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(Game) I give a life to Bowser... / (Jeu) Je donne une vie a Bowser...
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4930 pts ★ Budding pilotToday at 18:05:34
after 8 years, this topic has finally reached the 100 pages milestone! i used to wonder if this would be possible. thank you bowser
2On 2026-11-08 at 19:04:34
Wish granted, but the quote trail magically replenishes as I send this message. Please do not remove the quote trail, my life depends on it.
to Bowser, and global warming stops so that water levels don't rise too much further. to Bowser, but this penalize and the next 3 lasts 0.0001 millisecondsWish granted, but the 5th penalize lasts your entire lifetime.
to Bowser just to keep the topic going.Gims is a french singer
no i meant who is michael jackson /swish granted, but it becomes the only active topic
to Bowser, and the sun becomes green Wish granted, but the sun now emits darkness and cold instead of light and heat.
to Bowser, and I have no more allergies for the rest of my life. Just so that I don't have to scream about pollen and ragweed anymore.wish granted but your pet glaceon gets all the allergies instead
to bowser and i get the ability to give :down: to bowser
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2On 2026-11-08 at 18:33:45
Wish granted, but the quote trail magically replenishes as I send this message. Please do not remove the quote trail, my life depends on it.
to Bowser, and global warming stops so that water levels don't rise too much further. to Bowser, but this penalize and the next 3 lasts 0.0001 millisecondsWish granted, but the 5th penalize lasts your entire lifetime.
to Bowser just to keep the topic going.Gims is a french singer
no i meant who is michael jackson /swish granted, but it becomes the only active topic
to Bowser, and the sun becomes green On 2026-11-07 at 12:09:37
Wish granted, but then he forces you to play one of those Mario maker kaizo levels and you lose all of them except the one you started with
to Bowser and I develop a good MK8D strategy/playstyle
to Bowser and I develop a good MK8D strategy/playstyleGranted. Everyone thinks you cheated so you're banned from playing any other Nintendo products.
to Bowser and I have 500 GB more free space on my PCWish granted, but your PC gets crushed by the air
to bowser and in exchange kfp stops removing the trailWish granted, but the trail never gets removed for an entire 10 years of the topic being used, and it gets so long that it leaves the message box and it takes minutes just to scroll through the whole page.
to Bowser, and everyone who reads this message drops a police react.Wish granted but they also do gamba
to Bowser and the trail gets removed
Wish not granted, Bowser didn't hear your wish.
to Bowser and in exchange my fanfic becomes successful Wish granted, but your fanfic becomes the ONLY topic that anyone can send messages on until it ends, so your fanfic temporarily becomes every topic on the whole forum in one.
to Bowser, and the quote trail will NEVER get deleted under any circumstance. If the quote trail gets deleted, the person who did so gets jumpscared by Sirenhead in the next morning's 3AM.Wish granted. Bowser hates sirenhead as much as you do.
and more people besides @RaisingCanes, @IcebergChristmas, and @Electric_Guitar_Koopa (AKA me) join this topic and no one DELETES THE FREAKING QUOTE TRAILwish granted, but nobody else can use caps.
to bowser and i can use caps as well.WISH GRANTED, BUT EVERY TIME YOU OPEN A BOTTLE, THE LIQUID IN THE BOTTLE STARTS GOING OUT LIKE A FOUNTAIN AND THE CAP HITS THE CEILING AT MAXIMUM FORCE, AND THE FOUNTAIN IS LONG ENOUGH TO REACH SPACE.
TO BOWSER, AND KIDS AND TEENS ALIKE THESE DAYS WATCH REAL TV SHOWS LIKE CARTOONS A LOT MORE OFTEN. YOUTUBE AND TIKTOK ARE NOT REAL TV SHOW PLATFORMS, THEY ARE JUST WEBSITES OR WHATEVER.wish granted, but without all the kids keeping up these platforms they die and close down.
to Bowser and I want a cute fairy companionOn 2026-10-30 at 23:31:36
Wish granted, but the chefs changed and the food tastes horrible
to bowser and in exchange I know how to skateboard
to bowser and in exchange I know how to skateboard(removing quote trail just in case)
Granted. But you don't know any tricks.
to Bowser and I FINALLY get a decent Series Xthe quote trails are an iconic element of this game lol
wish granted, but you immediately regret it and wish you got a ps5 instead
to Bowser, and i want a magic button that makes me win any argument and convince my opponent On 2026-10-29 at 00:55:52
Wish granted, but you absolutely bomb your next 3 language arts tests to make up for it
to Bowser and I actually lock in and finish my essay that's weeks overdue
to Bowser and I actually lock in and finish my essay that's weeks overdueWish granted, but you don't get a good grade...
to Bowser and I BECOME GOD!Granted. But you are not immortal.
to Bowser and Discord stops banning accounts for no reasonGranted,But You Get Banned For Life Before The Request Takes Effect...
To Bowser And I Use My Godly Powers From Last Message To Become Immortal...Granted, but you once again are not immortal.
to Bowser and in return Nintendo remakes Mario's Game Gallery!wish granted, but go fish is dlc and comes 2 years after the release
to bowser and i get a cute jigglypuff that loves me Wish granted, but you get three other jigglypuffs that are crazy.
to Bowser, and I get his army.wish granted, but they only join you begrudgingly. they talk about you behind your back and always sass at you, making it clear they only "obey" you because its what Bowser wants
wish granted, but go fish is dlc and comes 2 years after the release
to bowser and i get a cute jigglypuff that loves me
to bowser and i get a cute jigglypuff that loves me Wish granted but everyone bothers you about it out of curiosity and incapacity to understand. The government and several research centers also try to rip it away from you as they want to study it
to Bowser and I'm able to actually produce songswish granted, you now become able to produce amazing songs that everyone loves and you live an amazing artist life. you die at 27 years old
to Bowser and I want a 3-up moonWish granted, but everyone else gets a 10-up moon and mock you for it.
to Bowser and he ACTUALLY stops doing terrible things to people on this forum
Wish granted, but he never does (your wish wasn't actually registered unfortunately)
to bowser and in exchange I can make a paper airplane properly (yes I don’t even know the simple steps to make a paper airplane)Wish granted, but when you throw a paper airplane, it always lands in your mouth.
to Bowser, and I get a pet Glaceon irl.wish granted, it loves you too much, it always wants to cuddle with you and whenever you're 2 meters away it starts to cry. you're overwhelmed with guilt every time you're away from it, to the point where it starts affecting your ability to concentrate on anything else but your glaceon
to Bowser, and i want the site to be renamed wario fart pc
1On 2026-10-28 at 22:41:37
Wish granted, but you absolutely bomb your next 3 language arts tests to make up for it
to Bowser and I actually lock in and finish my essay that's weeks overdue
to Bowser and I actually lock in and finish my essay that's weeks overdueWish granted, but you don't get a good grade...
to Bowser and I BECOME GOD!Granted. But you are not immortal.
to Bowser and Discord stops banning accounts for no reasonGranted,But You Get Banned For Life Before The Request Takes Effect...
To Bowser And I Use My Godly Powers From Last Message To Become Immortal...Granted, but you once again are not immortal.
to Bowser and in return Nintendo remakes Mario's Game Gallery!wish granted, but go fish is dlc and comes 2 years after the release
to bowser and i get a cute jigglypuff that loves me Wish granted, but you get three other jigglypuffs that are crazy.
to Bowser, and I get his army.wish granted, but they only join you begrudgingly. they talk about you behind your back and always sass at you, making it clear they only "obey" you because its what Bowser wants
wish granted, but go fish is dlc and comes 2 years after the release
to bowser and i get a cute jigglypuff that loves me
to bowser and i get a cute jigglypuff that loves me Wish granted but everyone bothers you about it out of curiosity and incapacity to understand. The government and several research centers also try to rip it away from you as they want to study it
to Bowser and I'm able to actually produce songswish granted, you now become able to produce amazing songs that everyone loves and you live an amazing artist life. you die at 27 years old
to Bowser and I want a 3-up moon
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1On 2026-10-28 at 22:10:39
Wish granted, but you absolutely bomb your next 3 language arts tests to make up for it
to Bowser and I actually lock in and finish my essay that's weeks overdue
to Bowser and I actually lock in and finish my essay that's weeks overdueWish granted, but you don't get a good grade...
to Bowser and I BECOME GOD!Granted. But you are not immortal.
to Bowser and Discord stops banning accounts for no reasonGranted,But You Get Banned For Life Before The Request Takes Effect...
To Bowser And I Use My Godly Powers From Last Message To Become Immortal...Granted, but you once again are not immortal.
to Bowser and in return Nintendo remakes Mario's Game Gallery!wish granted, but go fish is dlc and comes 2 years after the release
to bowser and i get a cute jigglypuff that loves me On 2026-10-25 at 15:12:05
to bowser and i want two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda On 2026-10-17 at 08:30:48
Wish Granted but Bowser's been getting so many lives he didn't need it.
to Bowser and I get everything I ever wanted exactly HOW I wanted them
to Bowser and I get everything I ever wanted exactly HOW I wanted themWish granted, but you keep getting everything you ever want exactly how you want them for the rest of your life, and you get VERY bored later on.
to Bowser, and a lot of Raising Cane's locations open in the Northeast, specifically around Rhode Island.Wish Granted, but that's the only restaurant in the area for the rest of your life.
to Bowser to not have my stomach hurt when I wake up really early.Granted. Now your stomach hurts any other time.
to Bowser and I become the best at math among my classwish granted, but it comes zt the cost of hard work and determination
to Bowser and i want inklings to be realOn 2026-10-14 at 16:05:21
wish granted but only the chains where you're not involved
to bowser and i want princess peach
to bowser and i want princess peach
1On 2026-09-26 at 00:06:22
wish granted but you cant play any of them
to Bowser so that I can actually be good at rdWish granted, but you are only decent at rd, not top player skill and also suck at all other skills (like item play and nerve control).
to bowser and:I will be protected from the psychological consequences of any further wishes I make.
Wish granted, but you cannot make any more wishes! (ignores protection)
to Bowser and I will get Beam.NG Drive on the PS5 on day one! (oct 19)Wish granted but you have too much space on your PS5 to download it and now you're stuck either deleting it or deleting one of your other games.
To bowser and in return Pitchfork gives Digital Pawprint by Knaiyves A 10/10 ratingWish granted, but Pitchfork will be a liar!
to Bowser, and in return I can fucking get first place on the Golden Mushroom cup!Wish granted, but you won't ever be satisfied with that win since you got it from Bowser's wish granting and not from actually being good enough to beat it.
to Bowser, and I want Starlow, Connie, Goombella and Vivian to make it to future Mario rostersOn 2026-05-30 at 12:24:54
i give a life to bowser in exchange i want a free life sized kirby plushie
Wish granted, but uhh... You know Kirby's canonically only 8 inches tall, right?
I give a life to Bowser and I wish I was better at Mario Kart Wii.
Wish granted, but you only be better for a day until you return to your original skill level.
I give a life to Bowser, and in exchange, I wish I was better at track building.
Wish granted, but you can't publish your tracks
I give a life to Bowser, and in exchange, I wish Mario Kart PC got a bunch of new features that made it really awesome
Wish granted, but said features take 2 years to release just for people to not pay attention to them
I give a life to bowser, and intern i want more mkworld tracks that are good
Wish granted, but you're the only one who thinks they're good and everyone else absolutely hates them and refuse to play on them. You're based for loving Toadette btw
to Bowser, and I want him to solve world hungerOn 2026-05-28 at 12:04:00
I give a life to Bowser... In exchange for a 1-UP.
wish granted, you end up with absolutely no change from before, and you regret wasting this opportunity your entire life
to bowser, and i want a pretty super starOn 2026-05-21 at 04:46:36
I give a life to Bowser, and I wish to have no downside
Wish granted but you can't be Kirby anymore
I give a life to Bowser, and I wish to get good at MKPC
Wish granted, Bowser puts you in a forced 24h mkpc training camp for 2 years, and when you get out you're good at mkpc.
to Bowser, and I wish for me and him to exchange places, so now he has to wish upon meOn 2022-10-31 at 16:05:23
@toto-video souhait exaucé mais une mise à jour des défis est faite dans les jours suivants, et je ne sais pas pourquoi, mais elle fait bugger tous tes défis qui deviennent infaisables.
à Bowser et Veno revient sur le site, et arrive enfin à avoir une vie heureuse
à Bowser et Veno revient sur le site, et arrive enfin à avoir une vie heureuse Souhait exaucé mais tu deviens aussi dépressif que lui
désolé
Je donne une vie à Bowser et en échange le thème GBA Luigi Circuit est ajouté à l'éditeur simplifié
je sais plus si je l'ai fait
Souhait exaucé mais avec de terribles graphismes.
à Bowser et je redeviens heureux.Souhait exaucé mais l'auteur n'a pas trouvé d'idée pour minimiser la récompense
aucun rapport mais bon
Je donne une vie à Bowser et en échange je fais des bons résultats sur la Pro League et la Coupe Amateur
Voeu exaucé mais tu sera jamais content de ces résultats car tu a demandé a Bowser et pas fait pas toi même.
Je donne une vie a Bowser,en échange on arrête d'ignorer les messages et on retourne a un seul fil de messages
On 2022-10-31 at 16:03:51
@toto-video souhait exaucé mais une mise à jour des défis est faite dans les jours suivants, et je ne sais pas pourquoi, mais elle fait bugger tous tes défis qui deviennent infaisables.
à Bowser et Veno revient sur le site, et arrive enfin à avoir une vie heureuse
à Bowser et Veno revient sur le site, et arrive enfin à avoir une vie heureuse Souhait exaucé mais tu deviens aussi dépressif que lui
désolé
Je donne une vie à Bowser et en échange le thème GBA Luigi Circuit est ajouté à l'éditeur simplifié
je sais plus si je l'ai fait
Souhait exaucé mais avec de terribles graphismes.
à Bowser et je redeviens heureux.Souhait exaucé mais l'auteur n'a pas trouvé d'idée pour minimiser la récompense
aucun rapport mais bon
Je donne une vie à Bowser et en échange je fais des bons résultats sur la Pro League et la Coupe Amateur
Souhait exaucé mais tu sera toute ta vie en exile sur une planète hostile ( ça rime , j'adore ! )
et mon chat arrête de me griffer , mais aÏeuh !Voeu exaucé mais il te regarde avec un regard noir 24/24
Je donne une vie a Bowser en échange les gens n'utilisent plus les réactions
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1On 2022-10-31 at 16:00:44
Voeu exaucé mais il poste des meilleurs idées que toi et tout le monde suit le topic juste pour Wargor.
to Bowser, in exchange i want to see Wet Bowser
to Bowser, in exchange i want to see Wet Bowser22On 2022-10-29 at 19:10:57
Souhait exaucé sans contrepartie.
à Bowser et je n'ai plus de devoirs pour toute ma vie.
à Bowser et je n'ai plus de devoirs pour toute ma vie.Souhait exaucé, tu n'auras plus jamais de devoirs à faire, mais tu devras aller à l'école chaque jour pour le reste de ta vie.
à Bowser et en échange, @Max-Bros est le prochain à envoyer un message à ce topic.Wish granted, but it actually an terrible actor
to Bowser and MKPC stops gaining toxic playersWish granted, all the current members become toxic players.
to Bowser and I become moderator next yearWish granted, but only if there are moderator applications next year
to Bowser and i also become a moderator next yearWish granted but you're unfair and everyone hates you
to Bowser and in exchange i want to rainbow to include pinkWish granted but it's on rainbow 2
to bowser and StarSplizz's wishes dont come trueWish granted but StarSplizz kills you
to Bowser in exchange i wanna see Dry Bowser Wish granted.
to dry bowser and he uses it on meWish granted, but you die and restart your life and turn into a baby.
to Dry Bowser, and Summer doesn't exist anymore and is replaced by Winter 2On 2022-10-29 at 17:03:45
Souhait exaucé sans contrepartie.
à Bowser et je n'ai plus de devoirs pour toute ma vie.
à Bowser et je n'ai plus de devoirs pour toute ma vie.Souhait exaucé, tu n'auras plus jamais de devoirs à faire, mais tu devras aller à l'école chaque jour pour le reste de ta vie.
à Bowser et en échange, @Max-Bros est le prochain à envoyer un message à ce topic.Wish granted, but it actually an terrible actor
to Bowser and MKPC stops gaining toxic playersWish granted, all the current members become toxic players.
to Bowser and I become moderator next yearWish granted, but only if there are moderator applications next year
to Bowser and i also become a moderator next yearWish granted but you're unfair and everyone hates you
to Bowser and in exchange i want to rainbow to include pinkWish granted but it's on rainbow 2
to bowser and StarSplizz's wishes dont come trueWish granted but StarSplizz kills you
to Bowser in exchange i wanna see Dry Bowser