Stupid Item Ideas.
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5038 pts ★ NoviceOn 2026-08-22 at 16:58:46
Portal Gun:
Can place a portal in front of your kart and the next one on the next checkpoint at a CPU's Route point. If you go through the Portal, you'll pop out of the other. This can either get you far ahead of the competition or far behind. (You can fall through the Portal Both ways)
Edit: Drawing Demonstration
Can place a portal in front of your kart and the next one on the next checkpoint at a CPU's Route point. If you go through the Portal, you'll pop out of the other. This can either get you far ahead of the competition or far behind. (You can fall through the Portal Both ways)
Edit: Drawing Demonstration
I have a item in my own racing game similar to this
What's your racing game?
Vast Kart Racing, but I haven't actually made the game but I made the tracks here on mkpc
1On 2026-08-22 at 18:35:16
Blue Shell Burger:
Now that Blue Shells are officially my favorite item, I'm making a contribution to the item.
When you eat the blue shell burger, you fly strait to the first placer as if you are in a cannon. Then you circle around them and explode onto them, and it makes the normal blue shell explosion, but more Blue Shell burgers land on the floor like mushrooms or stars. If you drive over a Blue Shell Burger, the same effect happens. If you are in first and you have a blue shell burger, then it aims you at the last placer.
Now that Blue Shells are officially my favorite item, I'm making a contribution to the item.
When you eat the blue shell burger, you fly strait to the first placer as if you are in a cannon. Then you circle around them and explode onto them, and it makes the normal blue shell explosion, but more Blue Shell burgers land on the floor like mushrooms or stars. If you drive over a Blue Shell Burger, the same effect happens. If you are in first and you have a blue shell burger, then it aims you at the last placer.
On 2026-08-22 at 18:37:10
Blue Shell Burger:
Now that Blue Shells are officially my favorite item, I'm making a contribution to the item.
When you eat the blue shell burger, you fly strait to the first placer as if you are in a cannon. Then you circle around them and explode onto them, and it makes the normal blue shell explosion, but more Blue Shell burgers land on the floor like mushrooms or stars. If you drive over a Blue Shell Burger, the same effect happens. If you are in first and you have a blue shell burger, then it aims you at the last placer.
Now that Blue Shells are officially my favorite item, I'm making a contribution to the item.
When you eat the blue shell burger, you fly strait to the first placer as if you are in a cannon. Then you circle around them and explode onto them, and it makes the normal blue shell explosion, but more Blue Shell burgers land on the floor like mushrooms or stars. If you drive over a Blue Shell Burger, the same effect happens. If you are in first and you have a blue shell burger, then it aims you at the last placer.
That's cool
On 2026-08-22 at 18:46:50
The randomizer
Use this item to go straight to first place and then everyone else randomly switches places
The Purple Shell
Like the green shell but never breaks against walls and can't go off edges.
The Cow Bell
Summons 20 angry cows who start next to the person in last place and charge all the way up to the person in first place.
The triple King Mushroom:
Must I explain?
Mirror Shell
Shell the size of the Bowser shell from DD. Whoever it hits gets their controls inverted.
Use this item to go straight to first place and then everyone else randomly switches places
The Purple Shell
Like the green shell but never breaks against walls and can't go off edges.
The Cow Bell
Summons 20 angry cows who start next to the person in last place and charge all the way up to the person in first place.
The triple King Mushroom:
Must I explain?
Mirror Shell
Shell the size of the Bowser shell from DD. Whoever it hits gets their controls inverted.
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2On 2026-08-23 at 16:34:05
The glue shell, which is like a blue shell but it leaves a massive puddle of glue the width of the track after hitting 1st place. Drivers driving through the glue will have their speed cut to 1/12.
1On 2026-08-23 at 16:36:38
The green catapult, which makes you teleport to the next checkpoint in front of the player in first place.
The red catapult, which makes you teleport to the previous checkpoint behind the player in last place.
The red catapult, which makes you teleport to the previous checkpoint behind the player in last place.
On 2026-08-23 at 20:25:48
Triple crazy 8 : 3X8 of each item since it's 8
1On 2026-08-24 at 17:56:06
On 2026-08-26 at 03:25:53
NULLSCAPES!
In the Item cell, it is a picture of the default Robot from Geometry Dash. When it is used, it instantly kicks out another player, sending them to a screen reading:
"CBF DETECTED, LOSER! CLICK BETWEEN FRAMES IS ILLEGITIMATE AND WILL NOT BE ALLOWED FOR USE ON SNES VANILLA LAKE 2. PLEASE DISABLE THE MOD TO CONTINUE PLAYING."
Can only spawn once per race.
In the Item cell, it is a picture of the default Robot from Geometry Dash. When it is used, it instantly kicks out another player, sending them to a screen reading:
"CBF DETECTED, LOSER! CLICK BETWEEN FRAMES IS ILLEGITIMATE AND WILL NOT BE ALLOWED FOR USE ON SNES VANILLA LAKE 2. PLEASE DISABLE THE MOD TO CONTINUE PLAYING."
Can only spawn once per race.
On 2026-09-04 at 08:45:53
Did anyone request triple Blue Shell already?
On 2026-09-04 at 17:17:02
vines
block all your opponnents during 15 seconds
block all your opponnents during 15 seconds
1On 2026-10-22 at 00:41:59
piss shell
makes the victim hit by it get eliminated from the race by lakitu for smelling bad
makes the victim hit by it get eliminated from the race by lakitu for smelling bad
On 2026-10-22 at 01:09:56
Mirror: Whoever is hit by this gets their controls inverted and they are now in mirror mode for the rest of the race unless hit by another mirror
On 2026-10-22 at 02:36:44
Redbull (gives you wings for the rest of the race, allowing you to fly over everything + not affected by items, even shock)
On 2026-10-22 at 02:50:32
Vigintuple Shells; Spawns 20 Red Shells that rotate around the player. Can be used just like regular red Shells.
On 2026-10-22 at 02:54:21
the glitch
the game starts glitching for everyone except the one who used the item. stuff like cutting through floors and walls, constantly teleporting forward and backwards and randomly spawning and despawning stuff is possible
the game starts glitching for everyone except the one who used the item. stuff like cutting through floors and walls, constantly teleporting forward and backwards and randomly spawning and despawning stuff is possible
On 2026-10-22 at 16:50:14
The coin item because nobody likes it
On 2026-10-23 at 01:23:00
Mushdoom - Basically the regular mushroom, except it accelerates you in the OPPOSITE direction. Also comes in the Triple form (Tripped-le Mushdoom) and the Golden form (Lolden Mushdoom), as well as in the Octuple form (Oc-doom-ple Mushdoom).
On 2026-10-27 at 23:16:35
The blizzard. It freezes all players for 15 seconds.
Yesterday at 01:55:20
Thundercloud from MKWii, but it instantly shocks you upon appearing in your item slot. It also has a decuple variant, which shocks you 10 times for 10 seconds straight, then you are shrunken 10x longer than normal.