they know each other.
Gold
Just your totally normal stupid guy. He has been dumped 17 times already.
Silver
Feared by everyone, he is perfect in all respects. Apparently knows... Red?!
Crystal
She aims to be like her father, Silver. Refers to Red as "little sister." Carries a hunting-crop, like all great fictional detectives do. (Sherlock Holmes if you didn't get the reference.)
Ruby
He has a REALLY loud voice. This often annoys others
Sapphire
An up and coming magician. She doesn't know it, but she and Ruby are (half) siblings.
Emerald
Apparently knows Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum. She's currently on a "mission"
Diamond
Has some "powers" that no one really believes in. Apparently, she is Pearl's cousin.
Pearl
Diamond's little cousin, she has Diamond's "powers" to a greater degree.
Platinum
A mysterious picture-book author and illustrator.
“ Silver
Feared by everyone, he is perfect in all respects. Apparently knows... Red?!” feared by everyone except George because one time he almost choked him to death and he broke several of his bones just because he liked grow a garden
On 2025-07-08 at 02:33:40
Georgie: Our SAFEST item is a nuk-
(He gets frozen by Refri-
Georgie:
(freezes, stabs, star beams, explodes, shoots, whacks, diamond swords, flamethrows, Swifts, Thunders, Surfs, Auroua Beams, Bit, Rollouted, Rock Slid, Quick-Attacked, Dragon Raged, Twistered, Ice Fanged, Sleep Powdered, Psybeam, Confused, Disabled, Thunder Waved, Earthquaked, Magnituded, Flown, Extrasensorized, and Cuts, and hunting-crops refridge to death .)
Red: YOU KILLED HIM!
Georgie: buy my explosive pro controller 2 and your good to go-
Nash: take my money and give it to me because we are leaving and your coming with us.
Georgie: did I ask?
Nash: QUIET OR YOURE BACON
(He gets frozen by Refri-
Georgie:
(freezes, stabs, star beams, explodes, shoots, whacks, diamond swords, flamethrows, Swifts, Thunders, Surfs, Auroua Beams, Bit, Rollouted, Rock Slid, Quick-Attacked, Dragon Raged, Twistered, Ice Fanged, Sleep Powdered, Psybeam, Confused, Disabled, Thunder Waved, Earthquaked, Magnituded, Flown, Extrasensorized, and Cuts, and hunting-crops refridge to death .)
Red: YOU KILLED HIM!
Georgie: buy my explosive pro controller 2 and your good to go-
Nash: take my money and give it to me because we are leaving and your coming with us.
Georgie: did I ask?
Nash: QUIET OR YOURE BACON
Nah, canon Nashata would probably be like:
Nashatra: Huh, v-very nice product!
*she slowly backs away*
Nashatra: I would buy it, but I-I forgot my wallet… Lemme just…
*she would promptly gtfo of there*
or smh like that idk
On 2025-07-08 at 01:05:22
Georgie: Our SAFEST item is a nuk-
(He gets frozen by Refri-
Georgie:
(freezes, stabs, star beams, explodes, shoots, whacks, diamond swords, flamethrows, Swifts, Thunders, Surfs, Auroua Beams, Bit, Rollouted, Rock Slid, Quick-Attacked, Dragon Raged, Twistered, Ice Fanged, Sleep Powdered, Psybeam, Confused, Disabled, Thunder Waved, Earthquaked, Magnituded, Flown, Extrasensorized, and Cuts, and hunting-crops refridge to death .)
Red: YOU KILLED HIM!
Georgie: buy my explosive pro controller 2 and your good to go-
Nash: take my money and give it to me because we are leaving and your coming with us.
Georgie: did I ask?
Nash: QUIET OR YOURE BACON
(He gets frozen by Refri-
Georgie:
(freezes, stabs, star beams, explodes, shoots, whacks, diamond swords, flamethrows, Swifts, Thunders, Surfs, Auroua Beams, Bit, Rollouted, Rock Slid, Quick-Attacked, Dragon Raged, Twistered, Ice Fanged, Sleep Powdered, Psybeam, Confused, Disabled, Thunder Waved, Earthquaked, Magnituded, Flown, Extrasensorized, and Cuts, and hunting-crops refridge to death .)
Red: YOU KILLED HIM!
Georgie: buy my explosive pro controller 2 and your good to go-
Nash: take my money and give it to me because we are leaving and your coming with us.
Georgie: did I ask?
Nash: QUIET OR YOURE BACON