What weird quotes do you randomly think of
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5595 pts ★ NoviceOn 2026-01-11 at 13:35:24
"YOU KILLED-A MY BROTHER, YOU SONS OF A BITCHES!" - Mario
On 2026-01-18 at 07:22:49
"Hey yall scott here" - Scott the Woz
On 2026-01-18 at 10:14:44
All one must do Is lock in
-Renokas1 (the free bird guy)
-Renokas1 (the free bird guy)
On 2026-01-18 at 12:29:42
"Ah yes, it's another Chewsday for me"
On 2026-01-26 at 18:00:48
"It doesn't matter if your pronouns are he/him, she/her or they/them, because, at the end of the day, it's night!"
"You know, I don't even believe anything, BUT YOU'RE BLEEDING OUT SOME REAL BULLSHIT HERE! YOU'RE A FLUKE!"
"I hear voices inside my head ;( they tell me to eat my veggies D:"
"Next level starts, and we're in Japan. There's a secret boss called Hatsune Miku. Then we open her up like a can of sardines! *gunshot*"
"To celebrate, they kick Panama out of Panama and make a canal"
"🎶 Except Turkey! Turkey makes a brand new Turkey! 🎶"
"Persia just made Persia Persian again"
"a nonbinary guitar renter was in a car crash (a gender bender fender lender fender bender)"
"YOU'LL NEVER TOUCH MY NO NO SQUARE AGAIN!! SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE!! AAAAAAAAAA-"
"Paint brush. I don't know what could be better than that."
*looks up at item labelled "better paint brush"*
"My god."
"Why'd you join the army?"
"I flipped a coin."
"You know what they say: the happier the cat, the higher the cookie production rate will go up by in several decimals!"
"RELEASE. THE SHOPPING SHARKS."
"If you're a singlet, you're harming the plural community."
"My name is Flowey and I AM RACIST-"
"Home > Dating tips > 12 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Shy Guy"
"Okay, hold up, I have a theory. Oh my god. You guys- you guys are so ready. Are you- are you guys ready? You guys know the word Rudy? If you were to rearrange the words, it spells The Roaring Knight. Isn't that insane?"
"My hitbox ran away from me"
"You know, I don't even believe anything, BUT YOU'RE BLEEDING OUT SOME REAL BULLSHIT HERE! YOU'RE A FLUKE!"
"I hear voices inside my head ;( they tell me to eat my veggies D:"
"Next level starts, and we're in Japan. There's a secret boss called Hatsune Miku. Then we open her up like a can of sardines! *gunshot*"
"To celebrate, they kick Panama out of Panama and make a canal"
"🎶 Except Turkey! Turkey makes a brand new Turkey! 🎶"
"Persia just made Persia Persian again"
"a nonbinary guitar renter was in a car crash (a gender bender fender lender fender bender)"
"YOU'LL NEVER TOUCH MY NO NO SQUARE AGAIN!! SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE!! AAAAAAAAAA-"
"Paint brush. I don't know what could be better than that."
*looks up at item labelled "better paint brush"*
"My god."
"Why'd you join the army?"
"I flipped a coin."
"You know what they say: the happier the cat, the higher the cookie production rate will go up by in several decimals!"
"RELEASE. THE SHOPPING SHARKS."
"If you're a singlet, you're harming the plural community."
"My name is Flowey and I AM RACIST-"
"Home > Dating tips > 12 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Shy Guy"
"Okay, hold up, I have a theory. Oh my god. You guys- you guys are so ready. Are you- are you guys ready? You guys know the word Rudy? If you were to rearrange the words, it spells The Roaring Knight. Isn't that insane?"
"My hitbox ran away from me"
On 2026-01-26 at 18:04:24
"DOOM? DOOM? WHAT DO YOU MEAN DOOM!!!"
On 2026-01-26 at 20:04:31
"Asgore Piss Theory"
"Let's get this farty sharted!"
"Salesperson Ena... Spamton Ena... Spamt Ena... Spamtenna- NO-"
"Non-binary weddings be like "I now pronouns you they and them""
"Trans women are women"
1000 years later...
"hholy shit... sans undertale....."
"I'm a gay furry living in a heterosexual hellscape!"
"No girlfriend? BECOME THE GIRLFRIEND"
"1 day ago - Gaming disorder officially recognised by the World Health Organisation"
"2 hours ago - World Health Organisation finally stops classifying trans people as mentally ill"
"Top hats imply the existence of a bottom hat"
"Cat ears"
"Let's get this farty sharted!"
"Salesperson Ena... Spamton Ena... Spamt Ena... Spamtenna- NO-"
"Non-binary weddings be like "I now pronouns you they and them""
"Trans women are women"
1000 years later...
"hholy shit... sans undertale....."
"I'm a gay furry living in a heterosexual hellscape!"
"No girlfriend? BECOME THE GIRLFRIEND"
"1 day ago - Gaming disorder officially recognised by the World Health Organisation"
"2 hours ago - World Health Organisation finally stops classifying trans people as mentally ill"
"Top hats imply the existence of a bottom hat"
"Cat ears"
On 2026-01-26 at 20:30:20
Don't be a dino-phobe, Luigi. It takes all colours to make a rainbow. Except black. There's no black in a rainbow.
-Mario
-Mario
On 2026-01-27 at 07:36:40
synapses fire
- some video one of my maths teachers used to teach us that there is no such thing as a maths person or whatever
- some video one of my maths teachers used to teach us that there is no such thing as a maths person or whatever
On 2026-01-31 at 00:50:23
BIG fist. His fist is BIG!
On 2026-01-31 at 02:13:11
I'll use my trusty frying pan as a drying pan
-Brock from the anime
-Brock from the anime
On 2026-01-31 at 03:01:13
"Hello? Ma, I told you not to call me here. I'm making a movie!"
- Wario, 2004
- Wario, 2004
On 2026-01-31 at 03:18:57
"I HAVE A BOMB"
On 2026-02-02 at 15:57:01
Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile.
On 2026-02-02 at 16:08:47
"I'm die, thank you forever"
1On 2026-02-02 at 17:55:44
"Call Fix it Felix"
"Fix it Felix is in America. I'm in Puerto Rico."
"Reparar it Félix"
"Fix it Felix is in America. I'm in Puerto Rico."
"Reparar it Félix"
On 2026-02-02 at 21:34:40
On 2026-02-02 at 21:35:32
Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile.
This quote comes from How To Train Your Dragon btw
On 2026-02-05 at 07:17:49
Don't be a dino-phobe, Luigi. It takes all colours to make a rainbow. Except black. There's no black in a rainbow.
this becomes even funnier when you learn that black is made of ALL colors in the rainbow.
On 2026-02-06 at 21:37:08
Some non-NASCAR fans may think of this as weird.
Boogity, Boogity, Boogity, Lets go Racin' boys.
Darrell Waltrip-FOX NASCAR.
Boogity, Boogity, Boogity, Lets go Racin' boys.
Darrell Waltrip-FOX NASCAR.