List of comments from FantomeThief (1140)

Going Cup by Cup with this.
1. The tracks aren't really arranged by difficulty. It's jarring to have a Bowser's Castle in the first cup.
2. The checkpoints are a bit crazy
3. Some of them are badly scaled
4. Some patches that should have offroad don't, you can just drift through the "grass" in most places.
5. Lakeside Park is the best track in the Mushroom Cup, and that isn't saying much when it's already in the Base game.
6. The item walls are bad

Coopa 24 I mean, just because the Tour version wasn't confirmed to exist doesn't make it not a Tour track, like Yoshi's Island.

You missed the part where that track is not only very boring, it's a giant spider web of a mess. They can't take the full remake route for 3D courses, that'd make no sense at all. The only reason the GBA tracks are back is because they're going over everything for the sake of common sense. Essentially, the "originals" were fill in versions of themselves. These remakes are the logical, real versions. The first set were fakes, is what I"m getting at, or held back. These are the Unleashed versions, even if they sometimes fall short of an unleashed feeling(Sky Garden).

Between this and the Eshop thing, I realized you have a lack of understanding that the future exists. They can do anything they want, anytime they want. Just because something isn't here NOW doesn't mean they hate it and will neglect it for the rest of time. Tomorrow is another day, after all.

The Pass isn't strictly for Remade or Unremade. It's strictly for tracks in Tour with a model they can port over with relative ease. They are no new tracks. Secondly, Yoshi Desert and the Wuhu tracks are datamined for Tour, and the circuits are so easy to do anything with that they could do them in a single day, whenever. Banshee Boardwalk is datamined for Tour, and no, the original versions of GBA tracks have been dead since WiiU. They're sticking with the whole GBA remake thing forever. ANd trust me, you do NOT want old Snow Land and it's stupid screen shake.
N64 Rainbow Road is already in 8, do you even know what you're talking about?

I don't think so, but it'll be pretty funny for Switch to have the most tracks but none of them are new.

It'd be called Tour. Tahat is where it's from, after all.

Yeah, it's an oval. There's only so much "fun" that can be had. Also thx @-BTS-

It's coming to Tour in 2 weeks. Don't tell me you guys forgot that it's still a Tour track. Just have a lil' patience.

Dude, what? You literally put in the effort for the outside wall, but there isn't any offroad on the infield, or walls in the infield to keep you on track, no items, the boosts don't work, nada. I'm gonna need to restart 1/5ing all these, gimme a minute.

I wasn't. I just meant I've seen someone over do it with the pipe spam on this map before, and here it is again, completely unrelated, yet still overdoing it a tad. Was just an interesting detail I noticed, not a call out. Would you like me to call you out? We can start with the background, if you want.

I meant on this site, as a course, with a ton of pipes that didn't need to be there.

You also don't need nearly this many pipes, ever. 2/5. I've seen this image somewhere else too...

The name says New York Minute 1,2,3 & 4 already. You don't need the pipes to denote the route, it's New York Minute. Everyone should know all 4.

what's with the pipes?

Not terrible, a bit tight/not entirely accurate, but it's alright. 3/5

Theft is still theft. The only reason to stop is if the thief apologizes and stops stealing.

Stealing is still a crime, regardless of size. And it's not the only track he's stolen recently.

No, 1/5

Uh, PPC is objectively the worst track in this entire cup.