MKPC Stupid Feature Suggestions
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9516 pts ★ ExpertOn 2025-04-24 at 16:00:59
When you complain a lot in a forum topic then you get banned for 20 centuries and have a Mario Luigi facepalm on your profile picture without being able to change that image. And nobody, even Wargor himself, wouldn't be able to cancel that ban.
On 2025-04-24 at 20:09:11
kart customization, mario kart wii graphics instead of SNES, new stats like items drift offroad and other, new smileys (i need the you´re welcome smiley), etc. hey hazel! i hope you like this suggestion!
Still not what this topic is about
i made a good one! not a bad one!
i'm not saying that it is bad, it's just that this topic is for 'Stupid MKPC Update Ideas' so the ideas should be bad because that's the point of this topic, not to make good suggestions.
btw with some of those suggestions I agree, but they can't make the graphics Wii's graphics cause they don't have the scenes and sprites for Mario kart wii
but mario kart wii graphics looks like bad, but can be added to MKPC in the next update and i hope is mario kart PC WII!
...ARE YOU MAD???? Why the heck are we even going there??? MARIOKART PC IS 2D AND WILL STAY 2D!!!
nope, will not stay 2D, gonna be 3D instead, so stop being rude pls!
Who said you're Wargor? Forum kids... (Don't blame the short bug for this)
this guy is a weirdo
Agreed. I'm trying not to crash out because bro just said MKWii graphics are bad. HE'S BASICALLY SAYING YOU SHOULD EXPECT 4K GRAPHICS OUT OF 2008 RENDERING ON A 480P CONSOLE!!!
but looks like a bit bad... and i want when this gonna be added! so calm down!
this topic not about add future updates, topic is about joke updates that not get added ok?
phew, thank you! the other one where they suggested a lot of stuff including me! gonna be added for the next update! minus these suggestions on this topic!
Yesterday at 00:15:48
anyone who gets mario-dead reacts on their messages get their vr and their time trial points and their challenge points reset
Yesterday at 04:02:43
Tracks are now entirely holes except for a really slim line in the center of the road, so you always gotta keep perfectly in the center while racing
Oh and the holes themselves aren’t even visible, the tracks are completely unchanged visually
Oh and the holes themselves aren’t even visible, the tracks are completely unchanged visually
Yesterday at 04:07:30
Terrible idea
Your username can only be one letter long, people can share usernames, and profile pictures are ALWAYS default
Now it's impossible to tell people apart from each other lol
Your username can only be one letter long, people can share usernames, and profile pictures are ALWAYS default
Now it's impossible to tell people apart from each other lol
Yesterday at 04:17:55
upon starting a race, your keybinds will be automatically set to other random keys. they cannot be changed during the race
Yesterday at 04:21:32
FLINT AND STEEL
sets a portion of the map on fire
sets a portion of the map on fire
Yesterday at 04:50:26
People who ping other people are forced to change their name to the person they pinged
Example:
Mario's new name is now Luigi
Example:
Mario's new name is now Luigi
That would be great except two people can't share usernames.
How about they swap usernames?
WAIT. Scratch that. They literally become each other.
Therefore, in this scenario, Mario is now Luigi, and Luigi is now Mario, but in real life.
Yesterday at 05:43:17
Wait wait, I got a better one
The wacky antics of the in-game racing have realistic consequences
The wacky antics of the in-game racing have realistic consequences
Yesterday at 10:20:10
Terrible idea
Your username can only be one letter long, people can share usernames, and profile pictures are ALWAYS default
Now it's impossible to tell people apart from each other lol
Your username can only be one letter long, people can share usernames, and profile pictures are ALWAYS default
Now it's impossible to tell people apart from each other lol
Wrong DMs would become more frequent than ever
Yesterday at 10:20:45
my idea:
every time you use an item the track turns into baby park!
you will not be able to change it from baby park to the track you're playing!
every time you use an item the track turns into baby park!
you will not be able to change it from baby park to the track you're playing!
Yesterday at 14:11:49
Item: Comeback Clock
Only accessible on lap 3 and only 1 can spawn per race. If a player uses this item, it adds 1 lap to the overall counter, so players will have to finish 4 laps instead of 3, giving them more time to comeback.
They get blue shelled at the finish line no matter what position they are in each lap tho.
Only accessible on lap 3 and only 1 can spawn per race. If a player uses this item, it adds 1 lap to the overall counter, so players will have to finish 4 laps instead of 3, giving them more time to comeback.
They get blue shelled at the finish line no matter what position they are in each lap tho.