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⛤ Tallulah ⛤

⛤ Ethnicity - Irish
⛤ Nationality - Irish
⛤ Zodiac - Sagittarius / Ophiuchus
⛤ Birthstone - Turquoise / Zircon
⛤ Birth tree - Elder
⛤ Spirit animal - Cat
⛤ Sex - Intersex
⛤ Gender - Female
⛤ Fave colour - Pink
⛤ Fave music genres - Irish folk / Pop punk / Visual kei / Black metal
⛤ Fave songs - Automatic (Tokio Hotel) / Death Valley Queen (Flogging Molly) / May The Living Be Dead [In Our Wake] (Flogging Molly) / Tetris (Plastic Tree) / Endarkenment (Anaal Nathrakh)

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Yesterday at 10:49:01 in The Koopa Life - Ask the Koopali...

Hey guys, so this is something I wanted to try out with my latest fanfic, The Koopa Life. All you need to do is ask a question relating to some or one of the characters in the fanfic, and I'll choose some to be answered by the Koopalings in a future interim episode of the fic!

P.S.: If your question isn't answered in one episode, then it'll likely be answered in another (this will happen maybe two or three times in a Season)

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Yesterday at 10:15:11 in Fanfic - The Koopa Life

Chapter 1-2: The Mohs Annoying Thing To Ever Happen

Bowser's Castle, 04:30 pm

Junior: Why, hello there, Midget.
Lemmy: You're the last person who should be getting the first line in any of VanillaSprinklz' fanfiction.
Junior: (Wails) That's no way to talk to your to-be king, you ungrateful Karen! Now be a good peasant and get back to working on my chariot!
Lemmy: After what happened this morning you're in no position to speak down upon me. And, by the way, I've done all of my chores, so if you don't mind I'll be taking these cookies and this coffee up to my room.
Junior: (Growls) No you haven't! You still have to work on my war chariot!
Lemmy: Of course, my priority in life should be doing something your bratty ass could easily do if you weren't just sat there ordering us around and starting a tyrannical bitchfest! I'm oh so sorry that I'm enjoying the little free time I get instead of tending to your defunct Koopa Clown Car!

With that, Lemmy left for her room with the cookies and coffee mug in hand. Junior just flung himself on the floor and started squealing and wailing like the immature toddler he is. The former was sitting in her room that was adorned in countless plushies and crystals, sipping her coffee and eating cookies, when all of a sudden there was a knock on her door. She curiously opened it, and Iggy was standing there, wrench in hand.

Lemmy: Oh, hey, Iggy.
Iggy: Ugh, this is just great.
Lemmy: What's wrong? Did you try mixing erbium, oxygen, titanium and carbon?
Iggy: No! It's just... ugh, come with me to the kitchen.

When the pair of them got to the kitchen, they saw a huge Morton blocking the doorway.

Morton: Hey Larry, I found the donuts. Larry? Oh well, guess I'll eat these for myself.
Lemmy: Morton, what the hell?!
Morton: Oh, hey, Lemmy. Want a donut?
Lemmy: Iggy, what the actual fuck is going on?!
Iggy: (Growls) It's the Starman Cannon! After we got hit with the energy blast it's caused all this!
Lemmy: The phrase "no shit, Sherlock" comes to mind.
Iggy: Can you be serious for once?! I don't even know how it erupted! I just went to fix it and then a huge bolt of electricity came from my wrench and blew it up!
Lemmy: That's the kind of bullshit Junior would come up with after destroying the castle overnight just so he wouldn't get an ass-whooping from dad.
Larry: Wait, Lemmy, how come your powers aren't going haywire? Iggy blew Wendy's ShyPhone 16 up just by touching it earlier, and I started to grow gills underwater!

Without warning, Ludwig appeared from literally nowhere.

Ludwig: Yes, because we'd certainly believe everything that a snotty-nosed teenager says.
Morton: The hell did Ludwig come from?
Ludwig: Maybe you'd have seen me coming if you all weren't so preoccupied with all these bogus coincidences that have occurred between this episode and the previous. Also, not to be rude, but Morton, this "diet" of yours clearly isn't working.
Morton: Hey! I ate three Brussels sprouts this year!
Lemmy: Congratulations, now go find a toothbrush.
Iggy: Wait, Lemmy, how come your power levels aren't flicking on and off? Says here your power levels have remained constant since this morning when you first got them.
Ludwig: Please, you're as stupid as Larry when he sees an AI song on BooTube about two differently coloured Yoshis from a popular mod of some children's music game falling in love with each other and getting cheated on. None of us have "powers," and if we did, they'd be there from the start.
Larry: Buppity bup-bup bup, yes-yes-
Ludwig: Yes, we all know you have terrible hygiene and have no social life outside of some poor Koopa toddlers in your BooTube comment section who genuinely enjoy your drab videos. Now shut up for the remainder of the episode and go take a bath, since you claim you love water so much.
Larry: (Whines) Fine, jerkhole. You're not a Sigmakoopa anyway! Only real Rogan Maulers know-

After going away, Larry was quickly knocked over by a reckless Junior, who then waltzed over to the rest of the Koopalings like the Queen of Sheba.

Junior: Why, hello, wank stains.
Iggy: Can you piss off? I'm trying to find out why our powers are going haywire and why Lemmy's just aren't.
Junior: There's a simple explanation for that, Nerdy. Take a look at the kitchen, of course Piggy's stuck in there. Just send him to a fat camp and it'll be okay.
Ludwig: For once I agree with Junior.
Lemmy: Junior, shut the fuck up. Something happened with Iggy's Starman Cannon and people have just gone haywire over it.
Junior: (Smirks) Good, now I can get you all kicked out of the castle for destroying everything. Have fun on the streets, peasants!

As the young Koopa plodded off to tell his father about the damage and potentially get the Koopalings evicted, the siblings were all just completely shocked.

Wendy: (Cries) Dumb scientist brother makes invention and gets us evicted for it. #FML
Lemmy: Yeah, great going, Iggy. Because of your stupid inventions Larry actually has to go outside, Wendy needs to get off of her ShyPhone for more than five seconds, Morton needs to go on a diet and I have to talk to other women who aren't myself or Wendy.
Roy: Yo dudes, what's goin' on?
Lemmy: Iggy's Starman Cannon made everyone's powers go haywire and end up destroying half of the castle, so now Junior's trying to get us kicked out of the castle.
Roy: Iggy, why'd ya do that, man? I thoughts you was the cool one, not the stupid one.
Iggy: (Sighs) I'm sorry, guys. I just wanted to actually help out the Darklands by making something that would power it without the need for constantly needing to dig stuff up to make electricity.
Ludwig: (Growls) You're not bloody sorry. If you were sorry, you'd have a way out of this clusterfuck as usual, but no. You break that dumb thing TWICE and you just sit there like nothing is ever your fault while Junior waltzes in like the bloody King of England and threatens to evict all of us.
Wendy: Wait, Iggy, didn't you say Lemmy's the only one whose powers weren't going crazy?
Iggy: Yeah, before. But then my own powers were affected and I blew up the meter.
Roy: I say it's worth a shot!
Lemmy: Yeah, but what do you expect me to do, fix the entire second floor with crystal walls?
Iggy: (Sighs) No, but if we can get to the Starman Cannon and you can seal it with a bunch of crystals, then we can clean up the mess easily.
Ludwig: This is even dafter than when you came up with the idea of the Starman Cannon last episode.
Iggy: Technically speaking it was VanillaSprinklz' idea to write about that thing, even if I made it in-universe.
Ludwig: Are you seriously relying on the bloody author to fix everything in a jiffy? This is a fanfiction, not Tomodachi Life.
Lemmy: Can we maybe stop arguing to have an excuse for breaking every boundary of this universe imaginable and actually focus on the task at hand, please?
Bowser: (Roars) KOOPALINGS!
Roy: That'll be about the cannon, won't it?

When the Koopalings made it to the throne room, Junior was sobbing in Bowser's arms, the latter clearly having fallen for his son's crocodile tears.

Bowser: (Snarls) You've REALLY done it this time, Koopalings!
Ludwig: The hell did we do? Iggy's the one who got us into this mess; we were looking for a way to clean up after the lazy bugger.
Iggy: Yeah dad, Ludwig's right. This is my fault.
Bowser: (Roars) I DON'T WANNA HEAR THOSE BULLSHIT EXCUSES FROM ANY OF YOU! FIRST YOU UPSET JUNIOR AND BEAT HIM UP, THEN YOU DESTROY HALF THE CASTLE AFTER ALL I DO FOR YOU!
Lemmy: (Snarls) YEAH?! AND WHAT DO YOU ACTUALLY DO FOR US?! YOU BELIEVE JUNIOR'S LIES ALL THE DAMN TIME AND THE ONE TIME ONE OF US CROSSES A LINE OR JUNIOR SNITCHES TO YOU, WE'RE ALL IN THE SAME FUCKING SHIT!

At that everyone fell silent, even Bowser. Eventually Ludwig broke the deafening silence, his eyes wide like saucers.

Ludwig: Holy shit, Lemmy.
Wendy: Sister reasonably crashing out at dad. #SlayQueen
Bowser: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN "REASONABLY," WENDY?! THAT LITTLE SHIT STAIN JUST BELLOWED AT ME FOR NO REASON!
Kamek: You did kind of yell at them over some lies that Junior told you, Bowser.
Roy: Yeah, dad. Can't lie, Lemmy just saids what we all was thinkin'. Junior's clearly ya favourite kid just 'cuz he's ya only biological one.
Bowser: (Growls) DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT?!
Ludwig: Yes. You always believe his lies, yet the moment any of us say anything even slightly out of line, you just roar and snarl at all of us as if it's any of our business in the first place.
Bowser: Wait, where the hell is Morton?
Morton: Why am I so tiny?
Iggy: Wait, that's it! Maybe we need to-
Junior: Oh, shut up, Four Eyes! Daddy, evict them all! NOW!
Kamek: Please don't fawn to his demands, Your Highness...
Bowser: JUNIOR, THE KOOPALINGS ARE DAMN RIGHT! GO TO YOUR ROOM! IF I CAN YELL AND BREATHE FIRE AT THEM, THEN I'LL DO THE SAME TO YOU!
Kamek: (Whispers) Hallelujah...

At that, Junior bolted upstairs in a huff, squealing and wailing.

Morton: Hey, I'm being serious. Why the hell am I small?! I'm shorter than Lemmy now!
Lemmy: Now you know what it's like to be the smallest Koopaling, Great Wall of China.
Morton: What's that?
Iggy: Morton, did you ever actually go to school?
Morton: Yeah, I was there for lunch.
Lemmy: That explains why you can eat literally anything and everything, and why your skull's as bottomless as your stomach is.

After the Koopalings left the throne room, Iggy explained his plan to them.

Iggy: Well I think I have a way to stop the Starman Cannon from destroying even more of the castle.
Ludwig: Let's hear it then, Isaac Newton.
Iggy: Well, I've noticed that each of you have your own unique powers. Since Larry can breathe underwater, he can go fish out the Starman Cannon that I tossed into the castle pool. Morton can change his size to block the door to prevent any more of the energy from leaking out. I'll deactivate it by zapping it with electricity, at which Lemmy will encase it in crystal, Roy will destroy it, and we all get out of the lab before we go haywire again.
Wendy: Wait, what'll me and Ludwig do?
Iggy: You can post the entire thing to your GoomBook and TikTokClok, I guess. As for Ludwig, he can just go to Victorian London in his dreams for all I care.
Morton: This isn't fair, why does VanillaSprinklz always add in references I don't understand?
Lemmy: Maybe you'd understand them better if you went to school for something other than just lunch. Now stop breaking the universe's boundaries again, we have to go stop this thing before it causes any more chaos!
Junior: Why, hello there, pussies.
Ludwig: Didn't dad tell you to fuck off to your room just fifteen lines ago?
Junior: Oh, that was just a timeout! Daddy would never punish me because he loves me much more than he loves you lot combined!
Lemmy: Junior, please shut the fuck up for the remainder of the episode.
Junior: (Squeals) NO! I WILL BE AS LOUD AS I WANT! I HAVE THE RIGHT TO BOSS YOU ALL AROUND BECAUSE I AM AUTH- AUTHOR- OSTRICH- OH FORGET IT! I'M TELLING DADDY!
Ludwig: Good, we're not going back to the throne room until the very end of the episode.
Junior: (Wails) I hate you, Koopalings!
Koopalings: Likewise.

By the time the Koopalings had made it to Iggy's lab, they had completely lost sight of Junior. It was nearly time to put the plan into action.

Morton: Is this the Starman Cannon?
Lemmy: No Morton, it's the Mega Mushroom Cannon. Were you actually paying attention to the plot of this episode?
Morton: Hey, it's hard to concentrate on an empty stomach!
Lemmy: You had ample opportunities to eat anything inedible and you wait until now to say you didn't even understand a thing because you couldn't be bothered to eat a chair and Gringill baguette or something?
Iggy: Can you two stop bickering? I need to make sure you've all understood the plan.
Ludwig: Perfect, I get to sleep in my room for the rest of the episode so I don't have to deal with you guys' bullshit. Toodles!
Wendy: Siblings saving our asses for the second time today. #PopOffQueens

As everyone was getting ready to disarm the Starman Cannon, Junior came prancing downstairs once more, just as Ludwig was getting ready to go back to his room.

Ludwig: Oh great. The twat's already finished his second timeout.
Lemmy: The fuck do you want now, Junior?
Junior: (Giggles) Oh, nothing. Just wanted to see what my lovely twathead siblings were up to!

Junior waddled over to the Starman Cannon with a smirk plastered on his bulbous face, clearly scheming something.

Junior: Ooh, I wonder what these buttons do?
Iggy: Junior, don't touch that!
Junior: (Wails) Quiet, Nerdy! I'll do whatever I want!

As the petulant little miscreant was busy messing around with the Starman Cannon, the machine made a lowing noise, as if it was ready to erupt again. Lemmy made the quick decision to encase the meddler in crystals again to prevent further harm from being done.

Lemmy: Finally. That was six lines too many. Well, seven if you include Wendy making yet another pointless story to post to her Ninjigram.
Larry: (Quivers) Uh, Lemmy?
Lemmy: Larry, why the hell do you have gills? You're not in water.
Larry: Can you be serious for once, jerkface?!
Lemmy: I was being serious. Now what's the matter?
Larry: Look around...

Lemmy looked around, seeing her siblings going insane again from the effects of the Cannon near exploding, and screamed in terror.

Lemmy: Oh God, we were so preoccupied with Junior's bullshit that we forgot about disabling the Starman Cannon!
Ludwig: Well, we're the only two who seem to be unaffected by Junior's meddling, and there's no way Iggy's plan is following through now.
Lemmy: You're right, we've gotta stop the others from destroying more of the castle.
Ludwig: Well done, you've summarised the entire episode up until this point.
Lemmy: (Groans) Whatever, can we just get this over with?

The pair of them ran up to the cannon, but when Ludwig even went to push the Cannon's On-Off Switch, he was knocked back into the wall.

Lemmy: (Screams) Ludwig!

Lemmy's powers suddenly started to go out of control under the effects of the Cannon, and seeing her siblings' powers also going crazy didn't help things any.

Lemmy: (Squeals) Why am I shooting crystals everywhere like a Touhou boss?! Wait... if I can aim these towards the Cannon...

Lemmy aimed her crystal projectiles towards the Starman Cannon, and luckily, one of them hit the On-Off Switch, but she soon fell unconscious as all of her siblings' power levels went back to normal.

Larry: Lemmy!
Roy: (Sniffs) Oh no, please don't say this episode has a sad ending...

Thinking quickly, Wendy put her hand against Lemmy's jugular. A pulse. She was still alive.

Wendy: Oh good, she's still alive... but we have got to get her to her room to rest.
Morton: Does this mean I can eat her ice cream that she left in the fridge?
Ludwig: And he's forgotten about the diet plan already. Whoop-de-fucking-doo.

As the Koopalings left to take Lemmy to her room to get some sleep, Junior broke his head free from the crystals, thankfully unable to throw a temper tantrum again.

Junior: (Wails) I hate you, Koopalings!

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On 2025-07-15 at 20:50:00 in Another Platformer

This is a project I'm gonna start working on in Game Boy Studio fairly soon. There are 7 Worlds and each have 6 levels, which each end with a unique World boss, with Level bosses sprinkled between, kinda like in Doki Doki Panic.

Each of the 7 Worlds has its own unique theming, these being:
⛤ Hill-World (Standard grasslands World that most 2D platformers inspired by Mario start off with)
⛤ Sand-World (Desert World inspired mostly by Incan Peru, honestly what more can I say other than the fact it's a combination of desert and mountain levels)
⛤ Factory-World (Well I need a World to introduce other enemy types that aren't as easy to defeat as a Goomba or a Koopa Troopa, and a factory just fits because bombs)
⛤ Haunt-World (Honestly just wanted an excuse to have an autumn World in this game but here it works, especially for a later World)
⛤ Seaside-World (Seems a little odd at first to have a seaside be the 5th World out of 7 but trust me this will work, especially as the enemies are generally more difficult to defeat)
⛤ Snowy-World (Again, this seems rather odd at first, but icy levels are an absolute pain to me in 2D platformers, especially with standard Game Boy Color physics at best)
⛤ Dark-World (I could've literally gone with any other name that doesn't just directly allude to SMB3 but the name actually fits as there are a lot of dark areas both inside and outside of boss fights)

As for the enemies, I don't have sprites yet, but I can provide a basic description of some of them:
⛤ Dudling : Walks left and right, can be jumped on to defeat it
⛤ Tortoiseshell : Walks left and right, can be jumped on to send it into its shell, which can be kicked
⛤ Bombdor: Flies left and right, drops eggs to the ground which explode on contact with it
⛤ Mowai : Moves horizontally towards the player when the latter is looking away, can be jumped on to stun for 3 seconds
⛤ Kaboombox : Walks left and right, explodes 3 seconds after being jumped on
⛤ Calico : Walks left and right but cannot be jumped on (it has a jellyfish on its head)
⛤ Conger : Pops out of the ground to attack, can be jumped on twice to defeat it
⛤ Pumpkit : Jumps around left and right, can be jumped on thrice to defeat it
⛤ Nosfar : Flies in a sine pattern, cannot be jumped on
⛤ Yeti : Throws boulders from platforms above the player, can be jumped on thrice to defeat it

As for the playable characters, it'll just be me, Hazel and Krystal (Hazel = Chloe, Krystal = Kay-Kay, if anyone was wondering)

More info coming soon, so watch this space !