Talk about everything, but with an abc's twist

Unextpectedly, the bananas have returned, except the price has now gone up 1000%

V stepped into the crowd. I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars: We are here. We are waiting.
Extracting file shfoueh_3704.exe ...
Uploading COM-signal...
Contacting V...
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Upload complete.Optimus out.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?
I have 2 sus followers!!!

X is 10 in roman numerals

You are the best! )

Zen is the goat of Rocket League

FINISH!!!

Awesome

BANANAS!! ATTACK!!!
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Causing shock among all people in the world, bananas have officially been banned worldwide because people keep using their peels to litter on the ground hoping someone will slip on them and fall, and someone from Ukraine by the name of M2M0M1M5 figured out how to make bananas come to life and attack people. They also interfere with go-karting because bananas make go-karts spin out instead of being squished for some reason.

Daddy let the bananas out

Exotic drops in Rocket League can give black market items

Fun Fact: In Sonic CD, the good futures in the zones have some sort of blue hue to them, since Sonic is responsible for creating the good futures. Take Quartz Quadrant for example

Great. everything is gone. these bananas have ruined my life.

Helmgart is a really cool place and nothing bad happens there and there are no man-sized rats in the sewers.

I... Am Steve

Just play bowserjr in MKPC

KingMeteorStudios on YouTube has good Sonic CD music