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What you SSBU main says about you (SUBJECTIVE)
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subjective, no hate towards anyone/character
Mario: you either just got the game, you are the biggest Mario enthusiast, or just like ladder combo
DK:funny monkey you love spiking people, or you love cargo throw and only use it
Link:
Samus: hehe I charge extremely op projectile
Dark Samus: you act like you have aura
Yoshi: you're either aMSa or you're a basic Mario fan
Kirby:poyo you either spam Down B, Up B, or Neutral B, or you think he's op but not really (you also have amazing character taste)
Fox: you think this is melee
Pikachu: you're either a basic Pokemon fan or a tryhard
Luigi:
Ness: "PK Fire!"
Captain Falcon: you either think falcon punch is good and spam it, or you're a tryhard
Jigglypuff: you just put people to sleep, or youre HBox
Peach: you're either 6 or a tryhard
Daisy: youre better peach
Bowser: you're either a little brother spamming any move possible, or uh idk that's like the only thing
Ice Climbers: you want wobbling or whatever its called
Sheik: does anyone main sheik?
Zelda: you wish you could still turn into sheik, or you spam sh*t
Dr. Mario: you think he's the same as mario but he is much worse
Pichu: you're trolling
Falco: you are absolutely sick (NOT in a good way) and do that freaking taunt into down smash, or you are really chill
Marth: you are very basic
Lucina: you are a little less basic
Young Link:
Ganondorf: you troll. there is no other option for a Ganon main.
Mewtwo: uh ok
Roy: you aren't Roy koopa so you are less cool but also kinda cool
Chrom: you are worse roy
Mr. Game & Watch: tryhard no one else is maining him
Meta Knight:
Pit: you are very chill
Dark Pit: you spam Side-B, but also pretty chill
Zero-Suit Samus: marss (I'm pretty sure)
Wario: WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIO TIIIIIIIIIME
Snake: you are still hyped for the freaking everyone is here
Ike: this person doesn't exist
Pokemon Trainer: you try to flex maining 3 characters technically
Diddy Kong:funny monkey very technical tryhard
Lucas: Ness but less cool
Sonic: ):< SCREW this character
King Dedede: p e n g u i n
Olimar: this person definitely doesn't exist
Lucario: uh ok
R.O.B.: you're a nerd who says R. O. B. and not Rob
Toon Link:
Wolf: star Fox nerd
Villager: there is something behind those eyes...
Mega Man: sure ig
Wii Fit Trainer: no one has mained her nor played her game
Rosalina & Luma: screw this character kinda
Little Mac: you are the Ganon main
Greninja: you're chill
Miis: you don't exist
Palutena: okay no one cares
Pac-Man: retro nerd
Robin: spammer
Shulk:Xenoblade player get away from me nerd
Bowser Jr.: 6 year old or really chill, but if you play any of the koopalings then what are you doing
Duck Hunt: retro nerd
Ryu: you wish real fighting characters were better in a fighting game filled with non-fighting characters (seriously shut up no one cares if your "real" fighting game character is worse then a robot)
Ken: you're pretty chill
Cloud: fake Nintendo player
Corrin: you don't exist
Bayonetta: either some kid trying to be cool or a smash 4 player
Inkling: Splatoon player and pretty chill
Ridley: Metroid player and you still hype about him
Simon: eh ok
Richter: cool don't care
King K. Rool: DK nerd
Isabelle: aminal corossing nerd
Incineroar: uhm ok
Piranha Plant: troller
Joker: persona fan
Hero: you love gambling (also really boring ass name)
Banjo & Kazooie: sad that he didn't live up to the hype or whatever but still play them
Terry: sure ig
Byleth: no one mains this guy
Min Min: no one mains this guy
Steve: minecraft nerd, tryhard (I hate these guys), or 7 year old Minecraft player who spams
Sephiroth: really fake Nintendo player
Prya/Mythra: you're either 6 and just spam sh*t and be annoying, or you're a sweat and are annoying
Kazuya: first of all, tryhard who I hate, second of all, extremely technical nerd
Sora: no one mains this guy
holy god that took 10 years but uh yea
once again subjective
Mario: you either just got the game, you are the biggest Mario enthusiast, or just like ladder combo
DK:
Link:
Samus: hehe I charge extremely op projectile
Dark Samus: you act like you have aura
Yoshi: you're either aMSa or you're a basic Mario fan
Kirby:
Fox: you think this is melee
Pikachu: you're either a basic Pokemon fan or a tryhard
Luigi:
Ness: "PK Fire!"
Captain Falcon: you either think falcon punch is good and spam it, or you're a tryhard
Jigglypuff: you just put people to sleep, or youre HBox
Peach: you're either 6 or a tryhard
Daisy: youre better peach
Bowser: you're either a little brother spamming any move possible, or uh idk that's like the only thing
Ice Climbers: you want wobbling or whatever its called
Sheik: does anyone main sheik?
Zelda: you wish you could still turn into sheik, or you spam sh*t
Dr. Mario: you think he's the same as mario but he is much worse
Pichu: you're trolling
Falco: you are absolutely sick (NOT in a good way) and do that freaking taunt into down smash, or you are really chill
Marth: you are very basic
Lucina: you are a little less basic
Young Link:
Ganondorf: you troll. there is no other option for a Ganon main.
Mewtwo: uh ok
Roy: you aren't Roy koopa so you are less cool but also kinda cool
Chrom: you are worse roy
Mr. Game & Watch: tryhard no one else is maining him
Meta Knight:
Pit: you are very chill
Dark Pit: you spam Side-B, but also pretty chill
Zero-Suit Samus: marss (I'm pretty sure)
Wario: WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIO TIIIIIIIIIME
Snake: you are still hyped for the freaking everyone is here
Ike: this person doesn't exist
Pokemon Trainer: you try to flex maining 3 characters technically
Diddy Kong:
Lucas: Ness but less cool
Sonic: ):< SCREW this character
King Dedede: p e n g u i n
Olimar: this person definitely doesn't exist
Lucario: uh ok
R.O.B.: you're a nerd who says R. O. B. and not Rob
Toon Link:
Wolf: star Fox nerd
Villager: there is something behind those eyes...
Mega Man: sure ig
Wii Fit Trainer: no one has mained her nor played her game
Rosalina & Luma: screw this character kinda
Little Mac: you are the Ganon main
Greninja: you're chill
Miis: you don't exist
Palutena: okay no one cares
Pac-Man: retro nerd
Robin: spammer
Shulk:
Bowser Jr.: 6 year old or really chill, but if you play any of the koopalings then what are you doing
Duck Hunt: retro nerd
Ryu: you wish real fighting characters were better in a fighting game filled with non-fighting characters (seriously shut up no one cares if your "real" fighting game character is worse then a robot)
Ken: you're pretty chill
Cloud: fake Nintendo player
Corrin: you don't exist
Bayonetta: either some kid trying to be cool or a smash 4 player
Inkling: Splatoon player and pretty chill
Ridley: Metroid player and you still hype about him
Simon: eh ok
Richter: cool don't care
King K. Rool: DK nerd
Isabelle: aminal corossing nerd
Incineroar: uhm ok
Piranha Plant: troller
Joker: persona fan
Hero: you love gambling (also really boring ass name)
Banjo & Kazooie: sad that he didn't live up to the hype or whatever but still play them
Terry: sure ig
Byleth: no one mains this guy
Min Min: no one mains this guy
Steve: minecraft nerd, tryhard (I hate these guys), or 7 year old Minecraft player who spams
Sephiroth: really fake Nintendo player
Prya/Mythra: you're either 6 and just spam sh*t and be annoying, or you're a sweat and are annoying
Kazuya: first of all, tryhard who I hate, second of all, extremely technical nerd
Sora: no one mains this guy
holy god that took 10 years but uh yea
once again subjective
Okay you got all of my mains wrong.
1. Mario: I do LOTS of combos with Mario, other than the ladder combo, and loves to spike with down B - forward aerial.
2. Samus: i combo with jump - Down B and do follow ups like that, and charge my neutral B whenever I get the chance to.
3. Terry: I just combo with him. That’s it.
4. Joker: I love spiking with him, and hey, I’m a persona fan, you actually got me right this time
5. Sephiroth You got me wrong HARD. I’m a really big Nintendo player.
6. Cloud: Same thing. (Btw do t get mad but when I struggle winning against a player with cloud I just do the amari and DASH ATTACK)
7. Pit: thx u got me right
But you got me wrong so much more but I’m not gon a type it all out
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Today at 05:03:46
guys sorry to bring this back up but was super sonic exe on this website really a creepy pasta or a hacker. We’ve heard of it and experience what he has done including me so I genuinely just wanna know lol
was he just making accounts and pretending he was hacking into them to make everyone crap their pants and just troll and scare everyone and wanted to just be the main center of attention of MKPC or it’s prob just the other way around and maybe he actually was real and hacking into accs and stuff
btw i genuinely thinks he’s trolling bc he was playing online one time and he was on vc and he sounded like a freakin 5 year old and I could hear ppl in da background xD I genuinely think he was trolling what’s your thoughts and uh I forgot that’s the end so uh yeah
was he just making accounts and pretending he was hacking into them to make everyone crap their pants and just troll and scare everyone and wanted to just be the main center of attention of MKPC or it’s prob just the other way around and maybe he actually was real and hacking into accs and stuff
btw i genuinely thinks he’s trolling bc he was playing online one time and he was on vc and he sounded like a freakin 5 year old and I could hear ppl in da background xD I genuinely think he was trolling what’s your thoughts and uh I forgot that’s the end so uh yeah
This morning, I saw a topic from him with 4 messages that actually had 2 messages. The topic also said there was apparently a message there recently, even though its last message was the day he got permanently banned which was before I registered my account.
Oh yeah I actually saw that too probably some of the users deleted their messages
Today at 04:52:20
guys sorry to bring this back up but was super sonic exe on this website really a creepy pasta or a hacker. We’ve heard of it and experience what he has done including me so I genuinely just wanna know lol
was he just making accounts and pretending he was hacking into them to make everyone crap their pants and just troll and scare everyone and wanted to just be the main center of attention of MKPC or it’s prob just the other way around and maybe he actually was real and hacking into accs and stuff
btw i genuinely thinks he’s trolling bc he was playing online one time and he was on vc and he sounded like a freakin 5 year old and I could hear ppl in da background xD I genuinely think he was trolling what’s your thoughts and uh I forgot that’s the end so uh yeah
was he just making accounts and pretending he was hacking into them to make everyone crap their pants and just troll and scare everyone and wanted to just be the main center of attention of MKPC or it’s prob just the other way around and maybe he actually was real and hacking into accs and stuff
btw i genuinely thinks he’s trolling bc he was playing online one time and he was on vc and he sounded like a freakin 5 year old and I could hear ppl in da background xD I genuinely think he was trolling what’s your thoughts and uh I forgot that’s the end so uh yeah
On 2026-07-09 at 00:19:47
is there a way to report someone. i am new and earlier someone was spamming me fat n word
Yep, there is a way to report people
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/topic.php?topic=19830
this topic is where you can report people
(also welcome to the community : D)
thank you. i will use this next time i see something like this. i hope there is not alot of bad people online.i want to make friends
unfortunately it is not rare to see people breaking the rules, but just go to the report topic and it'll be dealt with
oh and btw, if you see an inappropriate or rule breaking forum message, there is a report button when hovering over the message, it should look like a red siren thingy
edit: here's what it looks like:
thank you. i hope we can get rid of all the bad guys
Tip: If you ever get lost finding a official topic by the moderators and admins, (such as the report topic) you can always press the forum button at the top of the main menu of the site, press official topics, you can find specifically topics only made by the admins and moderators such as the report topic, and other official topics.
1On 2026-07-05 at 02:43:28
Yo it was so hot outside today that I started humming for no reason💀✌🏾
This morning I had to be in the sun for like 1 or 2 hours and I was so desperate to bath 🛁
At least your air conditioning system wasn't broken for the past nearly 2 weeks (mine was)
Me personally I would die if I would you from the heat, ts is NOT my friend
On 2026-07-04 at 21:51:06
Yo it was so hot outside today that I started humming for no reason💀✌🏾
On 2026-06-28 at 18:58:53
@ WorldRecord I know...
I am so sad to be tied 1st on monthly message count. Pls beat me
I am so sad to be tied 1st on monthly message count. Pls beat me
I don't care about my message count, so I don't care about racing for 1st. Kommisar_K, I agree with you. The message leaderboards are very irrelevant
They should be banished from existence
Dream came true
3On 2026-06-25 at 01:19:31
Got bored so here are all my Japanese games.
I wonder if those Japanese versions are rare....
On 2026-06-23 at 03:29:07
Yesterday I dreamed of the Thundercloud being in MKPC with other items in a new update.
Dude I saw this message and lowkey thought it was a link to something. Who types in underlined orange?
Me too. Like, couldn't you type in any other style but the style where it tricks people that it's a link??
I noticed the trap though because the text would be slightly darker
On 2026-06-21 at 19:44:28
Imagine if somebody makes Shangri La Frontier a real game (idk if a single soul on mkpc has watched that anime)
On 2026-06-14 at 19:35:17
Is The Baldi's Basics anti-piracy screen real?
depending on what screen ur talking abt
1On 2026-06-14 at 02:53:08
anti piracy screens for old games like Donkey Kong Country, is so scary to me, and I don’t know why. I genuinely do not know why so many games did this, and the music stops, weird background, it makes you feel uncomfortable. Somebody please explain this to me.
99% of those "anti-piracy screens" are fan-made fakes that were done either as a troll or just for the joke, while this is not a subject I know much of I don't think anyone would make a whole scary thing when you can just put some black screen saying "hmmm this is pirated f*ck off" and it would end up being the same
Yes, I know which ones are fake and which ones are real. It’s the fact the actual real ones are genuinely more scarier in my opinion.
On 2026-06-13 at 21:49:09
anti piracy screens for old games like Donkey Kong Country, is so scary to me, and I don’t know why. I genuinely do not know why so many games did this, and the music stops, weird background, it makes you feel uncomfortable. Somebody please explain this to me.
My guess is to scare the player off and make them not wanna pirate those games again.
probably lol
On 2026-06-13 at 21:24:44
anti piracy screens for old games like Donkey Kong Country, is so scary to me, and I don’t know why. I genuinely do not know why so many games did this, and the music stops, weird background, it makes you feel uncomfortable. Somebody please explain this to me.
On 2026-06-02 at 20:05:06
in contrary to magpie's post, i just wanna say happy pride month!! i know how difficult it is for LGBTQIA+ people here (including myself) to just live a normal and harmonious life among others, but always remember u should be proud of who u are :3
once again, have a great day and very happy pride month!!
once again, have a great day and very happy pride month!!
not gay myself, but this is true. its not okay to make fun of someone because of what they are, whether they are straight, have a different sexuality than you, and more. if you dont like it, thats okay, but you dont have to spit those words out your mouth to make people be ashamed for just being theirself.
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611On 2026-06-02 at 17:44:04
brotatosynthesis touch some grass yo😭😭https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LVykBqc4m2s
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On 2026-05-29 at 15:57:44
ranking every human on earth bet
bro is that penizguven in F tier? Holy this might be a W ranking
bro is that big stein in S tier? Aw hell nah bro
bro tell me why I see @Nodac64 in F tier, damn💀
benjamin in top, W
bro is that Keinieo in C tier? Man keinieo really is a bum ig
I see FantomeTheif in A tier, OK I guess
bro im BELOW BOTTOM? i might just be a bum OK
why am I on S teir
nah gng thats ya twin u really at D tier
1On 2026-05-28 at 20:11:16
returning to online cuz im bored
(mods plz tell me where the departure/returning topic is i lost it)
(mods plz tell me where the departure/returning topic is i lost it)
On 2026-05-28 at 18:22:46
ranking every human on earth bet
bro is that penizguven in F tier? Holy this might be a W ranking
bro is that big stein in S tier? Aw hell nah bro
bro tell me why I see @Nodac64 in F tier, damn💀
benjamin in top, W
bro is that Keinieo in C tier? Man keinieo really is a bum ig
I see FantomeTheif in A tier, OK I guess
bro im BELOW BOTTOM? i might just be a bum OK
What is the purpose in the two added tiers if they are just S tier and F tier again?
no idea tbh this aint my ranking