Stupid Item Ideas.
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5000 pts ★ NoviceOn 2025-04-22 at 09:53:43
An item that gets rid of your kart and makes you run.
But you run out of stamina randomly and have to walk.
But that is why Mario kart is called Mario kartBut you run out of stamina randomly and have to walk.
On 2025-04-23 at 02:36:36
the red bob-omb: it explodes and closes the mkpc tab your currently using
On 2025-04-23 at 03:21:05
Big bob-omb: a stupidly overpowered bob-omb that makes an explosion that is big enough to cover the entire track, and when it hits you, it sends you so far up into the air to the point where you do not land back on the ground until a minute has passed.
On 2025-04-23 at 05:25:44
an item that freezes and crashes you're pc cause it is 110488492 quettabytes in size
On 2025-04-23 at 08:59:01
The super game crasher cracking everyones computer.
On 2025-04-23 at 09:16:15
We need an item that, when pulled, resets your vr to 5,000
On 2025-04-23 at 17:12:56
Ultra Feather. Makes you jump so high that you reach Neptune.
2On 2025-04-23 at 17:16:37
Ultra Feather. Makes you jump so high that you reach to Neptune.
and the reverse feather
it makes you go into the ground
3On 2025-04-23 at 21:36:29
We need an item that, when pulled, resets your vr to 5,000
On 2025-04-23 at 21:38:49
We need an item that, when pulled, resets your vr to 5,000
And then if you pull it again you get 0 VR.
On 2025-04-23 at 21:40:21
We need an item that, when pulled, resets your vr to 5,000
And then if you pull it again you get 0 VR.
no you get negative 5k vr
On 2025-04-23 at 21:42:06
We need an item that, when pulled, resets your vr to 5,000
And then if you pull it again you get 0 VR.
no you get negative 5k vr
Hey! What about -100000000000000000000000000000 VR rank? (THEN YOU CAN HAVE A NEGATIVE SUPERSTAR RANK
)
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On 2025-04-24 at 16:10:32
We need an item that, when pulled, resets your vr to 5,000
And then if you pull it again you get 0 VR.
no you get negative 5k vr
Hey! What about -100000000000000000000000000000 VR rank? (THEN YOU CAN HAVE A NEGATIVE SUPERSTAR RANK
)Ranking about 1 to 20000000000 VR
why did talking about VR?
On 2025-04-26 at 17:27:36
The star shell (when you hit it you get infinite star items).
On 2025-05-09 at 00:14:39
@TheTruePro100 talked about golden lightning in the MKPC update suggestion forum
Golden lightning is a lightning that you can spam like a golden mushroom
Golden lightning is a lightning that you can spam like a golden mushroom
That's way too overpowered and unfair to other players
That's the entire point of this thread.
On 2025-05-09 at 00:18:41
@TheTruePro100 talked about golden lightning in the MKPC update suggestion forum
Golden lightning is a lightning that you can spam like a golden mushroom
Golden lightning is a lightning that you can spam like a golden mushroom
That's way too overpowered and unfair to other players
That's the entire point of this thread.
That message is so old I already got the point, like 2 months ago...
On 2025-05-09 at 00:27:33
The Destroyer Item. It destroys Walls, Opponents, Decors, Item Boxes, ETC. Effects Last for 30 Seconds.
But does it destroy pit?
On 2025-05-09 at 00:44:51
Recoverless Spiny Shell:
if this shell hits you, your cooked, it spawns 1000 more bot players who are 1000x faster than you and the lap count(for bots only) Is cut down to 2,
and your lap count(players only) is now 100 laps, and it teleports you far out of bounds and you must make it back to the course and by then all the CPUs would have won by now and you wouldn't even have time to drive all 100 added laps
meaning you automatically lose and your VR gets automatically knocked down to a-99
and the mega superstar rank you worked so hard for is taken away from you and you get the ultra noob rank,
not only that but also when it hits you it notifies your whole town that you suck at mario kart (via email)
if this shell hits you, your cooked, it spawns 1000 more bot players who are 1000x faster than you and the lap count(for bots only) Is cut down to 2,
and your lap count(players only) is now 100 laps, and it teleports you far out of bounds and you must make it back to the course and by then all the CPUs would have won by now and you wouldn't even have time to drive all 100 added laps
meaning you automatically lose and your VR gets automatically knocked down to a
and the mega superstar rank you worked so hard for is taken away from you and you get the ultra noob rank,
not only that but also when it hits you it notifies your whole town that you suck at mario kart (via email)
On 2025-05-09 at 01:47:16
The Ultra Horn:
So loud it not only causes everyone to spin out (including you), but also makes everyone deaf, meaning the game no longer has any music or sound effects.
So loud it not only causes everyone to spin out (including you), but also makes everyone deaf, meaning the game no longer has any music or sound effects.
On 2025-05-18 at 18:48:32
Golden spiny shell
The heck do you THINK it does-
The heck do you THINK it does-