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Messages 186 - Bowser Bowser
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battle5000 pts ★ Novice
Ireland
JOKE HERE
it can be anything, from the internet to a family joke or even ur own jokes

heres mine
kind of bad dad joke warning

Which member of the Case family brings way too much luggage on their flight?
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Justin Case
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Messages 437 - Metal Luigi Metal Luigi
vs19609 pts ★ Master
battle5017 pts ★ Novice
Sweden
There were Three people. they would jump of an trnpolin into an pool and what they said they would land in. The first one said Gold, the second said diamands and the last one looked att the clock and said o sh!t I am late
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Messages 384 - Luigi Luigi
vs5286 pts ★ Novice
battle5000 pts ★ Novice
Canada
Got this from the internet


A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation."
Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.

The frog says $30,000.

The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager.

Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. He wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"

The bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone"

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